I hate Casper Van Dien

[fnht451]

This guy couldn't act his way out of a corner. He's worse than Freddie Prinze Jr!

[TLS]

I'm confused. Why would he have to act out of a corner? Couldn't he just walk out of one? And why would he be in a corner in the first place, was he bad?

[Efexeye]

This guy couldn't act his way out of a corner. He's worse than Freddie Prinze Jr!

Come on, what about his groundbreaking work in Starship Troopers?

[Razorback]

I am often amused by what some people say is bad acting... or who they say is a bad actor. Like, the people who (for whatever reason) hate Titanic, say that DiCaprio is a bad actor. Why? Because they don't like Titanic. No other reason.

Or the people who say that that Neo fellow is a bad actor... why? No clue. I actually think he does a good job in most of his movies that have nothing to do with vampires.

Bad actors are people who go on SNL, who have never acted before, and sound like they are reading from the card. Acting is as much about the eyes, face, and body movements as it is in the voice. A bad actor can't put all his parts together to make the audience believe that he or she is the character. A bad actor is someone who makes you think he is playing himself and not the character.

You know, Al Pacino. ;)

[Threadkiller]

say that DiCaprio is a bad actor. People hate him because they can't stand the fact that someone so good looking can also be very talented. At least, that's why I hate him.

[Razorback]

People hate him because they can't stand the fact that someone so good looking can also be very talented.

So they are jealous and pathetic?

[BAMSS04]

I think anyone who says Jack is a bad actor needs to see Aviator or Gilbert Grape. Leo is a powerful actor, and his looks are just a bonus feature. He is VERY good at what he does.

[TLS]

I don't think he's good looking, but I do think he's a good actor. He had me fooled in Gilbert Grape.

[Omaru]

I thought that leo guy was okay in catch me if you can.

[Threadkiller]

So they are jealous and pathetic?I can't speak for everyone else but in my case that's true.

No, I've had a good time making fun of DiCaprio in the past for various reasons but he's proven himself to be a very good actor. The fact that he's in a movie doesn't ruin it for me like it might for some people.

I used to hate him because he took Ewan's role in The Beach. Then I realized that The Beach was destined to disappoint me regardless.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

Leonardo is a great actor. Just because he is cute, sexy, has a nice ass doesn't mean I can't see the quality of his work.

I love him in 'Catch Me If You Can' and he was wonderful in a movie called 'Total Eclipse.'

[Azraelle]

Come on, what about his groundbreaking work in Starship Troopers?

In hindsight, when my ex said Starship Troopers was his all time favorite movie, I should have dumped him there and then. I'd have saved myself four years of suffering.

[Jason_Brown]

In hindsight, when my ex said Starship Troopers was his all time favorite movie, I should have dumped him there and then. I'd have saved myself four years of suffering.
Jason spews massive amounts of water out of his nose.

[ratm1966]

In hindsight, when my ex said Starship Troopers was his all time favorite movie, I should have dumped him there and then. I'd have saved myself four years of suffering.
That was friggin' hilarious!!!!

[Matt1]

In hindsight, when my ex said Starship Troopers was his all time favorite movie, I should have dumped him there and then. I'd have saved myself four years of suffering.
Well, that all depends. Was he a fan of the biting social and political satire implicit in the subtext of the film, or just into seeing bare boobies and giant bugs go ka-blooey? If it was the former there was no way you could have know. If it was the latter... yeah.

[Azraelle]

Well, that all depends. Was he a fan of the biting social and political satire implicit in the subtext of the film, or just into seeing bare boobies and giant bugs go ka-blooey? If it was the former there was no way you could have know. If it was the latter... yeah.


Actually, he was into the message of it. You know, how you should never say die. In other words, he took it literally. Let's be brave and fight the monsters! The real debate lies in who exhibited the greater degree of stupidity: him for believing that or me for staying with him- I guess love doth make fools of us all!

[highriskrc]

I guess love doth make fools of us all!
Words more true have never been spoken, unless you were God... or Jesus, who I guess is one in the same, and that's only if you are a Christian, if not, then truer (<--spelling) words have never been spoken.

[Darth Jaundi]

I can't remember a single movie that Casper Van Dien was in since Starship Troopers. So why all the hate, he's nowhere to be found.

[fnht451]

Taken from IMDB

# Personal Effects (2005) .... Chris Locke
# Live to Ride (2005) .... Michael
# Dracula 3000 (2004) .... Capt. Abraham Van Helsing
# Hollywood Flies (2004) .... Zach
# Skeleton Man (2004) .... Staff Sergeant Oberon
# Maiden Voyage (2004) (TV) .... Kyle Considine
# Premonition (2004/I) .... Jack Barnes
# Big Spender (2003) (TV) .... Eddie Burton
# The Vector File (2002) .... Gerry
# Danger Beneath the Sea (2001) (TV) .... Commander Miles Sheffield
# Going Back (2001/I) .... Capt. Ramsey
... aka Under Heavy Fire (USA: video title)
# Chasing Destiny (2001) .... Bobby Moritz
# Windfall (2001) .... Ace Logan
# A Friday Night Date (2000) .... Jim Travis
... aka Road Rage (USA)
# Cutaway (2000) .... Delmira
# "Titans" (2000) TV Series .... Chandler Williams
# Titans (2000) (TV) .... Chandler Williams
# Python (2000) .... Bart Parker
# Partners (2000/I) .... Drifter
# Sanctimony (2000) .... Tom Merrick
# The Tracker (2000/I) .... Connor Spears

