SModcast 55
SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

SModcast 55: Naked Butz -
In which our heroes get corny, analyze the father of American obesity, and get a shot of maturity.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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June 30th, 2008 at 12:30 am
First!
Super Happy this is up!
June 30th, 2008 at 12:30 am
Can’t believe I’m first, keep up the good work.
June 30th, 2008 at 12:31 am
Sunday cant end without my Smodcast. Loved it
June 30th, 2008 at 12:32 am
Hey Ken, just in case you check this, it still says Smodders Day for 55 instead of Naked Butz.
June 30th, 2008 at 12:34 am
Smodders day???
June 30th, 2008 at 12:34 am
Nifty
June 30th, 2008 at 12:38 am
AWESOME
June 30th, 2008 at 12:39 am
Thanks guys. looking forward to listening.
June 30th, 2008 at 12:39 am
COOL
June 30th, 2008 at 12:42 am
yay!!
June 30th, 2008 at 12:43 am
yay for sunday nights!
glad for a new Smodcast!
June 30th, 2008 at 12:43 am
Thanks for this guys, this is the last SModcast I’ll hear before Marine Bootcamp at Paris Island. I’ll look forward to catching up with you in 13 weeks.
June 30th, 2008 at 12:45 am
woohoo! Thanks guys!
June 30th, 2008 at 12:46 am
Cool, First post!
June 30th, 2008 at 12:46 am
It’s funny. I read the description and am immediately expecting a ’shot in the mouth’ joke. Not complaining, I like a ’shot in the mouth’ as much as the next guy… Nothing gay, I mean the joke, not the action. I like it dirty… the jokes that is…. I’m killing this joke now, but I just can’t stop.
June 30th, 2008 at 12:51 am
Yes! I was hoping this would be out tonight, thanks, Kevin.
June 30th, 2008 at 12:54 am
kicks ass!!! rock on!!
June 30th, 2008 at 12:55 am
The title is wrong.
June 30th, 2008 at 1:03 am
SModders day
June 30th, 2008 at 1:08 am
Ah, Matt Berry. I LOVE that song!
June 30th, 2008 at 1:10 am
niice, i was waiting on this, sucks its gonna take melike 2 and a half hours to download for some reason, but still cant wait. also niice piece on George Carlin, really was one of teh smartes peeps of our time, he will be cherished in history, whatever that means. fucking cant wait til Batman, fuck yea!! and Zack and Miri!
June 30th, 2008 at 1:20 am
Is mine the only one acting weird, like loading unusually slowly. And the download isn’t working either.
June 30th, 2008 at 1:21 am
The server must be absolutely wrecked right now. Can’t get it going at all.
June 30th, 2008 at 1:23 am
Anyone else having trouble downloading it?
June 30th, 2008 at 1:31 am
why wont it load????!
June 30th, 2008 at 1:32 am
2nd!!!!!!!!!!
June 30th, 2008 at 1:41 am
AWESOMEEE
SMODCAST RETURNS!!
THANKS A LOT KEV
June 30th, 2008 at 1:49 am
Thank you to Kevin and Scott!
I’ve become quite the fan of Smodcast within the past 3 weeks and have caught up with all 54 podcasts within a few weeks and I’ve absolutely loved it and I’m glad I can have something I can quietly chuckle and occasionally laugh my ass off at.
Cheers!
June 30th, 2008 at 3:02 am
Ahhh… Drinking chai and listening to smodcast. I’m so fucking zen right now.
June 30th, 2008 at 3:33 am
Yes I’ve been waiting for this, cant wait to here it. Keep up the good work guys.
June 30th, 2008 at 4:24 am
Rocking, its sad to say this is the highlight of my week.. ><;
June 30th, 2008 at 5:18 am
I heard that “gay Batman” idea y’all had come into play for The Dark Knight.
Robin sucks Bat’s “life-force”.
June 30th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Great Smodcast. The Earl Butz comment became the centerpiece of the satirical sketch movie “Loose Shoes.” The infamous quote was turned into a musical number, featuring a Cab Calloway-type performer dancing and a black orchestra playing. The movie is pretty lame (although Bill Murray is in one of the segments) but the “Loose Shoes” musical number is really jaw-dropping. It’s also on You Tube. It’s worth a look.
June 30th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Kev, quick question, do you wipe your ass from the front or back?
June 30th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
fabulous smodcast guys! I’m glad you found time to record!
June 30th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Thanks. Loving the SModcast.
June 30th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
yeah mine is downloading super-slow! It’s killing me.
June 30th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
As always great episode had me laughing threw out the entire thing. Gotta say these more recent episodes are starting to
The opening song is amazing I listened to just the beginning of this episode close to 10 times, did a little researching found it is “I Don’t Know” by Matt Berry on further research realized that a couple other songs by him have been used in the opening “The Hangman” and “Snuff box main theme” I searched everywhere for the song “I Don’t know” or CD with it on itunes, his myspace, off topic websites came up with nothing.
