SModcast 80
SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 80: R.I.P. -
In which the future dies.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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March 16th, 2009 at 12:24 am
Hmmm…interesting title…
March 16th, 2009 at 12:25 am
Yes! this is the first time i have stayed up to listen to a smod.
March 16th, 2009 at 12:25 am
FUCK YES
March 16th, 2009 at 12:26 am
thanks
March 16th, 2009 at 12:26 am
YEEEEEE!!!! new SMod!!!
March 16th, 2009 at 12:27 am
This is one of those titles that scares the shit out of me. Hope it doesn’t mean the future of the Smod.
March 16th, 2009 at 12:33 am
Not sure who writes the little blurbs but they’re always amazing at getting me interested, than providing a laugh when I realize what it refers to. Thanks for the awesome.
March 16th, 2009 at 12:33 am
hooray for smod! i hope the foreboding title is not as ominous as it sounds!
March 16th, 2009 at 12:36 am
Yay! This will hopefully make up for a shitty weekend.
Cheers.
March 16th, 2009 at 12:47 am
I concur with mark.. If this means the death of smod.. It may mean the death of Gillian.. or at least my sanity.
March 16th, 2009 at 12:48 am
long live Smodcast
March 16th, 2009 at 12:49 am
Yippie… new SMOD!!!
~Dan
March 16th, 2009 at 12:51 am
SMOD for everyone!
March 16th, 2009 at 12:55 am
Aw. RIP, Mosier’s sperm.
March 16th, 2009 at 12:58 am
Yeah bitch!
March 16th, 2009 at 1:01 am
HA. I knew there was a reason I stayed up.
March 16th, 2009 at 1:04 am
if smod is over i will off myself
March 16th, 2009 at 1:06 am
Too bad Kevin doesn’t read these comments. Then he would know how much like Christmas morning it is for people to come to quickstop and find a new Smod! Yay!
March 16th, 2009 at 1:06 am
Yay
March 16th, 2009 at 1:08 am
Greatest way to end the week, with a smodcast. I fearing the title/description could mean the death of Future Scott.
March 16th, 2009 at 1:14 am
After a horrible weekend you have officially cheered me up mister smith and mosier, i tip my hat to you sirs
March 16th, 2009 at 1:26 am
Another one on schedule again. Nice.
March 16th, 2009 at 1:48 am
great smod great end song
March 16th, 2009 at 1:51 am
Oh, one of those titles thats cares me.
Smod is my weekly Christmas.
March 16th, 2009 at 1:58 am
New Smod!!! it better not be the last one! R.I.P.???
March 16th, 2009 at 2:03 am
My balls hurt just hearing this smod!
March 16th, 2009 at 2:13 am
Thanks Scott, you sold me. I don’t want kids either. Did you ever know you’re my hero.
March 16th, 2009 at 2:14 am
Cool a new smod, its 6.11 am in the uk going to sit in bed listerning to this before uni and my stupid maths test.
By the way anyone want to see Michael Jackson I have 4 for the 30th august, if anybody wants to try and get them click on my name and leave a comment on the latest post.
Happy bidding!
March 16th, 2009 at 5:17 am
the genies name was babu i think and great smod
March 16th, 2009 at 5:27 am
ARGH 3.2kb a second… 5hrs! quickstop… get better hosting!!!!
March 16th, 2009 at 6:33 am
Havent listened yet…because I cant wait…just because I know, judging by the titles, there will be no shortage of Mo’s characters…
March 16th, 2009 at 7:27 am
372 kb/s. SWEET. Less than 5 mins and now off I go to listen to SMod. Thank you Mssrs. Smith and Mos.
March 16th, 2009 at 7:31 am
I never really have a prob getting the SMods. It may be your connection. I’m at about 3 minutes for each episode at 260 KB/sec. The hosting is fine as far as I’m concerned. Great way to end a night shift! Every monday morn I can find comfort in the fact that I will have something hilarious to lull me to sleep!
March 16th, 2009 at 9:38 am
Mr. Moiser is a mans man. Doing that so his wife doesn’t have to go through the ordeal is commendable.
March 16th, 2009 at 9:42 am
Great stuff! The “wrap your balls in ham” part had me laughing so hard I spat tea all over my keyboard!
