SModcast 44
SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.
The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 44: Thuffering Thucotash -
In which one of our heroes is accompanied by a special guest making his triumphant return with tales of orthodontia, long distance love, the bare necessities, cultural understanding, and talk of “Zack and Miri”. Plus, a quiz!
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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704 Responses to “SModcast 44” |
January 21st, 2008 at 2:16 am
First one? Well, thank Aliens for Episode 44. Another week without SModcast, and I would’ve dove into an endless cycle of coke and whores… again.
January 21st, 2008 at 2:21 am
Thanks for the new SModcast during production Kev!
And don’t forget to check out the iSMod:
http://www.the-convo.com/ismod.htm
Throw it on your myspace page and help spread the word about SModcast!
January 21st, 2008 at 2:21 am
i just wanted to say how big a fan i am of you guys. I checked the site all nite until the new cast was put up.
January 21st, 2008 at 3:05 am
Thanks for the new SModcast! Been looking forward to a new one!
January 21st, 2008 at 4:02 am
Is Mewes girl pregnant?
January 21st, 2008 at 4:40 am
http://show-links.tv/Penn_Teller_Bullshit/ maybe the colonic wasn’t so necessary. But it did make a good story. i dig this smodcast a lot, keep up the good work and good luck with your teeth mewes.
January 21st, 2008 at 5:10 am
^^I was thinking the same thing^^ but probably not. Anyway thanks for taking the time to record a show during filming. Can’t wait for Zach and Miri!
January 21st, 2008 at 11:29 am
I’m glad you managed to SMod with your busy schedule, guys…and it was a good one (could’ve done without the ‘quiz’, personally…)
SMods’re usually enjoyable, but Kevin’s impressions of “toothless Jay” were laugh-out-loud funny (”the hot bokth!”). Jay seems to be growing up alot, doesn’t he? Great to hear. It’s gonna be weird, him playing a character OTHER than ‘Jay’ in a Kevin Smith film.
It’s not an ‘Askewniverse’ movie, but I REALLY hope we get the CAMEOS we watch for (Lee, Damon, Schwalbach, Dante and Affleck, but most of all KEV and SCOTT!)
January 21st, 2008 at 5:22 pm
I get that this is more of a shout-out for the peeps working behind the scenes, and I really love that kid Mews, but much of this sounded like someone training a retard with a game of memory.
January 21st, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Mewes possibly doing his own podcast? Was he serious? Because that would be awesome!
January 21st, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Any chance we could be hearing a SMRodcast sometime soon? I think Seth Rogan would be a great choice for the next Smodcast guest. If the commentary tracks for Knocked Up and Superbad are any proof, I think he could keep up with you meandering palaver.
January 22nd, 2008 at 12:48 am
For the sake of knowing what Mewes is saying I am volumteering my hard earned projectionist dollars to buy a headset for Mewes to use during SModcast. (Kevin makes money off us, I make money off Kevin, so I think it’s an even trade.)
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:40 am
So you’re the guy who takes all your issues and blames them on others, eh?
…the ‘projectionist’, as it were…
January 22nd, 2008 at 1:10 pm
I listen to you guys every week. I really dig the show and will continue to be an avid listener. Also can’t wait for Zack and Miri to drop.
Quick question for Kev though: I really do love every aspect of what it is you do, but something that always kind of leaves a sour taste in my mouth is how you sell a lot of set props and stuff on eBay. Obviously if you can make another buck on the side, by all means. But in my modest opinion, I think it comes off as a bit money-hungry. It’s not just that though. It has to do with not being able to get into an event unless you buy your book, etc. What’s with, man?
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:09 pm
I really liked this one. The Mewes lisp thing was real funny. And these SModcasts’ are getting me very excited about ‘Zach and Miri’. It sounds to be your best film yet Kevin. Hope to hear another wondrous edition next week if your not too busy. :]
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:07 am
Very educational podcast. I had no idea what all those fancy sounding positions did. So, did Mewes pass or will he have to repeat the class?
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:09 am
Way behind but listening to #28. Do you actually want to go to the Cheerios plant? I could probably hook you up…I work at General Mills.
January 23rd, 2008 at 4:52 pm
So here’s the deal: someone, likely Mr. Smith, lashed back on my website about my subtly calling him money hungry in the SModcast 43 comments (selling props on eBay, book purchase required for entry to an event, and on and on). Clearly this struck a cord.
I was referred to as a jerk off in this comment, which is cool by me because I’ve never been one to take Internet slander to heart (unlike some). So no big deal, the reaction speaks volumes. I’d give you more details about it, but I deleted it right away and can’t honestly remember all of it.
I guess the underlying thing is, I asked the question in a pretty diplomatic way, and he got pissed. I’ll still look forward to new flicks and anything Smith related, but I guess he didn’t care for me calling him out like that. What can you do?
By the by, I’m Loving Mewes in SModcast.
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:16 pm
How could you mention the Monroeville Mall and not mention the fact it’s the mall from the original Dawn of the Dead?!?
January 23rd, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Quick question - how many days after being released at QuickStopEntertainment are SModcasts available on iTunes?
January 23rd, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Way to try to drive traffic to your blog.
January 23rd, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Mosier really likes to lay-off. I miss his yeah-yeah-yeahs when he’s not on. Mewes is pretty entertaining though. You need to bring back Bryan and Walt back for some more of the Jersey Trio. I enjoy your childhood recollections.
January 23rd, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Next time on SModcast, Kevin introduces a new segment called ‘Look At My Dick’ where he gets Mewes to identify the entire cast and crew by pictures of their dicks.
“Hey, that looks like Ron ‘Jellyfish’ Jeremy.”
“You are correct sir! And how about this one?”
“Well I’d know that cock anywhere! I didn’t know Affleck was in this pic… snoogans.”
January 23rd, 2008 at 7:10 pm
To Mr. Barber,
Don’t assume that it was Kevin himself directly responding to you. Just because someone disagrees with you doesn’t mean it’s coming directly from him and you’ve hit a nerve. I read that response and nothing indicated that Kevin was fuming with rage and had to respond to you. It was just another post from a random stranger on the internet.
Why not sell the items? Better than sitting around collecting dust in some storage.
January 23rd, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Whoa. Pretty sure that SModcast basically summed up my entire film school experience in an hour.
