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LAWRENCE OF A LABIA IS ALL OVER SPIDERMAN!!!
Lawrence of a Labia checking in with some scoops that rule. This one's even better than my scoop about BATMAN RETURNS where I laid it on the line and told everyone that in the movie Batman was indeed returning and there would be super villains of some sort.
Anyway, I know a guy who knows a guy who's dating a girl who's brother reads some other web-site and he told me all the inside poop about the upcoming SPIDER MAN flick!
That's right, keep it on the hush hush but they are indeed filming a movie about everyone's favorite character whoís name doesn't rhyme with DATMAN, SPIDER MAN! Haven't heard who's directing it or whether or not someone's writing it, and not too clear on just who the actors that will portraying the Wall Climber and his rogue's gallery are, but this much is true, my friend says he'd stake his life on it---
- Spider Man WILL be in it. As will Peter Parker, whom we all know is Spider Man's second name. When the actor playing the parts is IN the costume, he will be called SPIDER MAN. When he is wearing his street clothes, he will be referred to as Peter Parker.
- There is, most likely, a super villain for Spider Man to battle. No one has been announced, but I for one nominate HYRDO MAN! Think about it, THE ABYSS has more than proven that water effects can not only be done but DONE WELL, and it would provide the opportunity for lots of Mr. Freeze-esque jokes like in BATMAN & ROBIN. "H2-Uh-oh, Spidey, you're through!" and "I'm trying to drown your sorrows!" or maybe just maybe "You're all wet!" and my personal fave (you can borrow this, film-makers), "Eat water which I'm killing you with, faggot!" Maybe they could even get the guy who played Mr. Freeze to be Hydro Man. His german accent would make the faggot line seem all the funnier.
- There will be a scene, or series of scenes in which we see just HOW Peter Parker (see No.1 for who Peter Parker is) gets the powers that make him Spider Man. This scene will feature lots of dramatic music and at first, Peter Parker thinks nothing of it. And then he does, and eventually, probably because a spider crashes through his window or something, he decides to become SPIDER MAN.
- There will be special effects involved to make it look like Spider Man is doing some amazing things because real people can't do what Spider Man does. Think about it, if he did what a normal man did then he'd be called "Man Man" and who would pay to see that? Anyway, look for the director of the film to say something like "(insert f/x company here) has/had really outdid himself/herself/themselves with this one. It's astonishing and the audience will see something they have never seen before." Also count on the F/X company to say something like "I woulda done this for free, it's a dream come true."
- There will be, probably, no dinosaurs in the movie.
So get ready. Hope this isn't too spoiler laiden for you. I just hope they release the movie late in
the year, for Oscar Consideration.
Lawrence of A Labia beaming out!
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