SModcast 98
SModcast is the meandering palaver of a pair of dudes whose voices are so dull, they don’t deserve to be on the radio (and, hence, aren’t). Kevin Smith and Scott Mosier are SModcast.The best thing about SModcast? It don’t cost nothing.
SModcast 98: JMJ -
In which the voiceless finally speak.
[CONTENT WARNING] SModcast features harsh language and even harsher notions of propriety. Listener discretion is advised.
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November 9th, 2009 at 12:46 am
Yay
November 9th, 2009 at 12:48 am
What happened to SModcast #97???
November 9th, 2009 at 12:49 am
Whoa what happened to 97?
November 9th, 2009 at 12:50 am
Sweet!
November 9th, 2009 at 12:51 am
YES.
November 9th, 2009 at 12:53 am
where is smod 97?
November 9th, 2009 at 12:54 am
You guys forgot 97. Or is that like how there isn’t a 13th floor in some buildings?
November 9th, 2009 at 12:55 am
96 to 98? w/e im still fuckin excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 9th, 2009 at 12:57 am
YEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! NEW SMOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Thanks!
November 9th, 2009 at 12:58 am
Where’s 97?
November 9th, 2009 at 12:59 am
98? what happened to 97, lol either way SMod is SMod. glad to have you guys back
November 9th, 2009 at 1:00 am
Spread the word far & wide: SModcast 97 is exclusive to the Chasing Amy Blu-Ray disc, streeting 11/17.Keep an eye out for an online surprise
November 9th, 2009 at 1:12 am
hoorah! and good to hear from you ken!
November 9th, 2009 at 1:33 am
OMG, I’m only 23 minutes in and I’m already pissin’ m’pants with Elmer God
November 9th, 2009 at 2:07 am
FUCKING NICE!!! WHERE HAS THIS BEEN?!?!?
November 9th, 2009 at 2:12 am
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s255/gallery1988sf/get-attachment-1aspx-23.jpg
Amazing!^
Good SMod too guys
November 9th, 2009 at 2:22 am
Has abybody asked what happened to SModcast 97 yet?
Thanks for the info Ken, I guess I now have a reason to upgrade my shit to Blu-Ray.
November 9th, 2009 at 2:28 am
NINETY SEVEN
November 9th, 2009 at 2:29 am
YAY! Super stoked! This one cracked me up! LOVE SMOD!!!! Thanks y’all!
November 9th, 2009 at 2:42 am
Wow what happned to 97? Who knows maybe they banked 2 and ended up putting the one that was supposed to be 98 out first.
November 9th, 2009 at 4:22 am
For Plume the bell tolls, indeed. Go Ken!
November 9th, 2009 at 4:48 am
Welcome to the discussion, Unca Scrooge.
“FEaR and LoaThIng” . . . Like I like it. Merry Quispmas Kev and Scott.
Compulsory oral sex? GENIUS!!!
November 9th, 2009 at 4:58 am
“SModcast 97 is exclusive to the Chasing Amy Blu-Ray disc”
Weak… Me < Blue Ray
November 9th, 2009 at 5:04 am
New SMod - great way to start the working week. Thank you!
November 9th, 2009 at 7:03 am
And about a week after Chasing Amy hits the shops, SModcast 97 will have been ripped from the disk by some fan, and start making its way through the internet. Relax.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:04 am
Oh man! Another week, another GRAND ADVENTURE in possible Nazi talk and Harry Scotter jokes! New SMod = HAPPY BEYOND BELIEF.
November 9th, 2009 at 9:05 am
yay. new smod.
As for the exclusive SMod 97, i’ll wait for someone to make an mp3 available. I’m sure someone will.
I’m boycotting Blu-Ray.
I was the perfect age to jump on the upgrade to DVD(27 now), and started collecting DVD’s. Have 574 titles now.
With all the confusion over the past few decades over BetaMax, VHS, LaserDisk, DVD, HD-DVD, Blu-Ray, miniDVD, and formats for download and computer use, I am tired of it all. I’m sticking with DVD.
The fact that I can’t afford a Blu-ray and HDTV helps maintain the ignorance.
ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!
(It least I’m not declaring “fuck Blu-Ray”, like Kev did about DVD in comparison to Laserdisk. Foot in mouth disease is a motherfucker. We all know there is gonna be another Jersey Chronicles film too. Just a matter of time.)
November 9th, 2009 at 10:32 am
SMod be praised!!!!!
November 9th, 2009 at 10:33 am
Yay! New SMOD…
I’m now bummed even more that I missed the Seattle Benaroya Hall show last month…
~Dan
http://jazzsick.wordpress.com/
November 9th, 2009 at 10:34 am
puh actually being german sucks again..(besides all this nazi stuff going on somewhere in the past)
flying in the chasing amy blue ray via amazon.com will cost more then the fucking disc itself…:(((((
but yay smodcast again!!finally;)
November 9th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Well what are those who dont have blu ray gonna do about smodcast 97????