January 23rd, 2008 at 8:58 pm
“I guess he didn’t care for me calling him out like that. What can you do?” - Josh Barber (from comment above)
Well, for starters you can stop trying to start shit online. There was nothing subtle or “diplomatic” about your comments, as you posted the EXACT same one on both episodes 43 AND 44. That has antagonist written all over it.
As for selling props on eBay, you obviously are ill informed about the way Hollywood works these days. Let me educate you. When a custom prop is made for a flick, and chances are slim-to-none that another production will find it useful, said prop is sold to fans and collectors as a way of A) keeping prop houses clear of props they won’t EVER use again and B) making some money back for the production company. Did you run on over and find a Rob Zombie forum to flame when Halloween props were sold? In Hollywood, the bottom line is the bottom line.
As for the event you mentioned, I won’t speak to it as I’m completely in the dark as to the situation and circumstances. But I will point out that being called a “jerk off” isn’t slander because A) slander is spoken; in print, it’s called libel and B) it’s neither a truth or untruth; it’s an opinion, which we’re all free to have and speak in this country. For example, I am of the opinion that you are a complete douchebag. Guess what? No lawyers are beating down my door. Looks like I was right.
In closing, I’d like to quote Jason Mewes from “An Evening with Kevin Smith”:
“Why don’t you put a cock in your mouth and shut your face?”
January 24th, 2008 at 12:20 am
You guys should talk about the passing of heath ledger and whether you think it was pills that did him in.
January 24th, 2008 at 10:35 am
cosign on the monroeville mall bieng the dawn of the dead mall. Is it something you did purposefully? and Why Pittsburgh? it seems like you film alot of your movies there. I grew up there but havent been back in a while, thank god. The Junk stores there are great. I know where theres a stack of about 300 paintings of nude women copied out of dirty magazines. It was the guy’s lifes work. mind blowing.
January 24th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Thanks for that, Mr. Spielberg. The comment was posted twice by Wordpress, not me. You’ve done well to suckle at the Kevin Smith power teat by answering for him. Thanks again.
For the record, it wasn’t my intention to ’start shit’. It was just a question. So Travis, take a deep breath and relax instead of posting short stories about anyone that writes something with a negative connotation to your man-crush.
January 24th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Oh and Sheryl, you’re right, it was wrong to assume that the comment came directly from Kevin. It just read similar to how he talks.
I totally agree with you about the props etc. It was that in combination with some other things that lead me to ask the question. Some logical answers have presented them self, and that’s all I was looking for.
January 28th, 2008 at 12:49 am
Hey Kev. As all smodcasters know you are a fan of the website redtube. I found a couple of other sites like that. youporn and xtube. Hope you can find some fucked up shit on them as well.
January 28th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
other messed up websites: painolympics.com. Encyclepediadramatica.com(search the word offended) 2girls1finger.com
January 28th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Love the smodcast suprised you did not mention dawn of the dead mall. Seth Rogan would be an excelent addition to smodcast however I’m sure he is very busy if not him than mabe another actor (that we would know)?
January 28th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
It seems like a Jeff Anderson guest SModCast must happen!
Katie Morgan could be nice too.
January 29th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
mewes was great but i really missed mosier on this one. kevin can come off as condescending towards mewes sometimes and its kind of uncomfortable.
January 29th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
i agree 100% with al’s post. The whole quiz section seemed like it was kev throwing jay a softball, when i think that jay is totally capable of holding his own in these conversations.
anyway, no SModcast this week? bummer.
January 30th, 2008 at 12:15 am
Yeah, Seth Rogen would be awesome for a smodcast. He’s always funny on the commentary tracks for movies he’s in. Get him or Jeff Andersen for smodcast and it would be awesome. Katie Morgan? eh, I’d rather see her than hear her (not a sexist comment, she just doesn’t strike me as that interesting)
January 30th, 2008 at 9:13 am
At first I thought this SModcast kinda sucked. But then the more jobs they named on a movie set I was like “Hey yeah….what the hell does a script supervisor do?” I liked it a lot.
I just wish you guys would list the tunes you’re playing sometimes. You can hear them a little bit in the background and they’re actually pretty good. What did it start with this week?
January 30th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Ben Affleck would a great guest, I loved the Dogma commentary where Kevin and Affleck go back and forth. It probably won’t happen again until Kevin directs Jaws 6 and Affleck plays the shark. Man goes into cage, cage goes into water, Afflecks’ in the water, our Affleck. George Carlin could play Quint, Mewes plays Brody and Kevin plays hooper, just so I could see him squeeze that fat ass in a wet suit. I would go pay my 9.50 just to see Mewes snoogans the shark.
January 30th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
I think the Smodcasts being played on XM radio are really great. I am hoping that since you do great phone-ins and studio visits on Opie & Anthony that you might somehow find the time to do a 3 hour live show in studio on a Saturday night during the Saturday Night Virus timeslot.
Checking out many of the XM202 related messageboards, everyone is asking for it and would truly love to hear it.
Have a week Kev.
January 30th, 2008 at 8:26 pm
Brave of Mewes to have all that dental work done. Props to him for taking care of personal stuff like that. Most of us avoid stuff like that, so he is setting a great example. Always nice to hear from Mewes generally.
How can one tell when there is not going to be a new Smodcast in any given week? Not complaining, and I am probably missing something obvious. I do not see how you get them out as often as you do, but I hate checking back at this website all the time, if I do not know.
January 31st, 2008 at 11:21 am
The pattern seems to be a new smodcast every two weeks during shooting. I don’t know if its official, but thats what I’ve noticed.
January 31st, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Chan, if you use iTunes, I suggest subscribing to the SModcast podcast. Then iTunes will automatically download the new episodes (though they are posted on iTunes about a week after they are posted here).
Otherwise, I suggest subscribing to the NewsAskew RSS feed (I personally use Google Reader for it) and checking that. But as far as something automated, iTunes is about it, I believe.
January 31st, 2008 at 1:35 pm
are you cumming back 2 the uk to promote zack and miri?
my university wud pay big time if u did a talk ther
January 31st, 2008 at 2:36 pm
er…ok…..where’s 45? are we skipping a week again?
January 31st, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Long time Smoder, first time writer.
