The Greatest T.V. Show Idea Ever!

[Aaron]

I have just thought of the greatest fuckin t.v. show EVER!
and Im copyrighting it right now
so that all you guys cant steal it!
god damn

GUESS THE CELEBRITY MONKEY!
its fuckin genius
We take a celebrity singer, anybody it doesnt matter
then, we dress em up in a monkey suit so people cant recognise them
we take these monkeys out to the streets and make em sing songs that relate to monkeys
or we can just make em put the word monkey into a song
for example Justin Timberlake "aint nobody love ya like my monkey"
then we see if anyone notices that its him in the suit
and if they do they win a prize
ITS THE BEST FUCKIN IDEA EVER!!
guess the monkey, comin to a t.v. near you!


oh yes
Any comments? suggestions?

[Zens_7s]

There is a problem with the whole idea. If you did put Justin Timberlake in a monkeysuit it would be IMPOSSIBLE to tell the difference between him, all the members of his band, the Backstreet Boys, O'Town, LFO, 98Degrees, ummmm....damn it, can't name anymore scary boy bands.

Then it would allow Justin and the Attack of the Clone Boys to run free in the wild, never held accountable for warping millions of young minds.

[Aaron]

Well it's not a bad thing that nobody could guess who it is
As it would then mean that we dont have to shell out money for a prize.
However releasing pop singers into the wild is a serious problem.
The only way we could stop such a hideous situation is to threaten to imprison them in Neverland with the other animals there.
I dont think anyone would risk that.

[SnowBall]

That would be a great show!

[Aaron]

Yes! My first positive reply.
All I need is 16 million more of you and I can be raking in some of that Jackass money... /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

[Zens_7s]

4 out of 5 former Playboy centerfolds turned dentists agree....American MonkeySuit Idol is The Greatest T.V. Show Idea Ever!

[sirrapalot]

i have an idea on a tv show it could make late night c4.
''the life and times of a lighter''
you place a small camera and tracking device to a lighter and take it on a night out you'll find that it gets up to all sorts of stuff,
the idea came from the fact that you ever go on a night out and get blocked and find that you have lost your lighter and then some time later you come across it hours later lying on the floor wasted coverd in losse tobacoo.
the show would of course be edited as you would have long periods of black darkness as it is sitting in you pocket.
but it sounds like a cool idea

[Gigi]

Aaron you must smoke alot of weed to think this one up! Keep up the good work.

[Dr3vil]

Yes, but once the celebrity and contestant emerge victorious, can we take the opportunity to shoot 'em both in the f-king head? I'd like my TV shows to serve the public good.

God Bless Eugenics.

Edit:Wow, they censor [censored] now. Good, I think that should keep some prepubescents from swarming around here like flies to [censored].

[Aaron]

"you must smoke alot of weed to think this one up!"

You'd think wouldnt you?
Alas no, it all hit me after 8 hours of non-stop mtv.
For some reason the lack of decent programming on that channel these days drove me to lunacy
Go figure...

[Aaron]

"''the life and times of a lighter''"

Why stop there?
Let's follow your sock into the magical world it dissapears to after around 3 washes.
We can track the sock roaming free in its natural environment of Sockland as it grows old, settles down, has children and then goes to that big laundry basket in the sky...
/forums/images/icons/frown.gif excuse me a moment I'm getting a little emotional *sniff*

[Dr3vil]

I think today's public has just forgotten what quality programming was like. We need to show 'em, bring back Fraggle Rock dammit!

[Zens_7s]

The sock idea is interesting. I would like to make a suggestion for a spin off series....

Have you ever noticed that if you party a couple nights in a row, and throw your socks off before passing out, that when you wake up there are more socks than before? I think they mate together to produce inferior socks that increase the laundry.

You go to bed on Friday night...by Sunday you end up with 4 tube socks, 3 woman's dress socks of different colors, and 6 pairs of what appears to be the original. Or maybe all the lost socks from dryers come to stay at my house. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Aaron]

Loving the Fraggles suggestion
That also reminds me
How cool was the theme tune to Fraggle Rock?
T.V. shows these days dont put the effort into intro's anymore
I think Friends is the last programme which attempted an interesting start and song for the show

[DangerSeeker]

The Buffy theme rocks pretty hard core. Not Fraggle status, but what is?

[Aaron]

The one problem with the buffy theme tune is the fact that they play it again at the end despite wether its appropriate or not
For exxample, the episode when her mother died
It was a downbeat episode and the music at the end just sounded completely out of place
just didnt work... /forums/images/icons/frown.gif

[code6enterprises]

yea maybe all of the boy band members would suffocate in the suits

[Comicgirl1972]

I thought about that too! And ya They should bring back Fraggle Rock AND The Electric Company although I don't think Morgan Freemans gonna wanna be in it /forums/images/icons/frown.gif

[By-tor]

ITS THE BEST FUCKIN IDEA EVER!!
guess the monkey, comin to a t.v. near you!


oh yes
Any comments? suggestions?I should have seen this before I asked for some help with the band. :D

[sedriyke]

ITS THE BEST FUCKIN IDEA EVER!!

Alright, first off i shall start with the fact ive never seen an episode of fraggle rock... nor do i care to watch an episode of said show.

And now for my idea of a wonderful show... "A day in the life of a Forum Whore". Cameras would follow a hand picked member of [insert desired forum here] and sit beside their computer for a day, monitoring every keystroke of this thread-starting genius. And unbeknownst to the whore (but knownst to us) every facial expression shall be caught on tape as well!! Is this specimen really as excited as his post seems to reflect that he is? Hmm...is he/she lying to us? Are they only trying to get other members of [insert desired forum here] riled up? Who knows... find out on "A day in the life of a Forum Whore"
-or i was thinking maybe even like an MTV show... "True Life- i have none?"

[Aaron]

I should have seen this before I asked for some help with the band. :D
Oh dear....
I cringed as soon as I saw the thread title :o
Not one of my cherished memories.
All I can say was, I was a lot younger and a lot more hyper.
Hormones eh?

[By-tor]

No worries, brother. I will tell you this, the archives are chock full of some solid gold hits. When this place gets all tumbleweedy, I go back and enjoy some of what was. It's amazing to look back 3 and 4 years and see where people were in their lives. And, how their "attitudes" have somewhat changed. I tell you what hasn't changed. Noob hazing. But, a few years before I got here, the dickweeds coming to the board in droves with the proverbial "ball licker" jive outnumbered the regs. I can see how the boards could get shut down from an all-out flame war. Anyway, if any of you new members got some time on your hands, check some of the archives. Especially anything with Jay and Bob in the title. Good times.

[Aaron]

Yeah, to be honest, this place would be a lot more boring if it wasn't for the noob hazing.
Keeps everyone on their toes. :D

I was lucky, when I joined they had just re-opened the board and Ryall and a good natured calmness going on with everyone. Hence why I got away with such shit at first. Think acid soda, but on cocaine.
Ryall kept a tight shift (this is not a comment on unca). He was hands on and hard-core.
You got a Cindy Brady, you were gone.

Good times...