SModcast 64
SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 64: Farewell and Adieu -
In which one of our heroes cheats certain death, and the other one is Kevin.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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September 29th, 2008 at 12:25 am
Yay!
September 29th, 2008 at 12:26 am
hell yeah!!!! cant wait to listen to this!
September 29th, 2008 at 12:26 am
finally thanx
September 29th, 2008 at 12:27 am
first
September 29th, 2008 at 12:27 am
I am so damned grateful that you guys take the time out of your lives to do this because it (sadly?) is the best part of my week every week and thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!
September 29th, 2008 at 12:27 am
YEEEEEESSSSSS
September 29th, 2008 at 12:27 am
THANK YOU MY FAIR PLUMEY!!!
September 29th, 2008 at 12:28 am
HUZZAH!
Bring it on, boys. I’m ready.
See you in Calgary on Tuesday!
September 29th, 2008 at 12:28 am
THANK YOU SO MUCH!
September 29th, 2008 at 12:29 am
Hooray for Smod! I was going thru withdrawl
September 29th, 2008 at 12:29 am
fuck, i hate it when these dudes title them like this and immediately the fear creaps in that theyve decided to quit. I remember the same thing with the description for SMorpheus.
But then two minutes in to listening, I’m like, alright, its all good.
September 29th, 2008 at 12:29 am
Title sounds scary… I’ll listen later lol
September 29th, 2008 at 12:30 am
Toldja
HURRAHHHHHH
September 29th, 2008 at 12:31 am
the prodigal smod returns
September 29th, 2008 at 12:36 am
wooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
September 29th, 2008 at 12:40 am
PRAISE JESUS!
September 29th, 2008 at 12:41 am
This title worries me…
September 29th, 2008 at 12:46 am
yall scared me for a sec with the title. Now that there is a new smod I can come outta my cave & live life, haha just kiddin. this will be a good week!
September 29th, 2008 at 12:49 am
SSSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDD FIX
September 29th, 2008 at 12:52 am
its a beautiful day!
September 29th, 2008 at 12:59 am
I don’t want to ruin the content as I plan on listening to this at my shitty job, but can anyone who has listened to this answer whether they quit?
September 29th, 2008 at 1:01 am
…to you fair spanish ladies, farewell and adieu to you ladies of spain, for we’ve recieved orders to sail for old england, we hope in a short time to see you again… I bet this one has something to do with jaws or sharks in general
September 29th, 2008 at 1:08 am
Yay
September 29th, 2008 at 1:36 am
New SMod! Awesomesauce!
Too bad I have to wait until tomorrow to download it. I might cry…
September 29th, 2008 at 1:40 am
bullets don’t so strait under water. you would never hit the shark.
September 29th, 2008 at 2:01 am
I checked right before bed, saw nothing new, and went to sleep.
Stood up a few SECONDS later, thinking I should check again, and here it is! 6 minutes of the download left until its on my ipod and im off to sleep, listening to smod!
thanks guys!
September 29th, 2008 at 2:01 am
Hawaiian war chant!
September 29th, 2008 at 2:03 am
I love how Scott got so excited near the very end.
September 29th, 2008 at 2:32 am
Fuck the gun, use the WASP Knife. It’s a knife that injects air into whatever it stabs.. and blows it up. It’s actually made for scuba divers.
See them demo it on a watermelon;
http://www.waspknife.com/video_watermelon.php
September 29th, 2008 at 3:05 am
Has Scott seen The Dark Knight yet? I’ve been looking forward to that discussion for weeks now.
September 29th, 2008 at 3:39 am
If you stab a shark, don’t you think the blood will just attract more sharks?
And you don’t punch sharks because they aren’t expecting to get punched. You punch sharks because they have highly sensitive electrical sensors which they use to detect prey.
September 29th, 2008 at 3:46 am
If you took the 2 minutes that it takes to read the 20 posts before yours, you would know.
September 29th, 2008 at 4:06 am
Right on! The gods of podcast have returned!
September 29th, 2008 at 5:36 am
is it just me or do kev and scott reming anyone of the two henchmen out of venture brothers lol
September 29th, 2008 at 5:36 am
remind*
September 29th, 2008 at 5:37 am
fuckin a boys
September 29th, 2008 at 5:45 am
It took me an hour and change to log on to one of these shit university computers (listening to SModcast 7) but I got on and thought to myself “well, I’ll see if there’s a new one” and THERE WAS! so all the way from Sheffield in England THANK YOU SO MUCH!
