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Week of March 13, 2006

You can take "The Peacemaker," "Deep Impact," and "The Tuxedo." We'll take "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and anything else that didn't suck.

Emilio's 17

Yeah, like he needed all that overpriced crap anyway...

This lawsuit's going to make 'House Party' look like 'House Party Two!'

I told you... don't call me SENIOR!!

Maybe this is all a bad dream too?

Thanks Sharon, but I think I'll wait until this one comes out on DVD (so I can freeze frame of course)

There is absolutely, positively no nepotism in Hollywood. None.

You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.

This band will go down like a lead balloon

Well, Goodbye there Children...

They can't sell the Capitol Records building! What will be left to destroy in the next crappy 'end of the world' movie?

Same old Courtney - still sponging off Kurt

Panic on the streets of Austin

You're a fat, Botox faced, wig-wearing ninny! Oh yeah? Well your band has a dirty H addict as a lead singer!

Black Sabbath, Blondie, Miles Davis, The Sex Pistols, Lynyrd Skynyrd Enter Rock Hall



01 THE BREAK-UP $39.17
$12759/av

02 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND $34.02
$9159/av

03 OVER THE HEDGE $20.65
$5170/avg

04 THE DAVINCI CODE $18.61
$4953/avg

05 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III $4.68
$1756/avg

06 POSEIDON $3.49
$1283/avg

07 RV $3.20
$1469/avg

08 SEE NO EVIL $2.04
$1607/avg

09 AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH $1.36
$17615/avg

10 JUST MY LUCK $855K
$892/avg









CGC Hall of
Shame

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CGC Hall of Shame

By Terrence J. Brady

JULY 2003

Let me dispel the rumors.

Some folks wrote to me, after seeing there wasn't a June column, thinking the CGC had bought me out...offered me a deal in hopes that I would no longer continue with the CGC Hall of Shame. Well, let the truth be heard because no deal would be sweet enough to make me close the Hall. No amount of money. No amount of fame. And besides (hey, CGC) if you really want to win a guy's favor, best to add a complete run of Ditko SPIDER-MANs into the mix or you're just wasting my time (haha).

Seriously, there was no column last month due to events not in my control. First my e-mail forwarding was all screwed up (so if you sent any messages and I didn't respond, you now know why). I also moved into a new home and have been busy buying new furniture, carpeting, painting, etc. Thirdly, my mind just wasn't focused on anything else as my faithful feline friend of 16 years, MAXX, decided it was time to say good-bye.

Another victory for Venom?
Moving onto this month’s inductees....

I’ve had the great pleasure of seeing some real zingers but this one has to be one of my favorites. I received an email a while back on this one and thought I should give it a plug. Back in May, someone auctioned off a CGC 5.5 Amazing Spider-Man #316. No that’s no typo. The seller stated it would be *at least* a 9.4 to 9.6 if not for the PIECE OF SCOTCH TAPE stuck to the cover!

I emailed the seller asking him who put the tape on the book. Was it there before submitting it to the CGC or did it happen while it was in their hands? Never got back a reply but the seller did get a whopping final bid of $5.99 for the comic. Hell, that amount doesn’t even come close to the cost of encapsulating the book!

Just think about it .... not only did the buyer pick himself up a (near flawless) copy of SSM 316 but also one helluva bargain on a CGC holder. I envy this guy -- I really do. Just like I envy poor ol' Parker there (cover) as some alien psychopath beats the bloody bleep out of him.

Is the CGC an alien in disguise?
OK. Let’s to get to some serious bucks.

Sticking with our favorite wall-crawler and his joyless twin from another world... VENOM made his first appearance as a new alien costume for SPIDER-MAN during the mega-series SECRET WARS. This is the first series -- not to be confused with SECRET WARS II -- which, if George Lucas had creative control of, would have made it into a prequel (instead of a sequel) and totally screwed up the original concept.

To the left (click on cover) is a CGC 9.8 NM/MT copy of MARVEL SUPER HEROES SECRET WARS #8. The seller states: "...a true modern gem. The cover inks are perfect. The reds and yellows are bright and vivid. The blacks and greens are dark. The book has no blemishes."

Unfortunately, all comics have one fault or another and this book's handicap was its selling price of $405. For that amount of money, you could have purchased the entire 12-issue series (about $20) plus had plenty left over to buy your own alien costume. (I hear this is what Lucas did. That would certainly explain what's up with those prequels of his.)

CGC vs The Legion

Here’s one for the DC fans....

...aaand not just any ol' copy but a magnificent 10.0 MINT CGC graded copy of LEGION OF SUPER-HEROES #300. Now twenty years old (ugh - I'm feeling my age), this book featured practically every DC artist at the time and is certainly a keepsake be it you're a fan of the LEGION or just of the artists of the early `80s.

This action also included 10 bonus copies which, as the seller states, are guaranteed to be at least 9.8 or better. Hmmm, now where I come from, a guarantee is only as good as what you get in writing and the seller here doesn't offer anything beyond the word "guarantee." What if you sent in those 10 copies and you get, for sake of argument, three copies back at a dreaded 9.7 (gasp!)? Would the seller honor his guarantee by picking up the slabbing fees for these sub-par books? I - don’t - think - so.

Anyhow, let's not split hairs. The happy-go-lucky winner of this auction forked over a measly $308 for this (normally) $1.50 comic, so I’m sure he/she has wads of cash lying about to spend on additional CGC fees.

CGC transforms your cash into
air


Worth $150 ... in MONOPOLY money

Let's wrap this show up with a pair of books that I certainly found myself shaking my head over (and hopefully you will too). Cruising over the eBay scene, I found several auctions for the TRANSFORMERS comics. I personally have had no interest in such books though I’m sure there's a market for them - however - even fans of these books should be able to separate reality from insanity.

The first comic is from the 1984 Marvel mini-series. The CGC 9.8 TRANSFORMERS #1 is the highest graded copy known to the CGC and features white pages. The winning bid was an astounding $250.00 which normally, if you exclude the CGC encasement, would allow you to purchase 250 of these books. Not that anyone would want to own 250 copies of this book but you get the point.

The other TRANSFORMERS comic I've decided to include is actually much newer - but worth about the same.

It is TRANSFORMERS: ARMADA #1 - CGC 10.0 MINT. This holofoil edition, wraparound cover was issued by Dreamewave Productions in July 2002.

Less than one year later, someone over at eBay figured it was about time to auction off this book with the low opening bid of $150. Thankfully, there are some fans of these books out there who are realists and the auction didn't receive a winning bid. I'm sure the book is all nice and shiny, with its fancy foil cover and all, but this book (non-CGC) has trouble landing bids of 99 cents - which is its actual value.

Enjoy the Fourth of July holiday, everyone. I'll be back next month for the "Dog Days of CGC." To submit a comic for consideration in the CGC Hall of Shame, please follow these simple rules: (1) The comic must be Modern Age - 1980 to the present. (2) The comic must be from an on-line auction house; like eBay. (3) The comic must be CGC graded and fetch a minimum winning bid of 10X Overstreet Guide. Please included your first name and last initial with your city/state (or city/country).

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