SModcast 69
SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 69: The Talking Cure, Pt. 2 -
In which our heroes decide to let it ride.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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December 22nd, 2008 at 12:40 am
Yay!
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:48 am
So I am about to listen to this SMOD and I can only hope that you decided to actually finish the story of “what went wrong” Fuckin’ pothead would wander aimlessly away from his story for the entire last episode. It was frustrating to listen to while I smoked a bowl.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:48 am
Hell yes!
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:49 am
Awright!
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:51 am
Right on !!!
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:53 am
hooray for smodcast!
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:54 am
Don’t stop smoking, Kevin. It makes you much funnier.
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:55 am
FUUUCCCKKK YEEEHHH!!!!! I came like everywhere
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:55 am
Fuckin A sir
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:56 am
badass!
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:56 am
Gulp mmmmmmmm yummy!
December 22nd, 2008 at 12:59 am
Righteous.
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:01 am
Yippee!
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:04 am
so happy. merry f’in x-mas to you all
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:16 am
Must be my birthday! Two in a row!!
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:29 am
Yeah 69 dudes…. hope you guys stay on point lay off the weed
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:34 am
last weeks was great this should be good as well
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:34 am
Do you Kevin don’t listen to these idiots who have no life and don’t understand that SModcast is about you and Scott talking about whatever YOU guys wanna talk about
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:56 am
i agree with kenny. FUCK all you internet assholes.
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:02 am
Kevin… don’t listen to the weed haters… You KNOW that shit is fun… If anything, smoke MORE so you become cronic and get a hold of your munchies. Its the light weights that dive into the Twinkies and Count Chocula… Its like the Force… eithe munch or do not munch.. there is no try…
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:09 am
woot motherfucker
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:18 am
yaayyyyyy
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:23 am
im so happy i get to 69! and listen to smod 69!
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:30 am
Love Kevin Smith, but boy, do I hate his fans. I feel so alone…
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:31 am
Batman: Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
Catwoman: But, a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.
Then in the masquerade party scene:
Selina Kyle: You know, mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.
Bruce Wayne: But, a kiss can be even deadlier if you…
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:44 am
this SMOD IS THE SHIT! not depressing like the last, fucking awesome Kevin & Scott return to that hilarious shit you always talk about
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:52 am
BOOBERITY!!!!!!!
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:19 am
f yeah!! New Smod!!
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:20 am
Yes! Back to the classic pure amusement!
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:26 am
This episode should have been called ‘The Bank Job’
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:51 am
The Flick was great I really wanna know what went wrong
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:54 am
what happened to part two of the story?
You said it was a two parter,
you said in the last one there was more to what went wrong!
the ‘p 2′ was misleading in the title,
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:56 am
I love how the episode just went up and there are already people insulting “haters” when there are none
It’s kind of cute really.
I’m going to go listen to this episode again, even if it’s 3am.
December 22nd, 2008 at 4:02 am
Can someone torrent this and number 68, am stuck on dialup currently and cant get this version before i drop.
December 22nd, 2008 at 4:10 am
Well suck me beautiful…
December 22nd, 2008 at 4:23 am
I am SICK of these MOTHERFUCKIN’ SNAKES!!! ON this MOTHERFUCKIN’ PLANE!!!!
December 22nd, 2008 at 5:30 am
Thank you Kevin & Scott for going back to some old school SModcast laughs not to complane but it’s about 4:30 in the morning as I’m saying this in Richmond Hill Ontario Canada and it is cold as fuck not to say that you don’t have problems in your lives but come on dudes I work midnights just to get by I think your problems should in most part remain behind closed doors I as I’m sure most others listen because were fans of your work but also to escape from our lives for a bit. All that being said I love you guys keep on enjoying your life because life is to short to bitch about the small stuff that gets in the way. Looking forward to seeing you in Toronto next year.
December 22nd, 2008 at 8:10 am
I thought stay on target guy was gold leader. Porkins died before the first run didn’t he?
December 22nd, 2008 at 8:11 am
wa-hoo smod f0r xmas life is complete
December 22nd, 2008 at 8:19 am
yeah go back to finishing the ‘want went wrong’ story…
or did some studio head have a word with you, and you wish to play it safe, for career sake, eh?