March 16th, 2009 at 9:42 am
I’m gonna be a j.o. Quickstop E. has no problems w/ your download time. Only took me :45 secs. to download, get “rich man’s” internet, a better computer, or stop looking at cyber porn and stop complaining every week about the time it took you.
March 16th, 2009 at 10:57 am
Thank god, they are funny again! That’s it, if I stop being funny I’m getting a vasectomy!
March 16th, 2009 at 10:59 am
ohhh
no bad news thats good
nice job Mosier
March 16th, 2009 at 11:11 am
There needs to be a Smodcast soundtrack listing. All of these songs are freaking awesome.
March 16th, 2009 at 11:27 am
So we’ll have “MOSIER BALL WATCH” in the next episodes, right?
March 16th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
My first SModcast. Damn, that’s some rude shit! “you’ve been eating asparagus, get outta here!”
Scott, feel for ya man, been there. I had my two kids and was like “That’s enough! Time for the snip!” It was like being racked constantly for a week. Kinda sucked!
March 16th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
i just have to say in response to your todays topic. I had a vasectomy after my second son was born and like you i like to be funny. However remember people, that when a doctor has a sharp knife close to your nuts, it maynot be the best time to make him laugh. I was sitting there, on the doctors table, as he was doing his thing, and all i said to him was, “wow doesn’t this give new meaning to the word blue balls”, and the fuck zigged when he should of zagged. I now have a nice long scar on my nut. So kiddies when your getting your vasectomy, keep your fuckin lips closed until he is done.
March 16th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Here is a story in which the Brown Recluse SPider actually helps someone walk again! THought you might be interested
http://news.aol.com/health/article/paraplegic-man-spider-bite/383836
March 16th, 2009 at 12:51 pm
F yah new Smod!!!
March 16th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
I’ve been a fan and a loyal listener from the very first Smodcas and holy christ, when I read the title, I really thought that it was something about Mosier, more specifically that he was GOING TO GET A KID! Now I’m both relieved and horrified. Thank god it was the other way around.
March 16th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
I believe the end of the future is when all 15 yr old boys find out they can have the big “V” then they can go around banging anyone they want without having to worry about child support. There will be no sperm to make future people….lol
March 16th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Now Moiser can leave it in his wife. That’s beautiful, man.
March 16th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Wait a minute. Isn’t Scott’s wife 45 years old? Was there really that much of a threat that she was going to get pregnant? The ability to naturally conceive at that age is really low, like almost impossible. In fact the cutoff for using one’s own eggs in IVF programs is usually 45 or UNDER, because the eggs aren’t considered “fresh” enough to be viable for conception any longer.
Alex’s OB-GYN must think she’s unbelievably fertile for her age if she suggested this.
March 16th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Woo ha, the title had me scared that Smodcast was done. Thankings as always Kev and Mosier.
March 16th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Just so people know; The genie was Babu, from the animated version of “I dream of Jeanie,” and I hope Scott’s balls are feeling better.
March 16th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
I have to say that “The Weenie Hungry Genie” would have made for quality programming.
On an unrelated note, I know Kev doesn’t read this and it’s none of my business, but I’m pretty sure he hasn’t been high these last couple smods. Evidence would be the adherence to one topic for over an hour. Do you have any idea how hard it is to talk about the same topic for an hour when you’re stoned?
March 16th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
well, I hope someday Mosier adopts a kid. A guy who provides so much confidence (as a good producer) as peace seems to be the perfect candidate for a father.
Cheers guys, thanks for posting smods.
Santiago.
March 16th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Awesome! We finally get TMI about Mosier’s bits instead of just Kevin’s.
I dated a guy who got a vasectomy at 24. The doctor didn’t ask him any questions, he just did it. A girl couldn’t go in and get herself sterilized without a million questions! Guys have it so easy!
March 16th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Yo guys, the Genie is surprisingly from I Dream of Genie cartoon in ‘74. Pulled it from here-http://www.tvparty.com/sat74.html
March 16th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
PUT UP THE SOUNDTRACK LISTING, (meekly) please
March 17th, 2009 at 2:22 am
That’s weird, I thought the gay genie was named Shaq.
March 17th, 2009 at 7:21 am
its come at a good time. I need something that’ll make me laugh and think. thank you gents.
