SModcast 70
SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 70: SMod Bless Us, Everyone! -
In which our heroes try to keep it about the holiday, and fail miserably.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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December 24th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
haha fuck yeah!!! i love these smods its like an actual gift plus im first! lol
December 24th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
December 24th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Unexpected…
December 24th, 2008 at 7:38 pm
ah thank you sirs!
and a merry christmas to you too!
December 24th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
smerry christmas
December 24th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Nothing better than a smodcast before christmas. Thanks guys.
December 24th, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Well this was probably the best present I could possibly get. Even better than the Transformers figure one of my housemates got me last year. Thank you, sirs. Smod bless you both!
December 24th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
Hope you guys had a happy SMestivus
December 24th, 2008 at 7:58 pm
HOLY SHIT!!! sweet, an extra surprise christmas SModcast! This is has just made my christmas
December 24th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Many thanks guys and happy holidays from Ireland.
December 24th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Great present guys merry christmas and happy boxingday……… oh yeah americans dont celebrate it (weird)lol
December 24th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Merry Christmas to everybody!
Frohe Weihnachten euch allen!
December 24th, 2008 at 10:03 pm
holy moly this is an awesome gift!!!!!!!!!!!!! smerry christmas!
December 24th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
It’s a Christmas miracle!
December 25th, 2008 at 12:22 am
Awesome to hear theres a new Smodcast omg I’ll dowload it now
December 25th, 2008 at 12:54 am
Huzzah!
December 25th, 2008 at 1:33 am
Holy shit an early smodcast, It truly is a Christmas miracle.
December 25th, 2008 at 1:46 am
Smerry Christmas!
December 25th, 2008 at 1:52 am
made my christmas that much better thanks view askew crew!!
December 25th, 2008 at 1:57 am
Holy shit! Kevin is fucking high as fuck.
December 25th, 2008 at 2:15 am
hells ya son somethin 2 listen to this christmas eve!!!
December 25th, 2008 at 2:50 am
Fucking fantastic. You guys are awesome.
December 25th, 2008 at 3:42 am
SWEET, thanks for the gift.
December 25th, 2008 at 4:27 am
I’m as happy as a little girl!!!
December 25th, 2008 at 7:18 am
You guys are the fuckin shit!!!!!!!!!!!! Smerry Christmas!!
December 25th, 2008 at 9:31 am
Thanks for the early xmas gift.
December 25th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Thank god! I’ve been sick as all hell the entire christmas week, slim pickin’s under my tree this year and to top it all off I had to spend last eve surrounded by people that I can’t stand being around.
It’s great to know that something awesome came out from under all the shit. Thanks guys, and MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Look, up in the sky, it’s the JOURNEYMAN!
December 25th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
I want an Encyclopedia Mose Action Figure for Xmas.
December 25th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Congratulations, Sirs. In my book you have offically joined the ranks of Black Peter, The Miser Bros & Charlie-In-The-Box in my pantheon of beloved Christmas Icons based on this truyly surprising holiday gift… Right On! Muchas Gracias, Senors!
December 25th, 2008 at 9:30 pm
Fuck yeah!
Merry Christmas Kevin and Scott… and everyone else…
December 26th, 2008 at 2:07 am
Bonus SMod! No fucking way! This is great, the only present I got for Christmas is from two people I’ve never met. Thank you so much Mr. Smith and Mr. Mosier!
December 26th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
I’ve got to agree with theotherbilly…best present I ever gotten from people I’ve never met.
December 26th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
WHAT???! I was just finishing listening to #69 and there’s ANOTHER one already!
sweet!
merry christmas kev
merry christmas scott
merry christmas, everyone!
“did you see Fred Claus?”
“No.”
“I did.”
—end review—. LOL!
December 26th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
YAY! Thank you guys for the Christmas presant… although the “Second Story Man” tangent would have been funny if there wasn’t an actual murder/suicide on Christmas Eve..
December 26th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
It’s a Christmas Miracle!!! Thanks boys, for putting out so many shows in such a short time.
Tubby is the new black.
December 26th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
I had a feeling. And it tuned out to be true. YAYYYY!!! HAPPY XMAS!!!
December 26th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
I always forget when this thing is released. Damn my horrible memory.