# Sleepy Hollow (1999) .... Brom Van Brunt
# The Time Shifters (1999) (TV) .... Tom Merrick
... aka Thrill Seekers (USA)
# The Omega Code (1999) .... Gillen Lane
# The Collectors (1999) .... A.K.
# Shark Attack (1999) .... Steven McKray
# On the Border (1998) .... Jake Barnes
# Modern Vampires (1998) .... Dallas
... aka Revenant (UK: video title)
# Casper Meets Wendy (1998) (V) .... Crewcut Man
# Tarzan and the Lost City (1998) .... Tarzan/John Clayton
... aka Tarzan und die verlorene Stadt (Germany)

[The Other Dude]

Taken from IMDB

# Personal Effects (2005) .... Chris Locke
etc etc etc etc... we get the point.

Um okay, so what if he's not a good actor, he seems to get alot of work. I've seen Starship Troopers. I liked it. (no accounting for taste, obviously!) Of course, how many of those other movies have you seen? I had barely even heard of any of them. He's not in the A list movies. Why all the hate? Are you a rival actor, and he keeps beating you out of "choice" roles? Life sucks. Wear a helmet!

[Jason_Brown]

Um okay, so what if he's not a good actor, he seems to get alot of work. I've seen Starship Troopers. I liked it. (no accounting for taste, obviously!) Of course, how many of those other movies have you seen? I had barely even heard of any of them. He's not in the A list movies. Why all the hate? Are you a rival actor, and he keeps beating you out of "choice" roles? Life sucks. Wear a helmet!
Sadly, I must confess to, just recently, watching Van Dien fight a giant mummy in "The Fallen Ones".

Even sadder, I paid money to see "Dracula 3000".

[The Other Dude]

Sadly, I must confess to, just recently, watching Van Dien fight a giant mummy in "The Fallen Ones".

Even sadder, I paid money to see "Dracula 3000".

Jason, you poor dude, are you starved for entertainment?

[Efexeye]

Well, that all depends. Was he a fan of the biting social and political satire implicit in the subtext of the film, or just into seeing bare boobies and giant bugs go ka-blooey? If it was the former there was no way you could have know. If it was the latter... yeah.

Do I detect someone who loved Starship Troopers as much as I did? How can you go wrong with Paul Verhoeven, right?

[Jason_Brown]

Jason, you poor dude, are you starved for entertainment?
Horror junkie. Can't stop.

[Denyse]

How can you go wrong with Paul Verhoeven, right?

One word...Showgirls.

[FanGirl]

Showgirls is great. If you listen close enough I swear you can hear the director telling her what to do in every scene. "Alright show you're mad by violently putting ketchup on the fries. That's it. Now shove them across the table."

[Azraelle]

Showgirls is great. If you listen close enough I swear you can hear the director telling her what to do in every scene. "Alright show you're mad by violently putting ketchup on the fries. That's it. Now shove them across the table."

I love Showgirls too. Just for the sheer camp of it.

[Dave]

See for me it's the nekkid Jessie from Saved by the bell that's so good.

[Denyse]

You DO have to respect a movie that was so bad that when they did the SE DVD, they added the following:

Lap-dance tutorial featuring the world-famous girls of Scores
A Showgirls Diary: storyboard-to-screen featurette
Pop-up trivia track
Original theatrical trailer
Set of Showgirls shot glasses
"Pin the Pasties on the Showgirl" game with pasties and blindfold
Deck of Showgirls playing cards
Six photo cards with party games

Now that's entertainment...

[Mighty Wingman]

This is what I get for loaning out my kooky logic helmet. Doesn't look good on him though.

[Matt1]

Actually, he was into the message of it. You know, how you should never say die. In other words, he took it literally. Let's be brave and fight the monsters! The real debate lies in who exhibited the greater degree of stupidity: him for believing that or me for staying with him- I guess love doth make fools of us all!
Wow, I hadn't even really taken into consideration that level of stupidity. Never even entered my mind someone could take it that way. Huh.
Do I detect someone who loved Starship Troopers as much as I did? How can you go wrong with Paul Verhoeven, right?
Verhoeven has made some of the most brutally satirical films of the past two decades. Love the guy when his work is good. Not so much when its bad, though.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

I honestly love 'Starship Troopers.' That movie has sex spilled over it! Come on, where can you enjoy a movie where Casper Van Dien has his shirt off throughout most the film? And you can enjoy with the mute button on! :D

[Azraelle]

Wow, I hadn't even really taken into consideration that level of stupidity. Never even entered my mind someone could take it that way. Huh.

*shrug* The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.

[Efexeye]

*shrug* The only difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.

My genius knows no limits...

[Razorback]

Wow, I hadn't even really taken into consideration that level of stupidity. Never even entered my mind someone could take it that way. Huh.

Verhoeven has made some of the most brutally satirical films of the past two decades. Love the guy when his work is good. Not so much when its bad, though.

I thought that Starship Troopers was great satire... people who take it as just another sci-fi movie really do it a disservice. I think that if you want to mock something then at least be creative about it. While I disagree with the man's politics, I think ST is an example of how to do it right, while F911 is an example of how to do it way wrong.

[Razorback]

My genius knows no limits...

I am going to imagine that you meant that to be funny and that you are a comedic genius. Mostly because if you didn't mean for it to be funny then you SHOULD HAVE... so just say you meant for that to be ironic and we are golden. ;)

[Efexeye]

I am going to imagine that you meant that to be funny and that you are a comedic genius. Mostly because if you didn't mean for it to be funny then you SHOULD HAVE... so just say you meant for that to be ironic and we are golden. ;)

Nah, it was meant as a joke.