I swear I remember Kevin Smith telling a story on one of the Smodcast about one of the first times Malcolm went on a date with a man. Does anyone know what episode that was? Please? I would really appreciate it. Or if no one knows what I am talking about I guess I’m just remembering it from a commentary or imagining things?
Paul I agree. I would love if Ken Plume(sp?), who I assume puts in the music since he edits the episodes, would make a list of all of the songs used in each episode. Until that wonderful day occurs, the best advice I have is to throw a line from the song you want into google using quotation marks. Thats how I found the Micca song from Episode 9.
The song your looking for is the Holloways - Generator.
Love the show. Keep them coming when you can. Thanks.
January 31st, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Thanks, Bob and Ninja Ned. I agree that it does seem like during shooting posts are working out to every other week. I am subscribed on ITunes, but I usually it up on this web site manually because I do not want to wait the additional seek. I guess the thing to do is to check Sunday night/Monday morning, and if there is not a new one then, there probably will not be one. I like reading the comments, too, but I guess I do not need to do that a couple of times a day! Thanks, Guys.
February 1st, 2008 at 3:08 am
This was a great SModcast. I’m disappointed that there’s no new one this week, but hey, it’s free. What am I going to do, complain that you didn’t put out a new episode that I never paid for? Not like you owe me or anything.
I love these on-set SModcasts. I have an undergraduate degree in film, but came back to grad school to get a master’s degree in film because my bachelor’s was more theory based than technically based. I’ve been on a film set, but not since I started my masters. I loved hearing you guys talk shop in this episode, because it reminded me how much I miss being on a film set.
Keep ‘em comin, guys. At your convenience, of course.
February 1st, 2008 at 6:29 am
Hey can you stop the music behind you??? Two things wrong with it . . . 1. It is TOO LOUD sometimes that I can’t hear you all speak and 2. sometimes I find myself trying to figure out what the song is that I miss what you all are discussing. It is ok to start the show but come on!!! Love the show!!! Come speak in Atlanta!!!!
February 1st, 2008 at 9:54 am
This episode was actually painful to listen to. Wow, saying people’s names for a half an hour straight. Mewes is a very dumb person and not interesting at all. Kevin does his best to bring out any entertainment from Mewes but fails. Stick to making the dude say snootchi boochies, his personal life is dull.
February 1st, 2008 at 12:02 pm
First time writer,,long time smodcast listener.Have loved everything you have done until this one.Gotta say,,pretty boring ass smodcast this week. Most people don’t really care that much about hearing about dental work.Mewes brings down the show every time he is on (just being honest)Otherwise,,,ya guys keep me laughing weekly (when ya actually post the smodcast weekly that is)
February 2nd, 2008 at 12:54 am
seth rogan= crap movie come on
February 2nd, 2008 at 2:57 am
In the credits Kevin didn’t mention a storyboard artist.
Ask the Pgh film office for contacts, there is a guy that
kicks ass and will work very cheap since he is a fan:)
For you guys that found this smodcast difficult to listen to,
keep in mind Kevin is under the weather and is doing more in a
day than you likely do in a week.
Besides nobody had a gun to your head and it was free so chill hater.
February 2nd, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Yo on those bumper stickers it says have a week, shouldn’t it say have a good week? Look here for the sticker.
http://jayandsilentbob.com/smbust.html
February 3rd, 2008 at 12:20 am
that’s kev’s signature sign-off, that’s what it’s referencing
February 3rd, 2008 at 12:39 am
Haggis is foul. But very funny.
February 3rd, 2008 at 12:48 am
He says “Have a week.”
February 3rd, 2008 at 1:54 am
I love smodcast, it really can make my week. You guys rock!
February 3rd, 2008 at 9:31 am
thanks for all previous smodcasts and I know you are busy wid the movie and all but I’m dying without the fix. You guys have made me laugh in more inappropriate places than i can count. Thanks again and sorry to pressure you.
February 4th, 2008 at 2:00 am
fist off, everyone who said Mewes is boring, are wrong. i think what happend is the whole quizzy thing. i thought it was interesting (but i am a film student) BUT it was a bit much. i think Kevin and Jay schould just shoot the shit like he does with everyone else.
secondly, i’m super bummed that it’s now been two weeks with out a new SMod. but, i know kev and everyone are working on the film so i cant blame them for neglecting us. haha. keep ‘em comming Kev! (but only if you have the time!)
February 4th, 2008 at 2:39 am
I dont know why people keep saying mewes isn’t interesting. He is one of my favorite smodcast guests and i think you should do many more with him.
February 4th, 2008 at 9:06 am
I’d like to see a full podcast with mosier and mewes.
February 4th, 2008 at 9:08 am
I think that thier should be at least one full smodcast show with mosier and mewes to make the ultimate 3 way
February 4th, 2008 at 9:45 am
I kind of agree that the ones with Mewes are boring. Bring back Waltcast!
February 4th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
I had a dream that a gay guy that I know at the gym had a portal into my butt (I was playing portal on the xbox {I’m not gay}).
February 4th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Mewes isn’t boring but half the show asking him if he remembered so and so was a little much… I usually listen to each smodcast a couple times during the week when they come out but I haven’t listened to that once since then.. I indeed can remember everyone mewes did or didnt remember no need for another listen haha…
You know what would be a hilarious smodcast or maybe just funny in an awkward kind of way… Kevin and his mom lol
February 4th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
you guys are cruel when it comes to mewes. Dude does pretty good and I think he is funny. I didn’t mind the quiz either I thought it was interesting. Mabe not the best smodcast but it had its moments. Mewes has his own brand of comedy of which he is master. He volunteers to do smodcast out of the kindness of his heart and shouldn’t be berated about it. That’s my opinion anyway.
February 4th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Wow, I also thought that Smodcast 44 was not among the funniest of the funniest, but I would be real disappointed if Kevin was discouraged from having Mewes on or if Mewes was discouraged from being on Smodcast. He seems like a central guy to so many things, has such charm and sweetness, and I want to hear from time to time what is up with him.
February 4th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Oh I agree I love mewes too I wish they would of just talked bullshit more instead of the quiz about the crew for half the show haha
February 5th, 2008 at 1:58 am
Happy Birthday SModcast! It was a great year, thanks.
