SModcast 40
SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.
The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 40: Ned Smitty -
In which our heroes return in a role-playing adventure through porn by casting a late 80’s convenience store clerk named Kevin in an unlikely role of a lifetime, chat about the aging effects of time on late 80’s cinema goddesses, and debate the merits of size over foppishness.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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December 10th, 2007 at 6:14 am
hey guys! just listened to SModcast 39. more specifically, the jelly fish thing, i believe that they sting to paralyze their prey. then they swallow it hole similar to a snake and digest it. a fun fact you guys might like to know, jellyfish dont have an asshole. they intake their food from the same hole they shit from.
hope you liked that fun fact!
December 10th, 2007 at 6:56 am
Side splitting stuff xD… Fat Cock haha…
December 10th, 2007 at 7:44 am
House Party!! A Classic!
Another great one guys!!
December 10th, 2007 at 10:10 am
Wow can’t wait to see the final casting for this flick I am waiting on dicks and balls. I thought pins and needles was a over used way to describe my excitement anyway nice to hear you guys sounding so happy and to hear you laugh the way you did Kevin was great brought a huge smile to my face I think it shows how exited you are to get going. Well just wanted to say how much I love SModcast and thank you guys for doing it I cant get enough its the best way to start the week other than seeing my beautiful wife.
December 10th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
FOP! the predetermining factor that will eventually lead to FUPA!
December 10th, 2007 at 12:52 pm
How are you ok with your small penis? It doesn’t make you want to die?
December 10th, 2007 at 1:59 pm
well, well, well, I was just thinking, the roll play sucks…i mean with the shit that comes out of there mouths when they roll play, i wonder how the movies are so good…i really like the pod cast but i really hate the roll play they do. i think think the high point of the whole pod series was when they found out that one of their friends, i forget who, when they found out he was on medical marijuana and pills…that was ground breaking…what i also do like is to know i’m not the only one in the world that jacks off with 8 different pornos plying at once, oh and its good to know i’m not the only one with a small dick…oh and that there are dicks the size of 3 coke cans stringed together…i love the pod cast, hate the roll play, i mean kevin is like the annoying friend that keeps changing the rules in the middle of a strip poker game so he doesn’t have to take off his clothes…but that’s just my opinion…Love, Nate
December 10th, 2007 at 4:17 pm
great job guys!
December 10th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
In the summer of 1993 I was in the Philippines and went swimming in the dirty waters off of the Cavite province. The ocean there is shallow and brown from the muddy bottom. I don’t know what I was thinking. Anyway, while I was swimming I felt what seemed to be a series of bubbles trailing from my feet up my body. The sensation went across my chest and back and occurred a couple of times. The last time, the feeling changed to more of an electric sensation, almost like a series of small shocks. It wasn’t really painful or uncomfortable, just odd. When I got out of the water, we all noted red blotches across my body, which soon began to itch like crazy. I was told that I had been stung by a school of small jellyfish. Soon, the itching was driving me mad. Fortunately, we were on a stilt house where they were farming oysters. One of the locals’ favorite pastimes is to sit on the stilt house, drink San Miguel beer and eat lots of oysters doused in vinegar. By rubbing the vinegar on my irritated skin, we were able to lessen much of the pain and itching. By the next day I was fine. The point is, these particular jellyfish didn’t seem to sting purposely. I think that anything they come in contact with gets stung. It’s like being a cactus: anything grabbing you automatically gets pricked. Pretty cool defense mechanism, I guess. Off course, it would suck if you actually wanted someone or something to touch you. Kinda like that chick from the X-Men: You want to bone her, but you better make it quick, or she’ll suck the life right out of you, through your dick (big or small). So, Kevin, you are right: Stay the hell out of the ocean. Especially, filthy ocean water that carries God knows what kind of germs and little blobs of stinging snot like creatures. Later!
December 10th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
It’s gotta be Bree Olsen.