[Darth Jaundi]

I thought that Starship Troopers was great satire... people who take it as just another sci-fi movie really do it a disservice. I think that if you want to mock something then at least be creative about it. While I disagree with the man's politics, I think ST is an example of how to do it right, while F911 is an example of how to do it way wrong.

You are completely retarded. You liked Starship Troopers? This explains the bar you set for movies, was there a big budget sci-fi movie that you didn't like?

ST was a better political satire? Are you just a lump a meat with eyes? Do you eat your own poop and/or vomit? Next you're going to say ROTS was a great political satire. Not a movie exposing a president (F911), which the public STILL voted for. No wonder the world hates America.

[ILovePapaSmurf]

Dude, I liked Starship Troopers. Are you going to say I'm retarded too? Maybe you should think about what you say before you post it.

[FanGirl]

FYI - Starship Troopers (the book) is required reading at West Point.

[slizzelizzel]

No shit, how about you watch ST again and tell us it's not a political satire. Better yet, just go away. You made sense with your first few posts, but now everything you write is a direct attack on someone else. How about contributing something worthwhile instead of bashing people that are intellectually superior to you with pointless arguments?

[Efexeye]

You are completely retarded. You liked Starship Troopers? This explains the bar you set for movies, was there a big budget sci-fi movie that you didn't like?

ST was a better political satire? Are you just a lump a meat with eyes? Do you eat your own poop and/or vomit? Next you're going to say ROTS was a great political satire. Not a movie exposing a president (F911), which the public STILL voted for. No wonder the world hates America.

Okay, asshole, I've had it. You've gone from trying to make a rational point to being a full-on fucktard. I happen to like Starship Troopers, as well. Is that a basis to question all my taste in movies, and, vicariously, call me names? Why don't you go back to whatever dank corner of the Internet you usually hang out at? Maybe they want you there- I sure as hell don't want you here.

[psychofiend]

This guy couldn't act his way out of a corner. He's worse than Freddie Prinze Jr!
Who's this Casper Van Dien? He can't be as bad a Freddie Prinze Jr.

[Matt1]

ST was a better political satire? Are you just a lump a meat with eyes? Do you eat your own poop and/or vomit? Next you're going to say ROTS was a great political satire. Not a movie exposing a president (F911), which the public STILL voted for. No wonder the world hates America.
Interesting you mention ROTS being political satire. I still haven't seen it, but from what I understand there are a few parts that could be construed as allusions to a certain current political figure. Doesn't Anakin say at one point, "You're either with me or against me." or something to that effect?

Also, if you're too dense to see that Starship Troopers was a blatant satire, well, RB's opinion of you is correct. You are indeed a little slow.

[psychofiend]

Interesting you mention ROTS being political satire. I still haven't seen it, but from what I understand there are a few parts that could be construed as allusions to a certain current political figure. Doesn't Anakin say at one point, "You're either with me or against me." or something to that effect?

Also, if you're too dense to see that Starship Troopers was a blatant satire, well, RB's opinion of you is correct. You are indeed a little slow.
Has anyone else noticed that Darth Jaundi has a name that got cut off... He's just pissed off because he looks like this...
http://catalog.cmsp.com/datav3/fl050011.jpg

[Razorback]

You are completely retarded. You liked Starship Troopers? This explains the bar you set for movies

And you, yet again, reveal your absolutist nature.

was there a big budget sci-fi movie that you didn't like?

It wasn't a big budget sci-fi movie and I didn't love it because it was an action movie. Perhaps had you paid attention in this thread you would know why some of us like the movie.

ST was a better political satire?

Yep, because if you were a braindead fuck like you then it would look like a shitty sci-fi movie, instead of what it was... satire of brainwashed fascists.

No wonder the world hates America.

The absolutist again...

[Razorback]

Interesting you mention ROTS being political satire. I still haven't seen it, but from what I understand there are a few parts that could be construed as allusions to a certain current political figure. Doesn't Anakin say at one point, "You're either with me or against me." or something to that effect?

Revenge is less of a satire and more of a reflection of history. Those who think it is a jab at Bush are short sighted. Also, Anakin says "If you are not with me, then you are my enemy." That is pretty much what anyone in his position might say and has been used in different ways throughout history. So, you can read into it what you want but Lucas was writing this story long before 2001.

[slizzelizzel]

Yeah, there were a few points where you could say 'that sounds familiar', and if you strech you could make it political, but comparing the political satirity (sp?) of ROTS and ST is like comparing the image quality of VHS and DVD.

[jkhulon73]

Anakin says "If you are not with me, then you are my enemy." That is pretty much what anyone in his position might say and has been used in different ways throughout history.

Radical Muslims are saying the same thing to Jews and Christians but that would be too much of a stretch for the pundits and the media- wouldn't want to offend anyone.:rolleyes: It's more in vogue to bash Bush I guess.

[Darth Jaundi]

You guys are complete idiots, Starship Troopers was crap. ROTS was more crap heaped onto a pile of pre-existing crap. I love your "elitist" mentality. Makes me feel better about expressing myself. You try and break people down who do not share your views. I just thought it was fair to return the favor. This is quite sad, I feel sorry for you. You love this Forum, I couldn't care less and it shows. Later losers, may the force be with you.

Just wondering, what color are Dark Jedis' eyes?

Edit to say: Vogue to bash Bush? What! You don't think he deserves to be?
He's sending his people to die and kill innocent others in countries for more oil, wealth and power.