So Ken, may I call you Kenny? Could you possibly send me a link or send me in the direction to get the CD with “I don’t Know” or perhaps even send me just that song if possible, I would greatly appreciate it. I really would like to have this song, it is driving me crazy. I’m pretty sure you can see my email that I entered I check that daily. Thanks for any and all help for this magical adventure to find this kick ass song.
June 30th, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Smod rules!!! If only this was a daily show.
June 30th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
lol. everyone needs to be wipin’ front to back.
June 30th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
oops sorry for the dbl post…slow server, impatient fingers.
June 30th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
desire to kill would be homicidal
June 30th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
“It wasn’t gay till he started eating the cum,thats smodcast for this week.”
Epic
June 30th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
ARGH!!! Can’t Download!
July 1st, 2008 at 12:22 am
Around the Jewish holiday of Passover, Coco-cola releases a Kosher for Passover coke that is the same recipe except it replaces the high fructose corn syrup with sugar like the old days.
-peace
July 1st, 2008 at 4:09 am
I wish I still lived in Vegas, coulda grabbed the wife, went by the poker room and said “Look Honey, it’s Ned Smitty’s friend”.
July 1st, 2008 at 10:01 am
use the mirror site … GNOME ALONE is funny…no ass sucking…gnome titties? far f out…Im hooked fellas
July 1st, 2008 at 10:43 am
Not being able to listen on the webpage without windows media SUCKS!!!! I only have time to listen at work, and now I can’t… -No Downloads allowed but streaming media is permissible.. This BLOWS!
July 1st, 2008 at 11:56 am
Can’t DL and I’m going insane- help!!!
I right click to save, same as always, and after a little while I get a message saying the “site was not found”- from both the mirror and original link!!!!
Whhhhhyyyyy????
Anyone else having this? More to the point- anyone care to posit a solution?
…..Pleeeeaaase….?!?
July 1st, 2008 at 1:11 pm
That was very interesting.
July 1st, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Where can I get the opening song? I can’t find it at all online.
July 1st, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Great smod guys!
But hey, is there any chance someone could supply the Matt Berry song from the beginning? Ken maybe? Seems to be pretty high demand for it.. I’d like the other one too, from Sphincter Fresh if at all possible. Anyway, again, great smod.
July 1st, 2008 at 10:45 pm
I’d recommend you leave comments for Matt Berry on his MySpace page telling him where you heard it, how much you like it, and if he’d put it up again… To anyone who liked it, please head over and give Matt some cyber-love…
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Hey Guys,
Disagree with the analogy that thoughts of killing some one or harboring violent thoughts is akin to thinking gay thoughts and whether one is gay
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basically you it sounds as if you are saying gay is taboo or immoral. I know this isn’t your intention but it sounds that way from the comparison.
Gay is the preference of a relationship of those of same sex over the opposite sex. It is not a description of acts committed as the term killer is. Mosier gets it right with the homicidal description of those that face violent temptations but do not act. Are you gay if you have gay thoughts? Gay in my mind is defined by oneself. Its fluid like racial identity.
July 2nd, 2008 at 7:27 pm
What is the song that starts around the 23 minute mark and ends at about the 25 minute mark? I heard it in another SModcast (I think one of the ones from December) and forgot to ask.
July 2nd, 2008 at 10:59 pm
I agree with MG. But this was a great smodcast. Always is.
July 3rd, 2008 at 8:09 am
On the whole nature of gay-ness thing - I didn’t agree with I’ve always thought claiming gay as a choice actually gave it more power as a legitimate lifestyle. The whole ‘I didn’t choose to be gay’ has always sounded pitiful, and is as good as saying “if I had a choice, I wouldn’t be this way”.
Truth is I couldn’t tell you if it was a choice or my nature but I have a great life as a fag, so given the choice - fuck yea
Unrelated-ly: at least other people are sharing my manic desire to find and love of that Matt Berry track. I did exactly the same as Bryce above.
July 3rd, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Kev - huge fan, but I’m a little upset you haven’t dedicated a full Smodcast to the life of George Carlin… A bit suprised man!
July 4th, 2008 at 3:53 am
Oh my god, that opening song was soooooooo amazing. it sends shivers down my spine. where does ken find these gems?
July 5th, 2008 at 11:08 am
“This is a party, not a safari.”
July 5th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
I loved the Rocketeer
July 6th, 2008 at 2:26 am
Malcolm isn’t being greedy about recieving oral, he’s actually just giving away life force!
July 6th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Kevin, your understanding of gayness are completely askew. First, can we all note how fucking ludicrous it is to compare us queers to murderers? Please, bitch.