If I’m correct, I expect some kinda prize.
December 10th, 2007 at 10:57 pm
Still can’t thank you guys enough for “Eating a Chicken’s Soul” and for introducing me to redtube.com!
THANK YOU SIR!
-G-
December 11th, 2007 at 12:01 am
[...] Smodcast-Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier BSing about foul things, old stories from their pasts, and strange thought experiments rooted in dick and fart jokes. Great if you love Smith, not so much if the above things sound disgusting to you. One of my favorite “two peeps and a microphone” podcasts. [...]
December 11th, 2007 at 9:59 am
If you’re looking for porn actresses, you should get ridiculously gorgeous Erica Campbell! I’d love to see her in one of your movies… Well, I love to see her in any movie
And keep it up, guys. I love SModcast!
December 11th, 2007 at 6:58 pm
Loved this weeks ‘cast. When you choked Scott up, I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. In regards to your casting dilemma, I have two words for you: Nina Hartley. She’s about the age your looking for, she’s a porn legend, she’s still smoking hot, AND she has “legit” acting
experience (see Boogie Nights). Plus, she takes it in the ass like a champ. How could you go wrong?
Your loyal fanboy,
Jeremy
Kokomo, IN
December 11th, 2007 at 8:17 pm
Another great podcast. I hope to run into you in Pittsburgh!
December 12th, 2007 at 1:35 am
I love this podcast and I’m a huge fan of Kevin Smith in general. I own every movie he’s made (except for Jersey Girl) and was very upset with my wife for calling me AFTER Kevin left the bookstore that she worked at in the mall (Bloomington, Indiana) with a copy of “Jehad” to tell me that he was there. I apologize but, she isn’t much of a fan and I think she waited until after he left to torment me. Anyway, the point is that I am definitely a big fan and it makes me crazy that I can’t download the newest podcast because I don’t want to pay for quick-time. Is there another way to get it? Maybe it could be posted as a basic MP3 file (hint, hint)? If at all possible I’d like to avoid waiting a week (by downloading from I-Tunes) to get this wonderful podcast. It’s really like sitting around with a couple of friends and shooting the breeze. Sorry for the long posting and thanks for keeping me entertained!
December 12th, 2007 at 6:49 am
Oh my god when Kevin laughed like that it was the best thing I’ve ever heard. I agree with Scott, my favorite story ever. SModcast rules.
December 12th, 2007 at 8:40 am
Hey guys- in response to Kevin’s desire to see a man with no cock but a set of testes and concerning the question whether such a man exists, an article in the BBC news online reports of a man running into a restaurant, grabbing a knife and then proceeding to slice his own schlong off. Apparently the cock-doctors were unable to get the thing reattached. Assuming that he did not manage to slice his own balls off, it seems we have a man with no pecker but a set of cojones. Now you just need to get a picture since they did not post one. Here is the original link:
December 12th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
That was one of the funnier smodcasts…you guys shoudl check out caseyparker.com…very talented young lady
December 12th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
[...] player around that time and have subscribed to a few podcasts since then, such as Diggnation and Smodcast, which I subscribe to using iTunes and transfer onto the player for later listening or [...]
December 12th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Y’know what… I think we should take the regular joe porn a bit further, and have a line of FOP-porn. Like exploit the hell out of it. Extend it to like Girls gone Wild. Don’t tell anyone what FOP means, just say, “These girls are BEGGING for FOP!” People will say… “Well, sir, what does this FOP mean, if these girls are begging for it, it must be good!” It’ll fuckin’ be the secret weapon of the porn industry. Of course a year or so, FOP will breach into free internet, and become one of googles most requested searches.
Then, people will be bragging about their FOP, big rappers will be bragging about their FOPs and how the ladies are begging for it.
I swear, it’ll bring the world to it’s knees. Literally.
December 12th, 2007 at 6:50 pm
Very funny stuff… I laughed out loud with you guys again! I want to address the question posed by Kev & Scott re: What is the equivalent of dick size for women?