(loads smod on ipod and takes dog for a long walk)
March 17th, 2009 at 8:24 am
Yapple Dapple! - the genie’s name was BABU.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKvFe8c5btE
March 17th, 2009 at 8:26 am
I had a vasectomy 7 years ago, and you brought back all the wonderful memories. Thanks fuckers.
March 17th, 2009 at 9:04 am
I haven’t listened to all of this yet, but I hope the doc told Mos that you’re still fertile for about 30 days after the vasectomy. Keep it wrapped another month, my friend.
March 17th, 2009 at 11:53 am
Wow. Thank you. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. One of the best Smods yet.
March 17th, 2009 at 2:56 pm
Hey guys why can I only download the first 20 minutes of the smod?
March 17th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Forget it- was able to get the whole thing once I cleared my cache/temp files.
March 17th, 2009 at 7:49 pm
“a healthy dose of windex”
PUAHAHAHAHA
March 17th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
congratulations on being able to thoroughly discuss such an “unblended” subject for at least sixty minutes.
March 17th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
This is by far the funniest smod in a long long time. I laughed continuously for at least 15 minutes at one point in the smod. Great job kev and mos
March 18th, 2009 at 6:41 am
I don’t have access to the View Askew board, so can someone here post a note for Kevin?
After his rants about the Brown Recluse Spider, this story might lift his spirits a bit.
http://www.mantecabulletin.com/news/article/2117/
“A man who was wheelchair bound due to a motorcycle accident twenty years ago gained the ability to walk again after being bitten by a recluse spider. ‘I can’t wait to start dancing,’ he said as he looks forward to a full recovery after experiencing what some call a ‘true miracle.’”
March 18th, 2009 at 6:57 am
“…why do I gotta do everything?!” Haha, great SMod! XD
March 18th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
man, i know its in my head but because of the conversation, everytime i hear kevin light a cigarette, it sounds like a set of scissors.
March 18th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
hey Deschain.
you sure thats was a cig? most likely a joint. sounds like he’s been smokin reefer the last few smods instead of cigarettes. i even caught moiser holden his breath in the last one, like he took a hit himself. dunno. maybe
March 18th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
To Deschain: Well, that wouldn’t be a cig he’s lighting, it’d be a joint/pipe. He said he quit cigs a few smods back, and you can tell he’s a bit high towards the end.
Great smodcast though! And awesome appearance on the /Film podcast discussing Watchmen.
March 18th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
“Yo guys, the Genie is surprisingly from I Dream of Genie cartoon in ‘74. Pulled it from here-http://www.tvparty.com/sat74.html”
Does anyone remember the cartoon that started with a British Colonel spinning a globe then jabbing his finger at it and saying “Here! India!” as he introduced the story in the cartoon?
I think it was a Jay Ward cartoon that was on with Mr. Peabody.
March 19th, 2009 at 12:56 am
I get lightheaded when scott talks about getting a shot in the nuts
March 19th, 2009 at 2:19 am
I think it is a good thing that mos will not be able to reproduce a child. He freed us form having more leftist lunatics in this country. Thank you mos so we dont have more morons in this country. Thank you.
March 19th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
hahaha chris you’re retarded.
also, mos, i bet you’d make a better dad than my dad T_T
March 19th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
great smod anyone know the name of the
rap songs that were played underneath the show?
March 19th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
haha Nixon knows his shit. i think you are right, sir. i also thought i caught moiser taking a puff too
-bong
March 20th, 2009 at 6:39 am
The answer to the man and the globe is the World of Commander McBragg, I remember watching it on the Underdog Show. I think it may have been on with Tennessee Tuxedo as well.
Definitely sparking something repeatedly with the lighter hehehe…
March 20th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
[...] familiar with the bantering of Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier, get comfortable with their weekly Smodcast, free over at itunes. These guys shoot the shat for an hour or so about unimportant nonsense, and [...]
March 20th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
The best smod ever? Perhaps… and my V fucking hurt like hell… very similar to getting kicked in the nuts. i also was awake just enough to see the smoke billow up from the cauterizing… nice… keep up the great work guys!
