Why'm I a stranger?

[35mmCritic]

I've been a poopshooter(that's still funny) for over a year. As have many of you, I know. So, why are we strangers and how do we stop being such?

[Ryall]

Well, you're a NEW stranger...we haven't even been an official site for a year yet (June 17--start shopping for anniversary gifts now!). Before that doesn't count, and since we restarted the board 4 weeks ago, everyone started over from there. So, y'know, post more, we ain't going anywhere this time.

[Zens_7s]

I felt the same way. Why am I a stranger? I was here before the first banishing. But then I really considered what the word was saying...

I was strange before, but now I am strange + "er", so that must mean I am better than strange. Sort of like when The Three Amigos knew infamous was even better than famous.

[Jessica]

Actually , you are a "newbie".

[Zens_7s]

Yes, you are correct. I was upgrade to Zens 2.0 Newbie. But I am still bitter... /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

[Omaru]

heh i technically am the newbie having only come here 2-3 weeks ago, but etchnically I'm not a newbie cause I've contributed more than my fair share of posts. Tis like I'm newbie, but I'm not.

[Razorback]

Imagine how I feel. When the board came down I had 3,000+ posts! I will never catch up to that. /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif

RB

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I think you had so many posts becaust the two of us were going at it like two women in the bargain bin of TJ Maxx during their Labor Day sale. If we can keep all the freaks out of here (don't want to say his name) we might keep some civility on this board.

I think being a member is still kind of funny if you think about all the dick and fart jokes we've heard over the years.

[Razorback]

Oh yeah... "him". He was evil.

RB

[Denyse]

In my humble opinion, I think all of us "old timers" should get a special distinction like "Master of the Domain" or "Poop-ologist". At the very least, Razor and Affleckie could be Board King and Queen...They've earned it!

[BrianLynch]

Board...King...and Queen...

...sigh.

[Omaru]

can someone fill in my newbie ears how they've earned it? at a guess I'll reckon for affleckie its popularity? and for Razor, it has to be his dedication to posting? it has to be, not so sure about my affleckie reason though but anyone who has a post named after tham cant be not popular.

[Razorback]

You are just upset because you want to be Board Kermit and no one mentioned that!

Party shitter.

RB

[Razorback]

Affleckie is... swwwoooooon!

I am just over-opinionated (hell, I have a gigantic final in 8 hours and I'm busy posting when I should be studying Islamic Jihad).

RB

[JIM]

Heh-Heh

King & Queen...
What is this?! A 'Frickin Prom!?

[Razorback]

I never got to go to my prom. Now you have upset me! SHIT!

RB

[BrianLynch]

Board Kermit? Huh?

With this crowd, I'd rather be Board Statler and Waldorf.

[Razorback]

Well played... well played.

RB

[BrianLynch]

Thanks dude.

Isn't Ryall the Kermit of the boards? I mean, he runs the show...or is Kevin the Kermit of the boards, and Ryall is Scooter, his assistant? Nah, Scooter is more of a "go-fer", Ryall runs the show...so Ryall is definitely Kermit, what the hell is Kevin?

Maybe Jim Henson?

Or the guy that owns Muppet Theater, who is Scooter's uncle?

Or maybe Orson Wells, at the end of THE MUPPET MOVIE, who gives the Muppets a standard "rich and famous" contract?

And who the hell is the Lew Zealand of the board?

[Jessica]

I don't care, as long as I get to be the Loretta Swit of the board.

[BrianLynch]

You kinda are, you're the very special guest star, since you did a limited run on MONKEY MAN.

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Razorback can be one of the old men in the balcony that shits on everything.

Me, I just want to be a pig in space.

[Jessica]

That's exactly what I was going for!! Plus I get to sing "I Feel The Earth Move Under My Feet"!!

[Razorback]

I think Kevin is the Jim Henson of the board and Ryall is Kermit... but what the hell is Goofy anyway? /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

(oops... I spilled over to "Stand By Me")

RB

[BrianLynch]

Statler and Waldorf are the "old men who shit on everything", and I already claimed them. I will give up this title if I can officially become "board Lew Zealand". It would be a dream come true.

[Razorback]

Lynch has already claimed that balcony, shitter! Shit, pay attention.

RB

[Robbo_the_Hood]

crap. I have to admit, I never knew their names. I hope all can be forgiven. It's really hard keeping in touch when you're just a pig in space.

[Razorback]

I don't know if that can be forgiven.