I would have thought that the obvious would have occurred to Mr. Smith… THE OVERSIZED CLIT. He made quite the deal about it in Clerks II, yet missed it in Podcast 40.
Happy Holidays, good luck with the new film, can’t wait for the updates…
~G
December 12th, 2007 at 8:02 pm
yo, internet has made my life hell. i love it, but man Kev is it hard to keep the fuk up wit u. is there a smodcast archive? i want to have them all. like a smithadicks, i need anything askew i dont have. please help this pathetic bastard. btw as a sign of my commitement/patheticness Jay&Bob came out on my bday when it hit theares. i was vacationing in jersey shore, and it was a sunny blue sky day. i spent the day living at the local shithole theatre. i saw J&B 7times in one day. 20times total. worth every penny.
signed obsessed weed/porn/askewadick.
btw fuk spell check.
cant wait to buy ur book.
what up jay? im over a year clean. glad ur clean too. sux doesnt it?
December 12th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
cant wait for the full blown bluray hddvd porn explosion. any1 else?
December 13th, 2007 at 6:17 pm
Just listened to SModcast 40, excellent shit… I FUCKING LOVE the roleplays, hope for more later on. FUNNY SHIT!!!!
Much Love from SWEDEN
December 14th, 2007 at 1:12 am
Actress you’re looking for
Jennifer Tilly, she’s a few months shy of 50, but is proboally the hottest old chick working in hollywood now.
December 14th, 2007 at 1:14 am
also someone else who needs to be in the film. Jonah Hill, the dude is just funny.
December 14th, 2007 at 12:03 pm
hey ben, if you just go to the smodcast archives, theres a download link there thats mp3 format (right click and choose ’save as’)
Or just go to http://feeds.feedburner.com/smodcast and add their version of the feed because that one will always be up to date in itunes.
December 15th, 2007 at 12:38 am
Damn I love me some Smodcast.
December 15th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
I ♥ small cocks…….
December 16th, 2007 at 2:31 am
Brilliant guys, These Pod casts are truly the up point of my week. Thanks a ton for the weekly free entertainment.
December 16th, 2007 at 9:16 am
I’ve managed to catch up from 1 to 40 in the last couple of weeks. Speaking of redtube and fucked up stuff, check this out. —-> http://www.redtube.com/5088
They could probably open up a “Gimp Kingdom” in Disney and have this as the new main ride. Hope things are going well for you guys.
December 17th, 2007 at 12:11 am
it’s Jenna Haze isn’t it!!!! it’s gotta be. i know that kevin thinks she is a doll. if i am rightdo i win something? LOL
December 17th, 2007 at 8:20 am
Another 52 or so minutes well spent gentlemen. Every Monday I download this week’s episode at work and my Monday gets a little better. I’m also about halfway through “My Boring Ass Life”. What a great read. At last a little honesty in a dishonest world. I appreciate what you guys do for the world and will continue to support it in anyway I can.
December 17th, 2007 at 9:56 am
I don’t know she would be a bit too much, but Heather Locklear would be one of those old chicks from the 80’s I would have given my right nut to bang. I don’t think she’s done anything new since spin city. Or maybe one of the Bond Girls, they should be pretty wrinkly by now.
December 17th, 2007 at 11:11 am
Never commented until I heard the bit about Wierd Science. Have you guys considered the chick who played Lisa in the TV version of wierd science? I don’t know her name but she was also in Kingpin. She’s hot, probably in her 40s AND she’s been in Kingpin which has plenty of raunchy moments of comedy.
December 17th, 2007 at 11:49 am
No smodcast this week?
December 17th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
I listen to SModcast every week when I’m unloading the trucks at work. It makes that part of my shitty job, not so shitty.
I started re-listening to some of them, and the fight at the flea market for the Devils VHS is still my all time favorite, and the new role play of the fat people on It’s a Small World. That shit is just gold.
