SModcast 57
SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 57: Terrorist Pizza -
In which our heroes wake and bake, party hardly, and face off against a righteously indignant Canadian.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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July 14th, 2008 at 12:49 am
Awesome!
July 14th, 2008 at 12:50 am
thanks guys
July 14th, 2008 at 12:52 am
was i first?
July 14th, 2008 at 12:52 am
Thank Smod! Another four hours and I would have thought about going to sleep.
July 14th, 2008 at 12:52 am
HOORAY FOR SMOD!
July 14th, 2008 at 12:52 am
HERES TO BEAUTIFUL SUNDAYS
Cheers
July 14th, 2008 at 12:53 am
Thanks for the new SMOD, Kev&Scott.
Boat SOLO!
July 14th, 2008 at 12:59 am
Thankyou, you guys know how to make a monday start right.
July 14th, 2008 at 1:02 am
Thank you for everything you guys do for us. Love your show
July 14th, 2008 at 1:16 am
yay, nice : )
July 14th, 2008 at 1:19 am
Great, always love catching the new smod before bed.
July 14th, 2008 at 1:23 am
wicked. can’t get enough of the FREE smodcast u guys have me laughing so hard at work my boss actually thinks i like it here, cheers guys and keep up the good fun
July 14th, 2008 at 1:24 am
I’m 17 minutes in and crying laughing. You guys rule.
July 14th, 2008 at 1:24 am
thank you so very much mr smith…..keep em coming
July 14th, 2008 at 1:46 am
Thanks for keepin’ them regular!
July 14th, 2008 at 2:27 am
first!!
July 14th, 2008 at 2:34 am
This is fucking Canada!
July 14th, 2008 at 2:39 am
Haven’t even heard the cast yet, but awesome!
July 14th, 2008 at 3:14 am
It is called a vaporizer. They’re much better for you because they only turn the thc into vapor. Because it’s not being smoked via combustion all of that other shit remains in the weed, and out of your lungs.
July 14th, 2008 at 3:26 am
The indignant Canadian is awesome!
July 14th, 2008 at 3:48 am
You should do a Smodcast high.
July 14th, 2008 at 4:26 am
Smodcast! Fuck Yeah!
July 14th, 2008 at 5:53 am
HELL YEAH NEW SMODCAST !!! i live in holland so im not getting it on sundays, im gettin it on monday
but im gonna roll a big one and then listen to the brand new smodcast !! CANT F,ING wait !!!
July 14th, 2008 at 6:31 am
YOU TALKING ABOOT TERRY FOX, EH!?!!
July 14th, 2008 at 8:46 am
Another classic. Always love the little “scenes”.
July 14th, 2008 at 9:09 am
Awesome, thanks guys. Funny as always.
July 14th, 2008 at 9:42 am
Show was great as always, but frankly the Think Geek ad was epic. Best ads this side of Carvel.
July 14th, 2008 at 9:51 am
Is it odd that the running time for this particular episode was 54:20?
July 14th, 2008 at 10:03 am
Red White and Blue sperm is classic. This is Scotts best work EVER.
July 14th, 2008 at 10:24 am
probably one of the funniest smods in a while (not that i don’t think they’re all pretty hilarious)
July 14th, 2008 at 11:18 am
FYI - the ThinkGeek code doesn’t work.
July 14th, 2008 at 11:22 am
I like how the Canadian sounds like Mike Meyers doing Shrek.
July 14th, 2008 at 11:27 am
Any idea what the opening song is?
July 14th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
haha, fantastic! I love Canadian Mosier. Hilarious. Great job this week guys, keep it up.
July 14th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Mos’s Canadian makes me happy to be an American.
Just plain brilliant!
July 14th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
i literally spent the whole day with one ear bud in SModcasting my life away and i began laughing at the scenario when Scott is locked in the hospital room i nearly shit my pants (nearly)
July 14th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Yankee sperm up and down the walls eh.
LOL
God thats great.
July 14th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
help…im in trouble with the wife…she hates you kevin/scott…lookit i told her to sit down, stfu and listen to SMODCAST? SEE? Now she hates me too…wtf should I do? She just keeps rambling incoherently about god and shit…oh and she hates it when i say “Judas Holy Buttfucker of Jesus!!” when im surprised. Anyway…i could really use some advice since you guys seem all christian and shit. Thanks!