September 29th, 2008 at 6:51 am
Scott surfing… the greatest thing ever. This is my favorite smodcast ever. If you want to go surf some more email me scott. Im in the OC.
September 29th, 2008 at 7:08 am
also, I dont think the full smodcast is available. It just cuts out at 44 min.
September 29th, 2008 at 7:14 am
Finally! Thanks guys!
September 29th, 2008 at 7:18 am
All I can say is FUCK YES!
Thanks guys.
September 29th, 2008 at 8:04 am
Hey poster Tim, I ran into that problem with SMod 63 with it cutting out at like 34 min. All you have to do is clear your cookies from your browser and go into the page and redownload the SMod, a glitch musta happened during the download. If you don’t clear your cookies it’ll just continue to download only 44 min. because of the memory of the page. GOOD LUCK! Peace!
September 29th, 2008 at 8:05 am
I think those dudes looking at y’all (in Toronto) were a pack of cubs.
You could’ve totally scored some Gay Tang!!
September 29th, 2008 at 8:22 am
AND THE CLOUDS GATHERED AND RAINED FRESH SMOD UPON THE LAND, AND THE PEOPLE REJOICED!
September 29th, 2008 at 9:43 am
This smod trots out some of the best “what if” ideas that would be great as movies yet. Could be the back story for Red State. Where scott and Kev go surfing, kev sees a shark an offs himself after scott makes it to shore faster than Kev does. Kevs brain is implanted into an eight year old boy and he has to convince his wife to sleep with him again. I don’t think finding funding for this one would be a problem.
p.s. there is anti-shark electronic gear in use and getting smaller all the time so carrying blades probably isn’t necessary for surfing. Comes in handy for knife fights on surf boards though.
September 29th, 2008 at 9:47 am
That was somewhat disturbing. Kind of along the lines of the movie “Si j’etais toi.” http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0446463/
I hope social services were waiting outside the gig to hall that mother fucker in for some questioning.
September 29th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Even though i heard Mosier talking, i couldn’t help from thinking that he was going to die in his story. I was sitting their shitting myself. It terrified me!
September 29th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Ah smodcast. Can’t wait to see the new movie.
September 29th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
I hate you guys for being away for so long, but I can’t stay mad at you. Welcome back
September 29th, 2008 at 10:08 pm
I’m pretty fucking positive you’d be opposed to this, but… I suggest you send your daughter out on stage during one of your Q and A’s and dub your voice over hers while having her move her mouth to the words you say. It’d probably take some training but I’m sure it could be done, and would produce many lulz.
September 29th, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Smod! Smod! Smod!
Pass the bong.
September 29th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
HELL YEAH! cant wait to listen to the new smodcast!
Thank you guys so much for putting this out, been waiting awhile, nothing like a few weeks off to show you what you take for granted…
but really thanks.
September 29th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Scott Mosier you’re one ballsy motherfucker.
September 30th, 2008 at 12:59 am
Hey Scott,
I live and surf on the Oregon Coast and if you ever find your self up north it would be pleasure to share a sesh with you.
Looking forward to the flick guys!
Jesse from Newport Oregon
September 30th, 2008 at 4:07 am
Thanks Adam D for the help.
September 30th, 2008 at 4:18 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3lHAt92cIg
i forgot to post the link. later. and stuff.
October 1st, 2008 at 6:03 pm
fantastic episode. im so glad to have scott and kevin back
October 1st, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Things I re-learned listening to old smods while awaiting this one:
1 - The smod cartoon on utube is awesome!!!! would love to see the entire Smod 64 in cartoon form..It’s what i envision while listening!!
2 - Kevin - we demand a smod with Rickman as a guest!
3 - i cannot live without smod
October 1st, 2008 at 9:29 pm
i’m still not clear on whether kevin or scott reads these comments but if they do, fyi, duke kahanamoku (?sp?) didn’t disappear paddling between islands. . . i think he died of a heart attack and was buried at sea. . .
you’re probably getting him mixed up with eddie aikau who was a surfer working as a crew member on some boat that capsized in the ocean. . . he tried to get help by paddling to an island on his surfboard but never made it. . .
