Ever "google" yourself? [Archive] - Quick Stop Entertainment

Aaron

04-06-2003, 08:41 PM

I just did
Very weird
Apparently I'm a Texas student, a small time actor and funnily enough a one-hit poet
I couldn't get a picture of any of my incarnations though
which is a pity...

MattSinger

04-06-2003, 08:51 PM

My homepage is the #1 site for my name, that's kind of cool. Then there's some other sites by me, then there's some stuff from a guy name "Matt" who is a "singer" in a band.

The first person named Matt Singer who isn't me, is a student at Hobart and William Smith Colleges. A Matt Singer holds numerous batting records at the University of Cincinnati. I need a less common name!

Crystal

04-06-2003, 10:17 PM

I just googled myself last night. Actually, I googled my forum handle "Bad Crystal"...funny thing was that the first link that showed up was for my site even though I don't mention my handle on my site.

Outer1

04-06-2003, 11:27 PM

Rather than searching google.com try this site: Googlism (http://www.googlism.com) . It searches Google for snippets of your name, and prints them out in sentences.....it's very strange indeed.

Ryall

04-07-2003, 02:39 AM

It's crazy...there's actually some Chris Ryall out there who runs this site called--really, you have to hear this--"Movie Poop Shoot.com." How gay does that sound? Especially for me, Chris Ryall, English doctor/Bridge Champion. Those wacky Americans!

There's also some old stuff that shows up that I'd be okay if it was never seen again...anyone know why only certain things show up on there? At least none of soft-core porn pics have shown up yet. If those ever surface, I'll be kicked right off American Idol.

MattSinger

04-07-2003, 02:49 AM

Is it me, or does the dude on American Idol with the spiky red hair (Clay?) look like a Chucky doll all grown up? He freaks me out.

Heh heh...I just mentioned that to my friend and he said he looked "like a Martin Short character." Man, that is good.

Omaru

04-07-2003, 09:40 AM

I did a search on me "Christopher Keane", one of them talks about film productions but most the other searches are for an author, its just ironic cause I like writing.

Aaron

04-07-2003, 10:10 AM

I just went to Googlism and guess what they told me
"Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about aaron poole yet."
...
One day Googlism
oh yes
One day...

Zens_7s

04-07-2003, 10:45 AM

Very exciting....

I am a scultptor of life size human statues.
The webmaster for the University of Colorado
A Reverend for a church

These statues are actually pretty cool (except for the $7K price tag). I think I want one for my house now. Maybe I can ask for a free one because she stole my URL... http://www.susangeissler.com/

Razorback

04-07-2003, 10:47 AM

Since I am the only person on the planet with my name (which is cool) every link was about ME! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif I expected all of them except for one (which was a link to an article I had written for another site... it was an interesting find and explains my brief moment of fame). /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

RB

Kep

04-07-2003, 12:01 PM

Googlism is too cool! I like that!

Turns out:

Jim Keplinger:
jim keplinger is a freelance comic writer and letterer

Ted Noodleman:
ted noodleman is up
ted noodleman is a bicycle delivery boy… and a little delusional
ted noodleman is not quite right

That's just WAY too much fun!

jjcourtright

04-07-2003, 12:50 PM

Apparently Jeff Courtright is a 9-12 grade science teacher which oddly enough is my life plan and I also hold the bulldogs record for two-point near falls whatever that means. The real Jeff Courtright, me, comes up as the fifth link. That means I am moving up in the world, last year I did not exist until page 2. ...Movin' on up...to page one...

Jessica

04-07-2003, 01:20 PM

They are mostly me, but I am also a 1997 Powerlifting champion, a descendant of Biaggio Scalfano, a German Physiks student, and I USED TO BE a small poster child for something like seatbelt safety but that one isn't there anymore...

Dr3vil

04-07-2003, 01:49 PM

Screw that, Googlefight.com is where it's at.

