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Week of March 13, 2006

You can take "The Peacemaker," "Deep Impact," and "The Tuxedo." We'll take "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and anything else that didn't suck.

Emilio's 17

Yeah, like he needed all that overpriced crap anyway...

This lawsuit's going to make 'House Party' look like 'House Party Two!'

I told you... don't call me SENIOR!!

Maybe this is all a bad dream too?

Thanks Sharon, but I think I'll wait until this one comes out on DVD (so I can freeze frame of course)

There is absolutely, positively no nepotism in Hollywood. None.

You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.

This band will go down like a lead balloon

Well, Goodbye there Children...

They can't sell the Capitol Records building! What will be left to destroy in the next crappy 'end of the world' movie?

Same old Courtney - still sponging off Kurt

Panic on the streets of Austin

You're a fat, Botox faced, wig-wearing ninny! Oh yeah? Well your band has a dirty H addict as a lead singer!

Black Sabbath, Blondie, Miles Davis, The Sex Pistols, Lynyrd Skynyrd Enter Rock Hall



01 THE BREAK-UP $39.17
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02 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND $34.02
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03 OVER THE HEDGE $20.65
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04 THE DAVINCI CODE $18.61
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05 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III $4.68
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06 POSEIDON $3.49
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07 RV $3.20
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08 SEE NO EVIL $2.04
$1607/avg

09 AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH $1.36
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10 JUST MY LUCK $855K
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PERFECT PITCH

By David Thomas

February 3, 2004

It’s looking like 2004 may be the year the music world officially crumbles. Signs of portent and doom are everywhere. And indie music fans should not be celebrating. Don’t think this is the big leagues' problem alone. Right now there are too many indie labels out there trying to capture the same share of the market that has always existed, yet is now shrinking.

So many people grabbing for a slice of the pie makes things that much harder for artists, labels and the buyers that try to keep track of it all. A recent letter from Suburban Home, an indie label and distributor, was distressing to say the least.

“As the retail music industry continues to go through hard times, we have just been informed our biggest record distributor will be sending us a substantial retail return. This is the second return in two months, and they total $40,000. Without getting into specifics, this means that we will not be expecting a payment for quite some time.

For an independent business like mine, this could prove to be the end of Suburban home…”

Virgil Dicerkson, Suburban Home
www.suburbanhomerecords.com

I’m not going to tell anyone to go buy Suburban Home records just to help out their financial situation. But it wouldn’t be a bad thing if you’ve downloaded any of their artists or burned copies of their CDs to go out and buy one. Go to their site and check out their store.

Even though Suburban Home isn’t the biggest of the indie labels, the epidemic is only going to get worse. I hate being the doomsayer and carrying this theme over from the last column but things don’t look good. However here are a few uplifting musical moments I’ve experienced in the last few weeks.

Pick of the Week

BLUE SKY MILE, Sands Once Seas (Initial Records)

BLUE SKY MILE sounds like they’ve totally missed out on the emo revolution. They obviously haven’t heard any of the new bands with screaming vocals over melodic guitars and pounding choruses or even the bare-bones take of acoustic emo. It seems like they’ve missed everything that’s happened since the PROMISE RING broke-up.

Their style features ringing guitar tones that are crisp and free of most distortion, a perky upbeat bass and a crystal clear singer in Jerry Kansky. It doesn’t really matter that you’ve heard all these songs before in some incarnation by some other band, the fact is you haven’t heard them done so well since the turn of the millennium.

“Never Say Die” has a number of tempo changes and a catchy chorus that exemplifies the band’s dedication to producing a quality record that still makes toes tap. And while many (and I mean many) of the lyrics sound rehashed from other band’s songbooks it doesn’t detract too much from the overall enjoyment. Sands Once Seasis an album you can file right between those old favorites and never notice that it came out last week.

Out of Nowhere Pick of the Week

THE LIFT, Road To Hana (Little Red Records, www.theliftstation.com)

I get dozens of e-mails asking “If I send you my CD will you review it on the esteemed MoviePoopShoot.com?” Well, the esteemed part may be left off but trust me, I get a lot of these requests. Usually what happens is I reply with my address and say I’ll give it a listen. Than I either never receive anything or end up with a really awful demo CD-R.

THE LIFT’s Road to Hana arrived at a slow time and got mixed into the short stack of CDs on my desk to be played in my computer as I was working. Sometimes I just blindly grab a disc and slip it into the tray without even seeing what it is.

As the tiny speakers came to life with a big rock crescendo from “Bury The Lead,” I could’ve sworn I was listening to PHANTOM PLANET’S latest. Except I was more impressed with the song than past PHANTOM PLANET offerings. This made me want to see who was producing PHANTOM PLANET these days. Of course, the case I grabbed belonged to this nobody outfit called THE LIFT.

This Los Angeles band managed to sneak one by me. And they had me hooked. The songs on Road To Hana are impressive in their complexity, catchiness and big rock sound. Hearing the soaring vocals and solid drumming just served to reinforce my beliefs that I was listing to a great record. Half-way through the 12 tracks, I was still interested and even towards the end I was still paying full attention to the high-quality production and polish of the record. There is obviously a love for early, Bends-era RADIOHEAD, but also an appreciation of rock that truly guides the group’s hand.

I have no idea how successful this band is or if they even tour. The only thing listed on their Web site is the option to purchase Road To Hana. So that means I’ve given two free plugs in one column. www.theliftstation.com

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