Yes, we know we're already into February, but it just wouldn't be right to just let the last year of cinematic crap escape without a final review and, as per last year, a prize for the faithful.
This year, we're featuring twelve finalists for the worst movie of 2003, and you, the reader, get to vote for which one will be the 'official' worst movie of 2003 according to CRITICAL MESS. Send your choices via email to criticalmess@minerwerks.com. IMPORTANT: Be sure to put "2003 Messy" as the subject of the message! I will accept entries through Sunday February 29th.
Also, as we did last year, you can also vote for the best critical barbs of 2003. In addition to the finalists below, other CRITICAL MESS entries from 2003 can be found in the archives section. All of those are eligible for quote voting as well. You can choose up to five of your favorite lines and send them to the same address,
criticalmess@minerwerks.com.
Now, for that prize part...
Okay, I know we're already into February, but you can still use a calendar for ten and a half more months, right? I've got three of the BEAUTIFUL View Askewniverse 10th Anniversary Calendars to give away to random voters, so get those choices in by February 20th!
- Derek Miner
