SModcast 56
SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 56: And Now a Word from Our Sponsor -
In which our heroes try to manufacture road rage, enter handy negotiations, draw the line at what they’d do for a Make-a-Wish kid, and catch up with an old bathroom buddy.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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July 6th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Hurray for Smod
July 6th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Hi Kev
July 6th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
hurahhh!!!
July 6th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
I have been waiting all week thanks!!
July 6th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Excellent, Thanks again Kevin.
July 6th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
awesome! my night is made, thanks guys!
July 6th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
wooohooo thanks yous guys I’ve listened to smodcast 55 4 times now was getting to the point I was saying what you were about to!
July 7th, 2008 at 12:02 am
Fuckin’ Beautiful
July 7th, 2008 at 12:03 am
YAY new smod!!
July 7th, 2008 at 12:19 am
“Welcome to Smodcast”
those words have become the sweetest words of the week.
July 7th, 2008 at 12:28 am
I love smodcast =] Thanks so much for being a wonderful distraction from my mundane life.
July 7th, 2008 at 12:33 am
no other way to end a great week than with an amazing smodcast! or start it for that matter of fact..
July 7th, 2008 at 12:35 am
Sorry to double post but I’d like to thank thinkgeek.com for sponsoring SModcast. Brilliant site, great products, I’m sure they’ll appreciate their intro being in the same episode as watching a kid dying jerk off. Scott if I get cancer you’ll get a call.
July 7th, 2008 at 12:39 am
Lovin’ the Smod!!!
July 7th, 2008 at 12:41 am
now I will have sweet dreams!!
July 7th, 2008 at 12:44 am
BTW, for anyone who wants to support SMod by heading over to our new sponsor, ThinkGeek.com, they’ve provided us with a special discount code just for SModcast listeners - “silentbob”.
If you have the means, head over and pick up something spiffy…
July 7th, 2008 at 12:53 am
Haha, rescue me during the threat of Ken’s firing? Clever Plume.
July 7th, 2008 at 12:55 am
my god, this is the best smodcast ever.
July 7th, 2008 at 12:59 am
I havent laughed so hard since Walt was last on. “She wants to give the fatal blow” Funny Funny shit
July 7th, 2008 at 1:11 am
god, that was the best smodcast yet. I woke up people downstairs from laughing so hard.
July 7th, 2008 at 1:26 am
Haha hilarious fucking episode.
“From the make a wish foundation?..click”
Scott was fuckin on it this one.
Oh and I caught the who said “door 3 has open” haha had me laughin at Kev’s smart house.
July 7th, 2008 at 1:29 am
Great Smodcast.
Wow, you guys would NOT let that scene end.
It paid off nicely though, hilarious.
July 7th, 2008 at 1:58 am
“look at it…” squelch, squelch, squelch “Scott”.
I was crying, what a great ep.
Good to hear about the sponsorship as well. I appreciate that it is free and am happy that its future is assured.
July 7th, 2008 at 2:47 am
“you wanna help me, give me a hand job before i die”. LMAO, this smod is a classic.
July 7th, 2008 at 2:51 am
Hey, Kev and Scott,
You’ve said u sometimes read this and I wanted to ask:
What are your thoughts on the following films: Boogie Nights, Heathers and Four Rooms.
Also, Kev, if u were to have made a segment in four rooms, what would it have been?
Viva la SMod.
July 7th, 2008 at 2:56 am
I’d give a handjob to a guy who’d let me get out of totally smashing the rear end of his car.
July 7th, 2008 at 4:08 am
About drinking piss:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_therapy
July 7th, 2008 at 4:09 am
Sounds like it could be the best episode.
July 7th, 2008 at 4:32 am
This is one of the better Smodcasts in some time. Smodcast is always well worth a listen, but this is one that deserves repeat listenings.
“I want you to kill a hobo for me”
“I want you to stab a homeless man in the heart”
“Daddy’s gonna kill you a hobo, and he’s gonna bring you back the heart”
Fucking fantastic, smodcast is consistently the highlight of my entertainment week.
July 7th, 2008 at 4:57 am
Thank you Kevin and Scott. I am 36 years old and still cry with laughter at words like jizz, you make me feel normal.
July 7th, 2008 at 5:18 am
- Let me punch you in the face, I´ll feel better!
- No
- Chest?
- No
- Arm, really hard?
Hahahahah
Thanks for the SMod´s guys - they make working in rainy Sweden a lot funnier
July 7th, 2008 at 7:59 am
Check out a product from the new sponsor that incorporates at least two reoccurring SModcast themes - Monkeys and Balls.
Here’s an excerpt from the Singing Monkey Balls product description (no joke!) - “Deliciously fun handheld magnetic Monkey Balls that will amaze, perplex and attract…”.