February 5th, 2008 at 2:30 am
oh wow your right. I wonder if thiers a special birthday podcast comming towards us soon.
February 5th, 2008 at 8:59 am
Oh, another long smodcastless week! I may not be able to function properly. I have all the episodes on my ipod in a playlist. I listeded to 8 hours of smodcast reruns Monday at work. Hey, did anyone ever win that Mary Jane Watson statue?
February 5th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
I too, am jonesing for a SModfix, but I wish some of the above posters would quit bitching so much. Was #44 one of the funniest? No, but at least he did it. I’m sure most of you aren’t aware the hours involved in shooting any film, let alone a feature, but it’s time consuming. Also, I’d like to point out that Kevin does this for free, for the fans. He doesn’t have to, and if you keep complaining, he might stop.
On another note, I heard that in the new comic, they gave Captain America a gun. What the hell? Love to here Kev talk about that. Cheers!
February 5th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
in one of the smodcast you mention jellyfish. jellyfish are of the Cnidaria. some classes do eat small plankton but most do eat bigger animals such as fish and other aquatic animals.
HA finally my year and a half of university payed off!!
Chris.
P.S the “c” in Cnidaria is silent
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cnidaria
February 6th, 2008 at 7:59 am
If you want something funny to talk about:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sperm_Whale
February 6th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Re Mewes: Hey at least buy the dude a nice new tele.
February 6th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Guys, can’t wait for the new flick; and by no means do I want to discourage its (hopefully) speedy production. But I would really appreciate a new smodcast if you have a spare hour to kick back and enlighten us all for the 45th time. By the way enjoying Reaper of here, nice one Kev (and good choice on casting Leland Palmer/Bob as the Devil!).
February 6th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
hey guys, just wondering what the song was at the beginning of this smodcast? also jason mewes and seth rogen should both definitely get a pod cast, although maybe not together. great work, have mewes on as a guest more often, love listening to the guy talk!
February 6th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Kevin love the SModcast, just started listening to it at work a couple of days ago, but 12 hours a day standing watching a machine cut parts doesn’t seem so long when I get to laugh at the different stories you and the View Askew gang share and the subjects ya’ll bring up. Keep up the Fuckin great work you bring to the screen, ect. and don’t let the fuck-tards get you down. Oh and it was Metallica’s ‘One’ that had the WW2 footage in it.
One of many fans, DoobySnax
PS. Snoogins
February 6th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
It’s been a year and a day since the first ever Smodcast! I’m surprised you guys didnt put up a new one yesterday in honor of it. We’ve been a week and a half without our fix! Let us have it!
February 6th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
Right, so.
It’s been a long time since we’ve had a new SModcast…
Looking for it every Monday and not getting it is depressing, I may have to go see a therapist.
February 7th, 2008 at 3:05 am
Maybe get one of those head-set mics for Mewes or duck tape a big one to his head. Great show BTW!!!
February 7th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Come now, its been a long time since the last smodcast. Seriously Kevin, is your job to make movies or do smodcast… Oh thats right… Carry on then.
February 8th, 2008 at 3:02 am
I hope we get a new smodcast next week.
February 8th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
hey, I’m quiriose. Kevin Smith , do you ever actualy see these post? Or maybe one of your associets (muse, mosier, ect.)
I think It would realy be cool to get a post from you guys occasinaly just to let us know your out there.
any way, there realy dose need to be a new smodcast soon. Its going to be a very enthraling experience as we watch you and your film unfold through another period in your life. truely amazing how some ink on some paper can change the course of your life, even though its got to be like a cake walk by now.
ps. hey, kevin. why dont you do a recorded reading of your auto biogrophy. that would be cool
February 10th, 2008 at 2:58 am
Looking forward to the next Podcast - are you guys ok?
February 10th, 2008 at 9:17 am
That is a cool idea! Audiobook!
But come on peeps sit tight it won’t be long now. Besides, when production finishes on the new flick we will be back to normal! No need to get your knickers in a knot. Remember they do this for FREE.
And revisiting old smodcasts has been fun. I can’t believe it has been a year already eep.
February 10th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Some of these people are real wack jobs… A reading of his autobiography…? jesus christ.
Cant wait for the next smodcast. My favorite radio show in cyberspace.
February 10th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
OMG!!!11 I wonder if they are under a truck… It was an awesome SModcast because it included the one and only Mewes. But come on…Three Weeks?
February 10th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Hey Smodcastians
I was just wondering, and shit I don’t know if anyone has posted this before, but I was wondering if Kev or Scott, and how many of the listeners have seen the SModcast flash video “SModpast”. It’s kind of short, but it’s kind of funny to see little snippets of SModcast put to cartoon versions of Kev and Scott. And even Brian.
You can find it on Newgrounds.com if your interests have been whet.
Anyway, I enjoy revisiting old SMods, but can’t wait for the new one. I say they do a fucking 3 hour SMod to make up for the past 2 weeks. Wait… no, maybe not. That is potentially dangerous…
February 10th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
I’ll forgive your long absence if you and Rogen do a SMod together. I know the possibility of forgiveness from me keeps you up at night.
Seriously, Silent Bob hasn’t spoken since Jan. 10, no new SMod in weeks…it just sucks that we haven’t been able to hear how things are going while you are in the moment. I know things will get back to normal once filming stops, but so may the funny stories from on set.
Thanks though. You’re the man, sir.
February 10th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
At the risk of sounding like a loser (to late) I need you to know this lack of smodcast hurts, it hurts so much that for every week you don’t do a smodcast I am going to cut off a bodypart of mine and mail it to you. Deal with that sir. Now I bet the idea of doing a smodcast dosent seem so bad, does it?
February 10th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Everybody, let’s take a moment to remember Roy Scheider, star of Jaws one and two. He was a tremendous actor and we will all miss him. Thanks, Kevin and Scott, for smodcast (especially for nominating Jaws as a unit of measurement). Peace.
February 11th, 2008 at 1:13 am
Is there a new smodcast today?
February 11th, 2008 at 2:16 am
Thank you for making Smodcast. I finally have something to fill up the time Im not masturbating. Can’t wait to hear a new one.
