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Week of March 13, 2006

You can take "The Peacemaker," "Deep Impact," and "The Tuxedo." We'll take "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and anything else that didn't suck.

Emilio's 17

Yeah, like he needed all that overpriced crap anyway...

This lawsuit's going to make 'House Party' look like 'House Party Two!'

I told you... don't call me SENIOR!!

Maybe this is all a bad dream too?

Thanks Sharon, but I think I'll wait until this one comes out on DVD (so I can freeze frame of course)

There is absolutely, positively no nepotism in Hollywood. None.

You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.

This band will go down like a lead balloon

Well, Goodbye there Children...

They can't sell the Capitol Records building! What will be left to destroy in the next crappy 'end of the world' movie?

Same old Courtney - still sponging off Kurt

Panic on the streets of Austin

You're a fat, Botox faced, wig-wearing ninny! Oh yeah? Well your band has a dirty H addict as a lead singer!

Black Sabbath, Blondie, Miles Davis, The Sex Pistols, Lynyrd Skynyrd Enter Rock Hall



01 THE BREAK-UP $39.17
$12759/av

02 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND $34.02
$9159/av

03 OVER THE HEDGE $20.65
$5170/avg

04 THE DAVINCI CODE $18.61
$4953/avg

05 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III $4.68
$1756/avg

06 POSEIDON $3.49
$1283/avg

07 RV $3.20
$1469/avg

08 SEE NO EVIL $2.04
$1607/avg

09 AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH $1.36
$17615/avg

10 JUST MY LUCK $855K
$892/avg









CGC Hall of
Shame

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CGC Hall of Shame

By Terrence J. Brady

SEPTEMBER 2003

Where to begin?

I know. Let's start with a box. Cardboard. Square. Sometimes even rectangular in size. You've seen 'em. There in the back room of the market, neighbor's attic, the alleyway. But wait... there's a NEW box in town. And not just some plain Jane in disguise. Why, this box is a special box. It houses not gems nor gold but a new kind of valuable commodity. Introducing the CGC BOX!

"Official CGC shipping box available to you. Custom-made heavy-duty corrugated board box made to hold CGC comics, made by CGC. Box holds 24 CGC comics. This box will protect your CGC books in your collection. Box holds CGC books upright such that labels (on end) can be seen."

Now, I don't know if this a gag or the real deal (and if it is the latter, God help us) but I could not pass up this opportunity. I especially love the bit about "that labels can be seen." That's right kids. Forget the comic book. After all, its not the comic that sells but.. the CGC label!

This image was located with an auction over at eBay featuring your run-of-the-mill $2.50 CAPTAIN CANUCK 1 ... except this Canadian had an opening bid of one hundred dollars! (No doubt the seller was from Canada). Thanks David D. of Eden Prairie, MN for submitting!

Also this past month .... I found myself mesmerized by the "Great CGC Debate" thread (eBay forums) on who's to blame for the sky-rocketing prices of these minty-fresh slabbed books. CGC? Buyer? Seller? Well, the obvious answer is the buyer (many whom are speculators and not true fans of the genre) but why do they shell out large sums of cash for these slabbed enigmas? Perhaps because they have succumbed to the hype? The hype of making a buck? Allow me two examples.

The first was an ad in Wizard (2002?) promoting the difference (in price) between a non-slab and a slab. "Any questions?" they shout. No guys, its pretty obvious what your point is. The other example was from a recent "news" story about the results CGC enjoyed from their new On-Site Certification service (at Wizard World Chicago). Again, what is the message? Do they talk of how this service benefits the collector? How this service will do away with misgrading? No, the entire article is a plug for some [new] 10.0's they graded and how much $$$ they're fetching.

Hmmmm... any questions? Didn't think so.

OK - time to introduce our nominees into September's HALL OF SHAME.

CGC is
like a bullet in the head

Watchmen #1 - CGC NM 9.8
Price: $310.50
Non-slab price: $2.00

The WATCHMEN MAXI-SERIES by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons. It's not your daddy's comic book. (Click on cover).

