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Week of March 13, 2006

You can take "The Peacemaker," "Deep Impact," and "The Tuxedo." We'll take "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and anything else that didn't suck.

Emilio's 17

Yeah, like he needed all that overpriced crap anyway...

This lawsuit's going to make 'House Party' look like 'House Party Two!'

I told you... don't call me SENIOR!!

Maybe this is all a bad dream too?

Thanks Sharon, but I think I'll wait until this one comes out on DVD (so I can freeze frame of course)

There is absolutely, positively no nepotism in Hollywood. None.

You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.

This band will go down like a lead balloon

Well, Goodbye there Children...

They can't sell the Capitol Records building! What will be left to destroy in the next crappy 'end of the world' movie?

Same old Courtney - still sponging off Kurt

Panic on the streets of Austin

You're a fat, Botox faced, wig-wearing ninny! Oh yeah? Well your band has a dirty H addict as a lead singer!

Black Sabbath, Blondie, Miles Davis, The Sex Pistols, Lynyrd Skynyrd Enter Rock Hall



01 THE BREAK-UP $39.17
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02 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND $34.02
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03 OVER THE HEDGE $20.65
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04 THE DAVINCI CODE $18.61
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05 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III $4.68
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06 POSEIDON $3.49
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07 RV $3.20
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08 SEE NO EVIL $2.04
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09 AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH $1.36
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10 JUST MY LUCK $855K
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PERFECT PITCH

By David Thomas

August 31, 2004

I know you guys are bummed I haven't been writing every week but it's been a pretty dry summer for new music and I'd rather save up for a good column than write two big piles of steaming you know what. Like I said there is some good music out there. I've gone back through my piles to catch up on a few of interest.

Pick of the Week
SPARTA, Porcelain (Geffen)

Like the first SPARTA record, I had to give Porcelain some room to breath. This time out I did know what to expect a lot more than the first time this half of AT THE DRIVE-IN went out on its own and that should've gotten this review to print much faster. But I still wanted to wait it out. I always hate writing a review one or two days after getting a disc only to have my opinion change considerably with repeated listenings.

A few years of touring under their belt has certainly upped the cohesiveness of the group's songwriting. There's no lo longer a sense that the band is being timid in putting out their own vision. That allows a SPARTA "sound" to emerge much more on Porcelain then before. "Hiss The Villain" stands out as the archetypical song for the band. There are lots of frenzied drums; Jim Ward's screaming vocals and really well assembled background vocals on the choruses.

Along with .AND YOU WILL KNOW US BY THE TRAIL OF DEAD, SPARTA seems to be one of the few bands to take the evolution of rock music seriously. Unlike every rock act we saw on the MTV Awards the other night, SPARTA is doing something unique and artistic while still producing extremely easy to listen to songs. "While Oceania Sleeps" takes things a step slower and allows Ward and company to shine. The relaxed tone creates a nice groove and emits something that most new bands don't, feeling.

Indie Pick of the Week
ATREYU, Cursed (Victory Records)

It seems every other band I receive is a hardcore act. I have no idea if the new crop of kids going to hardcore shows is large enough to support so many acts on the road but it supply doesn't usually outgrow demand so quickly in the music world.

Luckily ATREYU is one of those bands that does modern hardcore right. When you say "modern hardcore" that means they add a bit of heavy metal to the whole thing. And unlike a lot of the bands coming out these days you can actually bang your head in rhythm to ATREYU.

As amazing as it sounds that's the main reason this disc is so good. Sure the vocals are mostly undistinguishable from English, but when the clear-cut choruses shine through this is one of the strongest records of the year. "Bleeding Mascara" starts things heavy and the intensity doesn't drop down from there.

Derivative Picks of the Week
NEW TRANSIT DIRECTION, Wonderful Defense Mechanisms (Some Records)

This disc has slowly grown on me. It's not a favorite pick but for some reason has ended up at the top of my listen pile lately. There's not too much original going on in this pseudo intellectual hard rock band. Plenty of AT THE DRIVE-IN influences mix with both QUICKSAND and lighter fair like PINBACK. The interesting mix delivers for the most part but there's still too much ambivalence going on here to really pick the group out of the pack of countless others.

RESIDENT EVIL:APOCALYPSE, Original Soundtrack (Roadrunner)

Most people point to SINGLES as the movie that brought movie soundtracks to the forefront. While the songs on that album are still some of the best to accompany a movie, the film that really established the mold for all since was THE CROW soundtrack.

To this day the songs by THE CURE, STONE TEMPLE PILOTS and NINE INCH NAILS are some of the best in their catalogues. It also brought a more diverse mix of acts to the table than the grungier SINGLES. Unfortunately it also set the bar for every movie soundtrack since. Thus we're left with RESIDENT EVIL: APOCALYPSE, a mishmash of hard rock that leaves us popping in the CROW DVD.

Surprisingly the opening track, "Vermillion" by SLIPKNOT, isn't that bad. I' m not a fan of the costumed metal act but this reminded me of before metal slipped downhill a few years into the OZZFEST era. Unfortunately everything goes downhill from there. THE USED's track is well orchestrated but nothing they do in the studio can hide their lack of talent. An even worse offender is THE CURE. While they produced one of their best songs for THE CROW, "Us or Them" is a stab at hard rock that is so misguided Robert Smith should call it quits, again.

A PERFECT CIRCLE adds a remix, displaying this album doesn't even deserve a B-side from one of the bigger names on the track listing. It segues into a decent track from KILLSWITCH ENGAGE but the few highpoints aren't enough to keep you from hitting the skip button. CKY adds a track from their last record and the DEFTONES donate a cover of DURAN DURAN's "The Chauffeur" which isn't half bad.

But overall this album will sit in my stacks for months as strictly a reference tool and not anything I'll want to listen to.

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