October 1st, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Since mosier loves the dudes at pixar so much he became part of Nemo Movie “SHARK BAIT OH HAA HA”
October 2nd, 2008 at 1:45 am
was listening to smod nbr,31, the one where they talk about the sick pedophile Atchison… Found a link to his myspace site and that dude was fucking creepy.. Good riddance..
http://wizbangblue.com/2007/09/19/john-david-roy-atchisons-page-on-myspace.php
wizbangblue.com/images/2007/09/Atchison_MySpace.jpg
sick…
October 2nd, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Hey guys ‘nother masterpiece! Quick suggestion; you and Scott should bring back the Quick STop Commentaries and do the new excuse for a Star Wars: The Clone Wars…Fuck that movie and FUCK Lucas for passing the torch (Not like dude can really direct anyway, but fuck man, was it really necessisary to begin my childrens Star Wars childhood by butching mine? It was hard enough to swallow the fat load he fed us with episode I-III but this was strait ass to mouth after a night of Whiskey and Mexican Food….Just an Idea…Love Ya guys!!! Would love to hear Flannigan’s opinion too if you get a chance to hook up for a show when ur back in Jersey in November if you happen to think of it
October 2nd, 2008 at 3:15 pm
tis back bitches
October 2nd, 2008 at 7:24 pm
@ Jesse, Newport is like my favorite beach.
Peace from Portland
October 3rd, 2008 at 12:13 am
Love Smodcast! I look forward to it every week!
But guys, you need to mix up the music that starts off the thinkgeek spot at the beginning of the shows. The spot is fine, we understand the need for advertising, but the music at the beginning is too hard to handle.
October 3rd, 2008 at 3:44 am
Awesome, guys.
From scared to disturbed.. just when I was like.. okay.. nothing more to be scared of.. now I fear Kev’s shows..
Oh.. and thanks to whoever posted that Podcast link to the Suckcast. Funny shit.
Also.. LOVED the Red band Z+M trailer!
OUTTIE!
(oh, if anyone wants it was http://www.suckcast.com and the trailer was http://zackandmiri.com/)
October 3rd, 2008 at 4:45 am
I second Ash’s comment.
How about something new for “Season 2″.
October 3rd, 2008 at 11:56 pm
The image of Kevin cutting his own throat rather than be attacked by a shark has to be one of the most macabre, yet bizarrely hilarious things I’ve heard in any SModcast to date. Maybe it was something about the way Kevin described offing himself, but nearly a week later I still burst out laughing when I think about it!
October 4th, 2008 at 12:46 am
I love these guys and all, but it’s amazing how little they know about pretty much everything…
October 4th, 2008 at 2:40 am
When I saw the episode title, I was worried that this may be the last episode of SModcast. Running to the website to find out that it’s not relieved me, but gave me a bit of an epiphany.
I just want you two to know that I really appreciate you guys making this podcast and there are thousands more just like me who never show it.
Keep up the good work guys.
October 4th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Woo, i was worried. Being in Naples Italy SModcast is one of my few ties left to the U.S. I love it. I appreciate everything you guys talking about. Thank you from a U.S. Navy sailor.
October 4th, 2008 at 9:19 am
Is this Mosier?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/3129352/Surfers-close-shave-with-Great-White-shark.html
October 4th, 2008 at 10:24 am
love the podcast but still with scott m and dontbother bringing the wife along again
love it
October 4th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Second Ryan’s comment..
I was scared too.. THANK YOU GUYS.. I am an avid podcast listener now.. and you were the first I ever listened to. I was scared too.. now I just need therapy.
October 4th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Yeah, what ryan said. I’m worried, with that title, SModcast will be ending. I hope otherwise, and comments here seem to imply that is the cast… but really… SModcast is too good to end, damn it!
October 4th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
It’s just so ironic. After so much time spent talking about how bad an idea Kevin thinks it is to go in the water on SModcast (and I agree with you Kevin) Scott gets himself in that exact position. I’d have pissed myself. And that question is fucked. Here’s a better one for you though. WHat if instead of an 8 year old girl, they could only put her in an 18 year old boy. Would you have them do it?
October 4th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
Brian, I agree that that is a better question. After posting elsewhere about Kevin’s preoccupation with gayness (hope that didn’t bother him, if he read it…) I found myself wondering the same…what if your wife was in the body of an 18 year old BOY??? eeks! I really hope they answer that one!
