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Van Der Beek and Biggs in 'Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back'! SPOILERS!!!

Long time reader, first time poster.

I was rifling through the Miramax garbage bins today, and I found this picture (along with the script for a scrapped sequel to 'Down to You' called 'Down to You 2: Freddie's Dead').

This is a picture of Jason Biggs as the Hemp Knight, Bluntman, and James Van Der Beek as his young ward, Chronic from Miramax's summer flick, 'Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back'!!!

Gotta say - Biggs packed on the pounds for this role. Wow. He looks fatter than fuck. It looks like this 'Loser' had one too many pieces of 'American Pie', and now he's unattractive to both 'Boys and Girls', and shouldn't eat any 'American Pie 2' if he wants to be 'Saving Silverman' (those are all titles of movies Jason Biggs has been in).

And while the mask obscures his face, you can tell that's Van Der Beek in those tight grays - especially his package, if you know what I mean. :P

Call me "ALOTTA FREETIME".

P.S. - I mean his dick when I say "his package."

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