February 11th, 2008 at 2:42 am
are we already rearing a month since the last time mr. smith and mos graced our ears with the ever entertaining smodcast? i feel as though a chunk of my weekly routine has already been lost to z+m make a porno, and im hoping to gain it all back when the movie comes out!
heres hoping filming is going well
February 11th, 2008 at 2:45 am
please PLEASE do not do a smodcast with rogen as suggested by elle. PLEASE don’t.
February 11th, 2008 at 6:17 am
Looks like the writer’s strike has hit SMODCAST!!!
looking forward to the ZAC & MIRI
Peace from the land down under
February 11th, 2008 at 7:23 am
Another week without smodcast OH NOOOOOOO!!!!!
I know you guys are busy with the new movie, it better be good if it means we are missing the smodcasts. hahahahahahahahahha
keep you the good work guys, and can’t wait for the next smodcast (i suppose i should do some work instead then)
February 11th, 2008 at 8:13 am
Jack, i’m compelled to ask you why?
February 11th, 2008 at 8:21 am
Roy Scheider died?!? I don’t think it overstepping to say that all our best wishes and prayers are w/ he and his family. It is very appropriate that I learn of this new at QSE, as we all know what a great fan Kevin is of his, and I am such a great fan of Kevin’s with much respect to Mr. Scheider as well.
It is also apropos to learn than Scheider was once an semi-pro boxer in Jersey (which is how he received his distinctive nose - I guess maybe he lost that match). Much love to Kevin and Mos and all the brethren of JAWS fandom.
(This is likely in poor taste, but) First Heath Ledger, now Roy Scheider, how many more famous actors need to die before SModcast returns Kevin. - lol Come’on, smile people, is a lot healthier than crying. Let’s laugh through the pain. Farewell Sir Roy. ***love & peace****
February 11th, 2008 at 9:35 am
dang, i was really hoping to see a new smod this morning =\
February 11th, 2008 at 9:49 am
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February 11th, 2008 at 10:02 am
That flash bit was amazing. I would love to see a full length version with each smod cast, but I imagine that would be like a full time job. I love the movie posters on the wall. Jay and Bob in egypt, classic.
February 11th, 2008 at 11:33 am
wow i dont no if i want to live any more
February 11th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Okay…I think this should go without saying. We need to form a search party until we find Kevin and Mos. We need to be checking under trucks for the most part. Let’s hope they return tonight with a new SModcast before we start the search. Frankly because I am too damn lazy, and it is cold as fuck here in Minnesota. Can’t wait to see some porn.
February 11th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Hope you get a little time to do a new one soon Kev. I’m starting to shake. Good luck on Zack and Miri.
February 11th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
I can not express the feelings of loss and sadness that are overpowering my every move without a new smodcast. I am sure your movie is important to you but it pales in comparison how important a new smodcast is for me. I will fly out to pittsburgh and help you finish your film if you will just create a new smodcast. If I die of boredom behind my desk it is on you!
February 11th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
Kev, Scott - you’re letting your day jobs get in the way of the important business of smodcasting.
How’s this for an idea that’s probably already been suggested 50 times - break with the format for a special smodcast where you just wander round set/trailers with a recorder and chat to some cast and crew?
February 11th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Really missing the Smodcast, but… loving Reaper in the mean time. Keep up the good work all of you!
February 11th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
I had a feelin’ we would not have Smodcast regularly with Kev and Scott shootin’ the new flick. But it’s a small price to pay to get “Porno” made, and out faster.
February 11th, 2008 at 5:18 pm
Directing a feature film is just about the most overwhelming, all-encompassing thing one human being can do. Kevin will be lucky to get 5 or 6 hours sleep a night until the shoot is over. I’m thinking Smod is going to get pretty rare for a while.
February 11th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
you know your lifes pathetic when you’re checking for a new smodcast once every hour…on the hour all the while knowing that nothing will have changed….and yet here i am. *stares hoplessly into the distance*
February 11th, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Where is the new smodcast??!! I need my fix man!
February 11th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Jack, fuck off. Rogen rules and the idea of Kevin and Rogen together on a SMod makes me a very giddy girl.
February 11th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
god damn I’m losin it without smodcast
I thought I saw a fuckin rhino today.
February 11th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
i guess we’re trading our weekly dose of SMod for ZAMMAP. what a sacrifice must be made for art.
February 11th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
JESUS CHRIST Without SModcast im going deaf…..i don’t know whats what anymore…..i almost ate a chair today cuz it looked like a roast pig
February 11th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
I used to be a left wing radio junkie, now I crave SModcast. Since I began listening I swear more, I’m lethargic and I make off color remarks at inoportune times.
Thanks guys. I think.
February 11th, 2008 at 10:46 pm
“That ain’t cool!”
February 11th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
If I might make a suggestion, when you do get some free time Kev you might wanna get three or four smodcasts in the can so even if you’re too busy working on the flick there will be something for us fans. It’s always good to have some back ups (this is why it took seven years to finish Spider-Man/Black Cat)
February 12th, 2008 at 12:11 am
Hey Kev, I’m sure I don’t have to tell you this, but don’t sweat the angry mob. I was a part of it up until today. I pretty much listen to a different smodcast each night when I go to bed, I get at least 30 minutes into it before I fall asleep. I’ll just start at 1 again and hope that within the next 44 days that there is a new smodcast!
If not, then keep kicking ass on the set.
February 12th, 2008 at 8:19 am
Would it be possible to say Smodcast is becoming an addiction?
I have been hitting the update button on iTunes for a while now waiting for 44 to go to 45. Only Time Will Tell
February 12th, 2008 at 9:15 am
I’m not sure if I oculd fall asleep to people talking…especially ones as funny as the SModcast crew.
February 12th, 2008 at 10:07 am
**sigh** i actually dreamed about a new smodcast last night. how lame is that. **sigh**
February 12th, 2008 at 10:09 am
Kev’s missed how many deadlines? Maybe he thinks he’s writing another comic series…in that case, it could be a year before we hear from him.
I kid, I swear. Just a little SMod withdrawal.
February 12th, 2008 at 11:00 am
Man, I miss the podcast. I realize it’s a small price to pay for a new movie, but I’d be happy with a Waltcast or something in the meantime! Maybe him and Brian and company can tell some embarrassing Kev stories. Snoogums
February 12th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Hey Sir,
I was behind on my smodcast listening so I understand being behind on making them. So as it were I just listened to the Xmas Cast and would like to offer my living room and 50″ plasma here in Pittsburgh if you haven’t gotten to watch Conan yet.
