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Week of March 13, 2006

You can take "The Peacemaker," "Deep Impact," and "The Tuxedo." We'll take "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and anything else that didn't suck.

Emilio's 17

Yeah, like he needed all that overpriced crap anyway...

This lawsuit's going to make 'House Party' look like 'House Party Two!'

I told you... don't call me SENIOR!!

Maybe this is all a bad dream too?

Thanks Sharon, but I think I'll wait until this one comes out on DVD (so I can freeze frame of course)

There is absolutely, positively no nepotism in Hollywood. None.

You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.

This band will go down like a lead balloon

Well, Goodbye there Children...

They can't sell the Capitol Records building! What will be left to destroy in the next crappy 'end of the world' movie?

Same old Courtney - still sponging off Kurt

Panic on the streets of Austin

You're a fat, Botox faced, wig-wearing ninny! Oh yeah? Well your band has a dirty H addict as a lead singer!

Black Sabbath, Blondie, Miles Davis, The Sex Pistols, Lynyrd Skynyrd Enter Rock Hall



01 THE BREAK-UP $39.17
$12759/av

02 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND $34.02
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03 OVER THE HEDGE $20.65
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04 THE DAVINCI CODE $18.61
$4953/avg

05 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III $4.68
$1756/avg

06 POSEIDON $3.49
$1283/avg

07 RV $3.20
$1469/avg

08 SEE NO EVIL $2.04
$1607/avg

09 AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH $1.36
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10 JUST MY LUCK $855K
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PERFECT PITCH

By David Thomas

July 13, 2004

Dave goes hardcore on your ass

I dedicate this column to all the people that wrote me such eloquent fan mail for my review of the BEASTIE BOYS' album a few weeks back. I have no clue what is going on in music, quite obviously. So I'm going to spend a few minutes discussing the hardest stuff on my desk.

EIGHTEEN VISIONS, Obsession (Trustkill Records)

Undoubtedly the best chance at a recent heavy metal band to go mainstream is EIGHTEEN VISIONS. Second track "I Let Go" has that arena-rock guitar riff every one-off nu-metal band has used since the days of KORN but singer James Hart's emo-meets Scott Weiland vocals rise over the dirge and brighten the song to a safer more accessible realm. It's a sure fire single and something I wouldn't turn the station from if it came on the radio. That says a lot since most alt-rock stations aren't even worth the time of checking in on during the morning commute.

And if there was any question on the Weiland comparisons the next song, "Crushed," clears up any doubt. But the backbone of the songs, and much of the album, has a hardcore drumbeat and classic metal guitar noodling. This new breed of "hardcore" bands is really revitalizing the metal genre. And it 's not a bad thing. Bands like KILLSWITCH ENGAGE, AVENGED SEVENFOLD & SHADOWS FALL do a tremendous job of bringing the style to a new generation that is sick of emo and eager for aggressive music. EIGHTEEN VISIONS just has the rock and roll glitz of GUNS N' ROSES and STONE TEMPLE PILOTS that the others don't want a piece of.

Finishing out the trio of infectious songs, track four, "This Time" brings in more of the traditional screaming that is common among all these bands but counteracts it with grand rock n roll back-up vocals and straightforward singing. The album isn't just radio-hits, "Bleed By Yourself," though. There are heavier tunes like the title track and even ballads like "I Should Tell You." These diversions make Obsession a well-rounded disc any metal head or hard rock fan can enjoy.

FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND, Casually Dressed & Deep In Conversation (Ferret Records)

FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND is the second type of new hardcore band on the scene. While those like EIGHTEEN VISIONS meld punk with metal, others fall bank on indie rock and emo as the backdrop for their hard-driving angst. On Casually Dressed & Deep in Conversation these two styles clash in a much less seemless style than what EIGHTEEN VISIONS is attempting on Obsession.

It clearly is the difference in two sub-genres and both are extremely popular. And it doesn't mean FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND isn't any good. There are lot sof worthy moments on this long-titled disc. "Bullet Theory" is one of the more cohesive tracks that mixes hoarse screams with smoothly sung choruses. But I think it will be much harder for the boys in FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND hitting the mass airwaves. The group will build their following at all-ages shows across the country.

"Escape Artists Never Die" is a more melodic track that has quickly become my favorite. I don't know if it's because the sound reminds me of one of my favorite departed bands, FURTHER SEEMS FOREVER, or just because it's a sold track that has some power and melody in proper doses. The only problem with the disc is that by midway through songs like "Storytelling" start to blend with the rest of the tracks. And in the end, while a solid effort, FUNERAL FOR A FRIEND just doesn't go the extra step to nail down something totally memorable. I will say the band is definitely better than 90% of the stuff I' ve been getting lately and I will always give a release or show of theirs a chance.

Dave reorganizes his desk

Sometimes the discs take control. And like the rats from WILLARD, they have minds of their own and I lose track of which disc is in which case as I go from home to car to office. I'm sure this is one of the allures of the iPod and all the rest of the MP3 players I've never bothered to purchase. I like my discs. And like many of you that are in my same boat I'm sure you've discovered some of your favorite discs when finally sorting through the piles. Long last friends that have been missing for too long.

ONELINEDRAWING, The Volunteers (Jade Tree)

This disc went right into its proper case and then right into the stereo. With the headphones on you get a real appreciation for what Jonah is doing on this latest disc. Although I'll admit the first half is far superior to the second.

THE JEALOUS SOUND, Kill Them With Kindness (Better Looking Records)

Finding this disc is an ongoing task since I try and listen to it frequently and it's always getting misfiled. I enjoy the big rock sound from such an aesthetically indie-rock band and the album works in the car as well as at the office.

ATREYU, The Curse (Victory Records)

The hunt is still on for this disc. It just debuted at #1 on the Billboard Independent charts and would've been perfect in this hardcore round-up. Unfortunately it is totally lost. Too bad too since it's one of my favorite records of the year.

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