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SModcast 50

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Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.

The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

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SModcast 50: Gnome Alone -

In which our heroes relate ribald tales of corporate piracy, draw upon the scat games of the short and fantastical, discuss the first generation of hand-held games, and reminisce about the imaginary lengths a boy will go to in an effort to secure some free comic books.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

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Comments:

73 Responses to “SModcast 50”

  1. woj Says:

    Kevin, once again, many thanks

  2. Caleb Says:

    first maybe?

  3. declan Says:

    yay!!! \o/

  4. von Says:

    yeah !!!

  5. stmatthew Says:

    Congrats on #50 Kevin and Scott. Can’t wait for “Porno” to cum out!!

  6. Alex Says:

    Thanks Kev and Mos!

  7. steve Says:

    hellz yea!!

  8. Ralph Says:

    Cool. hand-held games? sounds perverted.

  9. Graeme Says:

    Half a century long and Retard strong, all the best!

  10. V Says:

    Time for celebration.

  11. random_Latvian Says:

    oh sweet!!!! Today i woke up at around 3 pm, so i probably wont be able to fall asleep untill like 4 am, so at least i will have smodcast to keep me company for an hour or so.

  12. w0bzzy Says:

    TYYYYYYYY

  13. w0bzzy Says:

    Thanks Kev!! Another Smodcast to satisfy the soul. BOAT SOLO!!

  14. Shueler Bub Says:

    Did anyone see the mention of Scott on “Robot Chicken” this week? It was pretty funny they did a Britney Spears last word a la “Citizen Cane” and it was “Mozer”. After her death they found a box filled with items that could be connected to “Mozer” and one of the items was a signed photo of “Clerks” producer Scott Mosier. Do the writters know something we don’t?

  15. Jake Says:

    DEFINITLY ONE OF THE BEST SMODCAST EVER!

  16. Gary G. Says:

    As grateful as ever for another wonderfully entertaining look into your warped minds called Smodcast.

  17. Matt Croyle Says:

    I guess those are better than drawing dicks.

  18. Matt Croyle Says:

    That should be Kevin’s next movie…although it’s been semi-done in the original ‘Clerks,’ an original movie about a fourteen-year-old and a twenty-year-old doing road trips via no drugs or alcohol is definately Kevin’s next script. Needs to be on paper. Hell, I’ll pay for it! LOL.

    I think I peed my pants during the end of this Smod…

  19. will` Says:

    excellent! Walt was hilarious in this one

  20. Andrew Hime Says:

    Hey! I liked the New Universe books! Well, Star Brand and DP7 anyway…

  21. c-man Says:

    i damn near puked cause i was laughing so hard.

  22. madonnaneedsacumbath Says:

    Thanks sirs! Great stuff. :)

  23. Neil Says:

    A much needed SMOD! My girlfriend of four years left me on friday and It was so good to be able to laugh and take my mind off things.

    Thanks guys!

  24. Toni Says:

    Chuck Palahniuk, the author of Fight Club, also has a nice little anecdote about when he first learned how to jerk off. Start about at the 0:50 point.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rCiH609bHI

    And thanks for the laughs. Had one of my wisdom tooths pulled out today and I’m gonna go watch Clerks now.

  25. Johnny D Says:

    everyone always thanks kevin smith, but no one ever thanks scott, and without him there would be no smodcast ( un less you got jason or walt) so I take my hat off to you Scott, thanks for doing your stuff.

  26. Ned Smitty Says:

    Congrats on the big 5-0 sirs. Thanks again Kev and Scott for that bright shining hour that I look forward to every week. Keep ‘em coming!

    Zack and Miri-10/31/08

  27. lilwillyp Says:

    Thanks again! Never disappointed!!! Keep makin’ with the funnies!!

  28. Celorfin Says:

    Walt Flanagan is Keizer Soze…

  29. John Says:

    I used to work at the Suncoast Corporate HQ (which was called Musicland, Inc). The idea of my bosses discussing how to stop the nefarious Walt Flannigan is too funny!

  30. chris Says:

    an entire episode about how your putting the screws to your customers, and your suppliers. prepare for the FBI to be knocking down your door. Walt Flanagan, king pin of west jersey

  31. mrak Says:

    Walt Flanagan for president. Seriously.

  32. cody Says:

    nice smoding. we have a suncoast here in spokane washington. it sucks tho. walt is my fucking hero

  33. gillian Says:

    Congratulations on making 50 incredible episodes of smodcast Scott and Kevin!