[Matt1]

Revenge is less of a satire and more of a reflection of history. Those who think it is a jab at Bush are short sighted. Also, Anakin says "If you are not with me, then you are my enemy." That is pretty much what anyone in his position might say and has been used in different ways throughout history. So, you can read into it what you want but Lucas was writing this story long before 2001.
Wasn't reading anything into it, just repeating what I had heard. I'll have see it before I can properly impose my personal political ideology on it. ;)

Agreed on the reflection of history part. From what I understand Palpatine's rise mirrors the ascension of most dictators who come to power in times of fear.

Also, I really need to see the movie just so I can stop saying, "From what I understand."

[ratm1966]

Starship Troopers the book is excellent. I didn't care for the movie. I really like the idea in the story that for a person to be a voting citizen, they must have served in the military.

[Razorback]

Wasn't reading anything into it, just repeating what I had heard.

When I said "you" I wasn't aiming at you specifically.

Agreed on the reflection of history part. From what I understand Palpatine's rise mirrors the ascension of most dictators who come to power in times of fear.

Yep... more like Nazi Germany than anything. When you see it you will understand.

[psychofiend]

Later losers, may the force be with you.

Just wondering, what color are Dark Jedis' eyes?
Wow. Haven't seen a newb run away like that in awhile. It was a rush, I need to destroy all shitheads.*

*OK, I admit it, im being silly again!

[Darth Jaundi]

Now why would a newbie run away? from anything said on this forum?. This Razor B. had a problem with me and we argued. "mob mentality" towards all that oppose your opinions, when they do, they're labelled inferior. At what point do people have to ask permission to voice anything on these boards?You're just showing what a bunch of assholes you are to new members. You feel threatened by others who have different opinions because you want everyone to agree with you and only you. Tell me I'm wrong RB , I'm sure you will.

[Razorback]

At what point do people have to ask permission to voice anything on these boards?

Actually, you can say whatever you want but so can I and I will thump you with your own stupidity everytime you act up with your bullshit (like when you act superior to everyone else because you are incapable of understanding the concept of opinion over fact).

You're just showing what a bunch of assholes you are to new members. You feel threatened by others who have different opinions because you want everyone to agree with you and only you. Tell me I'm wrong RB , I'm sure you will.

You are wrong, goofball. See, YOU are a jerk. So am I, but I have been here since day one. You have not. This is not TF.N, chump. We don't treat newbies like veterans. You learn to first get to know how we operate and then talk shit or you get shit upon. Now, you didn't get shit for disliking Episode 3. You got shit for acting like your opinion was absolute fact (I have said this to you 30 times now and you still make an effort to miss it). Learn to communicate like an adult (they still teach that up in Canada, eh?) instead of a little boy and then we can have a real argument.

Until then, you will get hounded by me every time you post. You will learn that it is cool to disagree as long as you can back your shit up. If you don't like it then too bad. Post on another board... like TheForce.Net.

[Darth Jaundi]

Did you get run off TheForce.net?
Is that what has you really upset?

The smell of desperation in the way you communicate is over-powering.
I will never agree with anything you ever say and vice versa.

Post your opinions, and I'll post my opinions, you're boring me with your constant need to be right. So end it here, if you're grown-up enough, This is pointless and hindering others enjoyment in posting on this thread. You have nothing to offer but insults in every sentence you type. You're not worth my time and effort.

I'll be back, I'm going over to check out this TheForce.net, sounds like they're a understanding cool community that welcomes the opinions of newcomers. RB , good luck with that 8000th post. I have a feeling you have a cake ready for the wonderful occasion.

[Denyse]

This is pointless and hindering others enjoyment in posting on this thread.

That's the first thing you've said that I agree with! Can we move on now, people? And by we, I mean ALL of us.

[Darth Jaundi]

Wasn't Casper Van Dien in a Tarzan movie? I had to google him to find out if it was him or not.

http://caspervandien.com/resume/index.html

I also felt compelled to run his name through Googlism

http://www.googlism.com/index.htm?ism=Casper+Van+Dien+&type=1

One highlight: casper van dien is a great looking guy who's rather weak in the acting department

[Razorback]

Did you get run off TheForce.net?
Is that what has you really upset?

You can't just deal with the idea that you are your own problem, can you? It is everyone else, or there are other motivations for people thinking you are an ass, in your mind. Ignorance is your pal.

The smell of desperation in the way you communicate is over-powering.

Oooh, oooh... I can play this game of pretend too! Ummm, the stink of you having been raped by your daddy envelopes everything you say!

Wow, that was so cool, no wonder you do it.

I will never agree with anything you ever say and vice versa.

Incorrect. I will decide when and with whom I agree or disagree based on the argument and available facts. You have shown yourself to be nothing more than someone who picks one far leaning side and never changes from it, no matter what. Typical absolutist. You don't even try to pretend to be anything but... and what that makes you is a forum troll.

Post your opinions, and I'll post my opinions, you're boring me with your constant need to be right.

Isn't that exactly what you keep doing? Where did I state my opinion as fact? Oh, wait... it doesn't matter since you are only trolling the board. It is too bad the admins here don't seem to ban people for trolling. Even your precious TF.N does that.

So end it here, if you're grown-up enough, This is pointless and hindering others enjoyment in posting on this thread. You have nothing to offer but insults in every sentence you type. You're not worth my time and effort.

It is not going to work. I will continue to respond to you whenever I see fit.

I'll be back, I'm going over to check out this TheForce.net, sounds like they're a understanding cool community that welcomes the opinions of newcomers.

