if there was a real spiderman.

[sirrapalot]

I have always wondered say on day you went on a school trip to os corp. Industries and while taking pictures for the school paper, you were suddenly bitten by a radioactive spider, the next day you find that you have the powers of a spider.
Now you have to remember that you live in a world were the Spiderman movie is out and the comics exist.
Its may view that your idenety would be figured out. And people would treat you as if you were a joke and try to follow you a bout all day.

[JIM]

Well, yeah.
Besides the fact that WEB WOULD SHOOT OUT OF YOUR ASS every time you had to swing around town.
"Hey LOOK!, up in the sky, it's WEB-ASS!
A hole would have to be cut out in the seat of your super hero tights. Probably have to carry a pack of baby wipes for those "messy occasions".
One of those action shots with spidey and his arse pointed at Dr. Oct, ready to blow...Hmmm.
Diarrhea would be a problem, there you are, standing in line at starbuck's, all of a sudden... POOT!
*Bystander, pointing*- "HEY! It's WEB-ASS again!"

[Crystal]

I dunno...I think Batman or The Lone Ranger or someone who's not really disguised would be found out but Spiderman's whole face is covered...

By the way, Superman's only disguise being nerdy glasses, lack of curl on his forehead, and a suit? Puh-lease...that's a bit much, even in the superhero world.

[sirrapalot]

that has alwasys been a consern of mine the web would shoot out you ass.
and taking into acount that you skick to walls by the medium of small hairs on your body then how come your feet are able to stick even if they are in shoes are we to belive that the hairs are two inchs long and able to work thier way through the sloe of you shoe
and another thing what would spider Sense feel like, is it a shiver over you body a noise or somthing else.

[SnowBall]

That would be awesome if i was spiderman. the i could be like "yo, im spiderman"

[Dr3vil]

VIVA LA GRIMACE!!!

But in real life, Spidey wouldn't have an Uncle Ben or wouldn't care and would use his abilities to get money and ass, exactly how most professional athletes use their exceptional gifts.

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[SnowBall]

I'm sorry u feel that way...but i wasnt "jerkin off to toby mcguire" as u put it...it was kirsten dunst in the rain

[Omaru]

Geezus christ,
The reason he turned down M.J was because it was loosely based on one of the comic storylines, he will (providing the sequal isn't a flop) get the girl eventually, or get the girl by the next film even, and as the other guy said, unless you didn't notice Kirsten's NIPPLES were cold, VISIBLE and protruoding in that rain scene. I all you are doing here is laming out the forum by cussing, then whats your real damage being here?

[SnowBall]

I agree with Omaru Boy

[karinations]

If i had the powers of Spider Man i would get a Batman costume and fight crime.
Totally.

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