SModcast 62
SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 62: The Human Quilt -
In which our heroes accost a rocker in the cereal aisle, get unruly on a plane, fear the wrath of a pent-up Paul Bunyan, and go to the movies.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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August 24th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
FUCK YES
August 24th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
first smodcast kicks ass!
August 24th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Smod rules
August 24th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Thanks For New Smod 1st
August 24th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Smodcast is so awesome ,love it.
August 24th, 2008 at 9:54 pm
Bow Down To Me Everyone Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
August 24th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
ABout time guys! Ha ha. Only kidding. I’m not first, but then, I don’t value such thigns because I’m not a retard. I hope this one is as good as the last 61.
Peace out, Oz Style!
Kristopher
August 24th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Thank GOD! I don;t think I could go another week without the Smod
August 24th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
wooooooooooooot
Thanks for releasing it early. Makes up for having to wait a week. =’)
August 24th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
i wonder if girls listen to this?
August 24th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Finally! Now my commute back home won’t be so boring
August 24th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
fuck yeah!!!!!
August 24th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The lead singer of Foreigner is not British.
August 24th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
aaahhh getting my smodfix is just what the doctor ordered
Thanx guys and keep it up
August 24th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Thank you Kev! I was starting to have withdraws. MOS IS MY HERO!!!!
August 24th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
British Scott is awesome ! Best one yet! Thanks for the new Smod.
August 25th, 2008 at 12:00 am
so so early! keep it up guys
August 25th, 2008 at 12:04 am
It’s not that HDTV looks THAT much better than Standard programming. It’s that when you have HDTV access, it often literally makes the Standard def channels look worse than they are. Its not just based on comparisons of HD and Standard channels. The problems are very obvious when going from digital cable to HD. Standard def cable access just looks better for standard def programming than HD access.
I personally hate HDTV access. Switching between resolutions, not properly fitting standard programming to the screen, and having a bunch of useless HD exhibition channels that have no quality programming and are used only for “HEY LOOK” value. On top of standard def looking like crap on HD access, I have no love for the service.
August 25th, 2008 at 12:10 am
“This chick has a hugeeee law suit” lol SModcast fucking great as usual
August 25th, 2008 at 12:45 am
Foreigner is a New York band
August 25th, 2008 at 12:47 am
Scott sounds a lot like Russel Brand
August 25th, 2008 at 1:01 am
I am fully engorged. SModcast is here!
August 25th, 2008 at 1:05 am
Wow. Having Mosier back is great.
August 25th, 2008 at 1:13 am
Awesome!
The story of the woman and the TSA and stuff,can be found here:
http://www.gadling.com/2008/08/15/jetblue-crew-has-woman-arrested-for-filming-video-of-fighting-pa/
August 25th, 2008 at 1:18 am
Black Lips at the beginning.. I already know this is going to be awesome.
August 25th, 2008 at 1:45 am
Saweet just got dumped today. I need a good smodding
August 25th, 2008 at 2:04 am
Hazzah!!!
August 25th, 2008 at 2:08 am
HILARIOUS
August 25th, 2008 at 3:48 am
awful lot of fun listening to this. today is first of school..later today i guess. i had an intoxicated time with this podcast, cheers kevin and omg funny Mos.
August 25th, 2008 at 4:14 am
Funny Sh*t. Glad you’re back, Scott. Thanks Guys!
August 25th, 2008 at 5:12 am
I still can’t understand why people get so upset if Smodcast is late. These guys do have a PAYING day job for Christ sake. Calm down. Now …
New Smodcast? *screams like a Vietnamese schoolgirl* Me love Smod long time!
August 25th, 2008 at 6:03 am
Scott Mosier for Nigel Tuffnel in VA Spinal Tap remake!!!!!
ps. yes I’m Brtish….
August 25th, 2008 at 6:03 am
Dang, the podcast should be only Kevin, Walt, and Brian. I’ve listened to many of these, and I still don’t like Mosier.
August 25th, 2008 at 7:01 am
I laughed harder at this one than any other smod so far…..how good! loving Mosiers English accent!
August 25th, 2008 at 7:53 am
Beat Al to the punch. Thanks guys!
August 25th, 2008 at 9:17 am
Scott doing any accent is great, More Scott with accents.
August 25th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Espinoza while the band is based in America Mick Jones is still quite British.
August 25th, 2008 at 11:43 am
I think the man above me is a genius. He’s totally correct and must be applauded.
August 25th, 2008 at 11:49 am
Dudes!!
Foreigner’s lead singer is Lou Graham, he’s from 362 miles North of Red Bank, in Rochester NY…DORKS!
Rochester is the home of Wegman’s Food Markets…which all sport monumental cereal isles.
That shit made me laugh, though!!!! Thanks!
August 25th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
This girl hasn’t missed a smodcast yet!