That was funny. You are going to check it out? Dude, you live there. Though, I hate to burst your bubble but there are more gushers than bashers there. You might get banned quickly (they do ban people like you a lot).

RB , good luck with that 8000th post. I have a feeling you have a cake ready for the wonderful occasion.

I wouldn't care if they set my post count to zero. But nice try.

[Azraelle]

Is it just me, or is this Darth Jaundi person like a little virus that has to infect every thread? Why is he following Razor like that little dog in the cartoon that yip yapped his way around the big dog hoping to be noticed? And what was the name of that cartoon anyway?

[slizzelizzel]

Is it just me, or is this Darth Jaundi person like a little virus that has to infect every thread?

Nope. We're all infected.

Why is he following Razor like that little dog in the cartoon that yip yapped his way around the big dog hoping to be noticed?

Good question. DJ, care to answer?

And what was the name of that cartoon anyway?


I think that was part of Looney Toons, but I'm googling is as we speak. If I come up with the name, I'll let you know.


EDIT: You're not thinking of Two Stupid Dogs, are you? I'm thinking of one that's much older than that...

[Azraelle]

EDIT: You're not thinking of Two Stupid Dogs, are you? I'm thinking of one that's much older than that...


Nope. Not Two Stupid Dogs. I'm wayyy too old for that one! I think you're right and it was Looney Tunes. I'm thinking of the older one too. The big dog was a bulldog, I think. And the small one... for some reason a chihuahua comes to mind, but I know it wasn't a chihuahua. If you find out I'll be really grateful.

I actually know I'll bolt upright in the middle of a deep sleep and remember it. It's been happening a lot. I attribute it to advancing age, lol.

[slizzelizzel]

From what I could find at citizenlunchbox.com, what we're thinking of is from a looney toons cartoon. The little dogs name is Chester, and he's always bouncing around Spike, the bulldog who wears a bowler.

http://telemaniac.free.fr/spike3.JPG

EDIT: They appeared in only two toons, one was "Tree for Two" and the other was "Dr. Jerkyl's Hide".

[Azraelle]

That's the one! You just saved me HOURS of pondering. Thank you, thank you, thank you! Now I can sleep! I'd kiss you but I don't know if you're taken, plus my boyfriend would kill me. But thank you so much!

I'd still like to know why Darth Jaundi is doing a bad Chester impression all over the board, though.

[Darth Jaundi]

I'd still like to know why Darth Jaundi is doing a bad Chester impression all over the board, though.

I'd answer that only if it was stated as a question.

I wonder why you're using our (RB and DJ) argument with each other as a topic of conversation?

[slizzelizzel]

I'd answer that only if it was stated as a question.


It was.

I wonder why you're using our (RB and DJ) argument with each other as a topic of conversation?


Why not? I'm pretty sure we can use anything we want as a topic of conversation.

[Darth Jaundi]

I'd still like to know why Darth Jaundi is doing a bad Chester impression all over the board, though.
I'd answer that only if it was stated as a question.
It was.

It would of been a question if it included a question mark at the end. Without one, it simply contains a statement, not requiring an answer.


I wonder why you're using our (RB and DJ) argument with each other as a topic of conversation?

Why not? I'm pretty sure we can use anything we want as a topic of conversation.

I'm sure you can, but why would you want to?

[slizzelizzel]

It would of been a question if it included a question mark at the end. Without one, it simply contains a statement, not requiring an answer.


Way to argue semantics, bub. Actually, the way in which it was phrased was, in fact, a question. Had she written "Why is Darth Jaundi doing a bad Chester impression all over the boards" and not used a question mark, it would not have been a question. But, because she typed "I would like to know why....", it is a statement that can be answered just like a a question.

I'm sure you can, but why would you want to?

I don't know...boredom?

[Razorback]

This fucktard may possibly be the most empty headed shit we have had join us in a long time. Notice that his grammar sucks and yet I have seen him twice point out spelling or punctuation mistakes by people who are better educated and better versed in the language.

[slizzelizzel]

Yeah... no kidding.:rolleyes:

[psychofiend]

This fucktard may possibly be the most empty headed shit we have had join us in a long time. Notice that his grammar sucks and yet I have seen him twice point out spelling or punctuation mistakes by people who are better educated and better versed in the language.
Smoke a cigarette or something... your really freaking out and need to calm down.

[Darth Jaundi]

This fucktard may possibly be the most empty headed shit we have had join us in a long time. Notice that his grammar sucks and yet I have seen him twice point out spelling or punctuation mistakes by people who are better educated and better versed in the language.

You do realize that you sound like a raving lunatic? Your nonstop attack on me would be quite flattering if you weren't such a douchebag. If you're going to blast someone for bad grammer,make sure it is not done in a rambling run on sentence. You love insulting people with that "I'm better educated" speech. Try harder, it's not working. Use your superior mind to formulate a new insult. I already heard all of yours already,about 5 times each.

[fnht451]

This is actually pretty funny. The thread I started was simply to bash that "thespian" Van Dien. It's turned into a fight between two people who would probably share a pint if they ever met in person. Ahhh the wonders of being anonymous. Thanks you two!!

[Azraelle]

I'd answer that only if it was stated as a question.

Done:


Is it just me, or is this Darth Jaundi person like a little virus that has to infect every thread? Why is he following Razor like that little dog in the cartoon that yip yapped his way around the big dog hoping to be noticed? And what was the name of that cartoon anyway?


I wonder why you're using our (RB and DJ) argument with each other as a topic of conversation?

Because I was bored and you were annoying me. Yes, I was THAT bored. And yes, you are THAT annoying. Oh and also because I'm secretly obsessed with Razorback.

