SModcast 83
SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 83: Aquatic Justice -
In which our heroes profile a Legendary Puss-Hole.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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April 19th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
New Smod, sweet.
April 19th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Yes!
April 19th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
Nice
April 19th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
Smodcast
April 19th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Oh, I see where the confusion was. FUCK YEA NEW SMOD
April 19th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Right on.
April 19th, 2009 at 8:39 pm
Gotta love the smod:D
April 19th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Nice, new smod. First to smoke….then to listen.
April 19th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Early SMOD!
April 19th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
By far one of the best moments of the week.
April 19th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Listening now.
*spoilers*
Holy shit Smodcast book? Awesome!
April 19th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
Hell yeah, my favorite time of the week, SMODtime
April 19th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
I knew checking tonight would be agreat fucking idea. time to BLAZE UP THE HERB and enjoy. Thank you Smodcast, you are swell.
April 19th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
hells ya a new SMod that i can listen to on 4/20!!!!!!!
April 19th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
hahaha cant stop laughing
April 19th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
Awesome, I was hoping this would be up. Kevin, Scott, you make know how to start the week off right.
April 19th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
SModcast ATTACK!!!!
April 19th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
alright, i was afraid that i was going to have to wait another week!
April 19th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
this is one of the funniest smods ever, the scarlet shrieker! fucking hilarious
April 19th, 2009 at 10:54 pm
Yay Smodcast!
April 19th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
the one good thing to happen since quitting smoking.
April 19th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
This is awesome, I got in from a hard day’s work and no SMod.
So I wait for a while a bid up some chronic and make a sandwich, still nothing.
So I decide to look at videos of naked people online for a while, and right after I stuff the tissues into the trash I refresh this page and what do I see but a NEW SMOD!!
The moral of the story is that masturbation brings you podcasts. Now it’s time to smoke the bong and eat the sandwich and drink some coffee out on the balcony while I listen. Hoooooooray!
April 19th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
Amazing, had me in tears so many times. One of my favorite smods in a while. Scott was on fire.
April 19th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
watch B.M.E pain olympics its really fucked up
April 19th, 2009 at 11:55 pm
Now the new week can start off the right way!!!
April 20th, 2009 at 12:23 am
Awesome. Thanks for posting this earlier than usual.
April 20th, 2009 at 12:31 am
SCHWING SCHWING!!
April 20th, 2009 at 12:37 am
The size on this one’s smaller than usual(insert your own penis joke here)
April 20th, 2009 at 12:44 am
Congrats on Carnegie, Kev. I first played there in ‘96 and it is an awesome experience.
April 20th, 2009 at 1:01 am
This is out of left field but, “Why do I gotta do everything,” from the R.I.P. episode is my new favorite line.
April 20th, 2009 at 1:43 am
@josh
Oh man I LOVE that one now to, Ive gone back to listen to that part & “you have a vasectomy!”. Somethin about the way Mos says it just gets me, so funny!
April 20th, 2009 at 2:57 am
thanks fellows
April 20th, 2009 at 3:03 am
Nice. I love throwing this podcast on while i’m doing…well…nothing.
Also, 4/20. Quite fitting. *wink wink, nudge nudge*
That joke failed miserably.
http://www.omgcast.net
- A podcast that’ll get you laid. Or, not. You decide.
April 20th, 2009 at 5:50 am
YES!!! Finally Zack and Miri will open in Prague
April 20th, 2009 at 9:03 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcoPxyxpE9A
April 20th, 2009 at 9:51 am
AWESOmE smod.
can’t wait for the book, it’ll be weird reading stuff that’s like a year old in a new book.
April 20th, 2009 at 11:26 am
should be smod-half 2
April 20th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
The Scarlet shrieker is the greatest Smodcast meme ever!
April 20th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
love you guys, but must you cough DIRECTLY into the mic?
April 20th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Nothing better than falling asleep to the soothing voices of Smith and Mos.
