SModcast 45
SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.
The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 45: The End of the SMod-fast -
In which our heroes finally appease the hunger with chatter about where they’ve been, what they’d do if they were “Lost”, and how they ride their mellow.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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April 6th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Aha! Thank you!
April 6th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Forty then FIVE. THANK CHRIST!!!
April 6th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
WhooHoooo
April 6th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
YEEESSSS!!!!!!!!!!
April 6th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
HALLELUJAH!!!!
April 6th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
No fucking way! You have no idea how incredibly happy I am right now! I thought this day would never come!
April 6th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
could you be the most beautiful girl in the world
April 6th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
This is awesome. Thanks to Kev, Scott & Mr. P.
Smoke ‘em if ya got ‘em boys.
April 6th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
I haven’t felt this good since Archie Gammil scored against Holland in nineteen seventy eight!
April 6th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
It says it’s gonna take 30 minures to download. Why does my connection suck so hard?
April 6th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
YEAH!
April 6th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
Thanks, guys. Really, thank you. I’m sure there’s still a lot you could have been doing, in lieu of making another SModcast.
April 6th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
Oh what a beautiful evening this has become.
April 6th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Is anyone else having a problem downloading this podcast? I seem to only be able to listen to it in pop-up and can’t transfer it to my i-tunes.
April 7th, 2008 at 12:04 am
I thought y’all broke the SModcaster or something!
April 7th, 2008 at 12:06 am
i think i just jizzed in my pants, thats right i said jizzed
April 7th, 2008 at 12:12 am
It’s been a long time cumming!!!!
(That was in response to what the guy above me said. JOKES Y’ALL!!!!!!!!!!)
April 7th, 2008 at 12:12 am
Woot!
My day just got significantly better.
April 7th, 2008 at 12:13 am
Thank God! The SModcast has returned! All is right in the world!
April 7th, 2008 at 12:16 am
hey do i hear light my fire in the background? the doors rock!
April 7th, 2008 at 12:17 am
I think I just jizzed in hinez’s pants, too…
April 7th, 2008 at 12:22 am
OH THANK YOU. I was starting to seriously worry I would get caught while making my own smodcasts with two socks and a sharpie and theyd take me back to arkham.
April 7th, 2008 at 12:22 am
I think I came
No wait
no that was a small earth tremor
April 7th, 2008 at 12:26 am
im surprised this website hasen’t crashed
SMODCAST!!!!
April 7th, 2008 at 12:30 am
Just finished this SModcast. Good to have em back, and I’ll check back in a week!
April 7th, 2008 at 12:38 am
i don’t think i’ve ever been this happy
April 7th, 2008 at 12:39 am
Thank god the Smod-fast is over , welcome back!
April 7th, 2008 at 12:44 am
Thanks, and please have a week. Only a week. I need me some smodcast.
April 7th, 2008 at 12:50 am
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
April 7th, 2008 at 12:56 am
my roommate actually dreampt of this last night!!
April 7th, 2008 at 12:59 am
Sweet Its very cool to see you guys back!!! My Smodcast blue balls are over!!!!!
April 7th, 2008 at 1:03 am
OMFG.
I TOTALLY READ THAT AS “THE END OF SMODCAST” AND MY HEART SKIPPED A FUCKING BEAT. OMG.
Phew.
Thanks Kev.
April 7th, 2008 at 1:13 am
So there I am, playing WoW, when suddenly I feel a disturbance in the force. Sure enough, a new SModcast. Nice.
April 7th, 2008 at 1:49 am
I may have been able to actually put off partaking in the celebratory circle-jerk, set off by the arrival of Smodcast’s return. However, after hearing about Kev’s week-long herb filled orgasm festival with the Mrs.; well I just had to tug one out.
That was heart-wrenching to hear how far from grace Jason had fallen. At the same time, however, very comforting to know just how far back he’s come, and how well he’s doing today. Much respect Mewes. Good on ya. Peace.2
April 7th, 2008 at 2:14 am
Bout fucking time
April 7th, 2008 at 2:15 am
Oh happy day
April 7th, 2008 at 2:27 am
And here’s me finally getting a copy of Dogma on DVD on Saturday and *pop*! SModcast goodness to make up for the lack of commentary track!
April 7th, 2008 at 2:31 am
“You want me to blow HER.”
LOL (<–I never type that shit.)
I just started listening, so make it good Scott and Kev ’cause I got a long day of substitute teaching tomorrow and it’s past my decent educating-ability-afer-blank-amount-of-sleep… time.
April 7th, 2008 at 2:33 am
SmodCast Goodness abounds!!!!
April 7th, 2008 at 2:37 am
YESSS! VIIICTORY!!