By the way, Darth Jaundi: It's grammAr, not grammEr. I'm only mentioning because I've seen you misspell it twice... so far. I figure if you're going to be correcting it, you should at least know how to spell it.

[Darth Jaundi]

Holy crap you're smart, you walked right into that one. You are bored with nothing interesting to add to anything that has been said. Do you have such little faith in RB to let him fight on his own or is this a thinly veiled attempt for RB to like you? You're still in highschool aren't you?

[Denyse]

You are bored with nothing interesting to add to anything that has been said.

Hello pot? Kettle calling...

You're still in highschool aren't you?

Again with the derisive remarks. Grow up.

[Efexeye]

I reiterate- God, Darth Jaundice, you're a dick.

[ratm1966]

You're still in highschool aren't you?
Dude, the folowing is in her signature....

My mom is such a geek, the movie could end with tapdancing Storm Troopers and she'd still be happy! :rolleyes:
(my 14-year-old son, right before watching Sith)

Notice the part about her having a 14 year old son.

[Darth Jaundi]

That makes it even more pathetic that she's acting like a stupid teenage girl.

Casper Van Dien is a soap opera actor, no more.

[psychofiend]

That makes it even more pathetic that she's acting like a stupid teenage girl.

Casper Van Dien is a soap opera actor, no more.
Wow, you're still coming here. The force is strong with you, the force of being a dumbass!*

*Alright i must admit it was funny in my head, but then when i read it aloud i went "holy shit it isn't" so, i decided to make up for it by making this note at the bottom which is mildly entertaining. Fuck it, tommorow's my last day of school, im in a good enough mood. I will let this one go Jaundice boy.

[Darth Jaundi]

*thunderous laughter*

let it go. You never had it to begin with. Congrats on finishing school.
Welcome to the wonderful world of paying bills until you die.

[Azraelle]

That makes it even more pathetic that she's acting like a stupid teenage girl.


Says the asshat who's been acting like he's two. :rolleyes:


Casper Van Dien is a soap opera actor, no more.

And you are a waste of space and air, no more. Now go away... please.

[slizzelizzel]

It's okay, Azraelle, he's been banned.

[Azraelle]

It's okay, Azraelle, he's been banned.

Yeah I saw that after I'd posted. Heh now I just feel silly. :p

[DJ Jr.]

No, you just look stupid.

[Denyse]

I've been far too tolerant for far too long. Now lets just leave it at:

Fuck off. Please.

[JamesW]

This guy is a dead man walking as far as this board goes.....I honestly dont get why he wants to sit around on here and get bitched out all day, just to get banned tomorrow.

[DJ Jr.]

Why get banned tommorrow if you can get banned today!
Freedom of Speech does not exist, no matter what the content.

[Razorback]

Why would anyone be surprised that this child came back? I told you that he was a troll. Walked like one, talked like one, and even stank up the place like one. I have a great sense about people and I pegged him from the start. Some people join up to discuss things while others do it to act out their problems.

[DJ Jr.]

Why would anyone be surprised that this child came back? I told you that he was a troll. Walked like one, talked like one, and even stank up the place like one. I have a great sense about people and I pegged him from the start. Some people join up to discuss things while others do it to act out their problems.

It's funny, I was behaving myself until this shithead started talking shit, and look he still is.

[DJ Jr.]

Fuck off. Please.

Ah ,this must be how I was suppose to react when people were shooting off to me. oh well.

[Razorback]

It's funny, I was behaving myself until this shithead started talking shit, and look he still is.

Yep... everyone else causes you to act out, right? You are not the master of your own behavior, correct? If only people would just leave you alone then things would work out better for you.

Woe is you. Poor, little itty bitty woe is all you, kiddo.

You stink of stupidity, brobably because you drown yourself in it everytime you post.

[DJ Jr.]

Lick me where I shit.

[slizzelizzel]

You stink of stupidity, brobably because you drown yourself in it everytime you post.


Lick me where I shit.



Man, way to go and prove Rb wrong there, huh! :rolleyes:

[DJ Jr.]

You can lick me all over, but you're not worthy enough to lick me where I shit.

[slizzelizzel]

Then why did you tell him to?

[DJ Jr.]

Because you're a wanna be, be yourself, bitch.

[slizzelizzel]

Oh, okay. That makes sense. :rolleyes:

[DJ Jr.]

Why don't you slap me with a fish.
Or someone is calling from the jerk store...and it's for ME!
How about repeating what you heard on the Daily show today?
Recycle some variation of Pot calling the kettle Black.

But whatever you do, don't come up with something on your own. for I fear your head might explode.

[slizzelizzel]

Why don't you slap me with a fish.


Fish are for people that made a silly mistake. Plus, I don't want to get your stink all over my dead fish.

Or someone is calling from the jerk store...and it's for ME!


Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Lay off the pipe, man, you'r enot making any sense. (Not to imply that you ever did.)

How about repeating what you heard on the Daily show today?


Sorry man, I didn't catch it today. Was it any good? Gotta love that John Stewart, though. Total Genius.

Recycle some variation of Pot calling the kettle Black.


Nah, that was Efex, and besides, I have a feeling that that was original on his part. He's quite witty, you know. Oh, wait, you don't know, and that's because you came in here and bitched at everyone before findind out what we were all about.

But whatever you do, don't come up with something on your own. for I fear your head might explode.

Well, it seems okay so far... I got through this post okay...but I'll let you know the second I start having any symptoms. Oh, shit, I can feel one! I have this horrible pain in my temporal lobe..oh GOD!!!