December 22nd, 2008 at 8:21 am
if it was meant to be a two parter, clearly there was much more to the story as u said
December 22nd, 2008 at 8:23 am
i didn’t think it was depressing, just an interesting incite into the industry and wat u was up too… now i don’t know the rest
December 22nd, 2008 at 8:51 am
lets see … two guys talking about their erections and fucking while holding hands, this smod was not even remotely “fucking hilarious” as some people have put it…and Kevin…Mewes started off by just smoking pot too..look what happened to him..lol..and your the one that got him clean..now thats irony…he probably cant even hang out with you anymore cause all you do is smoke pot all the time now…so sad
December 22nd, 2008 at 9:00 am
Yes! New SModcast! What a good Christmas present…
December 22nd, 2008 at 10:07 am
69!!! Yesssss!!!
December 22nd, 2008 at 10:25 am
Great smod-”booberty” HA!
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:07 am
Booberty!
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:10 am
I almost died laughing. Funniest smod yet.
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:24 am
Keep on smokin kev!! FUK ALL THE WEED HATERS HERE!! The majority of them r jus pussies 2 scared 2 smoke themselves jk =b….. but seriosly they are. Anyways keep on keepin on man all these SMods kisk ass!!
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:28 am
69, lol
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:50 am
That was pretty decent. I would totally buy Booberty, it sounds pretty informational. My mom gave me her puberty book when I hit the big “P”. It is actually quite frightening. I have a more modern one now, it’s also quite informational. Good SMod guys. :]
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:58 am
With all due respect to the previous smod, I was pretty worried that things were going downhill from here. With this one I gotta say I’m overjoyed to see you guys are back. Good on ya Kevin, and good on ya Scott. ZAM was a good flick regardless of what the fuckin profits said. Keep doing what you’re doing. I’ll see every flick you put out, and listen to every new smod that drops. You got a fan for life, and I’m one of many.
I just gotta say.. thanks a lot guys. It’s a little stupid but in a weird way I’ve been having a rough time lately and seeing smod #69 really brightened my day. Also in another weird way, during the absence of smodcast I started listening to to the Ken P D Snydecast and now I have two things to look forward to. Everyone that enjoys smodcast, Kevin Smith flicks, Aqua Teen, whatever.. you should check it out. It’s a little dry but it’s great, and I’m working my way backwards through the episodes. I’ve yet to hear one I was disappointed with.
Thanks guys, all of you. Keep on keepin on.
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:29 pm
I loved the movie like I’ve loved all the movies you guys have done. Keep up the good work and don’t let the bastards drag you down!
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:44 pm
“I gotta wrastle it like a gator.” That is…fantastic.
December 22nd, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Agree with the the fans above. Frak off if you can’t handle the tumble weed. Who cares what went wrong, we all saw the movie and laughed our stoned asses off. Stuck up conservatives are what happened. Teenies making sure mom and dad gave up money for HSM are went wrong. James Bond and lets not forget, no t.v. station wanted to promote the movie in fear off being bashed and protested are went wrong. Smoke more Kev. You will soon lose the munchines and nothing better than getting a high pump will working out. Enjoy the week and Merry Christmas to you and all the rest of the believers out there. Us agnostics will just enjoy the day off.
December 22nd, 2008 at 2:49 pm
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Booberty
it is an actual word already.
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Great smod!
December 22nd, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Awesome, made my work day much more tolerable.
December 22nd, 2008 at 4:58 pm
This is easily one of the most amusing SMODs I’ve listened to, the booberty bit was very dangerous while I was driving home.
December 22nd, 2008 at 4:59 pm
I gotta say….Kevin’s laugh is the most infectious, best laugh I’ve ever heard.
December 22nd, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Effing hilarious, keep it up guys.
December 22nd, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Seriously I lot of people commenting are fucking morons. What went wrong was the release date and the fact that the film was just not advertised properly. Kevin and Scott said at the start they were done being upset and what happened so I don’t understand why people are bitching about how what went wrong was not outright stated. Jesus some people like to complain here. I thought it was an excellent Smodcast much like I loved last weeks. I can also bet that everyone who is complaining about how Kevin got high before the last cast has never smoked weed more than a few times max so they need to shut the fuck up and educate themselves. Now I feel like I am adding to the problem by bitching and I feel like a fucking idiot. Oh well.
December 22nd, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Thank you for putting this on Itunes so quickly!! You rock!
December 22nd, 2008 at 8:54 pm
How can anyone complain about Kevin and Scott’s homoerotic banter? It’s like the bases for the majority of the SModcasts. If it really upsets you, it’s probably the wrong podcast to listen to.
Now, if only there was an R-Rated Punk’d. I’d pay good money to see Kevin in the “bank situation,” his reaction alone would be worth the price of admission.
December 22nd, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Great SMODcast as always! Does anybody know who performed the “Here Comes The Sun” song that bookended this SMODcast?