Keep up the good if slow to happen work. Good luck on the new picture and I hope the ‘Burgh treats you alright.
February 12th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
I got an idea for everyone bitching about no Smodcast…..Try to direct a movie, and do anything else, then get back at Kev. I love Smodcast, but I would much rather Zak get out as quickly as possible instead of the weekly Smod(hate to say that) And other than that one dude, none of us have died because Smodcast isn’t out yet…lol
February 12th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Had to switch from Smodcast to the Bill Moyer’s Journal podcast in your absence and while Bill is most defientley better informed he never gets around to covering the important issues. You know the gritty need to know issues like fletching, miracle cumm eating diets, the evils found in large bodies of water or what Scott has done with his garden lately. Keeping up to date with the intrices of campagin finace reform is one thing but does that knowledge keep my safe from the Hobo spider? Mind eating bacteria? Internet Predtors? COUCH SURFING!? I know we’re going to get a sweet flick out of the deal but I’m worried I might not live long enough to see it if I don’t get my podcast fix.
February 12th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
I miss my weekly dose of mosier! Hope you both return soon with limbs & sanity intact.
February 12th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
I miss the weekly SMod, but I know it’s going to be worth it for Zack and Miri.
February 12th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
WE NEED SMODCAST!!!!
February 13th, 2008 at 12:40 am
You tease us with 44 Smodcasts and just leave us hanging. You’re a cocktease Kevin. You’re like all those women who used to say you had a small dick. (I’m just kidding. I know you’re working hard on the new flick. Just try and take an afternoon off and do a bunch of smodcasts and then they’ll be extras for when you’re busy in the future)
February 13th, 2008 at 6:37 am
I have the need…the need for smeedcast…
February 13th, 2008 at 7:29 am
Wow “Talkative Bob”, if you’re gonna make reference my post, then please don’t take it out of context. I said “other famous actors” and Roy Scheider isn’t just “some dude”. He AND Heath Ledger (whom I also spoke of) will be remembered for many decades yet to come. Thank You.
P.S. Why don’t *you* go try making a movie, maybe then you won’t have time to come in here and ‘get on your high-horse’ tough guy. Cheers.
February 13th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Just looking forward to a new SMod…. Good luck with Zack and Miri…. .Just saw Catch and release, very funny.. Good Job on that one… and Die Hard too…….we need to see more of you just acting in addition to your great work as a writer/director
Maybe a story of an Intrepid Podcaster gone awry???
RIP Roy Shieder (aformentioned post)- an esteemed Alum of Franklin and Marshall College here in Lancaster, PA and the Green Room Theater there….. and of Course Heath Ledger
later
wetter
February 13th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Roy Shieder of SeaQuest DSV? Damn, I always thought he was a good actor, although I can’t remember much else he did than Jaws and the SeaQuest show…I think that was him…Wasn’t it? I can’t remember now….
Anyways, it does kinda suck to be SModless for a month now, but I’m sure the new movie will be worth it. At least the writers are back now so I’ll have some good TV to keep me entertained, but it would be great to have a one-two punch of new Smodcast on Monday and then new Jericho on Tuesdays!
BTW, I just became unemployed, so if you need some Canadian crew, I’m willing to work for Maple Syrup.
February 13th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
I’m sorry Peter J, I had not idea the deaths of Roy Scheider and Heath Ledger where due to lack of Smodcast. That my bad for having a lack of information. I have made/been in tons of movies, I have the titular line in Star Wars. You can see me on my “high horse” impossible to miss.
February 13th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
lol, no idea even…maybe if one is going to rant they should learn to spell..or at least double check their rants..damn it, that nor grammar where ever my areas..
February 13th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
lol, no idea even, i guess if one is going to rant they need to learn to double check their rants…grammar and spelling were always my down fall….
February 13th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
realize you’re busy and i truly appreciate all the energy your putting into the porno flick, but couldn’t you just carry a minidisc recorder around your neck while you’re on the set and have whoever’s mixing this turn it into a smodcast? you might think that isn’t so interesting, but hearing you and seth rogan discussing where the pillow should go for the next scene is more interesting than my day job. and i know, i know… your job is not pleaser of me, but please… here’s a joke to motivate:
Q: Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
A: You’d run away to if your name was maaaahhrssdhaijklwueyanfdkjfeia (go ahead try and say it - works better in person)
February 13th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Hey Kevin
We all know how you react to critics about your movies, but how do you react (personally) when you are told that certain things need to come out in order to achieve a certain rating? Do you take it personally or do you say ‘Fuck it, I’ll just throw it in the special edition DVD’. Do you feal adding deleted scenes or cut content to a supplement DVD helps writers/directors/producers cope with the butchering of their flicks?
Oh, where’s 45?
Thanks,
Paul
February 13th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
FUCK!
You know how it is when you buy a season of a tv-show and you really like it, so bad that you stay in all weekend just to finish 24 1 hour long episodes. And then you get the craving for more, so you get in your car drive to a store and buy it even though it’s overpriced as hell and you could get it half price online. Just because you need to see the next episode, and then one more and so on….
I bet Mewes has had a feeling similar to this one previously in his life, I have have the that need now…
I started downloading SModcast the last week in january, now I’ve listened to all 44, in basically a bit more than a week, and now it’s gone, inaccesible…
No matter how overpriced it may be, I cant get it..
Anyways, looking forward to Zack and Miri, though it will probably be delayed quite som time here in Norway, though if I’m extremly lucky, the film will be released in the US first part of september when I’m there for a few weeks, think I have to rent a car and visit the Stash in Red Bank.
Would be nice if you could get some of the actors on the SModcast once.
Enough ranting from my side.
Cheers, Kim(it’s a fucking guys name in Norway so don’t get a boner!)
February 13th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
WHEN IS THE NEXT SMODCAST COMING OUT!?!?!? It’s been 3 weeks, kev. c’monnnnn
February 14th, 2008 at 3:05 am
for the love of my sanity please give me some smodcast. affleck hasn’t done much lately, throw the man a sandwich to record a couple of shows.