October 5th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
I would buy the shirt that says Scott Mosier masterbates to shirts at thinkgeek.com
October 5th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
Who’s dick do I have to suck to guarantee a SModcast tonight?
October 5th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
That’s a good question…no more breaks, my poor little heart Could Not Take It
October 5th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Is pineapple express real? If it is i gotta try that shit. Looks delicious. Just watched the movie. So funny it’ll give you orgasm.
October 5th, 2008 at 8:57 pm
smod soon?
October 5th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
From Kev himself, no Smod tonight. Sorry.
October 5th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
I also think it would be fair to expect Kev and Scott to take a break during the lead up to the film… which would blow, but hey, at least it’s free.
October 5th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
almost there
October 5th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
No SMod tonight, gentlemen. Kevin’s on the other side of the country.
Go to my blog if you need to kill some time…
http://www.w0bzzy.blogspot.com
October 5th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
plzzzzzzzz
October 5th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
No new smod tonight.
Kevin announced it on the board earlier.
October 5th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
replay to scotty
mine
October 6th, 2008 at 12:28 am
ok lets do this again, if anyone has read anything from the board indicating if there is or is not a new episode tonight, please post that information now instead of wasting everyones time
October 6th, 2008 at 12:54 am
No smod. Sorry.
October 6th, 2008 at 12:57 am
Waiting still
October 6th, 2008 at 12:59 am
i guess no new one?
October 6th, 2008 at 1:00 am
where do you find out mark?
October 6th, 2008 at 1:33 am
The viewaskew website forums, kevin posted saying no smod today.
October 6th, 2008 at 1:33 am
@Alex
They are usually posted at 12AM EST on Sunday evening. So generally < 12:30 and we are out of luck for the week.
October 6th, 2008 at 1:44 am
Not cool
October 6th, 2008 at 2:02 am
I guess I just don’t really understand what is SO hard about having a new podcast each week when you’re not entirely booked up.
I know its free, so I shouldn’t be complaining, but why not record multiple ones at a time. Like two or three in a day or two? You can’t tell me that there is not enough time to just record yourself b.s.ing.
Again, I’m not trying to be a jerk by complaining, I’m just saying…. I NEEEEED SMODDCAAAAST!
October 6th, 2008 at 2:45 am
i have this new ritual where i go to quickstopent, and cover my eyes out of fear that there won’t be a new smodcast. Then, when i’m ready, i’ll look. Kevin, you really fucked me up. :p
October 6th, 2008 at 4:38 am
I thought they had recorded two last week from the sound of it. The impression given from Jen
October 6th, 2008 at 5:59 am
Nathan,
I suppose you’d have a point if the reason was somewhere along the lines of “You know, I just bought Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo and I can’t be bothered to get out of bed this week”… but it isn’t. These guys are trying to promote a movie.
October 6th, 2008 at 9:12 am
I too hate the fact that Smodcast isn’t here like clockwork, but I would like to take this post to ask a question of the other posters. Please tell me why you post “first” and other forms of idiocy before you even listen to the pod? Who cares if you’re first, more than that why do you want to be first to comment on a pod without a comment? The Nazi’s were the first to attempt to build a master race but that doesn’t make them right either. So in my mind the next first I see will be equal to first Hitler, the first gay hating, jew killing, closet homo Hitler. s’ok with you? good.
October 6th, 2008 at 11:18 am
Not so silent Bob gave me the mental image of Mark David Chapman shooting John Lennon and yelling “FIRST!”
October 6th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
started loosing my shit at the title. i stated, to my roommate ” this is fucking bullshit, they can’t do this, it’s the best god damn podcast show !!!” i couldn’t wait for the download so i checked this site, and now i feel sorry for wanting to cut off your cocks and feed them to you. so thanks guys
October 6th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
First
October 6th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
So i was listening to this at work last night and besides getting evil glares for laughing my ass off, my boss also looked at me questioningly for saying its called brackish water out loud. thanks for making my night go by quickly….
October 6th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Did The not so silent Bob just relate people who say “first” with the Nazis? Listen, nutso silent Bob. First of all, eugenics has been practiced for millenia. Why do you think royalty has always intermarried? The Nazis weren’t the first people to try to build a master race by a long shot. Secondly, the people who post “first” aren’t evil. They probably didn’t get spanked enough by their mothers, and are still constantly crying for attention. They are the type of loser that simply has to try anything to achieve what they might perceive to be a win.
