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Week of March 13, 2006

You can take "The Peacemaker," "Deep Impact," and "The Tuxedo." We'll take "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and anything else that didn't suck.

Emilio's 17

Yeah, like he needed all that overpriced crap anyway...

This lawsuit's going to make 'House Party' look like 'House Party Two!'

I told you... don't call me SENIOR!!

Maybe this is all a bad dream too?

Thanks Sharon, but I think I'll wait until this one comes out on DVD (so I can freeze frame of course)

There is absolutely, positively no nepotism in Hollywood. None.

You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.

This band will go down like a lead balloon

Well, Goodbye there Children...

They can't sell the Capitol Records building! What will be left to destroy in the next crappy 'end of the world' movie?

Same old Courtney - still sponging off Kurt

Panic on the streets of Austin

You're a fat, Botox faced, wig-wearing ninny! Oh yeah? Well your band has a dirty H addict as a lead singer!

Black Sabbath, Blondie, Miles Davis, The Sex Pistols, Lynyrd Skynyrd Enter Rock Hall



01 THE BREAK-UP $39.17
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02 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND $34.02
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03 OVER THE HEDGE $20.65
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04 THE DAVINCI CODE $18.61
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05 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III $4.68
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06 POSEIDON $3.49
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07 RV $3.20
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08 SEE NO EVIL $2.04
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09 AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH $1.36
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10 JUST MY LUCK $855K
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PERFECT PITCH

By David Thomas

July 20, 2004

Concert reviews as a fan

The life of a music journalist involves many sacrifices. Chief among them is the fact that you really can’t be a fan of any group. Second is the fact that you can’t drink alcohol when reviewing a concert. At least I don’t.

So the chance to catch a few shows as a fan instead of as a critic is quite welcoming. What follow below, therefore, aren’t really reviews but fan critiques since I imbibed alcohol freely and didn’t take such good notes.

VAN HALEN
July 19
United Center
Chicago, Illinois

Some people love Sammy Hagar, some people hate him. All I can say is that he did a great job leading VAN HALEN last night. The tickets for the show are the first I’ve actually purchased in a long time. They were a birthday gift for my new fiancé and I won’t mention how much they cost because she reads this column. However, to say both tickets, with TicketMaster charges, came in over $200 would not be an understatement.

Regardless, I had never seen VAH HALEN and it was a gift so it was well worth the money for the tickets and the $7 beer. Immediately the group pulled the fan favorite card with “Jump.” However, it was quite sad to see four rapidly aging men all dressed in the same clothes they’d been touring in for years playing a song called “Jump” when none of them could actually jump that impressively. The playing was also a bit jumbled during this first tune and I was worried. This could be horrible.

Luckily they were saved with Hagar-era tracks like “Runaround” and “Poundcake” and the arena was a rocking. But every time there were a string of good tunes, the group went into “solo” mode. First it was bassist Michael Anthony, then a drum solo from Alex Van Halen, then two horrible solo songs from Hagar and finally a ripping guitar solo from Eddie Van Halen that was awesome for the first five minutes and tiresome the next ten. It was also strange to see Hagar signing T-shirts, posters or whatever was thrown towards stage mid-song.

I’m sad to say it was very cool to hear all the hits and the band did sound good, especially Eddie. He may look like a strung-out heroin addict but he can still rip the solos. I was even surprised by how good all those old riffs stand up over time.

I won’t go into how bizarre the make-up of the crowd was. There are just too many jokes about bad style to list. As the night ended and we walked out of the United Center, it was hard to keep the songs out of your head. “Unchained,” “Why Can’t This Be Love” and “Ain’t Talkin’ Bout Love” were definitely favorites and you just couldn’t review a show like that sober.

BIG BOI
July 15
House of Blues
Chicago, Illinois

Last week we lucked out and got free tickets to see Big Boi of OUTKAST fame play a solo show at House of Blues. It was an easy sell since the House of Blues in Chicago is one of the best venues to see a show. It’s intimate, has good sight lines and great sound. Strangely the show was sponsored by American Express, that’s how we got the tickets, and there were AmEx banners everywhere as well as a huge video set-up with movie-quality cameras filming the entire show.

I saw OUTKAST on the first tour in support of Stankonia and was blown away by perhaps the best live rap group on the scene. Big Boi by himself was definitely above average but of course couldn’t compare to the duo. But I will give the artist his due, his voice sounded good, there wasn’t a gigantic crew on stage rapping every other word over him and there were live musicians on stage. That’s unusual.

Song’s like “The Way You Move” from "Speakerboxx" made appearances and so did a few OUTKAST tunes like “Ms. Jackson” and “So Fresh, So Clean” that didn’t sound too different with the absence of Andre. It was impressive to see a rap concert done with such musicianship and high quality of sound that is often missing in a live setting.

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