Features
Interviews
Columns
Podcasts
Shopping Guides
Production Blogs
Contests
Message Board
RSS Feed
Contact Us
Archives

 

SModcast 72

newhead2.jpg

Your TextSModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.

line.gif

SModcast 72: Hello Dere! -

In which our heroes entertain any number of homoerotic scenarios.

[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.

DOWNLOAD: (right click to save)
SModcast 72 (MP3 format) - 56.73 MB

 
icon for podpress  SModcast 72: Hello Dere! [65:31m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SUBSCRIBE
Subscribe to this Podcast via iTunes
Subscribe to this Podcast via FeedBurner

Wanna add your two cents? Spend it here, in the SModcast mailbag.

line.gif

CLICK HERE FOR THE SMODCAST ARCHIVES

line.gif

##

Comments:

75 Responses to “SModcast 72”

  1. Alex D. Says:

    sweet god thank you~!

  2. Fictitious Pulp Says:

    Woot!

    New SMod!

  3. Tate Says:

    w00t w00t SModcast and on a Tuesday nonetheless

  4. Cucumber Jones Says:

    I can’t wait to listen to this; I just re-listened to 70 and 71 today.

  5. Rob Says:

    There isn’t anything better than listening to SModcast stoned.

  6. weeble Says:

    yes more smod

  7. Dougie Says:

    YEAH!!!! been waiting all day.

  8. HellFirE` Says:

    Wait! Why is Scott in Vietnam again?

  9. bronson Says:

    2nd, here we go

  10. Scottbob75 Says:

    HOORAY!!!

  11. w0bzzy Says:

    Thanks for the new SMod, Kev!

  12. Josh Says:

    Holy hard-on!

    Something to listen to on the way to work in the -40 weather!

    Thanks Guys1

  13. Ned Smitty Says:

    YAY!! new fucking smodcast i was worried there for a while.

  14. Ken Derrick Says:

    Thank you so very friggin’ much. I’m back in hell(school) today and I needed this.

  15. Suicide Says:

    This rocks!

  16. Benj Says:

    YES! AMAZING! I was bummed last night.

  17. jo Says:

    this shit is taking forever to download. It usually doesn’t take this long. Oh well it will be worth it. Can’t wait.

  18. Shana Says:

    I only just started listening but I’m enjoying the podcast a lot. I was just watching a vintage Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries episode circa 1978 and they were talking about a “second story man” a term I’d only heard used on the last smodcast!

  19. talley Says:

    Man, I came here to listen to a back episode, what a plesant surprise!

  20. TURD-BURGLAR Says:

    WOOT BRYAN

  21. POSTY MCPOSTERTON Says:

    aw… RIGHT after I go out of town for a week for work… dammit. Now I won’t be able to DL until the weekend…

    Boo…

    ~Dan
    http://jazzsick.wordpress.com/

  22. Danny-boy Says:

    I’m really surprised about the number of times I hear Billy Joel in the background… is Ken a fan?

  23. shaft Says:

    yesssssss new smodcast sucks theirs no mos but brian kicks ass too

    wonder if you boys kept it off till tuesday for the globes id just like to hear yahs talk about rourke and old rourke and new rouke

    but fuckin A! long live the SMOD

  24. Zillajerm Says:

    “Wait! Why is Scott in Vietnam again?”

    He got drafted. :(

  25. Alex M Says:

    A SMod on Tuesday?! I knew I should double-check this page for a reason. Thanks guys!

  26. Jarman Says:

    YEAH!!!

  27. kza Says:

    jesus they sound fucked up

  28. Mike Duyn Says:

    Wow smod on a tuesday what a nice surprise :)

  29. gsm1981 Says:

    Thankyou sirs.

  30. Peter J. Says:

    SWEET!!! YES!! FUCKING SWEET!!! MANY THX.

  31. Ken Derrick Says:

    I laughed the exact same amount of time both of them did during the whole Mark London story.

  32. talley Says:

    “Wait! Why is Scott in Vietnam again?”

    He can’t get enough of those 12 year olds.

  33. Weirdsmobile Says:

    Awww yeah! You guys are on a tear!

  34. Angusmcsucksuck Says:

    really really boring ep :/
    Only time i laughed was at the mark london bit and even then it wasn’t even that much.