  34. April B. Says:

    Seriously, best Smod ever. I love Walt, he’s amazing, you two together always makes me laugh. Walt is a crafty motherfucker. Genius, I now know how the business works. :]

  35. MaxTheSilent Says:

    Walt Flanagan is a genius. Every time he comes on to the SModcast I end up almost on the floor laughing.

  36. berzo12 Says:

    this SMod made me so happy that I finally got all 12 WATCHMEN!

  37. ben Says:

    i was fucking crying at the end.

    hahaha.

  38. Douglas Waltz Says:

    A few months ago I started listening to Smodcast. You see, I walk to work on a daily basis for exercise and to save on the horrific price of gas. I used to ride my bicycle, but it turned out to be a piece of crap and I need to get it replaced. Anyway, I want to thank Mr. Smith for some of the most enjoyable walks I have ever had. OF course, I have managed to burn through all fifty of these in a short period of time so I have been supplementing my Smodcasts with other podcasts at Quick Stop. This one was really a fun time in that Walt Flanagan is always a welcome voice and tells some of the best stories. I loved the toy scams. I had made it to work by the end of the ‘cast and the part where you two were talking about Mewes in the car had me sitting down laughing my ass off.
    Once again gentlemen, thank you for making a forty five year old man’s morning walk something to look forward to.
    Have a great day and keep up the good work!

  39. greg396 Says:

    LONG LIVE WALT’S STORIES

  40. Wally Says:

    Great episode! I’m pretty sure the Luke/Wampa set was a Target exclusive, though.

  41. Missy Says:

    Love it - used to work at Suncoast in high school, can relate to that story on so many levels. In our store, all the employees just fought over the chase figures from every box and most never even went out on the floor.

  42. Blame Jim Says:

    A good friend of mine own’s a comic book store. He’s GOT to hear this SModcast!!! (www.comicbookink.com John Munn RULES!)

  43. Jayngogh Says:

    Anyone have a clue what the opening musical number is to this episode?

  44. Pigsty Says:

    Doooood… I think I know the book you’re talking about, but I would swear it was called Trolls… Not Gnomes. Had the bare-tittied drawing any everything. Golden showers were not a part of this book as I recall.

    Here’s the one I’m thinking of:
    http://www.amazon.com/Troll-Book-Michael-Berenstain/dp/0394842952/ref=sr_1_40?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1211334105&sr=8-40

  45. Victor Says:

    This is by far one of my favorite smodcasts, I was laughing so hard in totally inappropriate situations at school thanks to this one. But really, the whole idea of organized criminal activity dealing with the comic book/action figure industry really interests me. I think you could possibly expand this idea into maybe a movie or a tv series, I think it’d be great. It could like star Steve-Dave and the Fanboy, it’d be great.

  46. Peter J. Says:

    Totally Iron Man kicked ass (can’t wait for the second one).

    Indiana Jones is not going to pull the same numbers, no fuckin’ way.

    It’s funny you mentioned Toys R’ Us, as I was just at a T’R'Us, and I hadn’t been to one in *years*. Apparently the Barbies are all dressed like skanks now.

    WTF is this world coming to? Like, I went to post office a couple months ago and there was this high school chick, w/ some spray-on gym shorts, and he ass was looking nice and what not, but W T F, put it away, lil’ - I’m a gentleman and what not, but damn, at the Post OFFICE - take a break skanks.

    You keep waving your asses in front of other peoples faces, they are going to react. - And said reaction probably won’t make for a pleasant experience.

    Anyway - The Dark Knight has a tough act to follow, after Iron Man, but I have a feeling it will be pretty kick ass too. Hopefully they didn’t re-cut it after Heath’s death. Speaking of which, that’d be cool if they had a lil’ tribute to him during the credits (it’s definitely a DVD feature/easter egg - if that sort of thing doesn’t make the theatrical release).

    I got all sorts of shit to discuss, but it’s too damn earlier, and I’m guessing you read this board very seldom. Still, I trust all is well. Cheers mate.

  47. Sean Says:

    Great to have Walt back on the Smodcast, bring him back anytime!

  48. Matthew Burrill Says:

    I really really wish these would go longer.

  49. Wez Says:

    i am pretty pissed i didn’t find out about this sooner
    awesome podcast and what day does it usally come out?

  50. Dan Gallagher Says:

    Holy shit, their scenario about blotchy raping mewes had me tearing up i was laughing so hard. As always, smodcast rocks it.