August 25th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Foreigner might be a New York band but Mick Jones is British. Don’t know if he’s lived in America long enough to cope with the amount of cereals or not but that’s besides the point, lol.
August 25th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
$50,000 tv? sweet christ. enjoy!
August 25th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
OMG so funny!!Brillant
August 25th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
What is Scott eating during these? In a few of the smod’s you can hear him eating but it’s not a crunch sound. Sounds like he’s eating pudding or yogurt. Anyways great as always.
August 25th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
new smod = great week
thanks gentlemen
August 25th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
I hope April B. is feeling better that SMod is back!
August 25th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
God, I love it when Mose and Smith just get everything wrong about a subject. Foreigner is not British, and yet, Mose is playing Lou Graham as a Brit, and a half-crazy one at that … it’s beyond brilliant.
I like it so much more than I would if they actually knew what they were talking about. Someday, Helen Keller and Lou Graham will meet on Smodcast and save the earth from invading aliens.
August 25th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Kevin can’t get AMC HD in LA? My cable provider has it, and I live in Birmingham for God’s sake. It’s a pretty useless channel though. I think Mad Men is the ONLY thing on there that’s in HD.
August 25th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
kevin and scott if you read this i was wondering why you always refer to clerks as your early work when you had put out flicks together b4 like vulgar. that flick blew me away. that shit was intense! thanx for the laughs on smod! youz guyz are the only thing that keep me awake working night shifts at a coal mine in B.C.
August 26th, 2008 at 12:19 am
SModcast!!! This makes my week of mundane labor & scholastic BS entirely better. Whoo Kevin & Scott!
…Although I’m a fan of Mosier, I’d like to hear more Bryan & Walt. (Mosier makes up for it with funny accents, though…)
August 26th, 2008 at 12:41 am
I can’t believe i’ve listened to over 65 hours of smodcastory and haven’t been bored ever. Making the 2 hour trek home from school listening to old smodcasts never gets old
August 26th, 2008 at 1:27 am
Hey Kev, Panasonic just announced a 150″ TV. Time to trade up, hm?
Thanks for the new smod.
August 26th, 2008 at 1:58 am
I love, so much, when you go into the hypothetical character scenarios. Haha. Foreigner, brilliant.
August 26th, 2008 at 4:15 am
oh snap
August 26th, 2008 at 4:19 am
im just a little curious. Not including the first edit, Were all the musical references (as in singing “feel like the first time”) edited to land precisely on the background music lyrics or was that dumb luck? Because you two even got the timing right (listen to scott from around 5:00 to 5:30). the background song has been playing for a while but he’s still landing it… though not in tune. In smods from christmas past you say that the music is mixed in after the fact…. so… props to you two.
August 26th, 2008 at 5:57 am
scott was on fire
August 26th, 2008 at 7:17 am
After learning of Scott’s general hatred of movies, it would be interesting to know for the nex smodcat what his top 10 films of all time are.
August 26th, 2008 at 10:09 am
You seriously need to produce your own series of biography’s and behind the music’s - the alternate lives of celebrities - with the two of you role playing the highlights; it could be great. Two members of Foreigner were American’s and three were British. The lead singer, Lou Gramm, is from Rochester, NY (Mick Jones was British but he was the guitarist) although I really enjoyed Scott’s version and his accent was awesome! Scott why do you insist that you’re not an actor? I would pay good money to watch the “Angry Canadian” or what you could do with Peter Wolf buying tires at Costco.
August 26th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
I was just about to post that Lou was from Rochester and someone beat me to it.
I’m from rochester, and we have a much different accent hahaha
August 26th, 2008 at 6:35 pm
That was interesting. :]
August 26th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
1st of some ppl r crazy the past like 5-10 smodcasts scots been on his A game hes been so funny and 2nd thats alot smodcast i feel like i should kill myself know that i dont have the money for HD tv
August 26th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
what song opens an’ closes this weeks smod? anybody?
August 26th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
$50,000 TV, its more like $75,000, just saw the 150 inch, it is crazy.
Have to say i’ve had HDTV for quite awhile it is amazing.
Kevin check out Blade Runner on Blu Ray - it is awesome.
August 26th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
poor poor Kevin!!!Awwwww…he can’t get all his fucking channels in HDTV…make me wanna cry kevin!!! Poor kevin has to watch TV on his 2000 inch TV and its not up to HIS standards!!! I feel sorry for his cable provider’s customer service having to put up with his shitty complaints that the whole fucking world is not in HDTV!!!!!!
uh..sorry, bad day
Didn’t Scott’s British Mick (Lou) sound a lot like Nigel of Spinal Tap? fucking hilarious!!!!!!
August 26th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Thats awesome that you guys talked about the giant Paul Bunyon and Babe. It’s actually located in Klamath, California. Which is like an hour away from the Oregon border.
