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Week of March 13, 2006

You can take "The Peacemaker," "Deep Impact," and "The Tuxedo." We'll take "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and anything else that didn't suck.

Emilio's 17

Yeah, like he needed all that overpriced crap anyway...

This lawsuit's going to make 'House Party' look like 'House Party Two!'

I told you... don't call me SENIOR!!

Maybe this is all a bad dream too?

Thanks Sharon, but I think I'll wait until this one comes out on DVD (so I can freeze frame of course)

There is absolutely, positively no nepotism in Hollywood. None.

You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.

This band will go down like a lead balloon

Well, Goodbye there Children...

They can't sell the Capitol Records building! What will be left to destroy in the next crappy 'end of the world' movie?

Same old Courtney - still sponging off Kurt

Panic on the streets of Austin

You're a fat, Botox faced, wig-wearing ninny! Oh yeah? Well your band has a dirty H addict as a lead singer!

Black Sabbath, Blondie, Miles Davis, The Sex Pistols, Lynyrd Skynyrd Enter Rock Hall



01 THE BREAK-UP $39.17
$12759/av

02 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND $34.02
$9159/av

03 OVER THE HEDGE $20.65
$5170/avg

04 THE DAVINCI CODE $18.61
$4953/avg

05 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III $4.68
$1756/avg

06 POSEIDON $3.49
$1283/avg

07 RV $3.20
$1469/avg

08 SEE NO EVIL $2.04
$1607/avg

09 AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH $1.36
$17615/avg

10 JUST MY LUCK $855K
$892/avg









CGC Hall of
Shame

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CGC Hall of Shame

By Terrence J. Brady

DECEMBER 2003

Attention K-Mart shoppers!

Christmas season approaches and don't have enough money to buy your loved ones the presents they deserve? Need to find extra sources of cash or figure how to better budget your finances?

Well, look no further, 'cause I have the perfect gift that will help you save thousands of dollars, yet still allow you to obtain mounds of slabbed comic books -- at a fraction of the cost. Sound too good to be true?

Here's the story ... I roll out of bed last Sunday, flop directly onto the couch and power up the tube. Surfing through the land of cable, I stop on one of those infomercials. (Football doesn't start for a few hours, so I got time to kill). Anyhow, here's a nifty product... the Tilia FoodSaver Vac 800.

So, they're showing how their machine works by sealing up leftover fish, strawberries, Spider-Man #3, cauliflower, pickled bee... huh?

Just in time for the
holidays!

Spider-Man, did you say?? Yes, indeed. Here they are -- vacuum-sealing a copy of AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #3 with the FoodSaver Vac 800!! I almost fell off the damn couch in disbelief.

I started thinking .... who needs the CGC when you can vacuum pack your own books in the privacy of your home? Not only does this device store your comics in a 5-layer bag but the vacuum suction is so strong, it can crush an empty can of Coke! Can you do that CGC?

Yes, the Tilia FoodSaver Vac 800. Helps to diminish those expensive CGC slabbing fees PLUS makes six-month-old sushi taste like it was just caught yesterday. Mmmmmmmmm....

Okay. Onto this month's inductees and boy, do we have some serious turkey leftovers for you. First up is my personal favorite of the month....

CGC: Just another mutant

Uncanny X-Men #266 - Mint 9.9
Price: $1120.00
Non-slab price: $20 - $40

Seller states: "This is your chance to own a moment of history. If the rumors of Gambit appearing in X3 are true, this issue could be your retirement fund!"

Retirement fund? Sure, pal. And if ya pull my other leg, it plays "Jingle Bells."

With 39 bids, I watched in disbelief as this book shot through the stratosphere. Besides featuring the 1st appearance of GAMBIT (Aug '90), the second selling point was it being billed a mint 9.9 (just one of two) - with zero 10.0's in existence. A year or five from now, I have a feeling that figure might change, don't you?

Going to back to GAMBIT ... Yes, an X3 flick is slowly starting to generate some buzz but we're looking at 2006 for a release date as other Marvel films take precedence. Will GAMBIT be in X3? Who knows - but even if he is or isn't, the X-universe has hundreds of characters (all with their own first appearances). So, if you want to be on the safe side on that retirement fund, why not buy up EVERY single 1st X-appearance? (But better hurry 'cause ya have less than three years!)

Thanks to James K. (who was the first of several readers) for submitting this X-travagant auction to the hall.

Is the CGC also an incarnation
of hell?