The real lesson of this is that it’s not ANYONE’S right to “label” people gay or straight, whether they’re kids or adults. I knew I was gay before I’d held a dick that wasn’t mine. Just like you knew you were straight before you’d had a lick of strange. “Curiosity” is the term for being potentially interested but not having yet acted - being definitively interested in the same sex means you are gay. “Leaning” is what you do on a fence or a brick wall, just like “Oriental” is a rug. Time to rid yourself of these old-ass terms, Kevin.
Again, it’s not your place to tell people whether they’re gay, straight, bi, or transsexual.
July 6th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
i doubt Kevin wanted to offend anyone who’s gay with the stupid analogy, after all, his brother is gay. I don’t agree that you have to do something to be classified as gay or straight though, thats ridiculous. remember the crushes you had when you were a kid? did those not give an indication of your orientation? and yeh, i hate hate hate the term ‘oriental’. I’m Australian, though i do have American family who use the term. I see it as being on par with ‘coloreds’. it’s just so old-fashioned, and makes people sound ignorant (at least to me) when they use it.
July 6th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
You don’t have to act on your urges in order to be gay. The definition of a homosexual is one who is attracted to those of the same gender, whereas the definition of a murderer is one who has commited murder.
July 7th, 2008 at 1:47 am
Wow - heavy debate, and I can’t wait to hear the rest of #55! I had to pause the SModcast, though - can anybody tell me how far to fast forward so that Kev stops spoiling WALL-E?!? I mean, dammit man, the movie opened this weekend! Otherwise, much love…
- Johnny
July 7th, 2008 at 9:20 am
I actually want to thank Kevin for the WALL-E, Spoilers, I live 200 miles away from a movie theater, so this might be the only way I can see the movie, until it’s out on DVD. I’m hoping Kevin will also Spoil The Dark Knight and maybe even any of his future films, so I can talk it up with the cool kids. That being said, I hope Kevin doesn’t give fake spoilers, and fuck up my reputation, by telling me things that don’t happen in the films.
July 7th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Kevin, you ignorant slut. ;^)
You inadvertently pushed that old right-wing myth about Lincoln being in the Republican party. It’s true that Lincoln was a Republican, but the Republican party of his day was more like the Democrats of today. They were liberal. This statement is made to mislead people into thinking that Lincoln’s politics were more in line with the conservative Republicans of today, but they were not. Seriously, does it make any sense that a *conservative* party would want freedom for slaves mandated from the federal government? That runs counter to everything conservatives believe (or claim to.)
This is like that old myth about how more Republicans than Democrats supported civil rights in the 50s and 60s. That’s true. There *were* a lot of racists in the Democratic party in the 50s and 60s, but those anti-civil rights Democrats got tired of the infighting over civil rights and broke away to form the Dixiecrats (led by Strom Thurmond) the members of which eventually joined up with the modern-day Republicans.
Please do your best not to pass along any of these right-wing revisionist versions of history, even if it comes from a relatively innocuous source like Pat Boone. I would like to think that Abraham Lincoln would have nothing to do with the corrupt bastards in the Republican party of today.
July 7th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Just listening to the SMOD and thought I would offer up a thought on Coke. You can get Coke made with real sugar in just about any latin gracery, even up here in the midwest.
And in my opinion, Coke with real sugar is so much better. It is less sweet, but has the refreshing taste that you lose to sticky sweetness of corn syrup. I highly recommend it to everyone!
July 10th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
I first learned of the Butz quote in journalism class back in college. It was a lesson on when and how to run verbatim quotes that contained profanity. Nearly all media outlets chose to obscure the “dirty” words.
Also, no one leaked it to the press (neither Dean nor Boone). Butz’s quote was overheard by a reporter who was sitting behind him.
Finally, Kevin’s outrage over the term “colored” is somewhat misplaced. This was the early ’70s and that was the generally accepted term for African Americans at the time. The racial term timeline essentially flows like this:
Slavery to the 1950s: Negroes
1950s to early 1970s: Colored
Late 1960s: Black
Mid-1970s: Afro-American and/or Black
Late 1970s to early 1990s: Black
Mid-1990s to today: African American and/or Black
So, the reportage of that particular term shouldn’t be too shocking to the system, Kev.
Anyway, rock on.
July 10th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
SMODCast discovers cultural relativism in Papua New Guinea…
You guys should dedicate a whole show to your thoughts on cultural relativism. I think it would be an eye-opening experience for Kevin to have an (as always) open-minded discussion about different cultural values which seem strange to people from Western cultures.
Just a thought! (Have a week!)
July 11th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Good cast… Good intro/outro song… Could someone please send it/a link/anything about it. I did a huge search for it as well… couldn’t find it anywhere…

Thanks for the great cast
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July 28th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Jesus Christ.
I can’t believe Carlin is gone.
I had no clue until I listened to this cast.
Jesus I’m really down.