  51. Alex DueƱas Says:

    well congratulations kevin and scott,keep it up for more,hope so,relly miss you both guys when u wherent 4 a few weeks,
    take care.

  52. Abi Says:

    Uh, yeah. Hi. First time commenter, long time listener. Being as this is SMOD 50, I thought I’d show a little gratitude. Many, many thanks to Kevin, Scott, and all the notorious guests.

    And like what’s his nuts so many lines above me…Can’t wait for [Zack and] Miri to OPEN.

  53. Brandy C Says:

    I loved this SModcast! I have been getting strange looks from co-workers as I am laughing hysterically in a primarily silent maze of cubicles. SModcast makes my Fridays so much better. Keep up the great work sirs and congrats on 50 episodes!

    ps Walt is my favorite guest, I loved his flea market stories from episode 13.

  54. Peter J. Says:

    I concur, another SWODCAST was pretty choice. Many gratitudes.

  55. johnjohn Says:

    Could somebody tell me what’s the name of the track at the end of the podcast?

  56. Fenton Hardy Says:

    Paul Simon [50 Ways To Leave Your Lover].
    Also if you’re a fan of Eminem by any chance,
    check out Murder, Murder from the Next Friday
    soundtrack which samples this track. Not the album
    version though, get the version mixed with 2pac.

    Post Script: I love Scott Mosier, but damn do I also
    love Walt Flanagan. I would definitely download a
    podcast if he did his own. I’d even pay a couple of
    bucks.

  57. johnjohn Says:

    Hardy: You da man!

  58. BertieW Says:

    Love the show but I have to crack up that Kevin and Walt took to 6:00 explaining about comic distributors when none of that was necessary.

    Love the Flanagan accent too.

  59. Frankie D Says:

    I must have Surfs up Batman

  60. cknetzer Says:

    Favorite show yet. Everytime Walt guest starts I learn about the shady side to some new seemingly innocent enterprise, from hardballing elderly swap-meet vendors to scamming toy stores. Who knew he was such a criminal mastermind?

  61. Nishar Says:

    I was crying at the end I was laughing so hard. That bit should make it into one of your movies, even if it isn’t a Jersey Chronicles movie.

  62. Eroom Tam Says:

    I almost died listening to this. I was working out in my basement listening to Smodcast and at the 52:30 almost dropped a 40lb weight on my head I was laughing so hard.

  63. Chery Says:

    Listen to you two lose it at the end was freaking hilarious!

  64. Jon Gibbons Says:

    DEFINITLY ONE OF THE BEST/FUNNIEST SMODCAST EVER!

  65. Brett Says:

    The best Smodcast ever. I lived those stories in my life. I worked at comic shops in high school and college and had stories so similar to what they were describing. I was crying I was laughing so hard. From the action figure purchases to the comic conventions, just fantastic.

    We did our action figure purchases different. We’d buy the cases for the chase figures, sell those for profit, then return the bunk with no receipt or one if we had it for either Geoffry Dollars or other figures. We also did this with bunk card games unopened boxes. We were so notorious Toys-r-us changed their policy on returns. Those were the days.

  66. Claus kanstrup Says:

    the good stuff

  67. Toy Bender » Blog Archive » Keven Smith and Toy Scalping Says:

    [...] how many times I’ve laughed out loud at work because of something said in a Smodcast. In a Smodcast I recently listened to Smith and one of his cohorts and manager of one of Smith’s comic book stores, Walter [...]

  68. Ben Says:

    Who knew the man behind “Tell em’, Steve-Dave” was this great?!!

  69. RLS Says:

    I just listened to this. Walt, man, you are one unscrupulous motherfucker haha. What with ripping off old ladies at flea markets and this stuff. Wow, geez. haha

  70. Kyle Says:

    I was too amused when I noticed that there were 69 comments (before I posted this one, obv.), & inadvertently quoted “Clerks - the Animated Series”:

    “69…heheh.”

  71. Will Says:

    By far my favourite SMod

  72. Sean Says:

    I’m so sad. I liked Sonic Disruptors as a kid. But actually I think I only read the first one. Maybe it went downhill from there.

  73. castlefox Says:

    Mr. Smith this is what I think you thinking of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psoriasis

    I have it also. Thanks for the awesome podcast, its a bunch of fun to hear all the podcasts. You can really hear how much fun when you guys are having

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