March 20th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Out of 80 SModcasts, this had to be Top 5. Easily. Hilarious, interesting, informative, and full of surprises. Definitely one of Scott Mosiers best{other than The (c)Rapture}.
March 21st, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Why is #80 not showing up in the RSS feed?
March 21st, 2009 at 5:09 pm
goody goody new smodcast
March 21st, 2009 at 6:42 pm
This isn´t the last podcast is it? I LOVE SModcast but wont listen to this until sometime this week. But I need an answer before that. Someone tell me this isn´t the last SModcast?
March 21st, 2009 at 11:34 pm
Pretty sure that the World of Commander McBragg was actually one of those interludes that played between portions of the Rocky & Bullwinkle show. Often they were set-up by Bullwinkle doing magic and saying “Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat! Nothing up my sleeve! Presto!!!” and pulling a roaring lion or whatnot out instead. Then, Rocky would say “And now, something we hope you really like!!!”
Fractured Fairy Tales and The Adventures of Peabody & Sherman were 2 other selections that would regularly show up.
March 22nd, 2009 at 12:09 am
Great smodcast this week. Mosier’s attitude is typically measured even as he discusses something that would have most men freaking out. The interplay between the animated Smith and laid-back Mosier is at it’s finest here. Great work guys, keep it up.
March 23rd, 2009 at 12:17 am
I’m curious, do you think during production of the flick we will get a SMod with Bruce Willis? Because the alternative would be Mosier and friends, which sounds unlikely.
I was really hoping for one with Rogen, but the SModfast was in full force.
March 23rd, 2009 at 1:02 am
well bob barker would be proud, help control the producer population have your mosier spayed or neutered
March 23rd, 2009 at 1:46 am
around this time evryweek all i can do is just check back and wait for a new smod
March 23rd, 2009 at 3:19 am
alright smod board. I need help. I’m super interested in this guy ( we met at a kevin smith fest at the bloor in toronto) and he can’t seem to grow a pair to make a move. He clearly likes me ( 4 different friends had to confirm it for me previous to him making a move) and he still won’t make a move.
What should I do? I don’t think i’ve met a guy like this in a long, long time and I can see myself with him for just as long of a time.
Should I make the first move? Should I wait (pointlessly, he may never grow a pair) If so, how should I go about making the first move? I’ve only ever one in my life and that was holding hands.. in level 2. Is it a kiss now or a look or a hand grab or what?!
March 23rd, 2009 at 3:30 am
Lost: I’d say just make the first move. be brave. if he’s interested, I’m sure it won’t blow up in your face. I’d want the girl to make the move if I were too scared and she was interested in me
March 23rd, 2009 at 3:34 am
stephen: what the fuck is a “first move” in todays society for a 20 something year old? I don’t want to be too forward or way too subtle.
March 23rd, 2009 at 3:36 am
@Lost -
Holding hands is a schoolyard classic, but it might be the push he needs.
Guys hold back for lots of different reasons, but it’s been my experience that insecurity is one of the biggest — if not THE biggest — reasons for it.
Without knowing more, I’d say he just needs to know that his “moves” won’t be rejected, and might come out from the safety of his shell if you let him know it’s safe to do so.
March 23rd, 2009 at 4:01 am
Lost, just invite him over to watch a few of Smith’s movies at your house, and while watching them, kind of snuggle up with him. If he’s interested, he’ll get the message, and completely seize the opportunity.
March 23rd, 2009 at 4:16 am
first move - wait for a pause in the conversation. silence builds sexual tension. hold eye contact for a few seconds longer than normal. move in close but not all the way. see what happens.
March 23rd, 2009 at 4:42 am
So, I’m guessing no new SMod tonight?
March 23rd, 2009 at 6:04 am
New SMod this week
March 23rd, 2009 at 6:56 am
Lost
Ah, young love…
Physical contact is the best way to get your point across. He will sense through the body language that you exhibit what your intentions are.
Make an excuse to touch him. Say something like, “Oh I love your hair”. Then reach up and run your fingers through it. Or say, “Wow, my hands are cold”, then reach for his hand to show him. If he pulls away tell him your hands aren’t warm enough yet.
If you want to kiss him just wait until there’s a pause between talking then turn to him and say, “You were thinking about kissing me weren’t you”. If he says, “No”. Then say, “Why not, I’d let you”.