  35. Brad Says:

    Thanks Kevin and Scott. I’m looking forward to this one!

  36. Matze Says:

    Dear Sir,

    I learned of your SModcasts only yesterday and already I’m hooked. Awesome stuff (as is, no “please (dont) do that” bitching from me)

    Thank you from Germany.

  37. Corey. Says:

    Boobss haha. great podcast guys.

  38. Josh P Says:

    Does my “thanks” even count or has it gone beyond Dunbar’s Number of thank yous (aka Beyond the Monkeysphere)? I need to know, cuz if it has, I don’t need to be wasting my time here.

  39. Alan in Wis Says:

    I was all ready to be all like “Where’s my fucking free SModcast! Lazy bastards!!”… but then here it is… god, I feel like an ass…

  40. Zach and Miri Make a Porno. - Stoner Forums - A Marijuana Friendly Community Says:

    [...] Zach and Miri Make a Porno. You should check out Kevin Smith’s podcast… SModcast 72 Quick Stop Entertainment Soooo soooo sooooooooooo funny!!! I laughed so hard at a couple things, I thought I was going to [...]

  41. Cucumber Jones Says:

    I was disappointed when I found out it was Bryan Johnson on mic, but it was still hilarious. I was crying and couldn’t breathe listening to the London story followed by Dracula’s broken bottle incident. Great stuff.

    I was hoping Mos’ recorded a couple before the Vietnam trip. Oh well, no real complaints here. Maybe we’ll get a Rogen SMod out of it.

  42. Alex D. Says:

    omg i was the first commenter! im so proud,and this was put up on monday for me

  43. gillian Says:

    yay yay yay.

  44. TaylorC Says:

    Oh god bless you Ken, I caught the Picasso’s Last Words (Drink To Me) song in there. ;)

  45. hasn Says:

    72! motherfucker!

  46. Dave E Boy Says:

    At the 13 and a half min. mark, Kev is basically describing the end of “The Graduate.”

  47. Nikkiknowitall Says:

    New to the smodcast, lovin it!

  48. Kimble Says:

    Remember a few SMods back when Kevin and Scott were talking about naming a kid Adolf in an attempt to take the name back. Well, check out this news story.

    From MSNBC News:

    HOLLAND TOWNSHIP, N.J. - Three New Jersey siblings whose names have Nazi connotations have been placed in the custody of the state, police said Wednesday.

    Holland Township Police Sgt. John Harris said workers from the state Division of Youth and Family Services removed 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell and his younger sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell, from their home Tuesday.

    Harris said family services did not tell police the reason the children were removed. Agency spokeswoman Kate Bernyk said it does not comment on specific cases.

    The children and their parents, Heath and Deborah Campbell, received attention last month when a supermarket bakery refused to put Adolf Hitler Campbell’s name on a birthday cake.

  49. theotherbilly Says:

    I guess this thing won’t let me post pictures directly on the page.

    At any rate here’s a link to a pic I made of Scott in Vietnam.

  50. richard Says:

    Stoned Kevin Smith laugh is a lot different from un-Stoned Kevin Smith laugh. Both laughs: great. This was like a all new mellow yellow level of stoned though. Good stuff.

  51. Neimo Says:

    SModKush.

  52. Peter Says:

    smodcast 71 is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. Kev’s impersonation of the church hymn nearly made me suffocate.

  53. Alex D. Says:

    does anyone know what smod is walt talking about him buying star wars figures,the taking other ones back, and eventually he found out he was on some list at toys r us? that would be great if some one did,thanks

  54. shuelerbub Says:

    kev’s smoked so much he now has the stoner laugh

  55. theotherbilly Says:

    Alex D.

    I think you’re looking for SModcast 50.

  56. Alex D. Says:

    thanks theotherbilly

  57. s.davis Says:

    My 67 year old father loves your movies. Don’t worry about Marty Allen.

  58. vigilantenumber9 Says:

    follow up to the hitler story.

    http://www.parentdish.com/2009/01/14/adolf-hitler-campbell-removed-from-parents-home/

  59. scooter Says:

    is scott doing his second tour?

  60. wraith Says:

    Anybody else notice that Kevin laughs differently when high? Very McFly-esque. ;-)

  61. ritzcrackersmacker Says:

    they are so baked and getting baked throughout that smodcast hahaha, me too!