By the way, Aaron, I beat you (http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=Dr3vil&q2=Aaoran&B1=Make+a+fight%21& compare=1&langue=us)

SecretArt

04-07-2003, 04:05 PM

well there is no one else out there with my name...not realy suprising given my surname. my various usernames got some interesting results though *g*

Aaron

04-07-2003, 04:49 PM

I demand a rematch because you spelt my name wrong
whats my name? WHATS MY NAME?
Who beat who biaaatch? (http://www.googlefight.com/cgi-bin/compare.pl?q1=Dr3vil&q2=Aaron&B1=Make+a+fight%21&c ompare=1&langue=us)

themysca

04-07-2003, 07:06 PM

Ok, I just did...

Results : with my real name, only one miss, a strange site in german (that I don't speack) about hard rock (that I don't listen).
About my nick here (and out), only me !!! /forums/images/icons/grin.gif

Bizzo

04-09-2003, 03:35 PM

Apparently my last name is:
senay is a medical correspondent for cbs "early show"
senay is currently writing a book about men's health for a female audience.
senay is clinical professor of microbiology
and the scariest one of all:
senay is drunk and horizontal whilst the stage is used as a causeway by random men from the dressing room
I don't know what that means, but I'm scared.

Outer1

04-09-2003, 03:52 PM

I think maybe you should be, although I have no idea what it means eitehr lol.

Bizzo

04-09-2003, 04:00 PM

I mean I've been good and drunk before, but never passed out on stage that I know of. Though there was that time I was in Funny Girl..........

dEnny

04-09-2003, 11:54 PM

The restraining order prevents me from trying again.

(Haven't read the rest of the posts, but I'm sure someone made a joke similar.)

MattSinger

04-10-2003, 12:40 AM

Denny, you're so nice on Jinxworld...as soon as you don't have the heavy burden of moderation on a message board you bust loose! /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

Ryall

04-10-2003, 02:23 AM

>Denny, you're so nice on Jinxworld...as soon as you don't have the heavy burden of moderation on a message board you bust loose!

yeah, and with those "jokes" he's throwing around here, he probably won't have to worry about a similar burden at this place...

By the way, nice avatar, Matt.

Matt1

04-10-2003, 04:01 AM

Aside from catching a very big fish, there is nada pertaining to me. Or is it myself? That's gonna bug the [censored] out of me. But I digress. So, I guess I'm a worthless loser, what with barely any google hits. But I'm posting here so you guys already knew that.

dEnny

04-10-2003, 03:42 PM

WoHo...look at the big man talking smack. YOU NEED ME!

YOU...NEED...ME!

Speaking of, when am I going to get those privileges...

dEnny

04-10-2003, 03:43 PM

I'm zany. It all depends on my mood. I feel playful here... /forums/images/icons/blush.gif

Ryall

04-10-2003, 03:45 PM

>Speaking of, when am I going to get those privileges...

After a suitable hazing period, of course.

Is the "question mark" key on your keyboard busted?

dEnny

04-10-2003, 03:55 PM

There's a question mark key! Who knew. /forums/images/icons/smirk.gif

Hazing...

yum...

WHAT

Aaron

04-10-2003, 04:38 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
Is the "question mark" key on your keyboard busted?

[/ QUOTE ]
Now now ladies...
Somebody think of the children
Wont somebody PLEASE think of the children?

dEnny

04-10-2003, 05:01 PM

Who.

Ladies.

Children.

What.

Aaron

04-10-2003, 06:30 PM

wow, and heres me thinking that a two year old would have gotten that reference
You live and learn I guess...

Ryall

04-10-2003, 06:40 PM

Well, you have to keep in mind that dEnny's from KENTUCKY...you know, The Short Bus State, like it says on their license plates.

Aaron

04-10-2003, 06:43 PM

Ah, I see.
I will set my dialect to hick.
Thank you.

Outer1

04-10-2003, 11:06 PM

<blockquote>In reply to:<hr />
Well, you have to keep in mind that dEnny's from KENTUCKY...you know, The Short Bus State, like it says on their license plates.

[/ QUOTE ]
The [censored] short bus state LMAO! I wonder how much [censored] you'll get for saying that out loud hehehe.

Zens_7s

04-11-2003, 03:50 AM

Hmmmm...speaking of short buses...I previously owned a SUV that seated 8 people. As a joke we applied for the license-plate SHRT BUS.