February 14th, 2008 at 4:20 am
While there are plenty of tragedies happening this very moment, I have to say that not having a dose of smodcast; for what seems to be almost 6 months, has to be the single worse thing this fine world has gone threw. Though in your defense Mr. Smith, and Mr. Mosier (if those are your real names) I hear your working on a moving picture film. I don’t necessarily believe you actually write, direct, or even cater an actual motion picture, my guess it’s all a facade to boost your Internet celebrity. But with this long absence from smodcast (which is probably a publicity stunt, we’ll probably see Kevin Smith missing on digg by next week)your fame is slowly fading, and soon you’ll be but a faint memory in the back of the future youth of tomorrow’s mind.
February 14th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Talky Bobby, it was a joke within my post; a joke. And you misquoted my post. I likely would not have bothered even mentioning it, if you hadn’t taken said quote so very far out of context.
Clearly I’m not going to win this match of “which of these two is more berrefed of a social life?”. So I’ll leave you to continue not fully reading/understanding my words (along w/ the words of others) and log more lies here atop your imaginary pedestal. Good day.
Oh, I get it, your handle here is “talkative Bob” because Kevin’s famous character’s name is “Silent Bob”. . . . Wow, the sheer wit or your creative abilities astounds us all. Bravo!!
February 14th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Mr. Smith, 95% of us would blow you and Mos for a new cast.
February 14th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
96%; a big, burly bunch of bears are ready and waiting behind the local convenience store with mouths agape. Come on, Kev. Do it for the gays.
February 14th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Please please please make a new cast!
February 14th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
94…
Mr. Upset: it’s through, not threw.
February 14th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Dear God, I need SModcast or I can’t sleep!
February 15th, 2008 at 12:54 am
will give head for SMod.
I’m moving in 12 days and wont have the internet again for a while.. if there isnt a new SModcast by then.. i just don’t know what will become of me..
February 15th, 2008 at 9:18 am
45 - The Ever Elusive SModcast Episode = TEESE
…yeah, I know its spelled wrong.
February 15th, 2008 at 9:54 am
The absense of new smodcasts just really shows how crappy every other podcast out there is. I’ve went to many other podcasts trying to get my fix and it’s just not the same as ol Kev and Scott shooting the shit. I say Forget about Zack and Miri altogether, and just make a Smodcast movie.
February 15th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
I guess shooting ‘tits ‘n’ ass’ is more exciting than talking about ‘the Oscars and dead people’.
I understand Kevin. No worries - I’m looking forward to all the erection inducing (female) nipple footage in your new flick. That’s still likely more than a year off, however. BRING ON THE DARK KNIGHT!!!
February 15th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
I love the show.
You should just let other fill in for you when you are not there. I listen while I am at work, and it gets me through most Mondays.
Good Luck in Pittsburgh. I use to live there. People are awesome there, but the weather is crap.
February 15th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
When’s the new episode coming out? Its been nearly a month. Have you both been impaled?
February 15th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
It’s probably going to be a bit ’till the next one ladies and sirs. They are trying to film a flick. It’s very time-consuming. :]
February 16th, 2008 at 12:36 am
man, really shoulda had more in the bag than this. need a smodfix soon fellas, cmon!
February 16th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
We already lost Heath Ledger, we can’t loose SModcast too!!!
February 16th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
To make up for this lack of Smod you guys should do like a 4 hour long Smodcast and have Bryan Johnson on he may be the best gust you guys have had
February 17th, 2008 at 8:20 am
Ok, you need to get your producer to organise some fucking recording time.
It’s been way to long without you two shooting the shit about Hellen Keller and Walt Flannigans Dog.
As Jonah said above, Bryan Johnson, is probably the most exciting guest on the show and should come on for an hour or so and he and walt can discuss “cocktailing” perscription meds and further benefit Mr.Flannigans Psychiatric Learnings.
And please, to ALL these people posting. DONT SAY “SIR” or “SIRS”
Just because Kevin and Jason say it, doesn’t mean you should pretend you do as well. Its the most annoying thing hearing some Online Alias slander the noun “sir” because he hears Kevin say it.
PS.
Get Rogan on.
February 17th, 2008 at 10:13 am
Kevin and Jay are one note jokes that only stoners laugh at
February 17th, 2008 at 11:17 am
if i dont get a smodcast soon im gonna start shooting old already used smodcasts into my veins to get my fix
February 17th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
I wrote a Clerks cartoon song. Maybe I should write a “why are we waiting…for smodcast” protest song.
Or maybe I should just shut the fuck up. Probably…
February 17th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
For every day there isn’t a new smodcast, I will kill a baby seal. You guys better get started, or I’m gonna ride a river of seals blood to your houses and kick you both in the kidneys.
February 17th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
I can’t tell which is more addicting nicotine or cigarettes. I know I’ve never had nicotine withdrawls though
February 17th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
I posted that wrong I meant to say smodcast is more addicting. Ya’ll get the idea
February 17th, 2008 at 7:08 pm
mother of fucking mercy…
i need SModcast 45… jesus fuckin christ, i know you guys are making Z&M… but god smod is fuckin addicitng…
February 17th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Any chance of us getting #45, i’m need more SMODCAST!
February 17th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
Nick - if you’re gonna put down people for saying “sir” then maybe you should learn how to spell Rogen. Just a suggestion.
February 17th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Nick, there are 7 posts that include a reference to ’sir’ which includes yours and Elle’s. Out of 169 posts, that aint much. Plus my use of ’sir’ was my own little skit based on the episode, and hence in character. How do ya like dem apples SIR!
Between a new SModcast and a new film, I am behind the film, pants down. I can listen to reruns until they come back for another fix.
February 17th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
You would think that our shared love of SModcast and all things Smith/Mosier would mean that there wouldn’t be so much infighting. Can’t we all just get along? No?
Ok.
February 17th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
You know we are allowed to say as we please. But I am far too mature to get into a pathetic internet fight.
Everyone here, in my opinion, needs to calm down. Remember: you guys like Kevin Smith because he makes good movies. Which it what he is doing right now. :] So basically what you are asking is a lot. They’re very busy, making a movie is not easy. There isn’t a lot of down time, and when their is you spend it doing things you also need to get done. Like spending time with your friends, spouse and other things. Kevin’s a busy man, jesus, give him and Mos a break.