  62. doitdoug2001 Says:

    I thought Smith sounds like Rogen when he laughs while high.

  63. Ryan Says:

    After you mentioned snakes on a plane, I thought about how when that movie came out, we went and bought rubber snakes and threw the snakes at the screen every time a snake attack occurred. Some guy behind us flipped us off and Threatened to kick our asses.

  64. mike Says:

    I LOVE SMODCAST BUT CAN YOU COMPRESS THE FILES A TAD? 60 mgs?

    I can do it for you if you like.

    Thanks for the show.

  65. Matze Says:

    Awesome smodcast as always. Anyone else though get very very slow downloads (10k) compared to the usual (600k+)?

    Hey Mike, I figure they cant.
    First off compressing MP3 files wont work too well. Second and more important, compressed MP3 files can’t be (easily) streamed.
    and your offer to do it for them is really ridiculous. Uncompressed 60mb mp3 are too much for you, yet you would be willing to receive this 60mb mp3 file, compress it and upload the 55mb zip (with the compressed mp3) back again. I hope you realise that :)

  66. Cucumber Jones Says:

    I like Bryan Johnson but I miss Walt. I miss Mosier too but just Kevin and Bryan is missing a little something: a cackle coming from one of the more entertaining guys I’ve ever listened to.

    Slow download? Not really. Took about 10 seconds.

    And I think Mike may have a problem with 60MB for the same reason I do: I’m running out of room on my iPod. But I like to keep all of the SMods on demand so I don’t want to take them off, even temporarily. I’m not going to complain about the size though; I get that having an hour long MP3 will translate to 60MB.

  67. Ken Says:

    Marty Allen’s Social Security number can be seen in the photo on his wikipedia page.

  68. khukhiufds Says:

    arrrrrgh where 73!

  69. SteveO Says:

    Wish you’d used The Jam’s original version of Town Called Malice. One of my favourite bands ever!

    Other than that, no complaints. Keep up the awesome work.

  70. uncle t-bag Says:

    WOW, SMODCAST HAS NEVER DOWNLOADED SO SLOWLY BEFORE~~ WHATS THE DEALIO>>>>

  71. Alex D. Says:

    no new smod guys, kevin and ken always say by 12 if there will be 1

  72. Podcast Zeitgeist, Jan. 19 « Palafo Says:

    [...] Smodcast: Smod Bless Us Everyone (70), Way of the Master (71), Hello Dere! (72). So, now that their movie has tanked, the director Kevin Smith and producer Scott Mosier are suddenly back with several episodes of this explicit humor podcast. In the first one they riff on Christmas and how people have trouble remembering their movies. “Making moves only seen in Belize.” In “Way of the Master,” they discuss the sexual possibilities and risks of staying abroad in youth hostels. The title refers to Kirk Cameron’s Christian evangelical Web site, “The Way of the Master,” which has a test of how good a person you are. Kevin and Scott take the test, and the discussion gets mighty dark. They also brainstorm a science fiction, the “slaptrack,” in which everyone has the godlike power — once — to banish another person from this reality. And it’s pretty weird. For the most recent, third episode, Mosier is traveling in Vietnam, so Smith is joined by another pal, and they spend a lot of time ragging on a third friend who isn’t there and talking about breasts. As always, I enjoy the background soundtrack that is added post-production. I skipped two earlier episodes that were basically the DVD discussion tracks for the film, which I haven’t seen yet. Running times: 52 minutes to 1 hour, 5 minutes; released Dec. 24, Jan. 9 and Jan. 16. [...]

  73. Justin Says:

    “…my dad said I can’t give you a ride home.” XD Awesome!

  74. January was a Month of Adjusting | eric brochu | haiku factory Says:

    [...] hell of a lot better than I expected). But she’s in the spare room sewing and listening to Kevin Smith’s podcast at the moment, so I thought I’d give my as-promised report on how the thesis is [...]

  75. Caleb Says:

    Is anyone else having a problem downloading this episode? For some reason this particular one just won’t. Does anyone have any information on what to do? By the way, I download SModcast from Itunes.

Leave a Reply

Quick Stop Entertaiment (RSS)