Next Men # 21 - NM/M 9.8
Price: $275.00
Non-slab price: $15 - $25

John Byrne had a brief but healthy success with his Dark Horse series NEXT MEN; 1992 - 1994. Unfortunately, the series went on hiatus (after issue 30) leaving many a disappointed JB fan.

While the series enjoyed a loyal following, these books have never been on anyone's "hot-list" for collectibles that'll make a truck load of money. But then, there's always the exception.

In December '93, NEXT MEN #21 featured the 1st appearance of Mike Mignola's HELLBOY and now, ten years later, it's finally getting the recognition it deserves. How dare dealers sell this comic for cover after a decade? Surely its worth more if we slab it and get a fancy 9.8 grade from the CGC, yes?

Well, some poor soul got duped (or is a really BIG fan of the World's Greatest Paranormal Investigator) but now that a Hollywood feature is coming (4/2/04), many are trying to cash in (once again) on the comics-to-film promise of big returns on their investments.

NEXT MEN #21. It has finally reached the limelight. To get it there, it only took an incarnation from hell, Hollywood and the CGC. (Feel free to insert joke here). Thanks [mate] to Vinne B. of Perth, Australia for submitting.

Can their combined might
conquer the CGC?

JLA/Avengers #2 - Mint 9.9
Price: $61.95
Non-slab price: cover

I know what you're thinking: "Didn't I just see this in the store last month?"

Yes, you did - but not for long. The second issue of this four-parter is quickly selling out as the much anticipated cross-over between two comic giants finally arrives.

I know what you're thinking again: "Didn't they already do this cross-over?"

No - though it sure does seem that way. Allow me to explain ..... Many moons ago, DC & Marvel put out a handful of inter-company x-overs (ex: SUPERMAN vs. SPIDER-MAN). Discussion then arose to pit their two greatest super teams in one book and the legend of JLA vs. AVENGERS was created. Fan-fave George Perez was slated to draw, with Gerry Conway picking up the writing chores.

Jim Shooter (CEO of Marvel at the time) pulled the plug stating he wasn't happy with the way the project was headed and Perez, who had already completed 22 pages, put his pencils away and the project faded into oblivion. Over the next decade, rumors of renewing the project appeared from time to time but nothing materialized. In the meantime, new x-overs appeared. Some were mediocre, at best, and others downright lame.

Perez sketch

During the '90s, we were subjected to the DC vs. MARVEL miniseries (where readers voted for the winners of specific battles) and then, there was "Amalgam Comics." This latest x-over concept featured one-shots where DC & Marvel characters were merged into one; such as LEGION OF GALACTIC GUARDIANS 2099. Later, other one-shots emerged (FANTASTIC FOUR/ SUPERMAN and GREEN LANTERN/ SILVER SURFER - to name two). Sure, it was a novelty but where's JLA/ AVENGERS?? Enter Quesada.

When JQ took over the Marvel reins, he revived the long lost dream. Kurt Busiek and Mark Waid were going to co-write the book with Perez handling the art. Once again corporate nonsense came into play, Waid went to CrossGen Comics, etc., etc. -- but, the deal was eventually sealed. The x-over in the making since Reagan was in office had finally arrived.

Written by Busiek and artwork by Perez, each issue is 48 pages jammed pack with action and retails for 5.95 (US). While there's puh-lenty of copies printed, some may horde this mini-series by the pallet and create a false sense of supply/demand. Don't fall into this trap. DC/Marvel knew this series would be ultra-hot and wouldn't cut back on circulation numbers just so a few speculators can get rich with inflated CCG copies.

If you don't get your hands on the first print at cover price, I'm sure we'll see either a second printing or, at the very least, a trade paperback in the near future. Thanks to Adam J. of Minneapolis, MN for submitting.

Want to know how you can become part of the CGC H.O.S.? Just follow these simple rules: (1) The comic must be Modern Age - 1980 to the present. No Gold or Silver Age books please. (2) The comic must be from an on-line auction house; like eBay. (3) The comic must be CGC graded and fetch a minimum winning bid of 10X Overstreet Guide. Please included your first name and last initial with your city/state (or city/country).

Santa by SEEN

Finally, I want to wish all my readers a safe and joyous holiday season. If you have little ones that you need to buy gifts for this season but not sure what to get, then perhaps you might take a gander at this 2000 article, 'Tis The Season; written by yours truly. As you'll see, comic books are more than just something we can stick in a sealed bag and store away for our "retirement."

See you in the new year and remember .... spread some of that Good-Will-To-Men during this holiday season! Peace.

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