Unless he’s gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that) he’ll get the idea. Hell, by that point his boner will probably be gasping for freedom.
I know when I was that age I got rock hard just by getting close enough to smell a chicks perfume.
Yes, all this will seem alien and weird, but that’s the love life of a 20 something y.o, in the end you’ll forget all about it.
Jordan
No SMod tonight, maybe tomorrow.
March 23rd, 2009 at 7:22 am
Kevin put this up on the board:”No SMod tonight. Probably tomorrow night instead.”
So check back later today.
March 23rd, 2009 at 11:30 am
Aww, I was looking forward to listening to it on the drive to work since this is the last week I have to drive 45 miles each way. Well… tomorrow i guess.
March 23rd, 2009 at 4:54 pm
This is the second funniest Smod ever! I was screaming in tears I laughed so hard.
March 23rd, 2009 at 5:31 pm
TAKE MY BABIES!!!!
March 23rd, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Ah, thanks “theotherbilly” & “Azrael666.”
I will definitely be checking back tonight.
March 23rd, 2009 at 6:37 pm
where is the new smod.
March 23rd, 2009 at 7:54 pm
i LOVE your freakin’ show!!! and i love you guys!!!
March 24th, 2009 at 1:47 am
Kevin-
“Sorry - no new SMod ’til next week. Time just got away from us.
We’ll be back on Sunday night with SModcast 81.”
March 24th, 2009 at 1:52 am
Jordan
I wouldn’t worry about checkin’ back here tonight afterall
March 24th, 2009 at 2:32 am
I will patiently await a new Smod, but what happened with Lost? Did she make her move?
Inquiring minds want to know!
March 24th, 2009 at 2:32 am
“Sorry - no new SMod ’til next week. Time just got away from us.
We’ll be back on Sunday night with SModcast 81.”
FFFUUUUUU –
March 25th, 2009 at 12:44 am
“Time just got away from us.” Translation, too much NHL ‘09.
March 25th, 2009 at 7:52 am
Jau Poon awaits patiently while he wishes there is another incarnation of animated Clerks (*cough cough* direct to DVD *cough cough*)
March 25th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
HEY KEV, YOU CAN CHEMICAL CASTRATION SOMEBODY BY TAKIN A SINGLE PILL EVERYDAY! IT BASICALLY JUST STOPS YA FROM GETTIN A BONER, YOU CAN STILL PRODUCE THE GOODS! I NO CUZ I WORKED WITH SOMEBODY WHO USED 2 HAVE 2 TAKE IT.
March 26th, 2009 at 2:46 am
The itunes feed of smodcasts #76-80 just all refreshed for me, and the sponsor message that went at the beginning has been removed from all of them. What happened?
March 26th, 2009 at 3:49 am
OCP doesn’t want to advertise on SMod anymore? Or did they go belly under and can’t advertise?
March 26th, 2009 at 11:15 am
Noooooooo! Whhhhhyyyyyyy!
March 26th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
Where’s the new Smod? Its been a week and a half and my withdrawl is kicking in.
March 27th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
what smod does Mos do his Paris Hilton Impression?
March 27th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
A4eyedork: Kodachrome # 58
DAD!!!!
March 28th, 2009 at 3:07 am
Hey hey, you can never have too much NHL 09.
March 28th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
you guys are the fuccin coolest, you have a sense of humor that reflects my own and this is great shit Jay and Silent Bob is the greatest comedy duo i have been watchin you guys since i was really little.
March 29th, 2009 at 12:54 am
When do we get the next SMOD?
March 29th, 2009 at 10:42 am
I really think this is the funniest Smodcast. EVER!!!
March 29th, 2009 at 10:43 am
I only just discovered Smod, and now I’m downloading all of them.
This things are hilarious and essential listening. Keep up the great work !!
PS. Can you get Mark Hammil, Bruce Campbell or Mews as a co-host one day when Mojier goes awol.
March 29th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Good riddance, OCP.
March 29th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
smodfan47-
I attempted to make the move, but the boy (I’m referring him to that instead of man because its politer than pussy) had every excuse in the book not to come over. He is very, very hot and cold with signals and its pissing me off. Why can’t you men (and boys) just be straightforward!?