July 14th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Many thanks Quickstop, Kevin & co. & thanks to the SModcast sponsor, forgot what it is..
July 14th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
I was already best friends with ThinkGeek.com! Now I’m double best friends with them because they keep my favorite obsession free! Everybody’s friends.
July 14th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, EH!!!!
Damn, all this spliff smokin’ and I haven’t had my “vacation” for many months now. Perhaps that will be one of my “projects” this week. Also gonna get some swag from your new sponsor, they’ve got some surprisingly cool shit over there.
Thanks again, fellas. Cheers.
July 14th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
dont you think that it is a bet odd that you help jay get into rehab and you are out getting high.. sr.. dont get mad at him if he gets back on the shit…
July 14th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Hard to believe just a few weeks ago I’d never heard of smodcast….now I can’t imagine life without them…I’m doin four smods a day, and life is finally worth living!!!Smith and Mosier RULE!!!!!!!!!!
July 14th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Perfect background entertainment for when your jerking off at work.
July 14th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
“How come I’m not that guy? That just wants to go over and jump into convo?”
I ask myself the same thing all the time. Thanks for keepin’ it weekly, guys!
PS: Too much thinkgeek. We know. It’s the site header… and side banner.
July 15th, 2008 at 12:49 am
Did anyone enter the Smodcast script contest?
July 15th, 2008 at 1:37 am
Role Playing is important in any relationship.
July 15th, 2008 at 2:34 am
heard the thinkgeek ad while ‘not sober’. fucking funny.
July 15th, 2008 at 4:15 am
Hilarious Guys!! Now notch it up one and do Smodcast BAKED!!!
July 15th, 2008 at 9:02 am
i love smodcast but this one was a bit boring- now dont kill me, but it was a little ‘i’m going to ramble a bit about being stoned then shout in a bad Canadian accent’. smodcast is almost always better when there is a specific topic being explored- that’s when the gold is produced. it also helps when u don’t talk about the same things over and over again- there’s a lot of interesting topics you could manufacture back-braking humour with (as u often do). sorry, just trying to be constructive (even though its free and i therefore probably have no right to be).
July 15th, 2008 at 9:12 am
you have to do a Canadian movie with both of you in it. Canadian “Smodcast” literally causes me to laugh uncontrollably. “it ends now” and “this ain’t hockey” are up with all time epic Smodcast lines. You could do a whole Canadian Smodcast and that would be entirely entertaining. Well done as always and thanks
July 15th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
I dont give a raped ass what luis says…smokin grass is not comparable to shooting heroin into your veins…comparing the two is a bit like licking a carp …then claiming you ate some pussy…I dont think Jason is gonna go all drugnuts just because Kevin wants to bake once in awhile or even every day. Im not judging smodcasts from week to week or people from day to day. I enjoy the fuck out of them.
July 15th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
The music is the theme to classic 70’s UK kid’s TV show Play Away, which honestly did star a man named Brian Cant.
July 15th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Does anybody else feel like this whole iPhone phenomenon, is a plot right out of an episode of Pinky & The Brain?
BTW: I don’t own a cell-phone (I’m too busy living life to sit around an BS with other ppl on the phone). I do take time out to BS on the internet though. Hey, I’ve gotta get my fix of BS somewhere.
July 15th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
These last few Smods with the scenes have been extra-brilliant. The contentious Mosier that’s brought out in the scenarios is priceless.
“Ti-Tee bars and doughnuts!”
July 16th, 2008 at 12:56 am
I love all the Canada talk! I just went to Whistler, Canada, and had my first box of TimBits! It was awesome!
July 16th, 2008 at 12:56 am
YANKEE SPERM UP AND DOWN THE WALLS, EH?
RED WHITE AND BLUE SPERM!
Fuckin’ genius.
Kev, you never talked about how you liked Dark Knight. I know you posted about it on your blog, but you never talked about the advance screening you went to.
Surely everyone will be interested to hear your thoughts in the new SModcast, since The Dark Knight is coming out this week.
Can’t wait until midnight Thursday!