For two years I had the plate. Then someone complained, and they made me renew it. At times I wonder why it took so long for the Illinoisans (is that what we are called?) to get the joke.

dEnny

04-11-2003, 10:12 AM

*holds up three fingers

Reference, but it wasn't funny... /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

dEnny

04-11-2003, 10:14 AM

Are just THAT friendly *cue smiling sun...UGH! We have the worst license plate EVER!

I'm getting a UK tag (University of Kentucky).

karinations

04-15-2003, 03:05 AM

I do it sometimes but i actually get real stuff.
And then it makes me wish i was someone cooler than i am.

-V-

http://www.citizenv.com

ozchick

04-15-2003, 04:50 AM

That's super bizaare! I'm a publishing house in Argentina (which took up a whole lotta sites) and I'm someone in Florida who's favourite movie is Beaches! Had to stop at 10 pages of Google!! It's also difficult when your mum's name is the same as an actress (happened to star in Dogma) and they keep offering up sites with naked pics!!! hahahhaha

good fun though!

Aaron

04-15-2003, 03:00 PM

Ha!
How scary would that be if it actualy WAS your mother too
I wouldnt be surprised to see my ex naked on a site somewhere

Robbo_the_Hood

04-24-2003, 04:42 AM

I know this is old news, but I have gooled and done the googlism. Under Google, I was third thing they found, and on the second page in something different. Under googlism, I was the second of the three things listed. I'm pretty damn unique.

Aaron

09-30-2005, 03:34 PM

I thought I'd resurrect this old thread as I've recently noticed an influx of crap, amateur actors with my name
My IMDB counterpart has finally received a photo too
I think Bizarro-Aaron is kinda hot...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0690803/

actualsize

10-01-2005, 04:24 AM

No. I'm not that flexible.

bwdial

10-01-2005, 02:37 PM

Apparently, I'm pretty good with a front end loader...

http://www.ngb.army.mil/news/story.asp?id=848

Strangely, my other alter ego...the one in prison for murder...doesn't show up.
Several years ago, on the east coast of Florida, someone by the name of Bradley Dial was convicted of murdering his live in girlfriend's son by beating him to death. Originally, it was she that was accused of the crime, but she turned state's evidence and he went to jail.
My parents seriously thought about running an ad in the Tampa Tribune saying it wasn't me. I was living in Atlanta at the time.
I think I'll go to my next highschool reunion wearing an orange jumpsuit.

Zens7s

10-01-2005, 03:03 PM

Aaron

10-01-2005, 08:38 PM

I re-googled myself and now I am not just an artist anymore, but the president of the PTA. I am confident that this distinction will NEVER get confused with me.
Well, I could see you at a PTA, but only in the sense of the mother who is handing out cocktails...

Zens7s

10-02-2005, 12:57 AM

Well, I could see you at a PTA, but only in the sense of the mother who is handing out cocktails...

I have a magnet on my fridge of this:
http://mikwright.com/images/inventory/Mugs/2300.jpg
If you can't read it, the quote is "Monica dear, that was a precious little story. Now, be a sweetheart and fix mommy another martini."

Aaron

10-02-2005, 09:09 AM

I have a magnet on my fridge of this:
Cool
Reminds me a little of the one on my mothers fridge
"We child-proofed the house, but they keep getting back in"

Mighty Wingman

10-02-2005, 12:47 PM

I thought I would link this to the other thread like it For a good googling (http://moviepoopshoot.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2779)

acid_soda

10-02-2005, 10:06 PM

I've googled me and it turns out that I am a doctor in some nameless town...
If only i could land a job like that :(

Zens7s

10-02-2005, 10:24 PM

I've googled me and it turns out that I am a doctor in some nameless town...
If only i could land a job like that :(
Well, your first step would be to go pre-med. ;)

Aaron

10-02-2005, 10:37 PM

I thought I would link this to the other thread like it For a good googling (http://moviepoopshoot.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2779)
Thats beautiful
Now if only that other thread came first ;)

Mighty Wingman

10-03-2005, 02:13 PM

I always come first , just ask the ladies.

Aaron

10-04-2005, 09:50 AM

That's why I always liked the phrase "nice guys finish last"

Mighty Wingman

10-04-2005, 06:55 PM

You would know.

phit_demon

10-04-2005, 09:12 PM

Apparently I'm a singer/songwriter:

www.brian-fitzpatrick.com

...and a canadian politician

www.brianfitzpatrickmp.ca

...amongst others.