An example of a good signal-
I had a commercial shoot (I help out with them at the bloor theater in Toronto) and we needed extras. Without even asking him, he offered to come. Now the call time was 130 am on a Sunday, and he had been awake and working since 6 am on the Saturday. He still came. We only needed the extras for the first two hours, so he could have gone home at 330, which was around the time he was falling asleep. He didn’t. He stayed until 830 in the fucking morning. Falling asleep the whole time, but nevertheless.
An example of a bad signal-
He wouldn’t get off his ass to come down to my place to watch a movie. (In toronto we have this transit system called the TTC, its about 2 bucks to get on, and takes about 15 minutes from once he gets on until my place.) His excuse was that he was broke.
So instead of trying the normal peoples approach, I think I’m going to try out playing games. Nothing huge, just not talking to him for a couple of days. A bit of a freeze out.
Heres hoping that it works and a new smod gets up tonight.
March 29th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Lost-
“Why can’t you men (and boys) just be straightforward!?”
Why can’t women and girls be more straightforward?
This is the modern age so men should not be expected to always make the move. And inviting a guy over is NOT a move.
March 29th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Guys, seriously, all right? If you want to give each other dating advice, don’t. That’s how all these stigmas get started.
And I’m not one to complain about new SMODs, but come AWWWWWWN, I got a long drive coming up this week and nothing to listen to.
March 29th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
bacon-n-beer-
I cant really make any moves without him being around though. Its not like I can stalk him, find out exactly where he lives and come knocking on the door.
And I meant straight forward with his signals.
March 29th, 2009 at 7:35 pm
@lost
Tell him you can pay his ttc fee because you really want to see him because you enjoy hanging out with him. For the love of god don’t play games because guys hate that. He will have no interest if u are playing games. You sound like u are not being straightforward with him. Tell him your thoughts and stop blaming it on his “mixed signals”
March 29th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
whens the next one coming???
March 29th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
What up fellow smodders!
So I just got stoned and dvd on demanded, zack and miri…. And idk what the fuck happened in the theatres, this movie is both brilliant and hiliarious… Another kev classic…. Oh and fuck yes jimmy norton….
March 29th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Number 81!
March 29th, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Did any one else catch the simpson tonite…. And when lisa pulled out the “SB” key chain, hope for a little “Silent Bob” nod? I know I did…. Boooooong!
March 29th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
new smod tonight?
March 29th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
We all are waiting for 81
March 29th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Lost
From what you’re saying it sounds like the guy is either a flake or just not into you in the relationship sense.
If he’s a flake the best advice I could give would be ,”good luck with that”.
I’ve had several girlfriends relate to me tales of flakes they’ve been with in the past and it never ended well.
In the event he’s not attracted to you (especially since you indicated that he’s all hot and all) he might have a larger pool of chicks to choose from than the average guy. If this is the case then a guy will tend to keep girls like you on hold, kinda like a pot of beans simmering on the back burner. In the meantime he’ll eat his steak, but just in case the steak runs out he’ll have those beans for emergencies…
It also seems like you’re crushing on him pretty hard. This can lead to an unrealistic view of what’s going on. It’s hard to cope rationally in a situation like this.
Honestly, if you told the dude that you wanted him to come over to your place to watch a movie and he made excuses not to…I’d say fuck it and move on. He might be cute and all, but you asking him to join you in a private setting like that…shit, to most guys that’s like flashing the Bat Signal. Only in this case it’s the Beaver Signal.
I’m going to predict here now that you two will hook up. He’ll eventually come over and screw you, but shortly thereafter he’ll suddenly disappear. Yeah, I know…I’m a prick, but I call ‘em as I see ‘em.
Good Luck
June 11th, 2009 at 10:47 am
I wish more dudes were willing to get snipped. Congrats Mos!
June 11th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
HAH! I dont know if its because im in a good mood, but this is the funniest smodcast ive heard so far! Great job guys!
October 20th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
OMG the part where they go into Hanna Barbara is so awesome. Great job with timing the music up with kevin singing it.
“its always a bunch of teens hanging out with something that shouldn’t talk but does.”
what a beautiful sentiment
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:43 am
Scott sometimes sounds like old gregg sometimes(from the Boosh).
I’m Old Gregg!!!!!