Oh, wait, nevermind. False alarm, everyone, that feeling went away the second that I stopped looking at Jr.'s post.

[DJ Jr.]

So you stopped thinking? That's what you said, right?
I looked at your post again. Yup, right there.
You have to start to be able to stop.
And who did you say made up the Pot calling the Kettle black?
Someone on this board? Are you retarded?
I have a question for you. What is Evian spelled backwards?

[slizzelizzel]

So you stopped thinking? That's what you said, right?
I looked at your post again. Yup, right there.


Right where?


And who did you say made up the Pot calling the Kettle black?
Someone on this board? Are you retarded?



He did not make up the phrase itself, but the way in which he uses it is completely original. (Efex, correct me if I'm wrong.)

I have a question for you. What is Evian spelled backwards?


Naive.

Oh, shit! You got me, how dumb can I be!!! (Or should I say naive?)

[DJ Jr.]

What is so original about twisting a tired old saying?
Are you that desperate for approval?
Go to bed, you have a long day of being unemployed ahead of you.
I'm off to work, however.

[psychofiend]

What is so original about twisting a tired old saying?
Are you that desperate for approval?
Go to bed, you have a long day of being unemployed ahead of you.
I'm off to work, however.
Wow, i bet ur 12 and going to 6th grade with my little sister.

[slizzelizzel]

You're finally leaving??

Thank God in Heaven!

I know it has to be too good to be true...

[DJ Jr.]

Wow, i bet ur 12 and going to 6th grade with my little sister.

I'm 29 but yeah, I'll be seeing your little sister alright.

[slizzelizzel]

So, Mr. 29 year old fucktard, what is your job exaclty? You said you were leaving for it a while ago, and yet you're still here...do they not care about timeliness?

[DJ Jr.]

Well no, as a matter of fact. I don't have to show up for work at all and I still get paid. Gotta love it.

[Razorback]

Well no, as a matter of fact. I don't have to show up for work at all and I still get paid. Gotta love it.

Typical Canadian. Do nothing for something. No wonder your country is insignificant to the planet.

[fnht451]

Well no, as a matter of fact. I don't have to show up for work at all and I still get paid. Gotta love it.
Apparently Canada is implementing French labor practices.

[Denyse]

He did not make up the phrase itself, but the way in which he uses it is completely original. (Efex, correct me if I'm wrong.)


No, that he stole from me!

[Efexeye]

He did not make up the phrase itself, but the way in which he uses it is completely original. (Efex, correct me if I'm wrong.)

Nah- I stole it from Friends.

[Gotherella]

So far I've just been in duck and cover mode, but I must put in my two cents.

When they train teachers to deal with problem students, you learn a technique called extinction. If a kid is mouthing off, you completely and totally ignore him -- do not respond in any way under any circumstances. If you do this long enough, the kid will get bored and stop. If you answer, in any form at all, you just reinforce the behavior and it continues and usually escalates.

I say we try it.

[Azraelle]

Kinda bummer they outlawed corporal punishment. Because a good bitchslap certainly seems in order here!

I'm 29 but yeah, I'll be seeing your little sister alright.

So, besides all the admirable qulities you've already displayed, you also either: a) are a hetero version of Jacko or b) have the native wit of your average second grader. You're the gift that keeps on giving!

Nah- I stole it from Friends.

Could this Darth whatever guy BE any more of an asshat? (Sorry, I crushed on Chandler, like, forever)

[Efexeye]

Well, his IP address should be banned now, so, unless he's dedicated enough to find another computer to post his crap through, we should be all right.

What a shmuck.

[psychofiend]

Kinda bummer they outlawed corporal punishment. Because a good bitchslap certainly seems in order here!
I agree, talking that way about my sister. I'm the only one who can make fun of her! And I only do because she is 5 years younger than me and weighs 50 pounds more.

[Hellubah]

Typical Canadian. Do nothing for something. No wonder your country is insignificant to the planet.



I seriously hope you are joking. The United States of America is very depended upon Canada and vice versa. they are each others largest trade partner, each economy is directly dependant on the other. Canada has the largest amount of natural resources in the world. How, by any means is Canada insignificant to the world?

How dare you bad mouth the country that my grandfathers and ancestors fought and died to protect. Not only do you insult me, every Canadian, my country but the honor and memories of those brave young men and women that suffered,bled and slaved to make this one of the greatest places on Gods' green earth.

Attack me if you must ,but I would gladly defend my Country without question from all that wish to insult my countrymen and my pride in them.

I await your apology. However, I do not expect to receive one.

[FanGirl]

Uh, yea, it was a joke. Some people insult the US too. We've had an abundance of Canadians and people from other countries come here and bash the US. This particular moron was just pissing everyone off in general and RB went after his Canadianess.

Personally, I am a fan of Canadian music. Moxy Fruvious, Arrogant Worms and the comedy troope Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie. But I still tease and joke with my Canadian friends with "I thought I smelled maple" or "can you throw on your skates and get me ...." Not to mention the fact that Canada has three subs and 2 of them are in the big mall. Also, the South Park movie is hysterical. So I wouldn't get too bent out of shape over a few jokes especially from RB.

[Hellubah]

I was/am high and a little nervous about my current situation. I'm sorry, I just get upset when people bash my country. I'll try to lighten up a bit more.

[slizzelizzel]

Yeah, well telling us all about your recent mob mugging isn't making us think any better about Canada, you know. ;)

[Hellubah]

It's bad I know, but Canada is such a nice place to live, I just live in a city and that element is just a part of it. I'm not going to let it change my love for my country. I have a great outlook considering.