November 9th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
OMG, CAN I BE PART OF THE CROWD WHO NOTICED THEY SKIPPED A NUMBER!!! AWESOME, I FEEL OBSERVANT.
November 9th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
I can’t download SMODCAST 98.
November 9th, 2009 at 3:30 pm
When he is impersonating god it reminds me of Elmer Fud from Looney Toons!
November 9th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Well, Adam, I’d suggest trying harder.
November 9th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
My god did i love that turtle part. Scott takes the cake again though
“What are you talking about, fucking turtles!?….We aren’t allowing fucking turtles into heaven, they got something to hide.”
i was rooting for ya ken, damn fine to hear ya on the smodcast, despite my diehard allegiance to the snydecast
November 9th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
smod 97 the hidden smod, only listenable once you cross over to vahalla. Grab your cell phones men.
November 9th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
hi kevin
it was funny listening to this SMod as i thought of something this week that made me laugh and since you were on the subject of religion it reminded me of it.
theres the well know catholic saying “in god we trust” well i think to many of your fans its said slightly different.
“in SMod we trust!!!”
somewhere theres a funny painting to be had of that saying, maybe i’ll have a crack at it if i get the chance.
by the way where did my of you painting end up?
i hope you found a good spot for it somewhere.
all the best from the UK…
~bethany annabell nicholass
November 9th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
stop bitching around for smod 97.
get and buy a blue ray player or use the magical device you sit in front of and use it i ll bet you guys that it will be uploaded somewhere in the near future its fucking i net;)
November 9th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
this is fuckin’ awesome!!
November 9th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
Chasing Amy Blu-Ray is Kevin’s way of restating “fuck DVD”.
November 10th, 2009 at 12:27 am
I still won’t buy a blue ray. Some of us don’t have the cash to pay over $25 for a movie. HD is way over rated.
November 10th, 2009 at 1:36 am
When I read that the SModcast 97 is exclusive to Chasing Amy Blu-Ray, I assumed it meant that it’ll be available here when the movie is released…
November 10th, 2009 at 2:07 am
Scott’s God/Elmer Fud sounds like Bill Clinton, baked as fuck. Love it.
November 10th, 2009 at 3:26 am
Can’t seem to listen to it. Something’s effed up. I can’;t stream it or download it.
November 10th, 2009 at 3:54 am
HA! way to go emlyn, obscure reference of the year!
November 10th, 2009 at 8:02 am
For those who say they cannot download the Smod, the latest release of Firefox, 3.5.4, doesn’t work with the RealPlayer plug-in (and Firefox’s position at the moment is “RealPlayer has to fix it). Anyway, it still works through IE or Google Chrome. Hope this might help.
November 10th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
hey guys, just wanted to say thanks for smodcast, it’s helped me in more ways that you might think.
for the past few years i’ve developed debilitating agoraphobia, left hardly able to step out of me house. Last week I needed to take an hour long road trip for work, and was paralyzed with fear. as i got in the car, my ipod jumped to an episode of smodcast (perhaps ironically “the talking cure”) and i got so lost in the conversation you and mos were having, i forgot to get nervous about traveling.
thanks again for doing what you guys do
keep it up
November 10th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Why do you have to buy Chasing Amy to get Smod97, i like downloading it from itunes so I can have them all in place and read the descriptions.
And didn’t they say Smodcast was always going to be free.
November 10th, 2009 at 4:52 pm
one of the best smods in a while. MORE KEN.
November 10th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
97? Maybe it’s leap-smod-year.
Did anyone else hear heavy breathing
for the last 5-7 mins?
November 11th, 2009 at 12:38 am
Boooo for the Chasing Amy bundle. I like having all the Smods on my iPod for road trips and such. It’s your show so I don’t really have a right to complain, but I still don’t like it :-/.
November 11th, 2009 at 6:04 am
Plumey gets some Props.
Very nice.
November 11th, 2009 at 11:50 am
I’m just pleased as punch that Joey finally sat down to do a Smod w/ the boys.
Although, I can’t help but question the logic in using that smod as an advertising gimmick. That is to say, I believe it would have been better served if left unnumbered. Y’all could have called it “Smecret Cast” or “Smod Secret” and taped it to a package of instant popcorn. Might-could’ve been a lot more buzz.
As is, you’ve tipped ppl off and now they’ll be looking to get a copy w/out having to purchase said blu-ray.