October 6th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
You know guys I know this is free, and maybe I say this because I am a lazy ass, But you have been doing infrequent shows lately. I know its free but I have two words for you…..Come on! Come on! Come on!
October 6th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
What about how on Jens blog she said that Scott was there all day last week and they recorded multiple Smods…
October 6th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Who this seth rogen should be on here with Kev?
October 7th, 2008 at 12:26 am
It’s written in one of the apocryphal Hebrew texts that God created a man before he created Adam, but when that man woke up, he immediately yelled “FIRST!!” and God smote him in his wrath.
October 7th, 2008 at 12:30 am
@alex
fo sho. those guys seem to have great chemistry together. i’m sure a smod with those two would be awesome and a half.
October 7th, 2008 at 1:36 am
Hey guys, look forward to the new cast and expect more laughs.
Listening to the casts of before you have covered many topics both sometimes that were really thought provoking and others that made me go wtf!?
If I may put forward a topic of discussion, what are your views on North Korea and South Korea and if/when they should get back together and unite again. Being a teacher in the area i’m curious what a couple of people from the states think on the subject.
And being a Canadian, just want to say 2 words: DOUBLE DOUBLE!
October 7th, 2008 at 3:39 am
Gah! i need a new smodcast! Snoooooogins!!!1
October 7th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Just watch the money shots and entertain yourself with those for now good people. I’m sure that Smitty and The Mose will be back soon to fill our heads with profanity and strange situations that devolve into requests for man on man oral sex.
October 7th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
KAAAHHHHNNNNN!!!!
October 7th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Godwin’d!!!
October 8th, 2008 at 4:17 am
Go.
October 8th, 2008 at 10:02 am
I believe you are confusing eugenics with royal bloodlines. Royal breeding if you would is in an attempt to keep the line of succession secure. Not to create a master race. Ethnic cleansing, forced breeding to create a social ideal that the perpetrator could not live up to(d’oh)that is what the study of eugenics is about see also Wikipedia. Perhaps somewhere along the lines this was practiced in ancient times, but not nearly to the scale or the horror that the Nazi’s attempted. I stand by my statement First = Hitler. evil or poor misguided fucks I’m fine with it either way.
October 8th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
I think what deadapostle is trying to say is that the Nazis were like people who post FIRST! on comment threads but in fact they’re like the 6th or 7th comment. So, like, initially they’re all, “We rule!” but then when reality hits them they realize what putzes they actually are.
October 8th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
first
God I feel dirty
October 8th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
first
October 9th, 2008 at 6:51 am
Hey Guys,
I came across this shark knife while browsing today, and I instantly recalled smodcast 64.
Looks like its safe to go back in the water
http://www.waspknife.com/about.php
p.
October 9th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Loved the new one. Stay away from sharks Scott, they are Godless killing machines. Kevin, maybe let Scott sneak the dog off with him the next time he wants to surf. Send in the weak prey to get away? Added bonus, they will stop barking during the SMod.
October 11th, 2008 at 10:21 am
@porle
That knife is awesome. Kevin would be able to cut his throat with it when the sharks came and hardly feel a thing!
October 11th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
Hot damn. When will there be a new one? These dudes must be pretty busy with the flick.
October 12th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
new smod tonight?
October 12th, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Tonight at midnight.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
sweet can’t wait. just a couple of more hours. I am incredibly ready to listen to their oh so fabulous voices.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
I’m not sure what midnight we’re talking about though… could be 3 am EST by the time it’s out.
October 12th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
It’s Midnight EST. They usually post it around 8 PM PST.
October 12th, 2008 at 11:27 pm
almost time
October 12th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
so for sure theres a new one at midnight pst?
October 13th, 2008 at 12:05 am
guess not
and it occurred to me while i was re-listening to the old ones that kev and scott have only done three recording sessions in the past two and a half months
for the love of smod, please do more
October 13th, 2008 at 12:18 am
Awaiting…
October 13th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
You too cool for school, fool!
http://twitter.com/80s_Mr_T
October 18th, 2008 at 6:50 am
Whoa, you totally threw me for a loop when my old Itunes subscription stopped updating. All month I’ve been like, Where the fuck are those lazy bastards?!
Apparently you just moved.
Keep up the great work guys, Tim
October 27th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
I just have to say that if I, a (reluctant) SC resident, had known that you had come to USC, then you sir would have had at least one halfway decent question asked of you.