Peoria

10-04-2005, 10:39 PM

I guess I play collegiate tennis and I also own couple of stores in Wisconsin. I'm going to give it twenty years and I bet I show up above those guys. It's kinda like a weird version of Fable. I know I'm gonna become a hero, the only question is will my name be revered in legends of a chivalrous knight or will the evil wizard's name be used to scare little children into minding their parents? MUAHAHAHA.

Zens7s

10-04-2005, 10:46 PM

Apparently I'm a singer/songwriter:

www.brian-fitzpatrick.com

...and a canadian politician

www.brianfitzpatrickmp.ca

...amongst others.
And you are also a guy who lost his mind the 300th time that somebody made the "Is your name Brian Fitzpatrick or Patrick Fitzbrian?" joke. I knew a guy back in Chicago named Brian Fitzpatrick and he about went postal from it.

I bet you $10 that FanGirl knows a guy from back home with that name too.

phit_demon

10-04-2005, 11:39 PM

And you are also a guy who lost his mind the 300th time that somebody made the "Is your name Brian Fitzpatrick or Patrick Fitzbrian?" joke. I knew a guy back in Chicago named Brian Fitzpatrick and he about went postal from it.

I bet you $10 that FanGirl knows a guy from back home with that name too.

Really?!! I've never met anyone with the same name as me...it must be more common on your side.

RobinHoodDaffy

10-04-2005, 11:48 PM

That's because this "Dublin" you speak of has no Irish culture. Fine American cities like Chicago and Boston, now there's some fine Irish civilization!

Zens7s

10-05-2005, 12:26 AM

Really?!! I've never met anyone with the same name as me...it must be more common on your side.
Yes, really. Combine Brian Fitzpatrick's with Patrick O'Reilly's and end with Michael O'Malley's and that is the list of 50% of the people I knew growing up. :)

And then there's my sister in law Colleen McCauley, ex boyfriend Michael Ignatius Fitzgerald Smart, ...the list goes on and on.

actualsize

10-05-2005, 02:46 AM

Yes, really. Combine Brian Fitzpatrick's with Patrick O'Reilly's and end with Michael O'Malley's and that is the list of 50% of the people I knew growing up. :)

And then there's my sister in law Colleen McCauley, ex boyfriend Michael Ignatius Fitzgerald Smart, ...the list goes on and on.
William Fitzgerald
Gerald Fitzpatrick
Patrick Fitzwilliam

Aaron

10-05-2005, 01:09 PM

That's because this "Dublin" you speak of has no Irish culture. Fine American cities like Chicago and Boston, now there's some fine Irish civilization!
Indeed, we didn't like our weather so we migrated

phit_demon

10-05-2005, 03:07 PM

Zens7s

10-05-2005, 03:11 PM

I feel like a xeroxed piece of paper...:(
I would recommend staying in Ireland and avoiding Chicago and New York where all the Irish people are. :)

Antonio_Bay

10-26-2008, 06:54 PM

I googled my forum handle

Heh. Apparently I'm a fictitious town from an 80's movie. Cool...

:p

(It's 10pm and I'm working. Saw 2 is about to start on C4, and I have a collection of James Horner tracks in my right ear. I'm adding products to a shop template and enjoying it. I've just made a cup of hot chocolate. It's cold and rainy outside, and it feels like Christmas. I'm allowing myself a Shoot break every 20 mins. Tonight, the archives are amusing more than any current thread.)

Shäne

10-26-2008, 07:21 PM

I just googled "Shäne" with the umlaut and my myspace was the first link. Guess it was a more original idea than I thought. :cool:

marksiwel

10-27-2008, 03:00 AM

I googled myself, I didnt like what I found. They know too much

ratm1966

10-27-2008, 10:42 PM

I googled myself, I didnt like what I found. They know too much
Yeah, those sex offender websites are a bitch, aren't they? :D

BOP TILL U DROP

10-27-2008, 11:51 PM

Yeah, those sex offender websites are a bitch, aren't they? :D
POW! Right in the kisser!

dtcb

10-28-2008, 12:11 AM

POW! Right in the kisser!

which is the name of mark's 'sex offender' web site......