But I shall get off my soap box now and go else where. This is only my opinion and it’s all I can give.
February 18th, 2008 at 12:55 am
Does anyone remember SModcast #37 when Kevin talked about how they would be releasing episodes on ViewAskew and then a week later they’d be up on iTunes and he then compared this to the Nazis working their way up to genocide. He suggested that we all stand up and revolt before it got any worse, but we didn’t and now it would appear we have all fallen under the control of SMod, I read one guy can’t sleep without it, so yeah… we should have acted before, but we didn’t and now this is what we get… god help us all…
February 18th, 2008 at 1:54 am
Ashley S is right! we should have revolted! now i’m sitting in my apartment doing drugs trying fill the void in my life created by the absence of SMOD. no amount of alcohol or pot can make this empty feeling go away.
and Gregsy, i think i might help you with the baby seal problem, surely killing will help fill the void… the dark, dark void…
February 18th, 2008 at 3:03 am
I’m not fighting with anyone, I merely get annoyed when people take a phrase from someone who can pull it off, and repeat it until it gets to a point of ridiculousness.
And for all you people who are craving some SModcast, go back to episode 35. You won’t be disappointed.
But in all honesty, Kev, if you aren’t going to update smodcast during shooting, leave a message, I read about some guy wanting to kill seals?
Oh and, if your looking for a fluffer for Zach and Miri’s porno, ask that ELLE, who pointed out my spelling error above.
jokes.
February 18th, 2008 at 3:19 am
wow i guess i am going to kill my self because no smodcast oh well bye every one i am putting a shot gun to my noggin now
*bang*…..
February 18th, 2008 at 4:33 am
You know the only good thing coming from not having SModcast in so long is? That when it finally does come back its going to be like getting 37 blowjobs… at once
February 18th, 2008 at 5:38 am
^Bryan
You put the whole thing into context.
February 18th, 2008 at 6:41 am
Fuck making Zach and Miri! Just make a new smodcast everyday!
February 18th, 2008 at 6:52 am
Nick, you are being overly judgemental. Who are you to say who can and cannot pull off the use of ’sir’ or any other catch phrase from something in popular culture. It’s like telling people they can’t say or use ‘d’oh’, ‘use the force’, or even ‘you’re gonna need a bigger boat’ because they’re not cool enough or famous enough for you. That bugs me.
February 18th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Has anyone ever noticed how My Boring Ass Life is pretty much advertised alot, just like saying “read a Smodcast”. I can’t read while driving to work, or can I… no I can’t. I tired that on in 04′ and almost drove into a ditch. Why can’t I be cross eyed so I can keep one eye on the road and read at the same time?
February 18th, 2008 at 11:54 am
^Bryan
You have 37 dicks?!
I only have 17 :/
ps: i think kevin broke up with mosier.
February 18th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
I log in today and hope for a new SModcast and find that we are about to kill one another or others for that matter. For shame on you all…lol
I would like to thank you Peter J for thinking of me on Valentine’s Day instead of going out on a date.
February 18th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
I come back here about once a week now to check on it and find reference to Nazi take overs, and wholesale baby seal slaughter as examples of what to with ones smod-less time. My favorite episodes are the ones with Jen. Kevin grills her about her chubby chasing ways and you can hear her gritting her teeth over the mic. I would like to point out one more dandy of a post, some boil covered ball sack said Kevin and Mewes are one joke wonders that only stoners get, or something to that effect (I’ve scrolled too far down and haven’t the energy to get a direct quote.) I’ve got to say you have to be pretty invested into the View-Akewniverse to even find this place, so something doesn’t smell right with that one. I am not a stoner, if you are thats great, but aside from dick and fart jokes that Kevin has built an empire on, there are layers of material and references that resonate with a cult type audience. I don’t know why I like what I like, but I don’t like to get invested into a new character ever time I watch a movie. I like watching them develop over their adventures. I like seeing influences of other movies and pop culture sprinkled on like paprika, Silent Bob’s line, “no ticket” in Dogma, classic Indiana Jones reference, it was perfectly timed and carried out in such a way that two words made me laugh until a tear rolled down my cheek. Kevin’s facial pantomime in that same movie are masterful as well. I must get back to earning a living I’ll check back on all of you next week to see the baby seal death toll.
February 18th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
I’ll happily be a Rogen fluffer. Anytime, anyplace.
February 18th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
If I don’t get some SMOD soon, I’m adding Ned Smitty as a nickname of Mosiers on IMDB!!
February 18th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Agreeing with The Not so silent bob,
Kevin has a huge cult following. Not only because he makes amazing movies that speak to all generations (yes I did like Jersey Girl), but he also started from nothing. I think many people realize this and even if they don’t like the dick and fart jokes that kevin makes they should still give him respect because where he started from making Clerks to where he is today is monumental in the film industry.
P.S. I do have 37 dicks and they are located all over my body… its quite a neuscence
February 18th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Sorry to disappoint you elle, but fluffing is a man’s job. You gotta own the equipment before you can even pretend to know how to apply tongue to dangle to create sparks.
Plus, you’re waaaay too late to the party. Me and my army of bear-identified men have been camping out on Seth’s doorstep like it was 1999 and he was an early print of “Phantom Menace.” Should the man ever “switch-hit” for the other team, he has a guaranteed lifetime supply of oral pleasure awaiting him in the bear community. Dare I suggest that the head of his penis might never see full-daylight ever again? Yes, I do.
February 18th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Another week without some smod.
don’t know how much longer I’m gonna make it.
*Loads gun*
February 18th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
hi im 16 possibly youngest listener dont know thanks kev and mosier your movies are hilarious and my life is spent listening to smodcast you guys are fuckin awesom well you need more mewes he is one silly ass mofo looking forward to #45 and in that helen keller episode that metallica video you were talkin about was “one” best music video ever but yeah keep up on the clerks and jay and bob
peace
February 18th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
We know that Kevin’s foray into filmmaking was caused by his early love of classics like Jaws Star Wars compounded with being left alone at the local movie theatre for hours on end, but what caused Scott’s love for cinema and his eventual career as uber-producer and (hopefully someday) director?
February 18th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
josh temple, im 16 too. youR