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Week of March 13, 2006

You can take "The Peacemaker," "Deep Impact," and "The Tuxedo." We'll take "Gladiator," "American Beauty" and anything else that didn't suck.

Emilio's 17

Yeah, like he needed all that overpriced crap anyway...

This lawsuit's going to make 'House Party' look like 'House Party Two!'

I told you... don't call me SENIOR!!

Maybe this is all a bad dream too?

Thanks Sharon, but I think I'll wait until this one comes out on DVD (so I can freeze frame of course)

There is absolutely, positively no nepotism in Hollywood. None.

You're good, baby, I'll give you that... but me? I'm magic.

This band will go down like a lead balloon

Well, Goodbye there Children...

They can't sell the Capitol Records building! What will be left to destroy in the next crappy 'end of the world' movie?

Same old Courtney - still sponging off Kurt

Panic on the streets of Austin

You're a fat, Botox faced, wig-wearing ninny! Oh yeah? Well your band has a dirty H addict as a lead singer!

Black Sabbath, Blondie, Miles Davis, The Sex Pistols, Lynyrd Skynyrd Enter Rock Hall



01 THE BREAK-UP $39.17
$12759/av

02 X-MEN: THE LAST STAND $34.02
$9159/av

03 OVER THE HEDGE $20.65
$5170/avg

04 THE DAVINCI CODE $18.61
$4953/avg

05 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE III $4.68
$1756/avg

06 POSEIDON $3.49
$1283/avg

07 RV $3.20
$1469/avg

08 SEE NO EVIL $2.04
$1607/avg

09 AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH $1.36
$17615/avg

10 JUST MY LUCK $855K
$892/avg









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STRANGE IMPERSONATION

By Kim Morgan

May 6, 2005

Jiminy_glick Here’s the question you have to ask yourself—do you think Jiminy Glick is funny? If the answer is no, then you’ll have a hard time spending 90 minutes with the corpulent, star-struck celebrity interviewer in his debut film, Jiminy Glick in LaLaWood. But—if the answer is yes, then, like me, you’ll be laughing yourself silly, even while acknowledging the movie is oftentimes just plain stupid.

But then, it’s also, like Prime Time Glick (the Comedy Central series it’s based on, quite astute in skewering the obsessions of celebrity worship. With Martin Short’s bizarre creation of this sweat-drenched, ill-fitted suit-wearing, overly eager, obnoxiously all-over-the-place interviewer (while interviewing Kurt Russell, he’s maniacally laughing with glee over how much he loves Elvis and then asks Russell if Kurt knew, at age 10, if Elvis’ daughter would marry Michael Jackson), the cult of celebrity is made surreal, repulsive and hilarious. Like Sacha Baron-Cohen’s Ali G character, Short’s Glick is a smarter-than-he-appears creation in that his shallowness underscores how asinine the typical, press junket, in-and-out interview frequently is (this coming from someone who’s seen this firsthand—watching weary actors answering the same stupid questions from a collection of “interviewers” who look like they could speak Elvish).

And that he’s some freakish cross between a creepy Louie Anderson-like goody-goody with an old-timey, slightly fey movie buff (Ava Gardner, Lana Turner and Ethel Merman are just some classic starlets brought up) with a supposedly hard-hitting, straight to the jugular reporter, Glick’s like some appalling baby Pat O’ Brien, Leeza Gibbons and James Lipton conjured from some sick, Cronenberg Brood-like womb. The shape of fame.

So it makes some sense that the film would place it, ever so slightly, in a Lynch-ian universe, complete with Short heavily made up like the Mulholland Drive director. But that’s where the picture falls most flat. Still, it's never completely tiresome. Whenever the film showed a Lynch style slow mo of Glick stabbing a movie star it cracked me up every time.

The film takes Butte, Montana entertainment reporter Glick and family (wife Dixie, played by a hilarious Jan Hooks and his two, big-boned twin boys named Modine and Matthew—a joke that isn’t funny until Glick randomly states it was because of Modine's film Birdy) to the Toronto Film Festival where oodles of stars walk the red carpet. Jiminy’s been assigned to review the film, Growing Up Gandhi, but sleeps through the screening, leading to the movie’s only good review. Because of Glick’s false enthusiasm the reporter lands the rare exclusive sit-down with the director and star (Corey Pearson), an idiotic young Hollywood pretty boy play-acting deep. Glick finds himself more in demand after his scoop but complications arise when alcoholic star Miranda Coolidge (Elizabeth Perkins—playing off how washed-up she is herself) may have been stabbed to death after a boozy night with Glick. Did Glick do the deed? Only David Lynch can explain.

Yes, David Lynch, who’s a bit off the radar to poke fun at, but then, the fact that Short just keeps going with it makes the payoff funnier than it has any right to be. Short and Hooks (who gives one of the most un-glamorous portraits of a Midwestern wife, citing her private area as “big as a purse” after having two kids—“Remember what I said to you about that word mystique?” Glick reminds his wife) are brilliantly up on their improv game. Truly, I was dying in nearly all their scenes together. Even in their (yuck) moment of passion.

And in scenes with Steve Martin and Kurt Russell, Short’s Glick provides some priceless instances of off-the-cuff comedy, during which a pro like Martin can’t even keep up. And no one can keep a straight face. Russell says during the film's closing credits that he's certain he's not going to make it through the scene—he can't even look at Martin Short.

Jiminy Glick in LaLaWood may not be the sharpest Hollywood satire in the canon of the genre, but there is most certainly nothing else like it. Or him. Unless of course, you drop into a film junket’s grade-Z press room—you might see something like him there. Horrifyingly, that’s no joke.

Read More Kim Morgan at her blog Sunset Gun and check out Kim's latest appearances
on G4/Tech TV's THE SCREEN SAVERS:
Appearance 1, Appearance 2, Appearance 3.

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