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STRANGE IMPERSONATION
By Kim Morgan
January 28, 2005
Since I'm not a sports fan, The Academy
Awards are my Super Bowl. That saying, the Academy's nominations simultaneously
never fail to disappoint or really surprise me. I am so used to being annoyed
that I end up looking forward to not the winners or losers, but the dresses
and hair and general opulence (or not) and of course, the chance of an off-color acceptance speech. There are no more David Nivens at the Oscars, but at
least we've got Chris Rock hosting this year.
Nevertheless, I must read, predict, report and
watch the damn broadcast every year where occasionally,
occasionally I am shocked (like when the deserving Roman
Polanksi won for The Pianist) and frequently, I am
irritated (like when Gene Hackman wasn't nominated for The Royal
Tenenbaums). This year's nominations offer little surprises but,
nonetheless, I'm giving my ten cents. And to make it more exciting, you can
send in wagers.
Best Picture
The Aviator (Miramax), Finding Neverland (Miramax), Million Dollar
Baby (Warner Bros.), Ray (Universal Pictures),
Sideways (Fox Searchlight)
Prediction:
The Aviator - just too many nominations. And Hollywood
loves a sweeping saga about their town.
Deserves to win:
Sideways. But, I know, it's too damn small for those big
Academy voters. And who wants to look at neurotic people drinking
wine?
Snubbed:
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,
Closer, I Heart Huckabees (like
that's a surprise), Fahrenheit 9/11, Kill Bill
Volume 2.
Best Director:
Martin Scorsese for The
Aviator (Miramax) Clint Eastwood for Million Dollar
Baby (Warner Bros.) Taylor Hackford for Ray
(Universal Pictures) Alexander Payne for Sideways (Fox
Searchlight) Mike Leigh for Vera Drake (Fine Line
Features)
Prediction: Clint
Eastwood - though this is a toughie. Eastwood is a favorite because I have a
feeling The Aviator will get top prize. But then...Scorsese,
politically speaking, is long overdue. So I could be wrong here.
Deserves to win:
Martin Scorsese. I would say Alexander Payne but an unseen force is stopping
me.
Snubbed: Michel Gondry
for Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, David O Russell
of Huckabees, Mike Nichols for
Closer, Quentin Tarantino for KB2.
Best Actor in a Leading
Role:
Don Cheadle for Hotel Rwanda
(United Artists) Johnny Depp for Finding Neverland
(Miramax) Leonardo DiCaprio for The Aviator (Miramax)
Clint Eastwood for Million Dollar Baby (Warner Bros.)
Jamie Foxx for Ray (Universal Pictures)
Prediction: Jamie
Foxx - Yeah, that's not too tough...like they're going to give it to Johnny Depp...he
should have gotten one for Ed Wood.
Deserves to win: Jamie
Foxx - He raised the movie beyond its sometimes overly sentimental direction.
If an actor carries the entire movie, they deserve it. And sure, it may be easy
playing a drug addict, but a blind musical genius on top of it? I don't think
so.
Snubbed: Paul
Giamatti-Come on! I love Johnny Depp but I thought he was better in
Secret Window. (Can you imagine if he'd been nominated for
that?) And Eastwood has been much, much better in other pictures. Paul
Giamatti made a tough performance look so easy. Hilarious, poignant, borderline
unlikable and pitch-perfect timing. Also, Jim Carrey, as usual...what is with the
academy and Carrey? And then there's Adam Sandler for
Spanglish but as I've said numerous times, he deserved the
statue for Punch-Drunk Love.
Best Supporting
Actor:
Alan Alda for The Aviator
(Miramax) Thomas Haden
Church for
Sideways (Fox Searchlight) Jamie Foxx for
Collateral (Dreamworks SKG) Morgan Freeman for
Million Dollar Baby (Warner Bros.) Clive Owen for
Closer (Columbia Pictures)
Prediction: Clive
Owen. It's a race between between Owen and Morgan Freeman but I've got a
feeling voters want to give Closer some kudos. And...
Deserves to win:
Though I love Thomas Haden Church in Sideways, Clive Owen
gave a blistering performance. That saying, this may be a tie for me.
Snubbed: Mark Wahlberg
in Huckabees (like he would ever get a nomination) but he
should have been nominated and won.
Best Actress in a Leading
Role:
Annette Bening - Being Julia
(Sony Pictures Classics) Catalina Sandino Moreno - Maria Full of
Grace (Fine Line Features) Imelda Staunton - Vera
Drake (Fine Line Features) Hilary Swank for Million Dollar
Baby (Warner Bros.) Kate Winslet for Eternal Sunshine of
the Spotless Mind (Focus Features)
Prediction: Annette
Bening - Hollywood loves veterans.
Especially in films about veterans.
Deserves to win: Kate
Winslet.
Snubbed: Nicole Kidman
in Birth. And I really wish she could have been nominated
for Dogville but it wasn't technically the right year.
Also, Uma Thurman in Kill Bill Volume 2.