The fun continues escalates with the ways in which the Balls can be fondled - “…Start off by clasping the Monkey Balls between your thumb and two fingers. Squeezing gently will spin the Monkey Balls briefly in the air, producing a mysterious whistle. Try spinning them from one hand into the other. The higher into the air you spin them, the longer they whistle. (Please be sure no real Monkeys are in the vicinity when trying this trick, they may become disturbed.”
July 7th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
I cant believe the time spent on the kid jerkin off.
If they were to charge for this, people would have to be crazy to pay even 1 cent.
C’mon you guys, actually its just Kevin beating (no pun) this thing into the ground.
You are the most sex obessed dude I know.
July 7th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Funny Sh*t.
July 7th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
I think this is my favourite Scott Mosier Episode, he was in top form in this one.
July 7th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Kevin & Scott.. Damn u guys make me laugh.
I get really bored at work doing crap admin, so I put your latest smodcast on to help me through it… I ended up laughing out loud to the majority of it… ppl kept commenting on what i was finding so funny… obviously I couldn’t explain about hobo killing and Giz loving make a wish foundation…
Anyhoo just wanted to say thanks for brighening up my wet rainy UK afternoon.
Louisa
July 7th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
If Kevin gets any calls from “Make a Wish” in the next couple of weeks he better not answer the phone. Just to be on the safe side.
July 7th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
“Look at it scott, look at it.” LMFAO
God, I was crying.
Good job sirs,
Dustin
July 7th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Hand down, funniest SModcast thus far! I mean I’ve laughed pretty fucking hard at every other cast, but this one, holy shit guys! I think I almost died because I was laughing so hard
July 7th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
SMODcast is what makes monday worth returning to
thanks Kev and Mos
July 7th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Sponsors? More like $modcast if you ask me.
Nah, just kidding. This is the funniest episode I’ve heard in a long time.
July 7th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
best smod ever. keep it up, also if im dying the one person i would like to see is kevin.
July 7th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Thanks Kev! Thanks Scott!
July 7th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
I liked it. Pissvampires. Genius.
July 7th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Scott’s 12yo hellspawn voice is just fuckin hilarious.
Just fuckin awesome. Yay for smod!
July 7th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
This smodcast reminded me of the 1980 flick “Charlie Bravo” where a soldier-boy in Vietnam asks for a blowjob on his deathbed in the jungle. Totally just like the Mosier/Car Crash what-if scenario. Check it out & see what happens…
July 8th, 2008 at 12:51 am
Hey, thanks for choosing a sponsor that wasn’t a corporate whore sell-out that I could totally get behind.
July 8th, 2008 at 12:51 am
amazing cast. I laughed out loud so many times.
July 8th, 2008 at 2:58 am
that fake 101 argument was fuckin’ hilarious, sooo good. haha.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:35 am
Hey Kev and Scott.
I must say, this might be my new favorite episode; it was simply hysterical. I haven’t laughed as hard and often as I did in quite a long time.
I did have a question though for your consideration. Since it’s already well known that you own a comic book store, what memories do you have of comic books stores while growing up. I think you’ve touched base on comics as a kid before, but it’d be nice if you spoke more of it. What turned you on to comics? Was there a friendly guy (or guys) over the counter (similar to Walt) who would discuss comics with you? Did you go by yourself? If no, who collected with you?
It’d be awesome if you read this and take it into consideration for a future smod. Until that day comes, thank you for producing quality entertainment every week which acts as the perfect escape from the woes of a busy college life.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:26 am
“Whoa, no need to get hoSStil’”
[earlier Disney smod]
July 8th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Anybody else think that Scott’s dying 12-year-old sounds like Dr. Evil?
Smodcast: an acting school run by psychotic 14-year-old boys, funny psychotic 14-year-old boys.
July 8th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Long time listener, first time posting. I have to say I can’t listen to this smodcast while walking down the street, I was fucking laughing so much people looked at me as if I was crazy.
July 8th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Kevin, you only find the “patriarchal” rules of societies confusing because your feminist wife taught you it was an arbitrary decision made a few hundred years ago. Your wife is attracted to patriarchy, and male control, whether she chooses to acknowledge it or not.
July 8th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Does it make me gay that I got hard listening to the make a wish kid jerk off???
watta smod!!!!!
July 9th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
is it just me or did they seem high during this smod… at least Kevin
July 9th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
this has been the best smodcast ever! i cant believe i waited so long to listen to it!
July 9th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
The guy in the car accident’s request after the cigarette made me laugh until I cried.