Thanks guys!
April 20th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
nice 4/20!
April 20th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
THIRTY EIGHTH.
Woo, Smod. Something to listen to while I work out. If it weren’t for Mr. Mosier working out while listening to Smod would just be weird. I mean, Sir Kevin Smith is such a lethargic dude, if it were just him and another chunker, working out would be the last thing you should do while listening to the Smod.
April 20th, 2009 at 9:42 pm
If someone could post a quick recall of SMods with Nazi topics, dachshund discussions, anything German in nature, it would be much appreciated - if by chance anyone listened to some of the old stuff recently.
Graci
April 21st, 2009 at 12:30 am
Absolutely one of the funniest smods to date. Scarlet Shrieker. Oh my god.
Legit question: was Mosier getting a contact high from Kevin’s mad blazing? Sounded way more giddy than previous episode.
April 21st, 2009 at 11:18 am
Fucking unreal,made me shit myself laughing
April 21st, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Hells yeah, been waiting for this!
April 21st, 2009 at 7:00 pm
“‘Why won’t you let me die, Phantom Dick?!?!!!!’
‘NEVER!!!!!!!!’”
April 22nd, 2009 at 11:40 am
ahhhh..in honor of legandary pussholes i present 2 u ..http://www.legendaryassholes.com/
April 23rd, 2009 at 12:31 am
Does anyone remember which smod Future Scott made is debut?
April 24th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
Hey Zella, it was the Talking Cure part 1, at about 1 hour and 20 minutes.
April 24th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
I love Kevin and Mosier, but continuously listening to them hack up a lung on the microphone is making me DEF!
April 25th, 2009 at 1:25 am
Ok here’s me…
Kevin is so high on this one and so is Mos…. Don’t kid yourself he is, he couldn’t do this with kev with out the weed….
To the dude hating on us calling him, “kev”- go fuck yourself, hater…. Enjoy the show and shut the fuck up
Carnegie hall…. Excellent…. I played there in ‘01… Shit is bright actually… Wanna go… No money… And I live in upstate NY, so I got a better chance than most of you to go…
I wanna play in the hockey tourney- even though I suck
I’m not buying a book, come on kev…. Yeah I said kev
Anyone hear the karate kid muic? “You’re the best-around?’ I dig it
I’m stoned so no more from rochester
April 25th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
That’s about the most worthwhile thing that can be said. Especially now that Kevin is getting high (which is his choice); he’ll speak normal . . . then maybe speak softly or softer . . . then BELT the fuck out into laughter.
Ken, is there some way to get a handle on this sorta thing. Even Kev, whom professes to listen to past Smods **must** have the same issue(s) with this element to the record.
If this is just part of ‘what makes smod ’smad” . . . then I’ll deal with it.
That being said . . . these sound issues are a real problem. Thanks, Ken.
April 25th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
BTW - With so many people listening to this podcast, during their morning commute to work an’ what not; commuter traffic + constantly fiddling w/ the volume knob = bad BAD things.
Maybe even of the litigious nature.
. . . I’m just puttin’ it out there. Thanks, again.
April 25th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
The sound editor should try leaning heavier on the limiting or compression on the final mix of the show - and Kevin should invest the $50 or so to buy a few good METAL pop filters for the microphones. Both of those techniques would make for a much less plosive-filled listening experience, and perhaps save us all from hearing aids. Although if we want to listen to aids, that’s our decision.
April 26th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
god people are whiners
April 26th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
If you lose your dick you become “Robert paulson” from fight club.
April 26th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
oops!! and your Balls
April 26th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
cant wait fer meh new smoddytastical adventure
April 26th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
Such a good smod guys, keep them coming.
And I’m not sure if Kevin or God willing Mos ever reads through these but just incase I think this story would be something they would dig.
http://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/b/new-idea/23524/i-breastfeed-my-dad/
April 26th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Still Aquatic Justice eh? That’s unfortunate. I was looking forward to a new smod.