August 26th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
listened to it yesterday as a birthday present (cause the 25th was my birthday) and it was great. awesome job guys
August 27th, 2008 at 1:25 am
gordie-o the song at the open & close of this weeks show is “Bad Kids” by Black Lips.
August 27th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
They can never go wrong with the roleplaying. Great episode.
August 27th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Mosier has been in rare and wonderful form lately. I would pay good money to see Mosier star (in a dual role) as Angry Canadian Guy and Guy From Foreigner in a road trip movie. Kev, will you write this for us?
August 27th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Awesome Podcast!
August 28th, 2008 at 6:23 am
Russell Brand is a C*&K & you can use your phone on an airplabe, as long as it’s in ‘FLIGHT MODE’……jeez dude its the 21st Century!
Fight the power, Love the show
August 28th, 2008 at 11:18 am
this smod is in serious contention to being named as my favorite one!! scott always cracks me up and everytime kev broke the imaginary 4th wall, by trying to call out Mos, he just plowed though that too!! it was awesome!
so here’s what cracked me personally up THE most…. during the little bit when scott was being the lead singer of Foriener…. (haha i laugh thinking about it!) kevin says something to the effect of why would you sing your own songs in public…. you get paid to do that, why would you do it for free?? (i know i cant quote him right now but its close enough) the FIRST thing i thought of was how funny is it that kevin and scott do smod cast weekly and its free, its essentially the same thing! and i laughed for a bit thinking baout that
finally, to the dude who was talking about rochester, i didnt really read all you wrote, i live in rochester and pleeeease dont use shitty ass wegmans as our one claim to fame!! wegmans sucks the sack! no one really goes there any more! if anything the biggest claim to rochester’s fame would be the garbage plate!! anyone who doesnt know what those are, well you havent really lived yet then!! try to google “garbage plate” and if you want to know more, let me know ill fill you in!!
August 28th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
I’m loving it !!! THANKS !
August 29th, 2008 at 11:38 am
What’s up w/ the Feedburner feed? It’s stuck on ep. 60!! FIX THIS!!!
August 29th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Have you stopped using the feedburner feed for the podcasts? The last two aren’t listed.
August 30th, 2008 at 2:34 am
scott was hilarious this week, good to have him back
August 30th, 2008 at 3:54 am
Mick Jones is english born in surrey england
August 30th, 2008 at 6:08 am
Damn, That was a good smodcast!!!!
Scott, you´re the best as an 80´s english rocker!!! You could make a great character. It´s great to have u back, man!! We missed u!!!
Kevin, you´re awesome!!!
I like smodcast. All the espisodes are great.
Greetings from México.
August 30th, 2008 at 7:02 am
TV was my second mom when i was a kid…
Now, TV is my second girlfriend!!
August 30th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Why is this not on iTunes yet, six days later?
August 30th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Thank God Mossiers back!
August 30th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Kev needs to go for the 130 inch TV. 103 is so last year
August 30th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
hey, the show doesnt download for me via itunes anymore, hasnt in a while, i have to come here to get it, no big deal, just wondering why. seems to download very slow as well. am i alone in this?
August 31st, 2008 at 6:02 am
I listen religiously, and I am a girl! Hmmmm …
August 31st, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Something is wrong with the host’s website. The damn thing is not playing.
August 31st, 2008 at 5:29 pm
ExCUSE ME KEVIN SMITH. I GOT A QUESTON FOR YOU. sorry for caps. Why did u put a Dante Death Scene as a Alternet Ending in Clarks? Isnt that not comedy?. But the reason why im asking is because im extremely curios. i want to know what made u think to put that scene in there.Nothing personal. <<< PLEAES ANSWER
August 31st, 2008 at 6:32 pm
where are those other guys? bring em back!
August 31st, 2008 at 11:34 pm
where da new smod?
August 31st, 2008 at 11:36 pm
p.s. long-winded, repetitive sketches are boring. Blabbing on in bad accent is not funny for 25 minutes.
September 1st, 2008 at 11:32 am
WHAT DOES GOOSH MEAN? clarification please
September 1st, 2008 at 2:15 pm
Great job!
September 1st, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Hey Super Mario, Ken Plume is just a wizard at background music placement editing!
September 1st, 2008 at 10:46 pm
The place with the big Paul Bunyan and Babe statues that Mosier was talking about is in Klamath, California at The Trees of Mystery.
September 2nd, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Wait until Mottola’s ‘Adventureland’ comes out - complete with a Foreigner cover band.
September 3rd, 2008 at 8:41 pm
About the giant “guy” with the dna thing flipped….I think you are thinking of Yao Defen…..a woman in china that is almost 8 ft tall. There was a discovery channel special on here a month or so ago.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yao_Defen
September 5th, 2008 at 10:06 pm
I hate to admit this, but in a flashback to my teenage years, I attended a Bryan Adams concert this summer and Foreigner was the opening act. I think they do have a “new” album out with one new song.