Best Supporting
Actress:
Cate Blanchett for The Aviator
(Miramax) Laura Linney for Kinsey (Fox Searchlight
Pictures) Virginia Madsen for Sideways (Fox Searchlight)
Sophie Okonedo for Hotel Rwanda (United Artists) Natalie
Portman for Closer (Columbia Pictures)
Prediction: Cate
Blanchett - Though I'm struggling with this one since Natalie Portman nabbed the
Golden Globe, I have a feeling the youngster may be upstaged by the gal who
played Kate Hepburn.
Deserves to Win:
Little, not so little anymore Natalie Portman...but then, playing Hepburn without
going over the top would be a Herculean task...OK, tie again for supporting.
Snubbed: Here I go
again with my Huckabees love but...Naomi Watts.
Best Original
Screenplay:
The Aviator (Miramax)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Focus Features)
Hotel Rwanda (United Artists) The
Incredibles (Disney/Pixar) Vera Drake (Fine
Line Features)
Prediction: The
Aviator. Just because.
Deserves to win:
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Nothing else is like
this...
Snubbed:
Huckabees. Really, truly nothing like this
film.
Best Adapted
Screenplay:
Before Sunset (Warner
Independent Pictures) Finding Neverland (Miramax)
Million Dollar Baby (Warner Bros.) The
Motorcycle Diaries (Focus Features) Sideways
(Fox Searchlight)
Prediction:
Million Dollar Baby. They wanna heap more on Clint.
Deserves to win:
Sideways. Maybe it'll nab one, but I doubt it.
Best Foreign Language
Film:
As it is in Heaven- Sweden
The Chorus - France
Downfall - Germany
The Sea Inside- Spain
Yesterday- South Africa
Prediction:
The Sea Inside-it's the only one Academy voters probably
saw.
Deserves to win:
The Sea Inside-but only because it's the one film I saw on
this list. So really, I should not make any judgment call here. But I can
say...
Snubbed:
House of Flying Daggers. The one I reckon really deserves
to win.
Best Animated Feature
Film:
The Incredibles (Disney/Pixar)
Shark Tale (Dreamworks SKG) Shrek 2
(Dreamworks SKG)
Prediction: Well,
that's a no-brainer - The Incredibles.
Deserves to win: It's
certainly not Shark Tale. Again, a no-brainer - The
Incredibles.
Achievement in
Cinematography:
The Aviator (Miramax)
House of Flying Daggers (Sony Pictures Classics)
The Passion of the Christ (Newmarket Film Group)
The Phantom of the Opera (Warner Bros.) A Very
Long Engagement (Warner Independent Pictures)
Prediction:
The Aviator
Deserves to win:
House of Flying Daggers or The
Passion. What if they give it to The Passion?
It's possible since the guy walking up to the podium would not be Mel Gibson
but Caleb Deschanel-and he worked with Hal Ashby in Being
There. His daughter, Zooey, is also incredibly beautiful, but I
digress...
Snubbed:
Collateral, Sky Captain and the
World of Tomorrow.
Best Documentary Feature:
Born into Brothels (ThinkFilm)
The Story of the Weeping Camel (ThinkFilm) Super
Size Me(Roadside Attractions / Samuel Goldwyn Films)
Tupac: Resurrection (Paramount Pictures) Twist
of Faith
Prediction:
Born Into Brothels. Calcutta
kids in peril of the sex trade? I think so.
Deserves to win:
Born Into Brothels-I love that this film is not only about
the plight of children in the red light district of Calcutta but about
photography as well. Some of these children are incredibly gifted making their
stories all the more heartbreaking.
Snubbed, but not technically:
Fahrenheit 9/11-yeah...well, he did go up for Best Picture
and all. Also Metallica: Some Kind of Monster--why? This
was so much better than Tupac: Resurrection. I mean,
Metallica in therapy? It's too priceless.
Best Film Editing:
The Aviator (Miramax)
Collateral (Dreamworks SKG) Finding
Neverland (Miramax) Million Dollar Baby (Warner
Bros.) Ray (Universal Pictures)
Prediction:
The Aviator
Deserves to Win:
Collateral-should have also been nominated for
cinematography with its gorgeous, icy, nourish vision of Los
Angeles (and on DV no less).
Snubbed: Kill
Bill Volume 2
Best Original Song:
"Accidentally In Love" -
Shrek 2 (Dreamworks SKG) "Al Otro Lado Del
Río" - The Motorcycle Diaries (Focus Features)
"Believe" - The Polar Express (Warner
Bros.) "Learn To Be Lonely" - The Phantom of the
Opera (Warner Bros.) "Look To Your Path (Vois Sur Ton
Chemin)" - The Chorus (Miramax)
Prediction: "Learn to
Be Lonely"-This song sucks, but it's Andrew Lloyd Webber and people think that's
classy or something.
Deserves to win: No
idea. I am sure all of these songs are terrible. Ever since Elliot Smith lost
to Celine Dion, I give up.
Snubbed: John Brion's
"Knock Yourself Out" from I Heart Huckabees. But did you
think they'd actually nominate a bonafide great song by a brilliant musician?

Read More Kim Morgan at her blog Sunset Gun and
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