April 26th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
New SMod Tonight?
April 27th, 2009 at 1:01 am
hope so…
April 27th, 2009 at 1:11 am
awe was hopin for a new one i have court in like 9 hours and this would help me smile a bit
April 27th, 2009 at 1:37 am
Hey I just wanted to say hey I love your show, been listenin a while. ANd Quite frankly I don’t think Moshier should be so worried about his ummms and shit. Idk if he realizes but its no big deal to me listening to it. Hell I can even relate as I do a radio show of my own through blogtalkradio.com And I myself have been the bringer about of a lot of ummmms and hmmmms and shit even dead silence sometimes. Sometimes that inspiration and the words dont just come to you fast enough. Something that I have realized is that there are slow shows, there are fast shows, There are shows where you feel like you were on the level! And then there are shows where you feel it coulda been way better. But if you havent noticed you have an amazingly awesome fan base. And we all think your guys show, movies, hell everything you guys seems to put out has the unique rendition of qaulity that we love. Don’t stop anytime soon guys, you’re awesome
April 27th, 2009 at 1:42 am
oh btw I stopped to look at the above comments. or I should say complaints. Go fuck yourselves man. There hasnt been a single smod that I couldnt bear to listen to. Not a single moment where sound qaulity or any of that jazz has interrupted or perturbed me from being able to enjoy the show. And hell if you want it cleaner then go pay to listen to someone else. Cuz I’m diggin this whole comedy, humor, and insight thing (FOR FREE) business.
April 27th, 2009 at 3:16 am
Kevin on the board
“Sorry. No SMod this weekend. Time got away from us. Next week for sure. “
April 27th, 2009 at 4:13 am
The person whom WHINE about the Smod listeners making suggestions to improve the show or (Heaven for fend) critiques about aspects of the show they find problematic . . . YOU folks are the whiners.
And the whole “go fuck yourself” BS makes you look like a 13 year old whiny bitch. Job well done.
April 27th, 2009 at 4:35 am
hey… I didnīt know that Jason Lee was a scientologist…
damn.
April 27th, 2009 at 6:55 am
What the hell no SMod!
April 27th, 2009 at 10:01 am
I enjoy watching the bell curve of emotions through a week of posts. From the first one, “New Smod, sweet.” To the last, “What the hell no SMod!”
April 27th, 2009 at 10:46 am
SEVENTY FIRST!
I was working out when they got to the Aquaman, and had to stop. If I didn’t, I would have fallen off my treadmill from laughing so hard.
Never in my fucking life had the thought of offering Aquaman some dope occurred me.
April 27th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
YES!! NEW SMOD!
April 27th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
*Peter J*
YOU are the one’s who are whiners!!
April 28th, 2009 at 1:28 am
hey peter j.. way to basically say ‘i know you are but what am i?’
this podcast is purely for kivon smith to catch up with his friend scott mosier. the reason why people tell people like you to stfu is because they understand that and knew it from the beginning.
technical constructive criticism is just fine, obviously. im sure he wants it all to sound crisp and clear and when he has the time to finetune his setup further he will. tell him what to say or not to say or how to present his show.. well, thats just arrogant and disrepectful. i mean, fine, do your whining but dont act like you’re ENTITLED to whatever the fuck you want. listen to the podcast, get a laugh out of it or dont but if you want to go into a detailed ‘oh this sucks, whos with me?’ crappy rant about it, do it on your blog or make a facebook group or something. maybe give us the wuicklink to it. but dont expect to be applauded for trashing something that gives us a little bite sized piece of entertianment.
and might i say, kevins reasonably fresh-faced, optimistic, funny and, best of all, almost completely HATE FREE podcast is something really awesome to me when ive been finding less and less to like about the internet lately. full of haters. love and peace to all
April 28th, 2009 at 1:28 am
This is a flat-out hilarious Smodcast. Belly laughs galore.