[slizzelizzel]

Hey everyone! The best movie in the world is on tonight!! You thought right! It's Titanic!!



*Covers head, gets hit with random objects**

[marksiwel]

You are from Canada, oh I'm sorry..hope you get better.

[ratm1966]

Hey everyone! The best movie in the world is on tonight!! You thought right! It's Titanic!!



*Covers head, gets hit with random objects**
I thought you were gonna say "The Fifth Element", but that was actually last night.

[Hellubah]

You are from Canada, oh I'm sorry..hope you get better.

I'm confused. What are you sorry about exactly? :confused:

[jkhulon73]

Hey everyone! The best movie in the world is on tonight!! You thought right! It's Titanic!!



*Covers head, gets hit with random objects**

I just sat through a double dose of Pretty Woman...

At least I was paid for it.

I feel like such a whore.

[Hellubah]

You were payed for it? You work at a TV station or something?
My girlfriend loves that movie. I've seen that and Grease a billion times....for free! Please kill me.

[The Other Dude]

My girlfriend loves that movie. I've seen that and Grease a billion times....for free! Please kill me.

You know you're going to hell for that, and that's the only two movies they have to watch down there. Grease and Pretty Woman. It's enough to drive anyone insane for eternity. If I were you, I'd want to live as long as I could.

[psychofiend]

You know you're going to hell for that, and that's the only two movies they have to watch down there. Grease and Pretty Woman. It's enough to drive anyone insane for eternity. If I were you, I'd want to live as long as I could.
I liked Pretty Woman, but perhaps it's because i find julia roberts to be a pretty woman. It was a pretty funny movie. And she looked hot once she got rid of the damned wig.
http://www.aftonbladet.se/kvinna/0106/27/KVINNA-27s00julia.jpg

[Hellubah]

You know you're going to hell for that, and that's the only two movies they have to watch down there. Grease and Pretty Woman. It's enough to drive anyone insane for eternity. If I were you, I'd want to live as long as I could.

Then I've been living in perpetual hell without even knowing it.
I love Jennifer so much that I would gadly spent the rest of eternity in Hell with her.

Sorry, if that made you want to gag.

[BROKEN2005]

This guy couldn't act his way out of a corner. He's worse than Freddie Prinze Jr!

AMEN!!!! I completely agree!

[psychofiend]

Then I've been living in perpetual hell without even knowing it.
I love Jennifer so much that I would gadly spent the rest of eternity in Hell with her.

Sorry, if that made you want to gag.
Yeah, love kicks ass. My girlfriend has been gone the whole weekend and i am going crazy! Can't wait till she comes back tonight.

[jkhulon73]

You were payed for it? You work at a TV station or something?


I work for that crazy guy who owns most of Montana...

If everything goes according to plan, I won't be in TV for too much longer. That ol' familiar burntout feeling is creeping up on me and I need a change.

[slizzelizzel]

Yeah, love kicks ass. My girlfriend has been gone the whole weekend and i am going crazy! Can't wait till she comes back tonight.


I thought you said she broke up with you a while back...

[psychofiend]

I thought you said she broke up with you a while back...
Nope we're back together, have been for about 2 weeks now, she approached me and i kissed her and we forgot all about it. I'm taking her to prom on Friday. I'm gunna have the most beautiful prom date there.

[Hellubah]

I work for that crazy guy who owns most of Montana...

I work for a crazy guy too. He only thinks he owns a considerable amount of the moon. He bought a senseless amount of real estate claims off this questionable website.
http://www.moonestates.com/index2.asp

I would love to work at a TV station, Kind-of a childhood dream of mine.
I'm sorry to hear that you're burning out. I hope you find a career change that you will love doing, no matter how many extra hours you put in. Usually I put in about 10 hours a day (normally). That's why I going bonkers with nothing to do. I'm finally paying all these video games that I bought over the last 6 years. I knew that they will come in handy someday. I'm currently asking crazy pointless questions in "Shenmue" but my character just got a job as a forklift driver. Oh crap, it's time to feed my "seaman". Crazy stuff.

[jkhulon73]

I would love to work at a TV station, Kind-of a childhood dream of mine.I'm sorry to hear that you're burning out.

I've been doing TV/radio for eight years now. Everything from master control, to reporting, to photog, to editor. It gets monotonous. I just need a breath of fresh air.

I hope you find a career change that you will love doing, no matter how many extra hours you put in.

I've had this idea for a novel in my head for nearly five years. Every detail of every character- I've even drawn maps and such. I've got my synopsis together and a sample chapter. Figured I might look around for an agent and see what happens. I think it'd make one hell of a comic book/graphic novel but I don't have the patience to draw the damn thing- demons and cowboys and "ooooh, Navy Seals!" stretching across multiple dimensions and multiple times throughout history... It's very involved. Either way, if I don't get it out of my head, I'm gong to go nuts, which would just compound the frustration I feel from my job. Although, I feel like I earned my paycheck last night. It feels good to be the go-to guy, but the feeling won't last.

I'm just rambling now.

[Hellubah]

Really cool, I hope your novel becomes a reality and someday I'll have the pleasure of reading it. Remember me and send a PM when it's published and I will pick up a copy and tell all my friends.

I won't be on the boards for most of the day because I sitting down and watching a Kevin Smith movie marathon. I need a break from my PC, I'm posting way too much as it is.

Have a great day everyone. The sun is shining bright and my neighbour Lynn has just made me a Banana-Kiwi milkshake. All is good.