-By Mattt Potter  

Hey kids! Holy crap I can’t believe it’s almost Christmas! Well guess what? I got two fun filled christmas activities for you today. I am a little behind on getting this zebra shit together. So please give old Uncle Mattt a big break, okay kiddos? Because Uncle Mattt is old and his farts are starting to smell like that too. And it does not even bother me. Which is sad - it’s like I’m Laura Dern when she stuck her hand in that big pile of dinosaur shit in that one movie… Citizen Ruth.

That is where I am at. (All this was code for “sorry my page/section looks like the said stuff Laura Dern was sticking her hand in, I just ran out of time and last minute putting it up”).

So here we go! The first of many PODCASTs starring View Askew’s own Mattt Potter, co-starring the Scott Baio to my Erin Moran… because I love him so… Wil “Riker” Wilkins! A Podcast that explains itself when you click this linky dink here.

DOWNLOAD:
FAT MAN PANTS

***Special apologies go out to “Brian L” (we will call him that to keep his anonymity). We ran out of time to re-record a funnier podcast. Next one for sure it will be funny! PROMISE!****

(ALSO THIS IS NOT REALLY A PODCAST, MORE AN EXPLANATION OF WHAT OUR PODCASTS ARE GOING TO BE LIKE, THIS IS JUST AN MP3 TO DOWNLOAD AND LISTEN TO IF YOU ARE REALLY BORED!)

ALSO HERE IS A LINK TO a little trailer called COCOON 3 MOTHERFUCKER!

DOWNLOAD:
COCOON 3 TRAILER

***THOSE WHO KNOW WHAT THIS IS, YOU ARE WELCOME, THOSE THAT DON’T please take a picture of your confused face and send it to me at mailto:mattt@viewaskew.com so that I may laugh.****

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