It’s a little embarrassing to laugh-out-loud at the gym.
April 28th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
See, I’d love a swine flu episode.
SFodcast, that’d be ace.
April 29th, 2009 at 10:14 am
April 30th, 2009 at 4:48 am
Zack and Miri on BBC yesterday:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8020881.stm
“7. ZAK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO - 157 COMPLAINTS
The film Zac and Miri Make a Porno, starring Seth Rogan and Elizabeth Banks, was advertised by Entertainment Film Distributors on posters on the side of buses.
Many complainants were concerned with the use of the word “porno” in the title, and the fact that the poster could be seen by young children, who may then ask what it meant.
The ASA, however, said the ad did not contain any explicit imagery, and did not in itself breach any rules.
The ASA said: “We did not consider that the ad would cause widespread or serious offence or harm to children.”
Complaints not investigated “
April 30th, 2009 at 7:45 am
Peter - Your vast misunderstanding of the most basic tenets of the English language amuse no one. It’s usually best to check for things like grammar, punctuation and spelling if you’re going to claim something like intellectual superiority.
Otherwise, it makes you look like a douche, much like I do when I reach into corners of my vocabulary that are usually reserved for the purpose of dust-collecting.
I also found this for you: http://tinyurl.com/d2q4bf
April 30th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
How do you e-mail Kevin about smodcast ideas. THey have to read this, i cant tell if its BS or not http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm
May 1st, 2009 at 12:18 am
Kevin Rules!!! “I want my tongue..It’s not going to taste things..This Pussy tastes awesome “
May 1st, 2009 at 8:56 am
Aquaman…um…uh….are you high?
http://www.geddongear.com BEOTCHS
May 1st, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Hi all to the fellow smodders!
I just put the jason mewes ringtone on my phone, where he’s rappin and what not… “Fuck fuck fuck, motha motha fuck, motha motha fuck” and so on….
Its on the crackberry website for those who are interested, if anyone wants to shoot me an email ill try sending it your way also…. But no guarentees it’ll work
Hey, we all do what we can during this swine flu, bail out, recession, smod-fast period of time…
-B-
Brianl1107@hotmail.com
May 1st, 2009 at 1:11 pm
For the love of God, is the world conspiring to ruin “The Wire: Season 3″ for me?! First, with no spoiler warning, Terry Gross, says to Idris Elba, “Your character dies in the second to last episode of season 3 - tell me about…” And now you too, Smod? They sell each other out? WTF…
May 2nd, 2009 at 10:55 am
Well the Wire season 3 did start airing in 2004 so if now, almost 5 years later you are only starting to get spoilers than I would think yourself lucky. I can give you season 4 and 5 spoilers if you want???
May 2nd, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Oh my God. Mosier, that has to be the best thing I’ve heard. I ended up laughing like a maniac on the subway. Ah! *swings*
May 3rd, 2009 at 3:13 am
One of the most funniest smods ever. scott mosier makes me smile!!
May 3rd, 2009 at 6:52 am
http://thelastwordsmith.blogspot.com/2008/09/man-of-tomorrow.html
the man of tomorrow.
blatent pimping plug.
maybe someone will find it interesting.
May 3rd, 2009 at 8:43 am
LOL. Just LOL.
May 3rd, 2009 at 9:32 pm
god DAMN, i could really go for a SMod-fix right about now
May 3rd, 2009 at 9:54 pm
New SMod tonight!
May 3rd, 2009 at 10:16 pm
new SMod… new SMod… new SMod… new SMod… new SMod…
May 3rd, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Kev said a new smod will be up tonight, and that it’s gonna be a trip.
May 5th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
love the smodcast, hate the coughing into the microphone and the levels flactuation. most of us listening have bug earphones in and it’s annoying to have to keep adjust the volume levels.
thanks for making me laugh.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:48 pm
please dont cough into the mic… please.
i miss the old days when you didnt smoke while doing these..