Anyway, I should be studying... I'm off!

RB

[Outer1]

Perhaps Kevin is Kermit and Ryall is that damn eagle that walks around making sure everyone is behaving lol.

Me? I just wanna be the Swedish Chef

[Omaru]

I cant think of the muppet that best describes me, unknown, makes everyone one or two appearaences, I'm still stuck, besides muppets is all happy go lucky, and I'm all manic depressive life hating and voilent. Anyway Kevin is Jim for sure, Ryal is kermie, and I guess ming might be fozzie /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

[Razorback]

If I was a Muppet then I would be ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RB

[Zens_7s]

I just realized how few female Muppets there are. I refuse to be Ms. Piggy, so somebody find me a muppet!

[Razorback]

I like Miss Piggy... there is something sexy about an obsessive blonde. /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

RB

[Robbo_the_Hood]

Zens could actually pass for Sweedish Chef. Have you seen her mustache? /forums/images/icons/ooo.gif

[BrianLynch]

Girls, huh? There's Janice, a member of The Electric Mayhem, there's Camilla, Gonzo's girlfriend, there's Spamela Hamderson from MUPPETS TONIGHT, and she ain't a real muppet but she was in the MUPPET BABIES cartoon, so there's SKEETER.

If we're talking SESAME STREET muppets, you can have Zoe or Prairie Dawn or Meryl Sheep.

[Omaru]

if ever theres a tome I want some guys hand up my ass, which would never happen, but IF THERE WAS!!! and I had to be a muppet, or puppet i'd be that Straussman puppet cause heh, I can work via remote control too at least.

[Zens_7s]

>>I like Miss Piggy... there is something sexy about an obsessive blonde.>>

Well - I am blonde, so I am halfway there.

>>Zens could actually pass for Sweedish Chef. Have you seen her mustache?>>

And apparently I now have a blonde mustache...

>>If we're talking SESAME STREET muppets, you can have Zoe or Prairie Dawn or Meryl Sheep.>>

So I will be forced to select Meryl Sheep? That would be perfect because Robbo loves sheep already. Loves them in that special kind of way that is only legal in Amsterdam.

[Outer1]

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So I will be forced to select Meryl Sheep? That would be perfect because Robbo loves sheep already. Loves them in that special kind of way that is only legal in Amsterdam.

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Wow, have you ever been reading messages on the internet and suddenly stopped to think to yourself, "That's way more info that I ever wanted to know?" ...

I have! LOL /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[Robbo_the_Hood]

I am now apologizing for any remarks I may have made of Ms. Zens7s on this thread. They were out of line, and in no way should any lady be treated in such a manner. They were comments unbefitting of a gentleman deserving of her company.

PS. This apolog has nothing at all to do with her with holding any special favors or any priveleges I have recently been denied.

[Razorback]

Mhmmm... I understand.

Believe me... I UNDERSTAND! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

RB

[Zens_7s]

It's about time for an apology! I have not had one of those in days.

I forgive you dear Robbo...and like any good woman, I will take under consideration when (and if) you get your privileges reinstated. kiss kiss /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif

[Razorback]

Awww... sweetness.

RB

[Aaron]

Well I think we all know which Muppet I own
Damn I cant believe I missed out on this thread
This is what you get when you go on a 6 day drinking binge

[Razorback]

Speaking of which... I need to go out and get some beer.

RB

[Zens_7s]

&gt;&gt;This is what you get when you go on a 6 day drinking binge &gt;&gt;

I thought that was a bad case of diarrhea and things only cured by penicillin.

[ozchick]

OK so the titles have been sorted out.... now what are the stars about???? some have 'em some don't!

[Razorback]

People rank you... or threads. Some people have yet to be ranked or turned them off (I guess).

RB

[crazysheet]

I remember your (and many others) name, but not the type of things you would post or your attitude, as I'm sure many of you forget me. It's cool, it's almost been a year, which in internet time is like, two years.

[ozchick]

OK I'm with ya now!!! Thanks for the heads up! /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

[Razorback]

Yoda is the shizznit.

RB

[DangerSeeker]

I havent been ranked yet, but I was afraid it involved Junior Varsity celebrities inspecting my sexy rump with a lazer pointer.

I think I'd be Crazy Harry, cause I like stuff what blows up. I'm wondering why RB isn't Sam the Eagle. You've got the flag there, and underneath those feathers, well, never mind.

[Razorback]

Because I'm Razorback... duh.

RB