I too am holding off on my blu-ray purchases. Pretty soon all media will be accessibly via the web. Tax dollars will provide for every persons access to the web. Same as the roads, street lights and libraries. Besides, having to keep track of dozens (if not hundreds) of discs is a pain for which people have increasingly less tolerance.
BTW Chasing Amy is my favorite film of your Kev & Scott - so I’ll probably being purchasing that blu-ray release, like the fanboy I am.
November 11th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
I, too, am willing to dismiss my hatred of Blu-Ray (and Sony, frankly) in support of Chasing Amy on BR. Some day I might even buy something in a second-hand store to play it on (Sony may not have my money).
November 11th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
“Steve-Dave Says:
November 9th, 2009 at 9:28 pm
this is fuckin’ awesome!!”
>_>
<_<
YOU TELL ‘EM, STEVE-DAVE!!
November 12th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
good smod but the ending must have been the most obvious edit yet of smodcast, and there have been some semo-obvious ones so far.
November 12th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Oh my god. It’s a commentary. It’s not a real Smodcast. It’s a commentary done in the style of a Smodcast. Do you people want all the View Askew commentaries as audio downloads fo free?
November 14th, 2009 at 4:06 am
Re: #97
I’m still hoping one day to have a car with ABS or maybe a CD player (finally got one w/ airbags and can still play cassette tapes, whoo hoo!), I still have VCRs connected to at least 2 of my tvs (the largest of which is 19″ and is made with a big ol’ tube, no flat panel here). Odds of me buying a bluray disc are slim to none, seeing as how I have nothing to watch them on. Hope someone helps out the tech-poor fans.
Of course, if someone wants to fund a tech buying spree for me, you know just to catch me up with the rest of the world or something, I won’t stop them or anything. (What, no takers? Darn.)
Long live SMod.
November 14th, 2009 at 10:40 am
97 is only available on some blu ray disc? That’s bullshit. Why not just call it an exclusive Smodcast. Mind you, it brings the smods back in line with how many are actually on itunes because they split 68 into two parts.
November 14th, 2009 at 11:00 am
yeah- I would like view askew commentaries as free downloads since you asked.
weren’t they s’pose to do that with clerks 2 and zack and miri at one stage? it’s not inconcievable
November 14th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
If memory serves, which it seldom does, there was supposed to be a downloadable audio commentary released when clerks2 was in theaters for hard core fans to listen to if they went second or third times to see the movie. Here is a direct quote from my source, and a link.
“It apparently was the grousing of exhibitors that soured the deal. Theatre owners felt that allowing some viewers to bring in outside devices (especially given that you’re expressly reminded to turn all such devices off before the movie starts) and allowing them to listen to a commentary that might have them laughing at otherwise silent parts of the movie might prove distracting to other viewers. So they balked and said, essentially, no dice. There was some hope that the track might be made available towards the end of the film’s run but we’re nearing the end of the run as is and it doesn’t look like it’ll make it out in time. It’s disappointing news not only that this commentary track didn’t make it out for CLERKS 2 but that theatre owners have put the kibosh on the idea as a whole.
Extra Tidbit: According to Kevin Smith, AMC Theatres was the only chain that supported the idea. So give your business to AMC!”
I hate it that a wrench was thrown in the works, but in a way it makes sense. I absolutely HATE people with cellphones in theaters, and we all know that this would give dumbasses the perfect excuse for phones ringing and conversations being held.
Still, I wouldnt mind being able to download them later on.
As for the Zack and Miri commentary, I wouldn’t expect that any time soon. They made it pretty clear in the “talking cure” SMods that they couldn’t do one without trashtalking the people who screwed them over dealing with the theatrical release.
I enjoy ViewAskew commentaries and wish there were more of them.
For alternate commentaries as well, check out rifftrax.com and http://www.renegadecommentaries.co.uk/index.php
November 14th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
listening to Moj intellectually dismantle KS’s religion is a bit like watching Shaq dunk on sixth graders and proclaim himself the most dominant player in nba history:D On the other hand if u enjoyed it please tune in to my podcast Islam-o-facism fo Everday Folk where this week i destroy my 13 year old cousins new found budhist beliefs!! thereby proving the superiority of islam once again
November 14th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Apparently Disney applied DNR on the bluray transfer, I was really excited to buy Chasing Amy before I read about that.
November 14th, 2009 at 8:31 pm
Too bad SModcast 97 is only on BluRay, just can’t afford those discs and although I would be capable of doing it just for getting that elusive n°97, I’m afraid I’m gonna have to pass on this one. But thanks for posting n°98 on my birthday, it was the best (and only, but that’s besides the subject) gift I could have wished for. Thanks again guys.
November 14th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Ken kinda sounds like Gabe Sapolsky, if anyone has any idea who that is.