MattCohen

10-28-2008, 12:48 AM

one of the proudest facts in my life, is that if you google my name and the word "comics", or "comic books" my QSE blog comes up first.

marksiwel

10-28-2008, 01:13 AM

which is the name of mark's 'sex offender' web site......

Damn you people are good

ZBarclay

10-28-2008, 01:53 AM

I can't google myself unless I'm home, light some candles, and play a little soft rock. I like to be romantical.

ratm1966

10-28-2008, 10:48 PM

romantical

Is that like from The Adventures of Ford Fairlane?

By-tor

10-29-2008, 12:12 AM

Is that like from The Adventures of Ford Fairlane?
"My hair!!! My hair!!!"

Got-damn I love that flick. :cool:

Cuclean

10-29-2008, 12:17 AM

I would recommend staying in Ireland and avoiding Chicago and New York where all the Irish people are. :)

Stupid bloody Irish spreading their seed.

dtcb

10-29-2008, 05:58 AM

"My hair!!! My hair!!!"

I still use that line. damn funny.

RobinHoodDaffy

10-29-2008, 06:41 AM

I would recommend staying in Ireland and avoiding Chicago and New York where all the Irish people are. :)

Don't tell Boston that.:D

ratm1966

10-31-2008, 12:09 AM

"My hair!!! My hair!!!"

Got-damn I love that flick. :cool:
Yeah, it is another DVD I have to throw in the player at least once every few months.

Lotism

10-31-2008, 12:31 AM

A few things come up. Some slanderous Lies!, some musician and something in German which I have no idea what it says.
edit: Also my facebook account is comes up too.

BOP TILL U DROP

10-31-2008, 12:37 AM

A link to my facebook page came up, apparantly there's a Charnita Allen in Michigan, too. Classmates.com come's up too for a Charnita in Maryland. Typed in "Bop till u drop", and my youtube page came up.

Antonio_Bay

10-31-2008, 07:41 AM

Also my facebook account is comes up too.

After watching a programme on how much personal info your networking site profiles really give out about you, and are sold on to other other companies without your knowledge, I'm glad my Facebook profile uses a pseudonym name, too.

BlueRoster

10-31-2008, 11:46 AM

I learned that I am both a singer/songwriter and a possibly wrongly convicted murderer sitting on death row...sadly, according to google, I am not a documentary filmmaker... :*(

Cuclean

10-31-2008, 12:10 PM

I'm a doctor, a musician, and a financial planning consultant... and some tosser actor.:o

Aaron

10-31-2008, 01:24 PM

Rather than searching google.com try this site: Googlism (http://www.googlism.com) . It searches Google for snippets of your name, and prints them out in sentences.....it's very strange indeed.

I just went to Googlism and guess what they told me
"Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about aaron poole yet."
...
One day Googlism
oh yes
One day...

5 years later...

"Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about aaron poole yet."

:(

DAMN YOU GOOGLISM!

RobinHoodDaffy

10-31-2008, 04:42 PM

Yeah, after my improv troupe putting up it's website and getting my name in all sorts of articles about theater in Portland.

I am still a dead dog, a download guru, or some guy in Swindon.

sigh.

ratm1966

10-31-2008, 10:36 PM

The first entry was some dude that posted a couple album reviews for The LVRS, which was a side project for My Ruin. The reviews are on their MySpace page. Wait, that really was me.

The next one was some civilian employee at Holloman AFB, NM that received a Superior Performer (Individual) Award for a major base exercise/inspection that took place in 2007. Oh wait, that was also really me.

The next one was some douche bag that wand two DVDs (Asphalt Wars and Scorpius Gigantus) from the DVD Late Show. Okat, that actually was me too.

There were other entries, but they just used combinations of my first and last name (i.e. first name used by one person and last name by another), so I didn't list them.

10-31-2008, 10:53 PM

I'm all over the damn place... blog, DVD reviews, cell phone complaints. Image search, too...

Lotism

11-01-2008, 02:54 PM

After watching a programme on how much personal info your networking site profiles really give out about you, and are sold on to other other companies without your knowledge, I'm glad my Facebook profile uses a pseudonym name, too.

That is very true. Kind of scary.