July 16th, 2008 at 6:45 am
LMAO + I have a thyroid problem
July 16th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
Where is SModcast on Feedburner?
July 16th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Spirits? You got money, buy some calvados and sip that shit. Then do a few rips.
Waaaaa.
July 16th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
The last two smodcasts have been nothing short of spectacular! When pay day roles around Im gonna go get some stuff of thinkgeek.com just to support it.
July 16th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
God, the last few SModcasts have been as funny as any of Kevin’s movies. Goddamn hilarious.
And I can’t believe a few of you are bitching about a minute and a half of a sponsorship message.
July 17th, 2008 at 3:29 am
ThinkGeek.com was under maintenance. The marketing worked though. Also, no “Welcome to Smodcast”? wtf sb?
July 17th, 2008 at 4:11 am
hey guys another great smodcast feel free to check out my stuff
July 17th, 2008 at 4:42 am
Funniest add intro ever
“I met a motherfucker yesterday who was just like: you should be charging for smodcast. I said: ‘FUCK YOU!’ and he said: ‘well im not gonna listen anymore’ and i said: ‘well.. perhaps i was harsh.’”
That made i laugh for like 5 minutes straight
July 17th, 2008 at 8:35 am
Just spent over 50 at thinkgeek.com
Few things for my young nephew and some Smart Mass putty for myself.
July 17th, 2008 at 9:41 am
Whats the number of the SModcast episode where Kev talks about he and his wife gettin baked?
July 17th, 2008 at 11:08 am
You guys should do a stoned SModcast.
July 17th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Awesome ep, love the Canadian Mos
Also love how Kevin always says “Somebody gave me a bag of weed” I have smoked weed for quite awhile now and for a bag to last a couple days of multiple use would have to be a decent bag and not many people I know at least just give that much away. But I’m pretty sure I understand the reasoning behind saying this.
@Ned
That would be amazing, think of the shit they come up with completely sober imagine if they were about 5 joints in and turned on the mic. Epic-ness would ensue.
I think Scott said that when he smokes he gets tired and such which is normal for light weights, if you were to bake them(google weed recipes) into cookies or brownies eat them 40 minutes prior to starting. When baked it gives more of a body high so to speak and leave you not as out of it as smoking it.
July 18th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Whens Jeff Anderson gonna make an appearance? … or has he already…?
KS–> You gotta keep making movies that rock.
SM–> You gotta keep making movies that rock.
July 18th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Or you could not disappoint your sensible audience by being a stoner while presenting your material. That works too.
July 19th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Not my favorite but still funny as hell.
July 19th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Anyone else having trouble DLing 57? I tried and it stopped at 12 min, now i cant DL it at all.
July 20th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Scott has been on fire the last few weeks. Go Mos!
July 21st, 2008 at 4:39 am
Hi there,
As I had my appendix out last week I downloaded ‘57 from here rather than wait for i-tunes. Something to pass the time and cheer me up post Op.
You managed to make me laugh so much my stitches (I think that might be sutures in US-speak) actually wept…. ouch!
Still worth it - thanks for improving the week!
Mark
July 21st, 2008 at 5:09 am
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA that was some funny stuff
July 31st, 2008 at 11:58 pm
[...] on the show, it’s a significant part of the program. However, their Think Geek sponsorship on the show I listened to today was painful. It was goofy and all and in the kind of style I like to do mine, but damn it felt like [...]
August 12th, 2008 at 12:32 am
Best SModcast Gordo!
October 21st, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Awesome smodcast Kevin. Can’t wait to peep Zack and Miri.
October 21st, 2008 at 2:03 pm
And HUZZAH FOR THE JODOROWSKY COMMENT (im probably the only one who GOT that)
November 21st, 2008 at 5:36 pm
i loved those vancouver based names… brings you guys a little closer to my heart *tear*
August 5th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
That aint hockey!
THIS IS CANANA!
lol i want a scott/kev moment in the next movie like this, maybe discussing harry scotter and dumblewhore
August 12th, 2009 at 3:17 am
Great smodcast, I wish Kevin was my age in my highschool now, im there now and everyone is the party drinker type except me, I like to do what Kevin said he did, see movies on fridays, sleepovers whatever.