April 7th, 2008 at 3:04 am
The night I see Alvin and the “Poochied Out” Chipmunks we get a new SModcast! YAY!
April 7th, 2008 at 3:05 am
Just listened to the first 2 minutes and had to stop to compose myself from the giggle fits.
You dudes are still the masters of comdedy podcast!
April 7th, 2008 at 3:06 am
HOLY FUCK.
April 7th, 2008 at 3:25 am
Fuck yea…
April 7th, 2008 at 3:56 am
See?
All good things come to those who wait.
April 7th, 2008 at 4:31 am
I just noticed… there’s 45 responses to Smodcast 45! Thank you Kevin and Scott for returning… I was about ready to join a cult!
April 7th, 2008 at 5:13 am
What is the intro song?
April 7th, 2008 at 5:16 am
I couldn’t believe my eyes.
April 7th, 2008 at 5:25 am
The intro is
Rheostatics - Legal Age Life at the Variety Store
April 7th, 2008 at 6:06 am
woop!
Two bits of good news in one day:
1.a new smodcast, thanks guys
9th of May
2.finally got a rock band UK release date
In the few weeks of no smodcast, me and a friend picked up some mics and started a Northern Irish podcast about silly, witty stuff. Like how a guy in New Zealand claimed he was raped by a wombat…. there are no wombats in in New Zealand.
Get in touch mattandniall@live.co.uk if your interested in supporting us
Thank you all and enjoy the smodcast, i know im going to
April 7th, 2008 at 6:19 am
i wasn’t one of the 600+ to leave a smod 44 comment…. i have waited patiently and on seeing the number 45 at the top of the page have just blown my load…. i am taking an hour off work to kick back with this one! better be worth the figurative tissue full ! some one put the tea on
April 7th, 2008 at 6:22 am
Yay!!! All you haters be damned!! I just had an eargasm… whos got the q-tips???
April 7th, 2008 at 6:24 am
or the — “fist full of shame” if you will!
April 7th, 2008 at 6:31 am
woop!
Two bits of good news in one day:
1.a new smodcast, thanks guys
9th of May
2.finally got a rock band UK release date
Thanks again guys
April 7th, 2008 at 6:51 am
Welcome back
April 7th, 2008 at 8:06 am
And now all the bitching will stop.
I am almost disappointed.
April 7th, 2008 at 8:15 am
Thank The Aliens! (Or “God”)
April 7th, 2008 at 8:33 am
My head is about to explode!!! The greatest band of all time introducing the greatest director of all time. I knew there was a reason I loved you Kevin. Go Rheos!!!
April 7th, 2008 at 8:46 am
I cannot believe it!
Finally!
April 7th, 2008 at 8:56 am
Dude I think I just filled the cup!
April 7th, 2008 at 9:45 am
Thanks so much guys. Now I can sleep.
April 7th, 2008 at 10:23 am
im gonna roll myself a big fat spliff, and listen to the new smodcast tonight ( i cant wait ) its good to have you guys back !!!
STRAIGHT OUTTA HOLLAND !!!
MUCH LOVE !!
April 7th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Yes! Just hearing this made me forget that I haven’t heard a new episode in like, 2 months.
Loved it.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Truely a special day!
Thanks all at Quickstop!
Yay Kev & Scotty!
April 7th, 2008 at 11:16 am
thank you krum i love me some smodcast
April 7th, 2008 at 11:19 am
Best day ever…
April 7th, 2008 at 11:21 am
Couldn’t have come at a better time, I lost my job today and really needed a pick-me-up. And SMOD comes to my rescue!
April 7th, 2008 at 11:30 am
I just found out I didn’t get a job I really really wanted so am completely down and depressed…
But theres a new Smodcast!!! Things ain’t so bad now! Cos whatever i’m feeling right now… i know i’m gonna laugh on my way home listening to this!
THANK YOU GUYS! You made a depressed english girl a bit happier! Well, you know, until it ends!
Lisa
April 7th, 2008 at 11:44 am
I think they just wanted charleston heston dead before they made another one…
April 7th, 2008 at 11:50 am
fuck me freddy!! thanks guys!
April 7th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
WOOT WOOT, CAN”T WAIT TO SEE ZAK!!! It’s liked i’m hooked all over again…on Smodcast
April 7th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Open and close on the Rheostatics, eh boyo? Well done.
A pleasure as always.
April 7th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
HOLY FUCKING SHIT CAKES!
*giddy like a gay man*
April 7th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Bout frickin time guys! thanks!
April 7th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Yay!! So if it’s on here, when will it be up on iTunes?? I’m at my downloading maximum right now.