Many say the WATCHMEN MAXI-SERIES is a compelling graphic novel that even the most ardent skeptic of comic books would be impressed with. I concur.

Published by DC in Sept. '86, this 1st issue of the 12-issue series depicted the existence of super-heroes in a gritty and grim "realistic" world. While this concept has become hackneyed in today's industry, this series was far from cliché.

The auction: Seller states highest graded copy (9.8). Maybe so but NM is NM now matter how ya slice the damn thing and the whole set in NM sells in the 40-50 range. I just picked up the trade paperback myself for the amazingly low, low price of $12.50. So, as I see it, when compared to my purchase with this auction, not only did I get 11 more issues but I saved myself 1192 quarters! (Which, if it were 1986 again, I would've spent at the arcade playing "Asteroids.") Thanks to Chan H. of Lake, CA.

Is this what CGC thinks of
themselves as?

Supreme Power #1 - CGC MINT 10.0
Price: $266.00
Non-slab price: cover to $10+

Awwwww... don't he look cute? Citchy-citchy coo little guy!

SUPREME POWER is one of those MAX line comics (soon to be EPIC) that’s generated some heat recently. Written by J. Michael Straczynski with art by Gary Frank, this new series is based upon the SQUADRON SUPREME. Some critics say its merely regurgitated material but that's for you to decide. There's a decent interview with JMS regarding this series, if you’re interested. (And, no, I'm not plugging the article because the author and I share the same last name - haha).

Anyhow ... since this book is right off the presses and being toted as "flavor of the month," the actual price for this comic fluctuates. People are getting $10 (maybe more) for this book but just like in April (when baseball season begins), its hasty to be talking stats when 25 players are hitting over .500. Wait until the season gets in full swing and then you'll see those averages level off.

If you read the earlier article mentioned, you'll notice this book as one of those "gem" mints that were graded at Wizard World Chicago - soon to be CGC World. (Hey, they're taking over, I tell ya).

Another of Loki's
deceptions?

Thor Vikings #1 - CGC MINT 10.0
Price: $305.00
Non-slab price: cover (at best)

When I see something like this, I know Loki has a good sense of humor. Only he would conjure up a scheme to eternally thwart his half-brother by encasing him in a plastic shell. A shell that dare not be broken foolish mortal or ye grade (and ye investment) will spiral into the depths of Niflheim. (Long live Loki!)

I won't mention that these last two comics were sold by the same company or that they have an "affiliation" with CGC.

You know, I've always wondered about these companies that sell such comics. We know they're willing to sell (using this auction as an example) a copy of Vikings #1 for $305 but... would they buy one for that amount?? This past month I queried a half dozen "in-bed" retailers that I had a recent issue for sale. This book had sold on eBay for a couple hundred but if unslabbed was worth cover. My question was simple. How much will YOU pay ME for this book? Answer: no response.

Why no response? Did they know I was the writer of this column and afraid I'd publicly criticize them? No. I used an anonymous e-addy.

Were they too busy slabbing their books for exorbitant profits and didn't have time to answer? Perhaps, though I gave them 14 days to reply.

Or... was it they only sell this schlock - but aren't foolish enough to shell out such prices themselves? This answer, I'll have to lean towards. Folks selling slabbed books (at a bazillion times guide) are not concerned with you - the buyer. They're motivation is making the almighty buck and will sell you the Brooklyn Bridge - if it could be slabbed.

My point is ... it's not always the buyer who is at fault (above). While many have paid X times guide for certain books (before CGC came along), I highly doubt anyone was coughing up $800 for a SPAWN. Yes, CGC (and Wizard) did not start the fire. BUT.. they certainly fan the flames!

To submit a comic for consideration in the CGC Hall of Shame, please follow these simple rules: (1) The comic must be Modern Age - 1980 to the present. No Gold or Silver Age books please. (2) The comic must be from an on-line auction house like eBay. (3) The comic must be CGC-graded and fetch a minimum winning bid of 10X Overstreet Guide. Please included your first name and last initial with your city/state (or city/country).

Next month? It's "back-to-school" with the CGC!

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