December 17th, 2007 at 5:26 pm
Yo, how cum u keep puttin up new smodcasts every other week??!! You Gotta put up a new one on the site every week, otherwize I’ll have nothing to do and I’ll be bored. If u can start doing SModcasts every day, then I wont have to re-listen the old ones
December 17th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
Which is worse FOP or FOV?
The equivilant of a man worrying about size for a woman would be a woman worrying if her entire body is small and tight enough. Tight being a keyword. *Everything* is supposed to be tight.
December 18th, 2007 at 3:01 am
Hey does anyone know when the new smodcast is coming out? Cause it used to come out once a week. I dig it that Smith and Mosier are making a movie right now and this isn’t ( and shouldn’t be) priority number one, but some heads up on when the next ‘casts’ get released would be rad.
Keep up the amazing work.
December 18th, 2007 at 3:43 am
Hey Kevin and Scott,
Thought I’d let you know that in a wasteland of horrible podcast yours stands out. I may have a predisposition because I liked the banter in your movies log before the podcast came along. I hope you guys knock “Porno” out of the rink, only worry is that people may misconstrue Seth and Liz’s characters as the same ones they played in 40 year old virgin. But seeing the already crazed fan base, no worries.
GOOD LUCK!!
December 18th, 2007 at 9:53 am
I thought about one of the old Smodcasts when I saw this article…
From Yahoo.com’s “The 101 Dumbest Moments in Business, 2007″
13. It’s a fat world, after all. Disneyland announces plans to close the “It’s a Small World” attraction to deepen its water channel after the ride’s boats start getting stuck under loads of heavy passengers. Employees ask larger passengers to disembark—and compensate them with coupons for free food.
If you wanna see the whole thing: http://finance.yahoo.com/career-work/article/104034/101-Dumbest
haha… That’s so awful/ funny… It’s even worse than putting you in your own boat…
#40 was one of the funniest evah, can’t wait for a new one!!
December 18th, 2007 at 9:59 am
FYI- Mos went to some sporting event and Kev and bride were xmas shopping. Smodcast 41 will be late. Last word was he would put it up Monday night (17th) at the EARLIEST. In the meantime, try out the This American Life podcast. Not as Kevish, bit it’s usually pretty funny and always interesting. Cheers and Merry theo-appropriate December holiday.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:03 am
Message to moderator–
May help if someone put the updates on delays on this page. Many of us probably don’t get into the boards where new messages from Kevin require breadcrumbs and a GPS to locate. Thanks for wading through all our BS though.
December 18th, 2007 at 1:29 pm
I am working on SMod 41 as I type this, so clear that holiday gloom away - new SMod is on the way… keep an eye out later on today…
February 16th, 2008 at 1:01 am
first,congratulations,i found smodcast and i hear since everyday,its very funny and its better hear funny stuff than hear people complaining in the subte,i live in argentina now but im from ecuador,and its not in africa its in south america.
smodcast 40 its very funny i hear it in my ipod while im travel to capital and i laugh and people look at me like im crazy…..but i dont give a shit about it,so ill do it again,keep doing funny stuff.
February 19th, 2008 at 6:57 am
Not to piss you off (like you’ll ever read this), but no SModcasts in a month? I know you guys are making a movie, but really? No 1 free hour to spare in the last four weeks? Come on. You guys used to really brighten up my depressing-to-near-suicidal-level Sunday nights/Monday mornings.
July 27th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Ben says:
I own every movie he’s made (except for Jersey Girl)
My response:
So we can assume you’re 15?
Ben says:
and was very upset with my wife for calling me AFTER Kevin left the bookstore that she worked at in the mall (Bloomington, Indiana) with a copy of “Jehad” to tell me that he was there. I apologize but, she isn’t much of a fan
My response:
I’m reminded of the Eminem song “Stan” with this remark. Seek help Ben.
And for Ben’s wife?
Leave this assrag immediately.