Can’t wait to hear it
April 7th, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Thank you, thank you
April 7th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
There is a Savior and it’s name is SMODCAST!
April 7th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Very funny. I dug the 20 minute discussion about being on an island. The ‘Castaway’ Vollyball thing had be laughing pretty hard. And I’m glad to hear that Kevin had such a wonderful time with his wife while he was stoned.
That’s for bringing it back. :] ‘Twas radical.
April 7th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
And also, my birthday is Wednesday. Happy birthday to me, thanks Kev.
April 7th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Kev…did you say Mewes’ FIANCEE? He proposed to Jordan? Am the idiot who is last to know on this one? (people on the board…go ahead, I left it open) Congrats Mewes.
April 7th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
April 7th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Oh! What a lovely tea party
April 7th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
I had just about given up hope! Thank you thank you thank you!!!
April 7th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
I saw this and exploded in my shorts.
April 7th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Thanks guys!!!
April 7th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
thank you Jesus!! You have answer my prayers.:)
April 7th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Very appropriately named- my thirst has been quenched.
also this is very good because now i know production is done and we can expect the new flick soon
April 7th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
You really never ever got stoned & fuck b4? Your almost 40 for cripes sakes! You were famous for about 5 years prior to the Mrs & never did that really!?! Weak!! The whole point of being famous is getting ripped & pound chicks in the kiester while watching Sports Center or lesbo porn.
I’m just not buying the whole I never got stoned & watched a movie b4.
Gorging yourself on food, lying in your own filth watching DVD’s & having sex. How is this different than any other week in the Smith household?
Thanks for the smodcast & I’m really looking forward to Zack & Miri.
Thank the good lord Mewes cleaned his shit up other wise we’d be talking about him in the past tense. Congrats on five years!!
April 7th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
FUCKIN A SMOD IS BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 7th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
i just came. thank you smith and mosier.
April 7th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
I nearly dropped my cup of coffee this morning when I saw a five after the forty at the top of the page. Glad to have you guys back! You have no idea how good of a mood you put me in on a Monday.
April 7th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
OMG TODAY IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
not to be dramatic or anything
April 8th, 2008 at 12:00 am
lol someone said they were playin wow and felt a disturbence i was just about to raid kara (nerd talk) and said ima check smod so i ran kara completely laughing my ass off over the mic. great to have you guys back
April 8th, 2008 at 12:23 am
Fucking A.
April 8th, 2008 at 12:23 am
It’s the warm fuzzy feeling I like.
April 8th, 2008 at 1:20 am
‘..if you don’t like Grease then you’re gonna get fucked - coz Grease rocks!’
lmao
April 8th, 2008 at 1:45 am
I know you have been real buzy, but thank you O great one
April 8th, 2008 at 2:07 am
OMG Im with u all the drought is over and i am so happy right now i dont even mind being at work. Thanks guys and cant wait for ZAMMAP
April 8th, 2008 at 2:27 am
Oh sweet fuck yes. Time to take a break in my Doctor Who marathon and listen to this.
April 8th, 2008 at 3:21 am
’bout time!
April 8th, 2008 at 5:19 am
You both still rock so hard. The Kevin stoner week story was your finest work so far smodcast.
April 8th, 2008 at 6:25 am
my world is comlpete.
April 8th, 2008 at 10:25 am
Been waiting for this for a VERY long time. So glad it’s finally here. Trembling in anticipation waiting for it to finish downloading!!! Need the fix!!
April 8th, 2008 at 11:38 am
this is awesome thank god
April 8th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
omg that was to funny… especially the part where you guys were talking about how long it would be till you do it with “strangers in the night” playing behind you guys. i fell out of my chair when that song came on.
April 8th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
This was the best Smod in a while. You guys sounded like you were in good spirits! Missed you dudes and glad to get my SMod-fix!
April 8th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Thank God! I was getting the Kev and Scott DT’s! Old SModcasts, commentary tracks, the video diary of Clerks II… it was getting pathetic!
April 8th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
when will it be on Itunes????
April 8th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
OH SWEET LEAPING JESUS
I was thinking
hey
let me log on to quick stop
and see if they updated
even though part of me was like
ehh they totally didnt
and they did
oh lord
i just had to change my panties
i came a tsunami
!!!
Yeah boy!
April 9th, 2008 at 2:20 am
How awesome!
Lost is my favorite show, and to hear da b’yes discuss it (sort of) for a while was splendiferous!
Love it…keep ‘em coming!