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:06 pm
Two Smod’s in a week! I hope I don’t want to kill myself after this one, part #1 was depressing.
December 22nd, 2008 at 11:10 pm
thanks for smod 69 - i am freakin crying/ laughing so hard… the reach back during the heroic blow job is priceless… you’re still a hero in my book!
December 23rd, 2008 at 12:41 am
Amazing SModCast. Much like the last one, the last 30 or so minutes was almost non-stop hilarity. I’m also digging the return to the old days when there wasn’t a thinkgeek ad at the beginning. Thanks so very freaking much.
December 23rd, 2008 at 4:13 am
Great. They’re all good, actually.
December 23rd, 2008 at 9:45 am
This smod was great. I was falling out of my chair during the last half, the bank robbery part was insane. Don’t listen to these fools speaking ill of weed.
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:45 am
Lets start bitching early for a change. You know, just to shake the status quo.
December 23rd, 2008 at 1:36 pm
I knew that Kevin, the great storyteller that he is, would write a great ending…they did wrap it up in part 2, at least enough for me. Great to hear that they’re done with it. You got the catharsis you needed, and you sound like your old self, Kev…smart and hilarious! Great to hear!
BOOBerty!
December 23rd, 2008 at 2:02 pm
What happened to Think Geek, not that I miss them? Told you Kevin was all bummed out at the Red Bank Q & A, only four hours and he actually took his coat off (never saw him do that before). Even at the signing the next day he looked shot.
Glad his spirit is coming back.
December 23rd, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Haha, hey Kev,
Smodcast 68 was used as a reference for you and Mosier being disappointed with the release on the wiki site:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zack_and_Miri_Make_a_Porno#cite_note-27
December 23rd, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Just bought your diary, it’s great.
December 23rd, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Fuck all the Haters on here Kev. Smoke all the weed you want and dont worry yourself about what went wrong with Zack & Miri. America is just to afraid to realize whats really happening in the world right now and thats what really went wrong with the flick. Just continue to make the flicks that you want to make, and surround yourself by family and a big bag of Christmas Chronic this week. Thats what lifes about…
December 24th, 2008 at 3:52 am
If Kevin doesn’t dump the pot he might as well dump his career.
December 24th, 2008 at 5:36 am
:NEWS FALSH” Marijuana is a *legal* substance in many place around the world, including the U.S.A.
If you don’t like it, that’s fine - don’t be. Nobody will think any less of or any *more* of you because you exercise you choice.
Once you begin *telling* others what they ’should’ or ’shouldn’t’ be putting in their body - *THAT’S WHEN YOU BECOME A FACIST DOUCHE-BAG***.
HAPPY XMAS 2 ALL!!!
December 24th, 2008 at 8:22 am
Kevin, your show dictates my euphoria, keep them coming!
December 24th, 2008 at 11:35 am
don’t stop smoking (herb), keep the haters off, and don’t worry about your movie, it was awesome and the low numbers clearly were not your fault
December 26th, 2008 at 9:50 am
i still am really interested in the other stuff about wat went wrong, the stuff knowone knew, from wat was hinted at… i’d love it if u went further in detail in ANother discussion, maybe a seperate one from the one’s u do here… hope u didn’t cave into any pressure to not discuss it any further…
December 27th, 2008 at 10:07 am
About the weed, those of you who are coming down on it are probably on some governmental anti-depressant, which is destroying your liver. Kevin is blowing off some steam after a rough patch…that is all, he’s not a pot head, relax with the judgmental hypocrisy. I for one believe being completely sober has it’s advantages….but if Kevin need to toke to cope, let it be and enjoy the ride.
December 28th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Kev never finished the “handing off the egg” analogy he took 45 min to set up in pt 1. He got stoned instead and then came back the next week “over it”. We never got to hear who he blames for the movies failure…..it’s Smodcast Blue Balls! BOO!
January 5th, 2009 at 1:46 am
Hysterical, I love Smodcast. Zack and Miri was great so buck the fuck up guys!
January 5th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
BOOOOOBERTY!
January 8th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
hilairious. one long dick joke. and of course, its the one i listen to out loud at work, with my hand on the volume control when they start shouting stuff out..
March 6th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Hey guys you really need to listen more carefully before you complain and open your mind before you condemn. The egg analogy WAS completed and smoking weed doesn’t make you a pothead anymore than eating cereal makes you a flakehead. I for one am not smoking these days but prolly will in the days to come and might not later what does that make me? No don’t answer cause it not your fucking right to label my ass, I’ll tell you what I am. Smart, and appreciative (especially of something thats free}.