December 26th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Your memory needn’t be damned, Dave. They usually release Sunday night/Monday morning. This is clearly a special Christmas gift in the form of Smod, and it beats the hell out of the new socks and shower-gel I got from my parents.
You hear me, Kevin, Scott and Ken? Your special Smod is literally the best present I got this year.
Sincerely, thank you, and Merry Christmas.
December 26th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Why did they say “bye” at the end? Am I mistaken or have they ever done this before? It felt weird, like a phone conversation. Maybe they were ending SModcast and departing to separate destinations simultaneously…
December 27th, 2008 at 4:30 am
Just now listening to SMod 68.
I don’t care what anyone else said; I thought “Zack and Miri Make A Porno” was fucking superb. Up there with Dogma and Mallrats as one of my favourite Kevin Smith films.
H
December 27th, 2008 at 5:18 am
Whoa, this is unexpected and nice! I wish I had realized this was here a couple of days ago!
I, too, must say that this is the best present I have gotten this year which I didn’t have to get for myself. Thanks guys!
December 27th, 2008 at 6:17 am
This was a great one!! When they started off on the whole murder-suicide Christmas scenario i was pissing myself!! Gold as always gentlemen.
December 27th, 2008 at 11:37 am
Thanks for the Christmas SMod sirs!
December 27th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
GREAT PODCAST BOYS!! MERRY XMAS
December 27th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Although the plot went in nearly a completely direction, this story was eerily similar to the Smith/Mosier Christmas movie: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081226/ts_nm/us_usa_santa_shooting
I guess it’s actually not that similar but it definitely has the same undertones.
December 28th, 2008 at 12:04 am
Cucumber, that wasn’t depressing……
December 28th, 2008 at 2:42 am
omg, scott’s paris hilton is the funniest shit ever!
December 28th, 2008 at 3:10 am
I have been a fan of the Askeuniverse since I was a kid. Its just great to have something to listen do that doesn’t suck or make me question if people have the inane ability to think coherently anymore. Got 2 love irreverent humor and poop jokes.
December 28th, 2008 at 10:14 am
I am excited to hear both 69 and 70, but I’m more excited to hear ‘em bust out Mr. Mosier’s past-future voices.. and really any other voices he has coined. What a merry goddamn Christmas.
December 28th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Are you kidding me, Jamo? 9 people murdered on Christmas Eve isn’t depressing? For what it’s worth I never said it was but just because I didn’t say it doesn’t mean I didn’t feel it. It’s not world-crashing, life-altering news but it’s definitely fucked up. I don’t know how anyone could just shrug it off.
He rings the door bell. An 8-year-old girl answers the door with excitement as she notices it’s Santa Claus at the door. As the door cracks open he pulls out a handgun and blasts her in the face.
Can you imagine the terror of not only her but everyone else? There had to be fear and confusion going all around that house instantaneously.
He then opens fire with three more handguns, shooting anyone and everyone in sight. He pulls out a homemade device that is essentially a flamethrower and starts spraying the entire house with it. He then catches fire and not wanting to be charred, shoots himself in the head. But fuck him. What about the 9 people he killed? The night before Christmas no less.
December 28th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Yeah… They called it too. Kid shot in the head… but this guy meant it, Kev’s “second story” guy kinda didn’t… You gotta be some kind of cold hearted monster to shoot a kid in the face.. a girl no less.. and on Xmas… fucked up…
December 29th, 2008 at 12:54 am
You Guys ROCK!!!
December 29th, 2008 at 1:06 am
Is it your goal to come up with as many SModpuns as possible. I hope the answer is yes.
December 29th, 2008 at 2:39 am
Yo, Haven’t looked at or lisend to anything yet…But thanks for the new Smod!!!!! Happy holidays
December 29th, 2008 at 8:44 am
Update your zune feed. Its 7 behind and the dates are always messed up.
December 29th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Thanks for festival of Mithras present you SMother F*uckers! Sucks about what has happened to the people on christmas eve, but you guys were still funnny as all hell.
Really nice that you have cheered up after the shitty news on the Zack and Miri box office.
December 29th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
I think I zoned out for about 30 seconds (listening at work) and the topic of discussion went from giving a brick layer a blow job to the air pressure in a helicopter. Love it.
December 29th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Good Smod. Merry Christmas!
December 29th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
Maybe I heard wrong, but I thought one of you said that the air pressure goes up the higher you go in a helicopter. The air pressure actually drops.