April 9th, 2008 at 11:27 am
When I first heard “chasing Oscar gold”, I thought you were talking about chasing Oscar Goldman (from Six Million Dollar Man) and starting trailing off on thoughts of how cool the toys were and made a mental note of listening to the previous episode where you guys discussed them… and then I just wallowed there in SModdy goodness. Thanks for cranking one out fellas! Continued success… ~ger
April 9th, 2008 at 11:38 am
You know, I’m as happy we finally got a new smodcast as the next guy, but listening to the story of Kev’s week with his wife at home gettin baked, you’d think he coulda squeezed in a smodcast with all that free time… Eh, come to think of it, if I were him, I’d rather get baked, fuck and eat then do a smodcast myself.
April 9th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Thank you SO much!! Made my day at work so much better. Welcome back!!!
P.S.
I think Hurley is the only one on the island not having sex. And I always thought Juliet had a thing for Kate…she always has this look in her eyes when they’re together.
April 9th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
i believe i just blew my load
April 9th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Cool, 45 is live! Downloading now. Hope you don’t mind kev/scott - done you a Mooby dashboard widget for your Macs - http://www.widgetaweek.blogspot.com/ (foot of the page linked… week 11)
April 9th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
I’d suck y’alls dick on the Lost island. lol
April 9th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
NEW SMODCAST YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Totally made my day!!!
April 9th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
must… download… now… i… need… my… fix…
April 9th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
Holy crap! I’m so excited. Oop, have to go, download complete!
April 9th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Scott: “I’d say within about 3 years.”
Kevin: “Fag.”
Classic. Keep up the good work guys.
April 10th, 2008 at 1:10 am
god i love the weekends
April 10th, 2008 at 1:46 am
thank you kevin and scott im sure the thousands of people complaining musta been annoying. thanks again for the new fix of smod ^^
April 10th, 2008 at 5:57 am
wow a new smod!! i cant believe it!!
April 10th, 2008 at 6:00 am
I absolutely love your guys’ commentary on Lost! LOL
April 10th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Thanks Guys. Can’t wait to see “Porno”.
April 10th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Great to hear you again
April 10th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
OH MY GOD…CANT….Stop….CUMMING….!………YAY…….Thanks guys!
April 10th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Kick ASS!!! SModcast is BACK!!
April 11th, 2008 at 8:18 am
i misread i thought the title said the end of smodcast… not smod-fast
thank God, thats not the case.. Glad to have you back guys!
April 11th, 2008 at 10:36 am
great show as always
just wanted to say something, Kev you always say how great it is for Jay to be clean and how it breaks your heart when he wants to do drugs, and yet you promote weed use. I don’t have a problem with that but maybe you should lay off drugs yourself (or speaking about it) to help jay keep sober.
thx
April 11th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
I just messed my pants.
April 11th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
There are few things which cause me to laugh out loud in my cubicle. Smodcast has yet to dissapoint. You guys are the donkey show of podcasts. Thanks!
April 11th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Thanks. We really did miss you guys. Oh by the way just saw “Small Town Gay Bar” and all I can say is WOW. I was sweeping like a little girl by the end. Great work.
April 12th, 2008 at 2:10 am
i agree, he does talk about it alot. but he also said he only gets stoned about twice a year. i’m sure he would never do it around mewes.
April 12th, 2008 at 8:47 am
Welcome back boys
April 12th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
lets get this started early, cmon where is 46? just kidding
April 12th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
hell yeah
i love me some smodcasts
April 12th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
LAWDY, LAWDY! THANK THE HEAVENS, SMODCAST IS BACK!!!
April 12th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
YEEEES — I JUST SHIT MYSELF TWICE!
April 12th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Kevin, if you do this again during Red State, I swear to god I will kidnap Mewes.
April 12th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
I was afraid that the new cast would be all about the whinefest due to the time since the last one. Kevin & Scott do not disappoint once again. A fresh new cast with great new stuff.
Thanks to all involved for putting out a funny & interesting cast for free. Most people can’t even put as much effort into their jobs. And now we’re up to 45.
Fine job Sirs and thanks again.
April 13th, 2008 at 1:47 am
I only have one complaint. My foot hurts!
April 13th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
thankyou thankyou (falls on knees, weeps with joy)
April 13th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentations of them waiting for a new SModcast episode.
Wrong! What is best in life?
Listening to SModcast.
April 13th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Good to have you guys back. We’ve missed you.
April 15th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
(i know it’s a little late, but)
OH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK!!!
April 21st, 2008 at 10:14 am
What is the name of the song in the intro?
April 22nd, 2008 at 6:33 pm
ahhh… i feel saited now that yous guys are back smodcasting. Just like how I feel after getting baked and accidently eatting an entire bag of oreos (and half a roasted chicken).
greetings from canada.