July 10th, 2008 at 1:12 am
best yet
July 10th, 2008 at 4:02 am
This smod just made me realize that Smodcast hasn’t been very funny since the beginning of the year. Finally, we get another funny one though. Well done. It wasn’t “your best ever” or anything, which I’m sure you know. I like it though. THANK YOU.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXwOYtAWSN4&feature=related
July 10th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
I was listening to this one while walking to and shopping at the store…laughing like an idiot the whole time…HILARIOUS!!!
July 10th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
“That’s how the devil works … in weird, fucked up ways.”
Indeed, sir. Indeed.
July 10th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Can’t wait to listen to this one. I swear, Smodcast is like tasty, tasty crack.
July 10th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
Awesome, one of the best smods yet…check out this website guys i think it would be fun to talk about in the next smod…
Crazy stories from the ER
http://dailystrength.org/blog/182-8-crazy-stories
July 11th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
this is my favorite episode so far
July 12th, 2008 at 2:48 am
This is in my top five.
My favorite will always be “Harry Scotter and the Order of the Penis”, only because I’m such a, as Kevin simply put it, ‘Potter Fag’.
My other favorite being the the lastest Walt one.
:]
July 12th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Yep, this episode was one of the best. I was ‘lol-ing’ the whole time!
July 12th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Kev I’m surprised who haven’t said anything in SModcast about the late, great, George Carlin. I figured you would mention something about working with this amazing man.
July 12th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
It helps me get through my day at work thanks Kevin and Scott
July 12th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
All SModcasts are worth listening to, but this one was especially hilarious. More entertaining than many things I’ve paid for
July 13th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
Sunday July 13th, this episode still isnt up on iTunes!!
I know there’s a one week stagger between Quick Stop Ent and iTunes but they’re usually up on iTunes the following Saturday (used to be Friday!)
What the hell is goin on ?
July 13th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Love the Smod-waiting very impaitently for new one.
July 13th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
my new fav smod
July 13th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
I need 57 or I’ll explode! That happens to me sometimes.
July 14th, 2008 at 10:07 am
I have not laughed this hard in quite a while. The little skits were just hilarious. Thanks guys.
July 17th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Hands down, this was the funniest Smodcast in recent memory. You guys have officially gotten back on the horse. The part where Scott spontaneously became the hellspawn and screamed and laughed so hard I cried. Nice job!
July 18th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Kevin …. you are sooo gay … At the drop of the hat … you go for the gay joke…. lol … it’s just weird… I know you are not but … jezz or in your case jizzz….
July 20th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
i’d become a believer if we could get 50 foot scott mosiers
July 29th, 2008 at 12:14 am
That was the most wonderful Smod ever. I blew coffee all over my keyboard during the Make-A-Wish segment.
Wouldn’t this be an awesome sequence for a movie?
August 20th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
I love it when Mos has finally had it. This is the best SModcast in ages (and they’re uniformly great). KS is so (awesomely) retarded. I love it when he gets all fuckin focused on something so completely preposterous and simply WILL NOT let it go. Amazing. Wow.
I could tell that Kev was trying to build up an exhaustive case constructed out of all these piled-on, outrageous circumstances to try and break Scott down so that he’d finally say “OK, OK, I’ll watch just to shut this guy up” just so Kevin could go “dude, you’re totally gay!”
WTF - “Daddy’s gonna kill you a hobo and I’m gonna bring back the heart”.
Thank you
September 4th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Best Smodcast yet. I laughed outloud the entire cast. Thanks.
September 12th, 2008 at 9:38 am
I do notice that in Kevin’s hypothetical world, the slightest variation from the norm plunges a person into a world of rampant gayness. It’s insane…lol…
Walt clones himself, the clone will want a handjob…car accident or dying in a hospital…they want a gay handjob.
This is a bizarre recurring theme, reaching its most hilarious zenith in this episode.
Thanks, guys…and thanks, ThinkGeek.com!!
I, too, would love to hear what Kev would’ve done if he’d been offered a story in “Four Rooms”!
September 25th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Hooray for Think Geek sponsorship. I’ve been a customer of theirs for years.
It’s awesome to hear that they’re the new sponsor of my favorite Audio Podcast: Smodcast.
Now I’ll just have to make sure to click on your links here before I go there to buy things.
November 7th, 2008 at 12:37 am
My brain couldn’t get past people driving by hollering “YOU’RE UNFUCKABLLLLLLE!!!
to Scott because he car was dented. LMAO!!!!!!
February 15th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
hmmm. makes me wonder how kev can hate on dnd when he so obviously loves to role play?
maybe if the campaign / world wasnt actualy fantasy shit, but a modern setting. it’s done all the time.
June 8th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Oh man… my gut seriously aches from laughing so hard!