December 30th, 2008 at 4:39 am
Being that it’s the end of the year…
Best SModcast moment: Walter Flannagan’s Action Figure Crime Syndicate story.
Worst SModcast moment: Kevin’s “Forced To Suck Dick In A Bank” homoerotic fantasy.
That was some disturbing shit Kevin. That which is heard cannot be unheard
December 30th, 2008 at 11:55 am
I loved this one. I harrrrred.
Just a little info tidbit, helicopters can only go as high as their rotors are capable of generating lift. The higher you go, the thinner the air gets making it more difficult for an airfoil to generate lift. A helicopter’s rotor is basically several airplane wings spun in a cirle to generate lift, so spinning the rotor faster generates more lift causeing the helicopter to gain altitude until the air gets too thin for the rotors to generate lift anymore.
Carry on…
December 30th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Tied for the funniest moment are Kev sucking dick in a bank and them talking about Scott violently masturbating on an airplane.
December 30th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
hahah. Cucumber’s got it. those were the best!
December 30th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Oh my gosh, I just discovered these 2 days ago and had to download the other 69 podcasts….love it!
December 30th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
this was an awsome epesode
merry x-mas from iceland!!!!!
December 31st, 2008 at 1:34 am
I just listened to smod 69 and I must say my faith has been restored in Kevin Smith. 68 was very painful to listen too. Shit, Z&M was an awesome movie and one of my favorite of his films so far. Rather than feel bad that the marketing was completly messed up, move on! I only wish I could be in the position this guy is in. His hard work is paying off and he seems to understand that. I am just some smuck asshole who goes to his movies, but so things didn’t go the way he planned. Life is good! I can’t wait to see what he does in the future!
December 31st, 2008 at 7:41 am
Fave moment: The fucked up make a wish foundation. I laughed so hard other people on the train avoided me when I had to make my connection.
December 31st, 2008 at 11:03 am
See you guys next year keep up the good work
December 31st, 2008 at 11:06 am
This plus the Kevin Smith book I got for Christmas was the best part of Christmas. I don’t know if it was the lack of me not getting any presents other then the book or not but it was all good.
December 31st, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Shit… thought there’d be a New Years Smod…
I’m not bitching though… just had a feeling there would be..
Happy New Years SModfans… and SMod bless us all…
January 1st, 2009 at 6:16 am
Ya know, I had a feeling there would be a New Years SMod as well, but alas, there was not.
But, as the person above me, I am not going to bitch about not getting a new SMod for New Years and just say SMod bless each and every one of you.
Oh, and uh… Happy New Years.
January 1st, 2009 at 6:18 am
…Also, I dunno if my above post made sense, I’m kinda fucked up. Just so ya know ;]
January 1st, 2009 at 5:56 pm
just kidding those guys,thanks for all 70!
January 2nd, 2009 at 4:55 am
Thanks to Kev and Scott and the rest of the SMOD crew we heard over the last year for another great 12 months of entertainment. I don’t know if you understand how much you are enjoyed and appreciated by your fans so all I can say is Happy New Year to you and yours and I hope things go even better for you in 2009.
January 2nd, 2009 at 11:14 am
I want you guys to know that this is the one podcast I really look forward to and miss when you take a brake. Please keep up the great work it is always enjoyed. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Any word when your gonna start a vidcast. Maybe a online show.
January 2nd, 2009 at 2:09 pm
I’m disjointed in Mos’s characters, not including the indignant Canadian is a crime against humanity. Right up there with the holocaust and Orville Redenbacher discontinuing Sour Cream and Onion popcorn. A travesty of which the world will never heal. Happy New Year.
January 2nd, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Is it just me or this still not availble on Itunes? If not, any chance it’ll go up soon..?
January 3rd, 2009 at 6:16 am
@S-J
its actually been on itunes since 12/23, a day before it was released on quickstopentertainment.
January 3rd, 2009 at 6:58 pm
Bummer, guess my Itunes is munted again. Thanks Alex.
January 4th, 2009 at 12:19 am
God i can’t wait for the next hope we get it soon
January 4th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
haha I LOVE MOS and his voices. i want the next one
January 5th, 2009 at 11:52 am
If people don’t recognize your films, tell them they were made with a grant from the Kim Jong Ill Film Foundation.