November 15th, 2009 at 12:33 am
I was listening on my iPod in the grocery store and started busting out laughing…I would be pissed if the bear DIDN’T maul someone. I like the alternate take on the townsfolk going feral…that was at the check out.
Yes…I probably looked a little crazy…but who gives a rats ass (and why would you…I can’t see that it would be worth much…well except to the rat in question)…Vive le SMod!
November 15th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
@SKETCHINSON
That happens to me all the time, on my hour commute on a train I’m having to stop myself laughing with a big grim on my face, face turning red and an occasional nose snort laugh whilst I’m surrounded by high schoolers, suits and pretty girls.
Yet I keep on listening, every morning.
November 15th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
No 97? I thought Zune fucked up, so I checked this site. Sure enough it wasn’t a glitch. SModcast is free right? So why must we pay full price for a Blu-Ray to hear SMod 97? I’m never going to hear it that way! I just bought all the Kev Smith movies on DVD! I bought Mallrats on DVD just last week! I was watching copies I made from a friends collection… I just spent like $200 buying all the DVD movies and 3 Q&A DVDs already. So that means in order to hear it, I have to spend $200 on a Blu-Ray player and the street price of that Blu-Ray disc?
I don’t care if it’s a commentary, after the Blu-Ray disc hits the street, just post #97. I’m sure half of the people on here would listen to it as is.
“I think the audience would agree…”
November 15th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
smh @ people “HD is over rated” you clearly have never watched a movie in HD.
November 15th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
Anybody know whats up for 99
November 16th, 2009 at 12:42 am
Gretzky chat for 99, guaranteed…..
November 16th, 2009 at 1:13 am
I mean if there is going to be a smodcast
November 16th, 2009 at 1:20 am
Why wasn’t there a smodcast 97?
November 16th, 2009 at 8:19 am
I got all excited thinking, “Ooh - this is 98, I must’ve missed 97. I knew Kevin wouldn’t make us wait this long for a new Smodcast. Now I’ll have 2 to carry me over.” Oh well, no such luck. At least we have one new one. The symptoms of withdrawal were starting to show, and it’s so hard to work when you’re twitchy.
Thanks for the new smodcast!!!!!
November 16th, 2009 at 9:09 am
I don’t mind that SMod97’s on a blu-ray disc. Whether or not I buy it I don’t know. But, I will say that we’ve had 97 SModcasts so far, for free, and if there’s people on here whining because they wont get to hear it because they think the SMod crew are ’selling out’ or making money off their backs or some such shit…well, they’re taking themselves waaaay to seriously. Roll on Smod99 gents. Fuck the nay-sayers and let’s all just move on.
Ken rocked btw.
November 16th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
No worries. I know Smodcast #100 is gonna be super sweet. Maybe there will be a SMANKSGIVING Smod next week. Crohm(!) Gimme a bike, Crohm(!) Get me off this fuckin’ wheel. CROHM!!!
November 16th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Thank the lord your back. I’ve been listening since about SModcast #82 but went back and started from first. Y’all need to do a SModcast with all of y’all in it(Scott, Kevin, Jenn, Bryan, Walt, Malcolm, Jay, and Shikey.) Thanks for taking a time out of your lives to give us some audible enjoyment for the week. Y’all are great and take care…
-fgr
November 16th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Stop fucking your wife and entertain us! Priorities man, priorities!
November 16th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
DanTheMan84 is a total wanker. Shut your pie hole.
November 16th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
Cant wait for 99
November 17th, 2009 at 12:48 am
Hey, my point was just post #97 anyway. For those who want to hear it who cant afford the Blu-Ray disc right now is all.
I wasn’t complaining, If I was Kevin Smith I’d probably do what he’s doing, so I can’t complain too much.
*looks around* Somebody will probably post it somewhere anyway… There are ways to rip audio only from a DVD or Blu-Ray to an editing program
November 17th, 2009 at 2:53 am
i cant afford a blur ray player but id pay 5$ for smod 97
November 17th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
I don’t really understand why people care that they will have to essentially pay for this smodcast, we have recieved many hours of entertainment for free and will hopefully continue to recieve many hours of free entertainment so missing one is not a bad deal.
Also I am pretty sure that smodcast 97 is screen specific to chasing amy so if you were to rip it off the disc it would not make much sense.
November 17th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Everyone can enjoy a blur ray player. Also paying for SMod is like paying for the saving grace of Jesus, it must never be allowed!! So say we all !!!
November 17th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
What’s the song at the start and end of the podcast?
I love the ska/reggae!!
November 17th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
BishopBee:
The song is 10/10 by Paolo Nutini.
November 17th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
Ditto! I love that ska tune at the beginning and end and was hoping the site listed the music from the podcasts.
November 18th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Thanks Alex K, I’m off to buy the album!!